The heretic’s name was Jutta Kels, and they largely preferred the term scholar to heretic. They lifted their eyes skyward in anticipation, already looking forward to the celestial tapestry that would unfurl once night fell. Right now, all they could see was clear, searing blue, and all they could hear was the close dull roar of the blazing sun.
A scene from my novelized dnd campaign. Read it here.
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Round 1 Poll 14
Who is the most failgirl?
For Natasha:
Breaks up with her fiancée to elope with a hot guy only to not elope with a hot guy and just cry in a puddle of despair
For Jutta:
World’s worst camp counselor. Her ass has NOT become whole. Can’t stop lying to this child. Represses so hard she LITERALLY buried her past underground. Has no bones (?)
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Paulie really went to get himself kidnapped in a sparkly cache-coeur, huh?
When your life passes through your eyes but rewinding
Ok, just to be clear: if you're so poor you can't get yourself tomato sauce in Italy, then you're really fucked.
And honestly, Jutta, expecting a sixteen-year-old that acts like Paulie to remember the basics of running a household? What were you expecting?
GOD I FUCKING LOVE TU VUO' FA' L'AMERICANO, look up the lyrics guys it's genius
Bertolini is a true Dog Dad
After several watches, I have concluded that the pasta Primo is inhaling is carbonara
Also, I just noticed the glass of wine next to him, omg
Berto: "This is the last one, ok?"
Marcello: "sure, sure"
Berto: "the hell 'sure', get the money out"
Marcello: "calm down, friend, I got it... next time, I promise! After all it's Getty that pays, no?"
[Side note: S H O U L D E R S]
Berto: "as long as someone pays!"
The pilot is from Northern Italy, probably Milan. Just thought it could be important.
Pilot: "How much do they owe you, these ones?"
Berto: "quite"
Pilot: "what happens if they run away once they've sniffed it all?"
Berto: "ah, not them! The other one, the red-head, he's a billionaire!"
Primo: "he's right, Bertolì"
Pilot: "don't forget who you're indebted with"
MARCELLO IS PLAYING DOUBLE AGENT OMG
First asking Bertolini if he wants to go to Polanski's with them, and then telling the girls that Bertolini said he wanted to go with them?! BITCH
NOW YOU WONDER WHERE THE COCAINE COMES FROM?!
Humiliating the guy who sells you drugs doesn't sound like a smart behaviour
Oh to be friends with the Musei Capitolini's guardian and just go there to sit in front of paintings whenever you feel low...
OK BUT TECHNICALLY SALOMÉ ASKED ON BEHALF OF HER MOTHER, AND SHE WASN'T HEROD'S DAUGHTER COME ON
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