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(c) Anita Hinterleitner Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Wunderbar schöne herbstliche Bilder darf ich heute an den Beginn der Frühnews stellen. Und ich hab mich gefragt: “Warum zieht uns das Schöne so an? Was macht das Schöne so attraktiv? Und welche Wirkung hat Schönheit auf unser Leben?” Von Xerxes, einem historischen König von Persien, wird eine Legende überliefert.…

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Espn Body Issue 2013

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The Body Issue

Best-selling of six alternative covers of ESPN The Magazine's original Body Issue in 2009 featuring Serena Williams

FrequencyYearlyFirst issueOctober 19, 2009Final issueSeptember 6, 2019CompanyESPNCountryUnited StatesLanguageEnglishWebsiteESPN The Magazine

ESPN Show More Show Less 2 of 12 Courtney Force, a Funny Car drag racer in ESPN The Magazine's 2013 'Body Issue.' ESPN Show More Show Less 3 of 12 4 of 12 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick on the. The Body Issue differs greatly from SI's Swimsuit issue because it focuses on athletes and not The 32 Best Photos Ever From ESPN's The Body Issue. By Frank Hagler. July 11, 2013 Updated: July 11, 2013 10:18 a.m. ESPN The Body Issue from ESPN the Magazine hits newsstands on Friday, July 12. But don't worry, in this slideshow you can get a look at some of the. The ESPN Body Issue was started in 2009 and just seems to get more and more popular. The general public has had a keen interest in ESPN's venture and each ye. The Body Issue is an edition of ESPN The Magazine that features dozens of athletes in nude and semi-nude photographs, which is intended to rival the annual Swimsuit Issue from Sports Illustrated. The first issue debuted on October 19, 2009.

The Body Issue is an edition of ESPN The Magazine that features dozens of athletes in nude and semi-nude photographs, which is intended to rival the annual Swimsuit Issue from Sports Illustrated. The first issue debuted on October 19, 2009.(1)

The 2009 edition had six alternative covers featuring Serena Williams (tennis), Carl Edwards (NASCAR), Adrian Peterson (NFL), Dwight Howard (NBA), Gina Carano (mixed martial arts) and Sarah Reinertsen (triathlons).(2) The Serena Williams edition sold the most copies.(3) The 2009 issue was a financial success, achieving double the normal edition sales, greater sales than any bi-weekly issue in over two years and 35 percent more ad sales than comparable issues, which led to plans for extended marketing of the 2010 edition.(3)

The edition included the regular sports coverage. In the bodies section athletes were featured on and off the field. Even a picture during a knee surgery was included. The 'Bodies We Want' section was a feature of the best bodies in the world of sports all posed nude but with strategic coverage of private parts.(4) Another section showed the damage done to the human body in athletics such as Laird Hamilton's cracked heel and Torry Holt's crooked middle finger.(5) One action photo captured six members of Major League Soccer's D.C. United simulating a free kick defensive wall while covering their genitalia.(6)

The 2019 issue was announced as also being the final print edition of the magazine.(7)

2009(edit)

Some of the 2009 covers were revealed on shows such Monday Night Football and Good Morning America. The 2009 edition included the following:(4)

Baseball: Joba Chamberlain, Nelson Cruz, Iván Rodríguez

Basketball: Dwight Howard, Cappie Pondexter

Beach volleyball: Carol Hamilton, Greg Hunter, Noah Kaiser, Eddie Matz, Michele Rauter, Tim Struby(8)

Boxing: Manny Pacquiao

Figure skating: Johnny Weir

Football: Casey Hampton, Torry Holt, Adrian Peterson

Golf: Sandra Gal, Anna Grzebien, Christina Kim

Gymnastics: Shawn Johnson

Horse racing: Alex Solis

Ice hockey: Zdeno Chára, Bill Guerin, Chris Higgins, Mike Komisarek, Sheldon Souray

MMA: Gina Carano, Randy Couture

Rock climbing: Steph Davis

Rowing: Susan Francia

Short-track speed skating: Allison Baver

Skiing: Kristi Leskinen, Julia Mancuso

Soccer: Natasha Kai, Bryan Namoff, Oguchi Onyewu, Chris Pontius (soccer), Clyde Simms

Softball: Jessica Mendoza

Stock car racing: Carl Edwards, Mark Martin

Sumo wrestling: Byambajav Ulambayaryn

Surfing: Claire Bevilacqua, Laird Hamilton

Swimming: Ryan Lochte

Table tennis: Biljana 'Biba' Golić

Tennis: James Blake, Serena Williams

Track and field: Michelle Carter, Lolo Jones, Sarah Reinertsen

Weightlifting: Cheryl Haworth

2010(edit)

The 2010 edition included the following:

Alpine skiing: Julia Mancuso

Archery: Erika Anschutz

Basketball: Amar'e Stoudemire, Diana Taurasi

Billiards: Jeanette Lee

Bobsledding: Steven Holcomb

Figure skating: Evan Lysacek

Football: Patrick Willis

Football/Mixed Martial Artist: Herschel Walker

Golf: Camilo Villegas

Javelin Thrower: Rachel Yurkovich

Mixed Martial Arts: Cristiane Justino, Evangelista Santos

Soccer: Tim Howard

Surfer: Kelly Slater

Swimmer: Jeff Farrell

Track runner: Philipa Raschker

Volleyball: Kim Glass

Wheelchair tennis: Esther Vergeer

2011(edit)

The 2011 edition included the following:

Baseball: José Reyes

Basketball: Blake Griffin, Sylvia Fowles

Bowling: Kelly Kulick

Boxing: Sergio Martínez

Football: Steven Jackson

Golf: Belen Mozo

Gymnastics: Alicia Sacramone

Ice hockey: Julie Chu, Ryan Kesler

Indy Car Driver: Hélio Castroneves

Mixed Martial Arts: Jon 'Bones' Jones

NHRA: John Force

Para-athletics: Jeremy Campbell

Roller derby: Suzy Hotrod

Runner: Ryan Hall

Skater: Apolo Ohno

Snowboarding: Gretchen Bleiler, Louie Vito

Soccer: Hope Solo(9)

Surfing: Stephanie Gilmore

Tennis: Vera Zvonareva

Track and field: Natasha Hastings

2012(edit)

The 2012 issue featured the following athletes:(10)

Baseball: José Bautista

Basketball: Candace Parker, Tyson Chandler

Decathlete: Ashton Eaton

Fencer: Tim Morehouse

Football: Maurice Jones-Drew, Rob Gronkowski

Golf: Suzann Pettersen

Gymnast: Danell Leyva

Ice Hockey: Brad Richards

Jockey: Mike Smith

Mixed martial arts: Ronda Rousey

Rowing: Oksana Masters

Sailor: Anna Tunnicliffe

Soccer: Carlos Bocanegra, Abby Wambach

Surfer: Maya Gabeira

Tennis: Daniela Hantuchová

Track and field: Carmelita Jeter, Walter Dix

Volleyball: 2012 U.S. Women's National Volleyball Team (Destinee Hooker, Megan Hodge, Alisha Glass, Stacy Sykora)

2013(edit)

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The 2013 issue featured the following athletes:

Boxing: Marlen Esparza

Golf: Carly Booth, Gary Player

MLB: Giancarlo Stanton, Matt Harvey

MMA: Miesha Tate

Motocross: Tarah Gieger

NBA: John Wall, Kenneth Faried

NFL: Colin Kaepernick, Vernon Davis

NHL hockey: Joffrey Lupul

NHRA drag racing: Courtney Force

Rock Climbing: Chris Sharma, Daila Ojeda

Snowboarding: Elena Hight

Soccer: Sydney Leroux

Tennis: Agnieszka Radwańska, John Isner

Volleyball: Kerri Walsh Jennings

WNBA: Swin Cash

2014(edit)

The 2014 issue featured the following athletes (1):

Basketball: Serge Ibaka, Angel McCoughtry

BMX bike motocross: Nigel Sylvester

Bobsledding: Aja Evans

Boxing: Bernard Hopkins, Danyelle Wolf

Cliff Diving: Ginger Huber

Hockey: Hilary Knight

MLB: Prince Fielder

Motocross : Travis Pastrana

NFL: Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald

Skateboarding: Lyn-Z Adams Hawkins

Snowboarding: Jamie Anderson, Amy Purdy

Soccer: Omar Gonzalez, Megan Rapinoe

Surfing: Coco Ho

Swimming: Michael Phelps

Tennis: Venus Williams, Tomáš Berdych

Yachting: Jimmy Spithill

2015(edit)

The 2015 issue featured the following athletes (2):

Archery: Khatuna Lorig

Baseball: Bryce Harper

Basketball: Brittney Griner, DeAndre Jordan, Kevin Love

Field Hockey: Paige Selenski

Football: Anthony Castonzo, Jack Mewhort, Odell Beckham Jr., Todd Herremans

Golf: Sadena Parks

Gymnastics: Aly Raisman

Hammer Throw: Amanda Bingson

Heptathlon: Chantae McMillan

Hockey: Tyler Seguin

Rugby: Todd Clever

Skateboarding: Leticia Bufoni

Soccer: Ali Krieger, Jermaine Jones

Surfing: Laird Hamilton

Swimming: Natalie Coughlin

Tennis: Stan Wawrinka

Volleyball: Gabrielle Reece

Wakeboarding: Dallas Friday

2016(edit)

The 2016 issue featured the following athletes (3):(11)

Baseball: Jake Arrieta

Basketball: Dwyane Wade, Elena Delle Donne

Beach Volleyball (Olympics): April Ross

Boxing (Olympics): Claressa Shields

Diving: Greg Louganis

Duathlon: Chris Mosier

Fencing (Olympics): Nzingha Prescod

Football: Antonio Brown, Von Miller, Vince Wilfork

Motocross: Ryan Dungey

Paratriathlete: Allysa Seely

Soccer: Christen Press

Steeplechase: Emma Coburn

Surfing: Courtney Conlogue

Swimming: Nathan Adrian

UFC: Conor McGregor

Wrestling: Adeline Gray

2017(edit)

The 2017 issue featured the following athletes (4):(12)

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Baseball: Javier Baez

Basketball: Isaiah Thomas, Nneka Ogwumike

Figure skating: Ashley Wagner

Football: Julian Edelman, Ezekiel Elliott, Zach Ertz

Hockey: Brent Burns, Joe Thornton

MMA Fighting: Michelle Waterson

Rugby: Malakai Fekitoa

Skiing: Gus Kenworthy

Snowboarding: Kirstie Ennis

Soccer: Julie Ertz

Softball: AJ Andrews

Tennis: Caroline Wozniacki

Track and field: Novlene Williams-Mills

US Women's National Ice Hockey Team (Brianna Decker, Kacey Bellamy, Meghan Duggan, Jocelyne Lamoureux, Monique Lamoureux, Alex Rigsby)

2018(edit)

The 2018 issue featured the following athletes (5):

Baseball : Dallas Keuchel, Yasiel Puig

Basketball: Sue Bird, Breanna Stewart, Karl-Anthony Towns

Figure Skating: Adam Rippon

Football: Saquon Barkley, Jerry Rice

Golf: Greg Norman

Professional wrestling: Charlotte Flair

Skiing: Jessie Diggins

Soccer: Crystal Dunn, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Megan Rapinoe

Softball: Lauren Chamberlain

Sprinting: Tori Bowie

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2019(edit)

The 2019 issue released on September 4, 2019 and was the final printed issue of the ESPN Magazine. It featured the following athletes (6):

Baseball: Christian Yelich

Basketball: Chris Paul, Liz Cambage, Nancy Lieberman

Crossfit: Katrín Davíðsdóttir

Football: Myles Garrett, Michael Thomas, the Philadelphia Eagles offensive line (Brandon Brooks, Lane Johnson, Jason Kelce, Issac Seumalo, Halapoulivaati Vaitai)

Golf: Brooks Koepka

Gymnastics: Katelyn Ohashi

Hockey: Evander Kane

Racing: James Hinchcliffe

Rock Climber: Alex Honnold

Soccer: Kelley O'Hara

Surfer: Lakey Peterson

Track & Field: Scout Bassett

UFC: Amanda Nunes

Notes(edit)

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^Thomson, Katherine (2009-10-06). 'ESPN's 'Body Issue' Of Naked Athletes (PHOTOS): Serena Williams, Dwight Howard, Adrian Peterson, More Pose Nude (PICTURES)'. Huffington Post. Retrieved 2009-12-02.

^La Monica, Mark (2009-10-09). 'ESPN 'The Body Issue' magazine covers'. Newsday. Retrieved 2009-12-02.

^ abRovell, Darren (2009-11-30). 'ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue: A Financial Success'. CNBC. Retrieved 2009-12-02.

^ abMcCarthy, Michael (2009-09-30). 'First look: In ESPN's magazine, showing skin is no issue'. USA Today. Retrieved 2009-12-02.

^Clifford, Stephanie (2009-10-12). 'Special Issues a Bright Spot for Magazines'. The New York Times. p. B1. Retrieved 2009-12-03.

^Steinberg, Dan (2009-10-08). 'United's Nude Awakening'. The Washington Post Company. Retrieved 2009-12-03.

^Morris, Chris (2019-04-30). 'ESPN Is Shutting Down Its Magazine'. Fortune.com. Retrieved 2019-08-07.

^Matz, Eddie. 'No shirts, no shorts ... lots of service!'. ESPN. Retrieved 30 July 2014.

^'Galleries / The Body Issue / October 17, 2011 Hope Solo'. ESPN the Magazine. 2011-10-17. Retrieved 2011-10-05.

^'ESPN The Magazine Body Issue – ESPN'. Espn.go.com. Retrieved 2012-08-17.

^Chiari, Mike (June 21, 2016). 'ESPN Body Issue 2016: Release Date and List of Athletes Revealed'. Bleacher Report. Retrieved 7 July 2016.

^'Ezekiel Elliott, Julian Edelman among 23 athletes featured in Body Issue'. ESPN. June 25, 2017. Retrieved 25 June 2017.

External links(edit)

Retrieved from 'https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Body_Issue&oldid=1035283454'

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P&G Ad - "The Talk" (Extended Version) / It's Time to End Racism!

P&G's powerful ad about "the talk" that Black parents have to give their children due to racism, bias, and discrimination. Produced by BBDO New York for Procter & Gamble's My Black is Beautiful campaigns and released in July 2017. Brand: P&G Agency: BBDO NY Executive Producer: Dan Blaney Senior Producer: Whitney Collins Production: The Corner Shop Director: Malik Vitthal Exec Producer: Anna Hashmi Director of Photography: Lasse Frank Production Designer: Wynn Thomas Costume Designer: Isis Mussenden Producer/ Head of Production: Jessica Miller Line Producers: Stephen Love & Blake Pickens Music: Pulse Music NY Composers: Julia Piker & Dan Kuby Producer: Steve Grywalski Executive Producer: Dan Kuby Agency Partners Multicultural Strategic Communications: Egami Consulting Group CEO: Teneshia Jackson Warner Senior Strategic Advisor: Cheryl Overton Vice President: Liv Lewis P&G My Black is Beautiful Chief Brand Building Officer: Marc Pritchard Director: Kristine Decker Associate Brand Director: Betsy Bluestone Brand Manager: Verna Coleman-Hagler Randall Smith: BBIC John Lick: BBIC Senior Manager Communications: Crystal Harrell CMK: Brittany Body from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtaVQqwFEBU

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Live From New York...

Here is a list of all the people who have said LFNY and the number of times they have said it. (end of season 42). Also includes voice overs, prerecorded material and several specials.

- Darrell Hammond - 74

- Dana Carvey - 54

- Chevy Chase - 35

- Will Ferrell - 35

- Fred Armisen - 30

- Phil Hartman - 30

- Jason Sudeikis - 24

- Taran Killam - 23

- Kate McKinnon - 23

- Chris Parnell - 23

- Jay Pharoah - 23

- John Belushi - 21

- Tim Meadows - 21

- Kenan Thompson - 21

- Bobby Moynihan - 19

- Kristen Wiig - 19

- Dan Aykroyd - 18 

- Kevin Nealon - 18

- Alec Baldwin - 17

- Will Forte - 16

- Mike Myers - 15

- Gilda Radner - 15

- Bill Hader - 14

- Bill Murray - 14

- Amy Poehler - 14

- Joe Piscopo - 13

- Beck Bennett - 11

- Ana Gasteyer - 11

- Cecily Strong - 11

- Laraine Newman - 10

- Maya Rudolph - 10

- Horatio Sanz - 10

- Vanessa Bayer - 09  

- Rachel Dratch - 08

- Jimmy Fallon - 08

- Chris Farley - 08

- Tina Fey - 08

- Norm MacDonald - 08

- Garrett Morris - 08

- Molly Shannon - 08

- Billy Crystal - 07

- Jon Lovitz - 07

- Seth Meyers - 07

- Aidy Bryant - 06

- Eddie Murphy - 06

- Jane Curtin - 05

- Jan Hooks - 05

- Kyle Mooney - 05

- Nasim Pedrad - 05

- Charles Rocket - 05

- Andy Samberg - 05

- Rob Schneider - 05

- Sasheer Zamata - 05

- Jim Belushi - 04

- Larry David - 04

- Jim Downey - 04

- Chris Kattan - 04

- Steve Martin - 04

- Adam Sandler - 04

- Paul Shaffer - 04

- Julia Sweeney - 04

- Ellen Cleghorne - 03

- Pete Davidson - 03

- Mikey Day - 03

- Denny Dillon - 03

- Rudy Giuliani - 03

- Leslie Jones - 03

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 03

- Michael McKean - 03

- Mark McKinney - 03

- Tracy Morgan - 03

- Cheri Oteri - 03

- Chris Rock - 03

- Justin Timberlake - 03

- Robert DeNiro - 02

- Robert Downey Jr. - 02

- Abby Elliott - 02

- Al Franken - 02

- John Goodman - 02

- Gilbert Gottfried - 02

- Tom Hanks - 02

- Howard Hesseman - 02

- Melanie Hutsell - 02

- Dwayne Johnson - 02

- Gary Kroeger - 02

- John Lithgow - 02

- Madonna - 02

- Gail Matthius - 02

- Melissa McCarthy - 02

- Finesse Mitchell - 02

- Alex Moffat - 02

- Rick Moranis - 02

- Don Novello - 02

- Don Pardo - 01

- Randy Quaid - 02

- Ann Risley - 02

- Harry Shearer- 02

- David Spade - 02

- Paula Abdul - 01

- Ben Affleck - 01

- Rosanna Arquette - 01

- Drew Barrymore - 01

- Deb Blair - 01

- Jim Breuer - 01

- Paul Brittain - 01

- Matthew Broderick - 01

- A. Whitney Brown - 01

- Beth Cahill - 01

- John Candy - 01

- Robert Carlock - 01

- John Carpenter - 01

- Steve Carell - 01

- John Cleese - 01

- Hillary Clinton - 01

- Sacha Baron Cohen - 01

- Bryan Cranston - 01 

- Cindy Crawford - 01

- Connie Crawford - 01

- Macaulay Culkin - 01  

- Miley Cyrus - 01

- Rodney Dangerfield - 01

- Tom Davis - 01

- Danny DeVito - 01

- Mike Ditka - 01

- Joe Disco - 01

- Bob Dole - 01

- Michael Douglas - 01

- Robin Duke - 01

- Chris Elliott - 01

- Chris Evert - 01

- Siobhan Fallon - 01

- President Gerald Ford - 01

- Teri Garr - 01

- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 01

- Gina Gershon - 01

- Tom Gianas - 01

- Al Gore - 01

- Tipper Gore - 01

- Merv Griffin - 01

- Mary Gross

- Christopher Guest - 01

- Marvelous Marvin Hagler - 01

- Anthony Michael Hall - 01

- Rich Hall - 01

- Jon Hamm - 01

- Mark Harmon - 01

- George Harrison - 01

- Florence Henderson - 01

- Buck Henry - 01

- Pee-Wee Herman - 01

- Charlton Heston - 01

- Steve Higgins - 01

- Hulk Hogan - 01

- Dennis Hopper - 01

- Helen Hunt - 01

- Janet Jackson - 01

- Jesse Jackson - 01

- Victoria Jackson - 01

- Mick Jagger - 01

- Scarlett Johansson - 01

- Carolyn Kepcher - 01

- Sam Kinison - 01

- Richard Kneip - 01

- Ed Koch - 01

- Queen Latifah - 01

- Jay Leno - 01

- David Lewis - 01

- Jerry Lewis - 01

- Monica Lewinsky - 01

- Lindsay Lohan - 01

- Ron Luciano - 01

- Tobey Maguire - 01

- Joe Mantegna - 01

- John McCain - 01

- John McLaughlin - 01

- Vince McMahon - 01

- Lorne Michaels - 01

- Dennis Miller- 01

- Mr. T - 01

- Ralph Nader - 01

- Lori Nasso - 01

- Liam Neeson - 01

- New York City Children’s Chorus - 01

- President Barack Obama - 01

- Michael Palin - 01

- Sarah Palin - 01  

- George Pataki - 01

- Walter Payton - 01

- Paula Pell - 01

- Sean Penn - 01

- Joe Perry - 01

- Brad Pitt - 01

- Mary Kay Place - 01

- Jason Priestley - 01

- Colin Quinn - 01

- Ron Reagan - 01

- Jeff Renaudo - 01

- Jeff Richards - 01

- Dennis Rodman - 01

- Linda Ronstadt - 01

- Jon Rudnitsky - 01

- Fred Savage - 01

- Charles Schumer - 01

- Arnold Schwarzenegger - 01

- Stephanie Seymour - 01

- Al Sharpton - 01

- William Shatner - 01

- Michael Shoemaker - 01

- Martin Short - 01

- Paul Simon - 01

- Robert Smigel - 01

- Dick Smothers - 01

- Tom Smothers - 01

- Sissy Spacek - 01

- Miskel Spillman - 01

- Ringo Starr - 01  

- George Steinbrenner - 01

- Julia Stiles - 01

- Ben Stiller - 01  

- Patrick Swayze - 01

- Fran Tarkenton - 01

- Lily Tomlin - 01

- Toonces

- John Travolta

- Steven Tyler - 01

- Unidentified English Milkman - 01

- Danitra Vance - 01

- Nancy Walls - 01

- Christopher Walken - 01

- Damon Wayans - 01

- Noel Wells - 01

- Brooks Wheelan - 01

- Betty White - 01

- Robin Williams - 01

- Flip Wilson - 01

- Oprah Winfrey - 01

- Fred Wolf - 01

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24/7 Las Vegas Teen and Senior solos

Senior Solos: 10- Calysta Brown (IntenCity Dance Project) 9- Lauren Phillips (Bunker Dance Center) 8- Tanisha Wilcher (Westlake Dance Center) 7- Josh Williams (Jenina's Dance Workshop) 6- Rebecca Lee (Bunker Dance), Allison Bennett (Westlake Dance) 5- Bethany Wolfman (Bunker Dance) 4- Brianna Taylor (Bunker Dance) 3- Rilee Nyborg (Bunker Dance) 2- Christian Smith (Rock Center for Dance) 1- Brittany Bruno (Rock Center), Gerianna LoTiempo (Bunker Dance), Angelina Cabrera (Bunker Dance) Teen Solos: 10- Ariana McClure (Danceology), Chloe Jones (Alliance Academy) 9- Sidney Klock (Danceology), Julia Stumpf (Rock Center), Emily Lim (Danceology), Cassadey Porter (Westlake Dance Center) 8- Tia Buell (Westlake Dance- PNW represent!), Jemoni Powe (Academy of Nevada Ballet) 7- Jessica Stanton (Rock Center) 6- Veronica Comelek (Rock Center) 5- Abby Dayton (Center Stage) 4- Carter Williams (Center Stage), Bridget Bachman (Signature Dance) 3- Abby Werner (Center Stage), Sarah Bamford (Danceology), Amanda Chau (Nor Cal Dance), Anika Kojima (Rock Center) 2- Ryan Maw (Danceology) 1- Colton Hagler (Danceology)

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The Spring 2017 issue of Deluge has finally arrived! It features work by: “I designed this mystery to be heavy / grieving against earwigs / my lived-in routines / I’m desperate for a blow up in my life”

-GABRIEL OJEDA-SAGUE

“When the red cloud comes / hang yellow satin over the windows”

-ZACHARY ANDERSON

“One woe man’s terrorist / is another’s brofest tourist”

-ROSE KNAPP

“we need a better word / for our lucha / we need a Latinx”

-WILLY PALOMO

“I will look for you inside this / movie they show at school. A guide / to know my own body. I want / to understand when to balance & / when to paint over my footsteps left / on the walls. I want to be good to someone else / someday. To keep coming up.”

-JULIA COHEN & ABBY HAGLER

“sinking wet fingers in our early blood / cat-masked in our sleeping bags / next to the closet”

-JESSIE JANESHEK

“THIS IS THE SOUND OF HONEYSPIGOT, HONEYSPIGOT.”

-ALEX GREGOR

“Now the play is free to follow its own viral genius. It gathers in the bladder ducts. It strip-mines the genitals for diamonds and rare earth metals. Then it vaults, limb-by-limb, toward the heart and head.”

-TOBY ALTMAN

“sugar tongue lights at / the touch of enamel, remembering / the taste of a hornet / that never belong to me”

-DANIELLE SUSI

“A copper sun has replaced the slate / moon, the police tape blows in the / breeze, people walk around it, someone / has swept the sidewalk, the garden needs / weeding”

-SHIRLEY JONES-LUKE

“How thin must I keep my coverage in order to feel all this horror?”

-ANNIE GRIZZLE

“a florescent halo of data / floating through static / tangled into her hair / a terabyte, an sd card, a cloud / archives of text / overworked articles analyzing / the historical implications of deleted tweets”

-EMILY GIGLER

“But please, mister owl, / I beg you not / To make you a schema / Of me.”

-MICHAEL SAJDAK

“Dare I talk about the delirium involved in all-day drives?”

-TYLER FLYNN DORHOLT

“the highway, its inbuilt purpose, hearing static chew pop songs / on the radio like lumps of gum with dirt in them, gazing through / frames grayed by runny splays of what were once shiny flying bugs”

-BEN GROSS

“women burned / in lacerated sleep / along the wharves / burned / coitally / from her own / lung / & ribcage”

-ISABEL BALÉE

“Then, the clock inside her strikes”

-SHARI CAPLAN

“a zone of opinions wombs this birth object / my bot plays with it / the palmworld covers its mouth / birth object you will always be here, the palmworld says, / nested in a comment thread”

-PETER COLE FRIEDMAN

“what else is there / already used three breaths / all parts pleasure and fear / lots of folks with jobs / will produce this child of queers / who knows”

-DAVY KNITTLE

“The left thrives when people are unhappy. / The right wants everyone to have the same memories.”

-ANDREW WEATHERHEAD

“There are kinds of anger / you can’t avoid / being placed on you.”

-CHARLIE D’EVE

“Through the trees to endure the leveling march of industry / to pass on.”

-JONATHAN LARSON

READ ALL OF DELUGE 8 [HERE]

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(c) Katharina Brandstetter Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Gestern am Sonntag fand in Stift Ardagger das diesjährige Pfarr- und Margaretenfest statt.  Die hl. Margarete feiert ihren Gedenktag eigentlich am 20. Juli >> wie DU hier auf der Diözesanhomepage liest. Und das Margaretenfest findet dann immer am jeweils folgenden Sonntag statt. Heuer wurde das Fest wegen des…

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Ardagger – Frühstücksnews – Dienstag, 30.8.2022

Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Schon in den kommenden TAGEN kommt die heurige erstmalige Klimabonusauszahlung für alle 9 Mio. Österreicherinnen und Österreicher! Heuer € 500,– für jeden Erwachsenen (in Normaljahren € 250,–) und für jedes Kind gibt´s heuer auch € 250,–; Ausgezahlt wird schon demnächst automatisch als Einmalzahlung auf jenes Konto, das bei FinanzOnline…

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Ardagger – Frühstücksnews – Dienstag, 28.6.2022

Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Gestern waren die Schulklassen 3a und 3b am Geimeindeamt zu Gast. Während sie in der Amtsstube einen Einblick in die “Verwaltung” erhielten und das Meldewesen, das Bauamt und die Amtsleitung bei unseren Mitarbeiterinnen und Mitarbeitern spielerisch kennenlernten, konnte ich Ihnen in einem Rollenspiel vermitteln, wie ein Gemeinderat und…

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Ardagger – Frühstücksnews – Donnerstag, 23.6.2022

Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Ich darf heute zu Beginn unseren Nachwuchsfussballern aus der Volksschule gratulieren. Die Mannschaft hat gestern beim Finale des Sumsi-Cup der Volksschulen in Krems den hervorragenden 3. Platz im kleinen Finale gegen Klosterneuburg erkämpft. Der 3.Platz ist ein toller Erfolg, da ca.240 Mannschaften in NÖ am Sumsi-Cup teilnahmen! Das…

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Ardagger - Frühstücksnews - Dienstag, 12.10.2021

Ardagger – Frühstücksnews – Dienstag, 12.10.2021

Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger! Gestern am Montag ging´s mit Wahlen bei den Senioren in unserer Gemeinde weiter: In Stift Ardagger wurde ein neuer Vorstand gewählt und Karl Weidinger an der Spitze als Obmann bestätigt. Als seine Stellvertreter werden ihn in gewohnter Weise Annemarie Göbl und Rudolf Enengl unterstützen. Neu als Stellvertreter ist Josef Deutenhauser als…

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P&G Ad - "The Talk" (Short Version) / It's Time to End Racism!

P&G's powerful ad about "the talk" that Black parents have to give their children due to racism, bias, and discrimination. Produced by BBDO New York for Procter & Gamble's My Black is Beautiful campaigns and released in July 2017. This is the shortened version recently released by P&G in June 2020. Brand: P&G Agency: BBDO NY Executive Producer: Dan Blaney Senior Producer: Whitney Collins Production: The Corner Shop Director: Malik Vitthal Exec Producer: Anna Hashmi Director of Photography: Lasse Frank Production Designer: Wynn Thomas Costume Designer: Isis Mussenden Producer/ Head of Production: Jessica Miller Line Producers: Stephen Love & Blake Pickens Music: Pulse Music NY Composers: Julia Piker & Dan Kuby Producer: Steve Grywalski Executive Producer: Dan Kuby Agency Partners Multicultural Strategic Communications: Egami Consulting Group CEO: Teneshia Jackson Warner Senior Strategic Advisor: Cheryl Overton Vice President: Liv Lewis P&G My Black is Beautiful Chief Brand Building Officer: Marc Pritchard Director: Kristine Decker Associate Brand Director: Betsy Bluestone Brand Manager: Verna Coleman-Hagler Randall Smith: BBIC John Lick: BBIC Senior Manager Communications: Crystal Harrell CMK: Brittany Body from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1uqSMRdUdQ

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Here is a list of all the people who have said LFNY and the number of times they have said it. (end of season 41). Also includes voice overs, prerecorded material and several specials.

- Darrell Hammond - 74

- Dana Carvey - 54

- Chevy Chase - 35

- Will Ferrell - 35

- Fred Armisen - 30

- Phil Hartman - 30

- Jason Sudeikis - 24

- Taran Killam - 23

- Chris Parnell - 23

- Jay Pharoah - 23

- John Belushi - 21

- Tim Meadows - 21

- Kenan Thompson - 20

- Kristen Wiig - 19

- Dan Aykroyd - 18

- Bobby Moynihan - 18

- Kevin Nealon - 18

- Will Forte - 16

- Kate McKinnon - 15

- Mike Myers - 15

- Gilda Radner - 15

- Bill Hader - 14

- Bill Murray - 14

- Amy Poehler - 14

- Joe Piscopo - 13

- Ana Gasteyer - 11

- Laraine Newman - 10

- Maya Rudolph - 10

- Horatio Sanz - 10

- Cecily Strong - 10

- Vanessa Bayer - 09  

- Rachel Dratch - 08

- Chris Farley - 08

- Tina Fey - 08

- Norm MacDonald - 08

- Garrett Morris - 08

- Molly Shannon - 08

- Beck Bennett - 07

- Billy Crystal - 07

- Jimmy Fallon - 07

- Jon Lovitz - 07

- Seth Meyers - 07

- Eddie Murphy - 06

- Aidy Bryant - 05

- Jane Curtin - 05

- Jan Hooks - 05

- Kyle Mooney - 05

- Nasim Pedrad - 05

- Charles Rocket - 05

- Andy Samberg - 05

- Rob Schneider - 05

- Sasheer Zamata - 05

- Jim Belushi - 04

- Larry David - 04

- Jim Downey - 04

- Chris Kattan - 04

- Steve Martin - 04

- Adam Sandler - 04

- Paul Shaffer - 04

- Julia Sweeney - 04

- Alec Baldwin - 03

- Ellen Cleghorne - 03

- Pete Davidson - 03

- Denny Dillon - 03

- Rudy Giuliani - 03

- Leslie Jones - 03

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 03

- Michael McKean - 03

- Mark McKinney - 03

- Tracy Morgan - 03

- Cheri Oteri - 03

- Chris Rock - 03

- Justin Timberlake - 03

- Robert DeNiro - 02

- Robert Downey Jr. - 02

- Abby Elliott - 02

- Al Franken - 02

- Gilbert Gottfried - 02

- Tom Hanks - 02

- Howard Hesseman - 02

- Melanie Hutsell - 02

- Dwayne Johnson - 02

- Gary Kroeger - 02

- John Lithgow - 02

- Madonna - 02

- Gail Matthius - 02

- Finesse Mitchell - 02

- Rick Moranis - 02

- Don Novello - 02

- Don Pardo - 01

- Randy Quaid - 02

- Ann Risley - 02

- Harry Shearer- 02

- David Spade - 02

- Paula Abdul - 01

- Ben Affleck - 01

- Rosanna Arquette - 01

- Drew Barrymore - 01

- Deb Blair - 01

- Jim Breuer - 01

- Paul Brittain - 01

- Matthew Broderick - 01

- A. Whitney Brown - 01

- Beth Cahill - 01

- John Candy - 01

- Robert Carlock - 01

- John Carpenter - 01

- Steve Carell - 01

- John Cleese - 01

- Hillary Clinton - 01

- Sacha Baron Cohen - 01

- Cindy Crawford - 01

- Connie Crawford - 01

- Macaulay Culkin - 01  

- Miley Cyrus - 01

- Rodney Dangerfield - 01

- Tom Davis - 01

- Danny DeVito - 01

- Mike Ditka - 01

- Joe Disco - 01

- Bob Dole - 01

- Michael Douglas - 01

- Robin Duke - 01

- Chris Elliott - 01

- Chris Evert - 01

- Siobhan Fallon - 01

- President Gerald Ford - 01

- Teri Garr - 01

- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 01

- Gina Gershon - 01

- Tom Gianas - 01

- John Goodman - 01

- Al Gore - 01

- Tipper Gore - 01

- Merv Griffin - 01

- Mary Gross

- Christopher Guest - 01

- Marvelous Marvin Hagler - 01

- Anthony Michael Hall - 01

- Rich Hall - 01

- Jon Hamm - 01

- Mark Harmon - 01

- George Harrison - 01

- Florence Henderson - 01

- Buck Henry - 01

- Pee-Wee Herman - 01

- Charlton Heston - 01

- Steve Higgins - 01

- Hulk Hogan - 01

- Dennis Hopper - 01

- Helen Hunt - 01

- Janet Jackson - 01

- Jesse Jackson - 01

- Victoria Jackson - 01

- Mick Jagger - 01

- Carolyn Kepcher - 01

- Sam Kinison - 01

- Richard Kneip - 01

- Ed Koch - 01

- Queen Latifah - 01

- Jay Leno - 01

- David Lewis - 01

- Jerry Lewis - 01

- Monica Lewinsky - 01

- Lindsay Lohan - 01

- Ron Luciano - 01

- Tobey Maguire - 01

- Joe Mantegna - 01

- John McCain - 01

- Melissa McCarthy - 01

- John McLaughlin - 01

- Vince McMahon - 01

- Lorne Michaels - 01

- Dennis Miller- 01

- Mr. T - 01

- Ralph Nader - 01

- Lori Nasso - 01

- Liam Neeson - 01

- New York City Children’s Chorus - 01

- President Barack Obama - 01

- Michael Palin - 01

- Sarah Palin - 01  

- George Pataki - 01

- Walter Payton - 01

- Paula Pell - 01

- Sean Penn - 01

- Joe Perry - 01

- Brad Pitt - 01

- Mary Kay Place - 01

- Jason Priestley - 01

- Colin Quinn - 01

- Ron Reagan - 01

- Jeff Renaudo - 01

- Jeff Richards - 01

- Dennis Rodman - 01

- Linda Ronstadt - 01

- Jon Rudnitsky - 01

- Fred Savage - 01

- Charles Schumer - 01

- Arnold Schwarzenegger - 01

- Stephanie Seymour - 01

- Al Sharpton - 01

- William Shatner - 01

- Michael Shoemaker - 01

- Martin Short - 01

- Paul Simon - 01

- Robert Smigel - 01

- Dick Smothers - 01

- Tom Smothers - 01

- Sissy Spacek - 01

- Miskel Spillman - 01

- Ringo Starr - 01  

- George Steinbrenner - 01

- Julia Stiles - 01

- Ben Stiller - 01  

- Patrick Swayze - 01

- Fran Tarkenton - 01

- Lily Tomlin - 01

- Toonces

- John Travolta

- Steven Tyler - 01

- Unidentified English Milkman - 01

- Danitra Vance - 01

- Nancy Walls - 01

- Christopher Walken - 01

- Damon Wayans - 01

- Noel Wells - 01

- Brooks Wheelan - 01

- Betty White - 01

- Robin Williams - 01

- Flip Wilson - 01

- Oprah Winfrey - 01

- Fred Wolf - 01

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Here is a list of all the people who have said LFNY and the number of times they have said it. (As of May 16, 2015). Also includes voice overs, prerecorded material and several specials.

- Darrell Hammond - 71

- Dana Carvey - 53

- Chevy Chase - 35

- Will Ferrell - 34

- Fred Armisen - 30

- Phil Hartman - 30

- Chris Parnell - 23

- Jason Sudeikis - 23

- John Belushi - 21

- Tim Meadows - 21

- Jay Pharoah - 21

- Kenan Thompson - 20

- Kristen Wiig - 19

- Dan Aykroyd - 18

- Kevin Nealon - 18

- Will Forte - 16

- Taran Killam - 16

- Mike Myers - 15

- Gilda Radner - 15

- Bill Hader - 14

- Bobby Moynihan - 14

- Bill Murray - 14

- Amy Poehler - 14

- Joe Piscopo - 13

- Ana Gasteyer - 11

- Laraine Newman - 10

- Maya Rudolph - 10

- Horatio Sanz - 10

- Kate McKinnon - 09

- Rachel Dratch - 08

- Chris Farley - 08

- Norm MacDonald - 08

- Garrett Morris - 08

- Molly Shannon - 08

- Billy Crystal - 07

- Jimmy Fallon - 07

- Tina Fey - 07

- Jon Lovitz - 07

- Seth Meyers - 07

- Vanessa Bayer - 06

- Beck Bennett - 06

- Eddie Murphy - 06

- Cecily Strong - 06

- Jane Curtin - 05

- Jan Hooks - 05

- Nasim Pedrad - 05

- Charles Rocket - 05

- Andy Samberg - 05

- Rob Schneider - 05

- Jim Belushi - 04

- Aidy Bryant - 04

- Jim Downey - 04

- Chris Kattan - 04

- Steve Martin - 04

- Adam Sandler - 04

- Paul Shaffer - 04

- Julia Sweeney - 04

- Sasheer Zamata - 04

- Alec Baldwin - 03

- Ellen Cleghorne - 03

- Denny Dillon - 03

- Rudy Giuliani - 03

- Michael McKean - 03

- Mark McKinney - 03

- Kyle Mooney - 03

- Tracy Morgan - 03

- Cheri Oteri - 03

- Chris Rock - 03

- Justin Timberlake - 03

- Pete Davidson - 02

- Robert DeNiro - 02

- Robert Downey Jr. - 02

- Abby Elliott - 02

- Al Franken - 02

- Gilbert Gottfried - 02

- Tom Hanks - 02

- Howard Hesseman - 02

- Melanie Hutsell - 02

- Dwayne Johnson - 02

- Leslie Jones - 02

- Gary Kroeger - 02

- John Lithgow - 02

- Julia Louis-Dreyfus - 02

- Madonna - 02

- Gail Matthius - 02

- Finesse Mitchell - 02

- Rick Moranis - 02

- Don Novello - 02

- Don Pardo - 01

- Randy Quaid - 02

- Ann Risley - 02

- Harry Shearer- 02

- David Spade - 02

- Paula Abdul - 01

- Ben Affleck - 01

- Rosanna Arquette - 01

- Drew Barrymore - 01

- Deb Blair - 01

- Jim Breuer - 01

- Paul Brittain - 01

- Matthew Broderick - 01

- A. Whitney Brown - 01

- Beth Cahill - 01

- John Candy - 01

- Robert Carlock - 01

- John Carpenter - 01

- Steve Carell - 01

- John Cleese - 01

- Hillary Clinton - 01

- Sacha Baron Cohen - 01

- Cindy Crawford - 01

- Connie Crawford - 01

- Macaulay Culkin - 01  

- Miley Cyrus - 01

- Rodney Dangerfield - 01

- Tom Davis - 01

- Danny DeVito - 01

- Mike Ditka - 01

- Joe Disco - 01

- Bob Dole - 01

- Michael Douglas - 01

- Robin Duke - 01

- Chris Elliott - 01

- Chris Evert - 01

- Siobhan Fallon - 01

- President Gerald Ford - 01

- Teri Garr - 01

- Sarah Michelle Gellar - 01

- Gina Gershon - 01

- Tom Gianas - 01

- John Goodman - 01

- Al Gore - 01

- Tipper Gore - 01

- Merv Griffin - 01

- Mary Gross

- Christopher Guest - 01

- Marvelous Marvin Hagler - 01

- Anthony Michael Hall - 01

- Rich Hall - 01

- Jon Hamm - 01

- Mark Harmon - 01

- George Harrison - 01

- Florence Henderson - 01

- Buck Henry - 01

- Pee-Wee Herman - 01

- Charlton Heston - 01

- Steve Higgins - 01

- Hulk Hogan - 01

- Dennis Hopper - 01

- Helen Hunt - 01

- Janet Jackson - 01

- Jesse Jackson - 01

- Victoria Jackson - 01

- Mick Jagger - 01

- Carolyn Kepcher - 01

- Sam Kinison - 01

- Richard Kneip - 01

- Ed Koch - 01

- Queen Latifah - 01

- Jay Leno - 01

- David Lewis - 01

- Jerry Lewis - 01

- Monica Lewinsky - 01

- Lindsay Lohan - 01

- Ron Luciano - 01

- Tobey Maguire - 01

- Joe Mantegna - 01

- John McCain - 01

- Melissa McCarthy - 01

- John McLaughlin - 01

- Vince McMahon - 01

- Lorne Michaels - 01

- Dennis Miller- 01

- Mr. T - 01

- Ralph Nader - 01

- Lori Nasso - 01

- Liam Neeson - 01

- New York City Children’s Chorus - 01

- President Barack Obama - 01

- Michael Palin - 01

- Sarah Palin - 01  

- George Pataki - 01

- Walter Payton - 01

- Paula Pell - 01

- Sean Penn - 01

- Joe Perry - 01

- Brad Pitt - 01

- Mary Kay Place - 01

- Jason Priestley - 01

- Colin Quinn - 01

- Ron Reagan - 01

- Jeff Renaudo - 01

- Jeff Richards - 01

- Dennis Rodman - 01

- Linda Ronstadt - 01

- Fred Savage - 01

- Charles Schumer - 01

- Arnold Schwarzenegger - 01

- Stephanie Seymour - 01

- Al Sharpton - 01

- William Shatner - 01

- Michael Shoemaker - 01

- Martin Short - 01

- Paul Simon - 01

- Robert Smigel - 01

- Dick Smothers - 01

- Tom Smothers - 01

- Sissy Spacek - 01

- Miskel Spillman - 01

- Ringo Starr - 01  

- George Steinbrenner - 01

- Julia Stiles - 01

- Ben Stiller - 01  

- Patrick Swayze - 01

- Fran Tarkenton - 01

- Lily Tomlin - 01

- Toonces

- John Travolta

- Steven Tyler - 01

- Unidentified English Milkman - 01

- Danitra Vance - 01

- Nancy Walls - 01

- Christopher Walken - 01

- Damon Wayans - 01

- Noel Wells - 01

- Brooks Wheelan - 01

- Betty White - 01

- Robin Williams - 01

- Flip Wilson - 01

- Oprah Winfrey - 01

- Fred Wolf - 01