#KEEP FORGETTING THE TAG FOR THAT W H O O P S

[duckchu]

This one for the anon who's down bad <3 would tag but can't

NSFW alphabet Heartsteel Ezreal

Fem bodied reader

He's so scrumptious in this gif also doggo

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He'll expect you to take care of him, but may do something for you in return

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his entire body, can't choose which part the most, on you, your lips, the way he can make you scream his name is such a turn on for him

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Usually on your breasts or back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Probably has jacked off to your clothes and came on them when you were away

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not much, let's not forget that even tho cocky and famous he's still a loser (affectionate)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes them all, but prefers to see your face during the act

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Can be both, prefers the moment to be serious but he's just too cute~

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has little to not hair, even if he has, it's almost invisible due to the blond colour of his pubes

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's pretty busy so sometimes it will just be quick fuck and go, but when he can he tries to be as intimate as he can to make it up to you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not often, not rarely, he jacks off a normal account, tho he would much rather have you with him

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He won't tell you this, but pull his hair and call him a good boy and he'll turn into mush

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On the bed, but since that's boring he also likes doing it on his desk

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Hearing you say his name is enough to get him hard

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything involving...other body fluids except for cum and saliva

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving since seeing you below him boosts his ego and he never ate pussy before so he's nervous

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Will let you take the reins when it comes to pace, whatever you like he can do

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's busy with stardom, so although he doesn't particularly enjoy them, you two have to resort to them often

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really, prefers to keep it in his room, but if he has to he can take you anywhere

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One round, no questions asked

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Why do you need toys when you have him ~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He will do so only to boost his ego

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Really loud, though he claims you're louder

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He would like to show you off as much as he can, but due to his career he can't, so he resorts to wearing matching clothes and maybe even showing some lovebites, using Kayn beating him up as an explanation

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Satisfactory length, about 12 cms, pretty thin

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average, would like to have sex at least once every 2 weeks, maybe more often

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually cuddles with you and falls asleep right after

[glazemeda]

hey there! may I ask for fluff alphabet (m, p, q, w, x) with tighnari, scaramouche, and kazuha! , thank you!

note; hi! kazuha's part will be done separately as he'll have the full alphabet, i hope you like this! tags; fluff, very slight angst, scaramouche spoilers.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

If you’re able to completely lower his walls, he will admit that he does, in a way. He doesn’t care about the whole celebration, having to get dressed and preparing so many things. Scaramouche just wants to officially promise himself to you, and for you to promise yourself to him.

Therefore, he most likely won’t propose like usual. For him, it’s enough with visiting a beautiful place, or maybe a meaningful one, and promising to love each other for as long as you’re alive. He only wishes for you to stay, to not betray him, so he doesn’t see the need for a wedding, he’d rather stay with you, and just you.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Scaramouche doesn’t like PDA, the most he’ll do is hold your hand or have an arm around your waist, and that’s only if it’s dangerous or if he’s jealous. It’s not that he doesn’t love you, but with his reputation he’d rather make it seem that way for others, so he doesn’t talk about you either.

He’d rather keep everything in private, in a place where he can relax with you in his arms, or him in yours. He would never let anyone else see him in such a vulnerable state, his soft moments are for you and you only.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

He’s surprisingly good at noticing which topics make you upset. While he used that to insult his enemies and make them lose focus, he uses it to make sure he doesn’t hurt you with his words if he can avoid it.

Scaramouche also stops everyone who’s about to talk about something that you don’t like. He won’t let anyone upset you, much less in his presence. It’s another way to protect you, not only from physical harm, but from verbal and mental one too. It’s subtle, but you’ll eventually find out why he changes topics so suddenly sometimes.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Scaramouche really likes when you pat his head. He’ll never, ever admit it to you, but it makes him feel warm. If you pay enough attention, you’ll notice how he leans in when he sees you move your hand closer to his head, knowing your intentions, even if he complains.

When he finally breaks and lets himself relax with his head on your lap, please stroke his hair. The feeling of your hands gently, oh so gently, caressing his hair makes him forget hurtful memories. Your warmth, your love, slowly help him heal the cracks in his chest, and he’s able to rest without nightmares or tears.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

He does! But only in private, he feels uncomfortable being affectionate in public, even paranoid sometimes. He has many enemies, and a reputation to uphold, so it’d be better not to hug or kiss him when there are others around.

When you’re alone, he completely changes. Scaramouche likes to have a hand on you, be it holding your hand or having his hand on your thigh, giving soft squeezes when he wants you to kiss him. Cuddling with you makes him feel warm and calm, and he can’t help but feel protected when you hold him in your arms.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Tighnari would like it, as long as it’s nothing grand. He’d prefer a comfortable, private wedding with close friends and family, with simple decorations and a nice scenery. A nice little wedding where you’ll promise to love each other, surrounded by nature and people important to you, that’s more than enough for him.

If you’re with him, you’ll most likely have some knowledge about plant symbolism. He’ll give you a bouquet of peonies, waiting for you to realize the meaning behind them. When you look back at him, he’ll take your hand, asking if you’d let him stay by your side for as long as possible.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

He isn’t afraid to give you a sweet peck or hug in public, you’re his partner and he wants to do it, the only thing that would stop him would be if it makes you uncomfortable. Tighnari doesn’t brag, but he unconsciously ends up mentioning you pretty often, especially if he’s talking about a topic you enjoy or reminds him of you.

But, he does prefer to keep most affection for when you’re alone. Deeper kisses, more intimate touches, as well as letting you sit on his lap are things he prefers to avoid in public. He doesn’t enjoy being stared at for loving his partner, so he just has to do it in private.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

He’s really good at figuring out if you need or want something! Have you been craving a certain snack lately? He somehow knows, if it’s something he’s seen you eating before, and already got it for you.

And this includes situations when you’re injured. It’s completely impossible for you to hide the pain, even if it’s a scratch, from your lover. It’s better to give up rather than continue acting like you aren’t hurt, that’ll only end up in a pretty long lecture from the forest ranger.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Tighnari enjoys to have lunch with you. He’ll look for a tree with stable branches and help you up, so you can sit side by side and watch the beautiful scenery as you eat. If it’s a specially nice day, he might end up falling asleep with his head on your shoulder.

And he likes to cook for you! From snacks to full meals, if he has the time he likes to leave something tasty for you. It makes him really happy to see you enjoy the food he prepared. If you compliment his cooking, he’ll thank you with a calm expression, but you can see the way his tail wags.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Yes, he can be very affectionate! As mentioned before, he prefers to keep most touches for private, but even in public he likes to hold your hand and peck your lips. Cuddling, however, is usually kept for when you’re alone.

Tighnari likes when you sit on his lap while he’s working, even more if you softly pet his ears. At night, the two of you spend a good amount of time kissing each other good night. A single kiss isn’t enough, especially if he has to go before you wake up.

glazemeda 2022

[duckybarnes1917]

ABC'S of Why Lana is Awesome

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANA BABY! 🎉

@rookthorne we love you, keep reading to find out just how much 🥰

A - amazingly beautiful inside and out. @sgt-seabass

B - beautiful person inside and out, with the biggest heart of gold @sebstanwhore

C - creativity is intelligence having fun and it shows in everything you share with us. @navybrat817

D - deftly creates absorbing universes. @biteofcherry

E - enthusiasm that's completely contagious and inspiring @buckets-and-trees

F - fun! I have the most fun talking to you and it's one of the things I looked forward to most every day @duckybarnes1917

G - girl you are drop dead gorgeous! And don't you ever forget it! @duckybarnes1917

H - has boundless energy and enthusiasm, lighting up any space you step in. @buckyismybicycle

I - imagination knows no bounds. Your beautiful mind creates the most incredible stories and I adore everything you create. @goldylions

J - joyful, talking to you always lifts my spirits and gets me excited about whatever is we are talking about or working on. @duckybarnes1917

K - kindness - the care and kindness you treat me with means so much to me. You are so lovely and I cherish every interaction we have. As my favorite tag says "rookthorne owns my 😻 and my heart" @goldylions

L - lyubov' can be felt in everything you do and can be invoked by everyone whose lives you touch @smutconnoisseur

M - murder - constantly murdering hearts, minds, and vaginas with your stories and ideas and mischief. @buckets-and-trees

N - naturally warm, kind, funny, and resilient. You inspire people. @navybrat817

O - obedient - you can be such a good girl when you want to 😉 @duckybarnes1917

P - personable - you truly welcomed me into this community when I didn't really feel like I belonged. If it wasn't for you and your infectious joy and selfless kindness, I don't think I would have stayed around as long as I have. I love you @duckybarnes1917

Q - quintessential in making my tumblr experience amazing and joyful @biteofcherry

R - radiates warmth and love in every word, action, post or comment @vonalyn

S - sweet as sugar, yet just as spicy! 🌶 wishing you all the sweet, slutty birthday wishes in the world 😉 @buckyismybicycle

T - the way you so effortlessly bring your ideas to life through your stories is awe inspiring, and you never fail to bring me to my knees with all your AUs - crafted so perfectly - and your daddies I will forever drool over @sebstanwhore

U - unstoppable- nothing keeps you down for long and I admire that so much. You inspire me every day to be a stronger version of myself @duckybarnes1917

V - villainous - in the way you write the most heart wrenching stories that make me wanna crawl in a dark hole and cry myself to sleep, only for you then slap me in the face the most pussy throbbing smut I've ever read. AN ICON. @duckybarnes1917

W - when we are together, we create chaos, and your laughter warms my heart @smutconnoisseur

X - X-factor. You've got it in spades baby. @duckybarnes1917

Y - your kindness, and fun loving spirit never fails to warm my heart and make me feel part of something magical. @sgt-seabass

Z - zany- because if we're gonna do anything we're gonna laugh. I love you babe, happy birthday 💕 @duckybarnes1917

[skymaiden32]

What Makes You Special To Us

Thundertober/Inktober 2022 Day 28: Engineer

Sometimes, she needed a pick-me-up…

Continuity: TOS

Tagging: @dragonoffantasyandreality @thundergeek59 @janetm74 @katblu42 @liseylou (Please ask if you would like to be alerted when I update or write new stories)

Prompt list

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“G-Goodnight, Tin-Tin.” The older engineer smiled back at her as he left the hangar early for the night. She raised an eyebrow subtly before grinning back at him, waving as he left. That was weird. Brains never left early. As a matter of fact, he was often up until the sun came up the next morning, much to everyone’s dismay and concern.

“Night, Brains. Sleep well.” As her friend left, she turned her attention back to the fault on Thunderbird One’s systems that was taking up much of her time. She just couldn’t understand what was going on, and it was a fault on such a vital piece equipment that Scott would crash if he even tried to fly without it being solved. She wasn’t leaving until it was fixed…

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Alan grinned as he saw Brains come out of the hangar. He waved in the engineer’s direction. “Tin-Tin occupied?”

Brains nodded. “S-Something tells me w-we’ve got a while b-before she’s done. Whatever f-fault h-has ‘developed’ on Thunderbird O-One,” He made quotation marks in the air, “i-it’s a tough one.”

The youngest Tracy brother chuckled. “Never thought I’d see the day one of us agreed to sabotage our own Thunderbird.” He smirked. “How much trouble do you think Scott’s in with Tin?”

“A lot if we d-don’t get this p-party set u-up.” Brains smirked. “E-Even if we d-do, he’s gonna g-get an e-earful.”

Scott grumbled as he walked past, carrying a box of decorations. “Don’t remind me…”

“Ah, the thing we do for our friends…” Alan fell into step next to his brother. “Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s give her a party she’ll never forget.”

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They were just about finished with the decorations when they heard Tin-Tin’s furious voice echo through the hallway. 

“Scott Carpenter Tracy!” The brother in question froze. Virgil gave him a sympathetic pat on the back as he was walking past. “You are in so much trouble!”

A few moments of silence passed before Scott made his move, sighing. “Right. Let’s do this…”

While Scott was walking towards his certain doom, the rest of the family scrambled to turn the lights off and hide. A few minutes later, and Tin-Tin was led into the room.

“Okay, so I know I messed up, but hopefully this’ll make it up to you…”

Tin-Tin scoffed. “Scott, there is nothing you can do right now that’ll make me any less angry at yo-”

“Surprise!” The entire family popped up around her, Grandma switching the lights back on with impeccable timing to reveal a full spread of party food and a host of decorations.

Tin-Tin was speechless. “Oh…” She wiped a tear of joy from her face. “You did all of this for me? Why?”

“Because you do so much for all of us, and we wanted to show you how special you are to us…” Alan grinned, giving her a hug.

“Wait a minute…” The pieces clicked in her mind. She turned on Scott again. “Did you sabotage Thunderbird One to keep me occupied?”

“Maybe?...” Scott grinned sheepishly.

“That’s one way to get me out the way.” She grinned. “Thank you, all of you…”

Kyrano stepped forward to bring his daughter closer to the table. “Come, my daughter. Let us not let all of this become wasted…”

[suvidrache]

Tobi SFW Alphabet

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 652 | Read it on AO3

A: Affection - How affectionate are they? How do they show it?

Tobi is very affectionate. He loves affection! He will give hugs, hold hands, run around, and sometimes compliment you.

B: Best Friend - What would they be like? How did it start?

He tells you anything and everything. It's as if he can't keep a secret. (He probably could. He just chooses not to). He probably found you first before you had found him.

C: Cuddles - Do they like it? How would they do it?

Yes, he loves cuddles. The position doesn't really matter as long as he's holding you or vice versa.

D: Domestic - Do they want to settle? Cooking, cleaning?

He probably never thought about it until you mentioned it. He can be a really good cook. Cleaning, not so much as he doesn't know what goes where.

E: Ending - How would they end things if they had to?

He would just vanish without a word. You'll never see him again. Unless you guys were truly close. He might leave a brief note and an apology.

F: Fiance - Do they want to marry/when?

Marriage would be something that you would have to bring up as he forgets about it.

G: Gentle - How gentle are they physically and emotionally?

Physically, he's quite strong and sometimes forgets his own strength. Emotionally, he is a sensitive guy.

H: Hugs

He loves hugs. He will wrap his arms around you and pick you up. It is never intentional. He's just so happy to see you.

I: I Love You

He would be the first to say it. Sometimes, it's random. Other times, it's after you said it.

J: Jealousy - How jealous are they? What do they do?

He's not jealous. He's usually oblivious to someone trying to win you over. If he does notice, he'll tell them off for trying to take you.

K: Kisses - What are they like? Where do they kiss?

He kisses anywhere. Sometimes, they're rushed. Other times, they're gentle.

L: Little Ones - How are they around children?

He is one with the children.

M: Mornings - How are mornings with them?

He's asleep during the mornings. So, your morning would be nice and quiet.

N: Nights - How are nights with them?

He is all over the place. As if he's drunk multiple cups of coffee. He can calm down, so it's not always that he's everywhere.

O: Open - When would they reveal things? How open are they?

He wouldn't reveal himself until he is sure that he can trust you. He doesn't want to be betrayed.

P: Patience - How easily angered are they?

He isn't angered. However, he loves to anger others in any way that he can.

Q: Quizzes - How much do they remember about you?

He remembers every single thing that you tell him.

R: Remember - Favorite moment with you?

The time that you guys started dating.

S: Security - How protective are they of you?

He seems to not be very protective of you. However, he can be very protective.

T: Try - How hard do they try with dates, etc?

He tries his hardest. He might make a few mistakes, or none at all.

U: Ugly - Bad habits of theirs?

Forgetting things and going from one task to another with no direction in mind.

V: Vanity - How concerned with their looks are they?

He doesn't really care. There are other things to worry about.

W: Whole - Would they feel incomplete without you?

Yes, he would feel as if something were missing from him. Even if he was the one to have left you. Your memory would still linger with him.

X: Xtra - A random headcanon about them?

The mask stays on while he's sleeping.

Y: Yuck - What are some things they dislike?

People who lie.

Z: ZZZ - A sleep habit of theirs?

He sleeps everywhere, or he sleeps as if he hadn't slept in weeks. No movement whatsoever.

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[nottodaylogic]

I am NOT taking the bed, Patton.

Summary: Patton is having Logan over for a sleepover. They’re both gay nerds.

Pairing: Logicality

Word count: 1515

Prinxiety version link

A/N: This is one part of a pair of oneshots that were... meant to be one shots... but turned out much longer... and taking from the summer to now... so yeah haha

This one ended up taking longer than the Prinxiety version because of this originally being shorter, but then we decided to extend it, and finally finished it today, emphasis on FINALLY

This was co-written by @ohbytheangel , who’s really freaking awesome and fun to write with :) @hghrules and @becca-becky are some friends who might like it, @tinysidestrashcaptain I kind of just really wanted to tag you aah

“This is your house. I’m not making you sleep on the couch.”

“Yeah, but you’re the guest!”

Logan shook his head, adamant. “Patton, I’m not making you take the couch. It’s your house. I want to be a polite guest.”

“Well, you’re the guest, and you don’t normally sleep here, so you should get the bed!” Patton crossed his arms. “I want you to be comfortable, Lo.”

“Well, I’d be uncomfortable taking your bed,” Logan said. He sat down on the couch.

“So would I, with you on the couch!” Patton exclaimed. “Come on, Logan, don’t be so stubborn!”

“Why don’t we just share the couch?” Logan asked, merely trying to be logical.

Patton blushed. “Well, I mean, if you want.”

Logan adjusted his glasses, slightly awkwardly. He hadn’t meant to make Patton blush. “I just think it’s simply the logical solution. Neither of us will take the bed, so shouldn’t we just share the couch?”

“I—okay?” Patton’s cheeks were slightly flushed now. “I guess you’re right. It is—logical, I mean.”

Logan felt his face grow warmer than a usual temperature. He was blushing.

He was blushing?

He didn’t blush.

He was an unfeeling creature of logic, and he didn’t blush.

He was frozen.

“So, lemme just go get some blankets and stuff and then we can go to bed.”

It was early, like two-in-the-morning-early. Logan supposed that he should have brought up bedtime a lot sooner, but he had had fun watching TV and talking with Patton. That two-AM foolish courage was the only reason Logan was able to nod and move around in some imitation of usefulness.

Soon, the couch was deemed a sleepable surface, there were pillows and blankets everywhere. Logan supposed that they had gone a bit over the top.

“Ready to go to bed?” Patton asked.

“Yes. We need some rest.”

“Well then.” Patton said, flopping down onto the couch, curling up among the blankets.

His hair was falling into his eyes, and his lips were in a loose smile. He was wearing a soft cat T-shirt and flannel pants.

He was adorable.

“Lo, come on, lay down,” Patton said.

“Right. Sorry,” Logan muttered, suddenly feeling awkward. He laid down onto the couch next to Patton and tried to get comfortable.

“I think that the couch is only made for one-and-a-half people to sleep on,” Patton said, laughing. “Sorry.”

“No, no, it’s no problem.” In attempt to have the two of them fit more comfortably, Logan threw his arm over Patton, pulling him close. Patton snuggled closer instinctively.

“You’re warm,” Patton murmured.

“Humans do tend to emit body heat, yes.”

Patton giggled, a light, cheerful sound. “It’s nice.”

Logan agreed, but he wasn’t about to admit that without careful thought and creating a mental pro-con list. And right now, he was too tired for anything but soft, lovey thoughts.

Patton rested his head on Logan’s chest in a way so that Logan was able to rest his chin on the top of his head. They had fit together perfectly, like the two last LEGO bricks in a million-piece set.

He loved it.

...okay, it was time to stop thinking gay thoughts and fall asleep.

“Goodnight, Patton.”

Patton moved slightly, and then, suddenly, a kiss was pressed to Logan’s cheek. “‘Night, Lo.”

How was he supposed to fall asleep after just being kissed?

Logan kissed Patton’s forehead softly. “Sleep well.”

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When Logan woke up, he was lying on the floor, and Patton was nowhere to be found.

This didn’t make him worry until he realized that Patton was supposed to be somewhere to be found, and also when he remembered what had happened last night.

And that was when he started panicking.

Oh Crofters, what had he done?!

He sat up slowly, rubbing his eyes. “Patton? Where are you?”

“In here!” Patton’s voice was coming from the kitchen, along with the smell of something, as the aforementioned boy would say, “yummy”. Bacon, maybe, or pancakes.

He stood up and walked to the kitchen. When he entered the room, he froze at the sight of Patton standing there, mid-pancake-flip, smile bright on his face, his light brown hair messy and partially under a lopsided beanie. His t-shirt was hidden beneath—

“You’re wearing my hoodie,” Logan observed. He was not blushing. He was not blushing.

“Oh.” Patton’s cheeks reddened. “I hope you don’t mind. I was kind of cold and…” he trailed off. He cleared his throat. “If you want it back—“

“No. No, you keep it. I’m good.” Patton looked so adorable in the hoodie, and Logan wasn’t about to deprive himself of such goodness.

“If you say so!” Patton nodded at the stovetop, where he was cooking pancakes and bacon. “I hope you’re hungry.”

“It smells really good.”

Patton blushed. “Aww, thanks Lo!”

When the pancakes were fully cooked and the bacon crispy as a fresh Jim in that one Trollhunters episode (Logan had watched that show with Roman once. His friend cried at the end. Roman got way too attached to fictional characters sometimes.), Patton dished up the breakfast, and they sat down to eat.

Logan took a bite of pancake and realized that he must be in heaven.

“Patton, this is…. adequately good.”

Patton beamed. “Aww, thanks, Lo!”

Logan never knew how to respond to thank yous, so he continued eating his pancakes of bliss.

When all the food had been consumed, a silence overtook the table.

Patton stood up. “I’ll get the dishes.” He picked up some plates and moved to grab Logan’s. Patton picked up the cup, looking Logan in the eyes. Logan half-stood up, just as Patton leaned in.

Their lips met, Logan hovering over his chair. Somewhere, in the back of his mind, he heard dishes clattering onto the table, and then Patton’s arm was around his waist, pulling him upright.

He didn’t know what to do with his hands, but he did know that he wanted Patton closer, so he closed his hands on the other’s hoodie and pulled him nearer to him.

Patton gasped softly, whispering, “Logan”.

The sound of a fork clattering to the ground snapped him back to time. He stepped back, already wishing he hadn’t.

Patton’s cheeks were flushed, and Logan was guessing that his own looked the same.

“I—I’ll pick up the glass,” Patton muttered.

“It’s a fork. It’s metal.”

“I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Logan sighed.

“Uhh—maybe we should try and talk about our feelings or something?” Patton suggested.

“Feelings are confusing.” He slid his hands into his pockets, in his hair, rubbing his arms. “And tricky.”

“That’s kind of what feelings are, Lo.” He giggled softly. “They wouldn’t be any fun if they were easy.”

“They would be fun if they were easy to understand! And I don’t know, I just—you—you’re funny and nice and encouraging and I might feel something more than friendship for you.”

Patton peered through his glasses at him. He was smiling softly. “I feel the same way, Logan.”

His heart soared. “I’m glad. It would be very strange if we had just kissed and one of us didn’t reciprocate the other’s feelings.”

Patton somehow, even though the two were already close, stepped closer. “Maybe—do you think we could—kiss again?” He was blushing.

He looked adorable.

Logan nodded and leaned forward.

And then Patton’s hands were in his hair, and Patton was warm and soft and gentle, and Logan was cupping Patton’s face.

He never thought he’d enjoy romantic things like what he was currently occupied with.

But his younger self was an idiot.

His younger self never had imagined how good kissing someone could feel, how much fun it was, how there was someone he could trust this much, how much he could desire to know everything about someone, their innermost thoughts and feelings, their entire self.

His younger self didn’t know Patton.

Didn’t know love.

They moved apart from each other, before Logan spoke.

“So. Do you wanna watch a movie?”

Patton grinned. “Can we watch Back To The Future and cuddle?”

“Sure.” Logan’s eyes dropped. “It’s just—I don’t know how to cuddle.”

Patton took his hand. “It’s kinda like hugging but while sitting.”

“Sit-hugging?”

“Yeah, pretty much. Here.” He led Logan to the couch. Logan just let him, his brain muffled.

Patton gathered him into his arms like a fluffy cat on the verge of sleep. “Like this!”

“This is… unexpectedly nice.” He leaned his head onto Patton’s shoulder.

Patton giggled. “That’s kinda the point, Lolo!”

Logan hummed. “It’s good.”

Patton beamed.

Logan stayed bundled in the arms of his maybe-boyfriend for a very long time as the movie played in the background.

It was so nice and warm and peaceful.

His eyes felt heavy, the white noise of Back To The Future lulling him to sleep, the occasional soft kisses on his forehead calming.

Logan would wake up later, but he’d been awake long past a healthy sleep schedule time. A nap wouldn’t hurt.

Patton murmured something in his ear, brushing his hair back with his fingers. The movements felt soft and nice, casual affectionate gestures.

He gradually drifted off to sleep.

[coffee-imagines]

Draco Smut Alphabet

Pairing:  Draco x reader

Warnings: smut and filth

A/N: So it’s going to be smut alphabets for the next few days. 

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Always has a bottle of water in his hand as soon as you cum, even if you don’t know where it came from. He’ll hold you against him and play with your hair, making sure you’re okay after the strenuous activity you both just embarked on.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Draco’s favorite body part of his would have to be his hands. He likes the way they look wrapped around your neck when he can take your breath away.

Draco is a sucker for your ass. He is an ass man all the way and will grab, smack, or just hold it whenever he gets the chance just to get a gasp from you.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Obsessed with the white liquid. Can’t wait to paint your tongue or insides it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Will definitely wear a “girly” outfit if you ask him.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Draco is the definition of experience. Name it and he’s tried it, and knows too much about everything for his own damn good.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.)

Though he won’t admit it he loves when you ride him. He just loves looking at your face while you grind down onto him and can’t help but lay back and admire your body from the new perspective.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Draco is the biggest goofball, but when it comes to something that needs his full attention he’ll be more serious than Sirius himself. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

If Draco wants you shaved he has to be shaved too. I mean it’s only fair

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Unless you two decide you’re making love that night, Draco is a wild animal in the bedroom. Although everything he does is done with love.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon... kind of want to do a full smut for this one... so let me know)

Only did it once when you asked to see him touch himself so you knew what you were doing when you have him a hand/blow job

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Draco is the BDSM master in the bedroom and won’t ever let you forget it when he’s showing you who’s boss.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Kitchen counter in the mornings. Will grab you by your hips and toss you onto the counter like a rag doll before going down on you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You always bite your lip for no good reason and it drives the man crazy.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Any sign of hesitancy makes Draco panic and he’ll definitely make sure you’re okay rather than doing anything else.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

LOVES giving. His tongue drives you crazy and he loves watching you squirm

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough with this one. Will have your entire body sore the following day

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Due to you biting your lip at inappropriate times Draco will most definitely have you right then, not caring if people can hear your whines coming from whatever room he dragged you in to.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s a big experimenter when it comes to you, but he’ll never do anything he thinks might hurt you or you might not like

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can and will go A L L   N I G H T

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Has way too many to keep track of. Loves using them on you. Will leave one in or on you and watch until you come undone over and over again.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Draco will always and forever tease you until you’re a breathy mess and beg him to touch you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He may not be loud but boy is he vocal and won’t stop praising the shit out of you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Draco may be a animal in bed but he’s a sap outside of the bedroom and treats you like you’re the only other person in the entire world.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

All I’ll say is big feet big...

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

This boy is horny all the time and you’d be lying if you said you weren’t too. Although you weren’t as well versed on things sexual, you are always up to learning anything and everything he wants to do.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Draco will wake you up with sex. There is no way you both are falling asleep unless it’s late at night and Draco has been fucking you senseless for hours.

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Yamcha SFW Alphabet, please? Thanks :)

I tag @beneathstarryskies because she is a huge Yamcha fan!!

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Yamcha is incredibly affectionate. He shows his affection through gifts and physical touch. He will always look out for you too and make sure you are doing your best. He is very supportive as a friend and lover, so really he’s just so nice all around.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Yamcha is a fun loving friend. He loves to hang out with you and just do fun things. He likes to do stuff like go-karting, mini golf, going to play some arcade games, hikes in the mountains or even just watching a movie. He would be the type to introduce himself to you first and it wouldn’t take long for you two to hit things off.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves to cuddle! Nothing better than to hold you close and wrap himself around you to keep you warm and comforted. One of his favorite things to do with you is to watch a movie with you and cuddle up on the couch. If it’s cold outside, you can expect some yummy hot cocoa and some cookies to go with those sweet cuddles. Yamcha loves holding you to his chest and stroking your hair or massaging you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Yamcha would love to settle down with you if he gets the chance to. He’s not the most keen on cooking and cleaning, but he would do it for you. If you wanted to settle down with him and make him feel loved and happy, he would learn to be domestic. What he’d truly enjoy is for you to be his bimbo wife.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It would be bitter, sad and terrible. Yamcha would hate it. He hates the idea of hurting you. It would take everything deep inside of him to not be cold about it. If he has to break up with you because of something you did, it’s very bitter and mean. But if you break up because of something he did, he’s going to be so devastated.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

All Yamcha wants is a wife. He wants someone to make him feel loved and supported all the time. Someone he can build a life together and support and just be happy with. Nothing would make him more happy than if you were to settle down as soon as you felt ready for it.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He’s very gentle. He loves making sure he doesn’t use his strength on you, seeing as he is very strong and he doesn’t always know his own strength. In terms of emotionally, he is generally gentle and sweet but sometimes he may crack jokes that only he finds funny and that might hurt your feelings. If that’s the case, all you need to do is tell him and he will apologize.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He loves to hug! They are tight, warm and just feel so safe and secure. He will hug you any chance he gets. It just feels so nice to him. Holding you in his arms is one of the best feelings in the whole world. He will do anything to have his hands on you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It will slip out of him so early, he’s quite a bit embarrassed about it. Yamcha falls for people a little too quickly, and because he has always had this phobia of talking to girls, it just makes everything worse. He will stumble on his words and tell you he loves you early in the relationship, but he truly means it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He gets pretty jealous. If anyone thinks they can get their hands on you, you better believe that Yamcha is going to turn possessive. It can get pretty dark when he’s jealous, so you may need to reassure him. It’s not his fault, he has some insecurities.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Yamcha loves to give all kinds of kisses. It depends on his mood and what part of your body he’s kissing. He loves kissing you whenever and wherever. His favorite places to kiss you are your lips, your tits and your inner thighs. On himself, anywhere goes.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He’s not bad with children. He’s funny and fun, and he treats them with kindness. He would be such a good father if you wanted to have children with Yamcha. He would be so doting and teach them so much. He’s patient and understanding, so you know he would be so sweet with your children.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with Yamcha are relaxing. He likes to sleep in when he can and when he finally does roll out of bed, the first thing he does is start up a pot of coffee. Breakfast is usually take-out of sorts unless you feel like cooking. And it’s just pretty relaxing all in all.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights with Yamcha can also be very relaxing. A nice dinner with a glass of wine, some soft music and maybe some intimacy. Nothing has to be fancy, but Yamcha will treat you to dinner at a restaurant from time to time. Lots of cuddling if you’re at home.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It wouldn’t take too long for him to start opening up to you. He would probably leave some details out until you know each other fairly well. He doesn’t want to make you worry too much or scare you off. He’s patient with you and if you are patient with him, he will share some secrets with you.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It depends on the situation with Yamcha. For the most part, he can keep his cool. He can be cocky sometimes if someone tests his patience, but he’s not meaning to be too cruel. He wants to be level headed.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers a lot about you. It means so much to him to be able to remember your favorite colors, foods, movies and music. There’s no way he’ll ever forget your birthday or your anniversary. He may be a knucklehead from time to time, but he’s got a very good memory...especially if it involves you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

The first time you said “I love you”. That’s his favorite memory. You were blushing and being so soft. He felt how genuine you were being just by your soft kisses. The way you held him close, holding onto him as if he might float away any second. It’s just the greatest memory for Yamcha.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He can be very protective, but he does love to give you space and time to do your own hobbies and interests. If you need to be protected, he will fight and defeat anyone causing you grief. He doesn’t mind if you try to protect him, but he’d feel so guilty if you got hurt trying to protect him.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Yamcha enjoys having a balance for this in the relationship. If you want to plan some stuff, he is not at all against it. Sometimes he’s got things planned and they can be so special too. He doesn’t want to spend too much time on everyday things, but he does love to spoil you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He doesn’t always get his dirty clothes in the laundry hamper. He can be a little bit of a slob sometimes, but he does make a concerted effort to clean up after himself when you move in with him. He doesn’t want you to baby him too much.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Yamcha always wants to look his best, especially if he’s going on a date with you. He will not expect it from you, but if you want to look nice for him, he’s going to be pretty happy about it.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He’d be insanely lost without you. You help him stay sane. You help bring structure and responsibility to his life. You make him feel wanted and loved, and that’s all he ever really wanted.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Yamcha wants to teach you how to protect yourself! He would even show you how to do some of his signature fighting moves if you’d want to learn. He loves the idea of you being around him so much and he just gets to show you how to fight.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Yamcha doesn’t like cheaters or liars. He just wants people to be upfront and kind to him. He will show that same kindness if it’s being extended to him. He doesn’t want people to use him because he is a great guy.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He snores lightly, but he is a big cuddler. You will never feel cold or lonely with Yamcha in your bed. He holds you close every single night.

[writemywaytoyourheart]

Aim For The Heart Chapter 4: New and Old

Pairing: hitman!jk x female reader

Genre: E2L, romance, drama, angst

WC: 3.5k im sorry she’s short :(

Warnings for this chapter: strong language, jk is a lying sh*t, a knife is mentioned but not used, alcohol consumption

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summary; Jeon Jungkook is an infamous hitman, known for his inability to fail at whatever job is thrown his way. At least, up until now. Y/n, a kind-hearted and full of life teacher, is his newest target. Jeon isn’t sure who would put a hit on this seemingly innocent girl, but fortunately, that isn’t his problem. All he has to do is pull the trigger.

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"What made you want to be a teacher?" Jungkook asks as the two of you stroll over to a trashcan to throw away your trash. 

"I've j-just always loved working with k-kids," You say with a bright smile. "I guess I th-thought why not teach? Y-You know?" You look up at him and he nods.

You turn to look around you, then you get distracted and point to an ice cream stand, "Ohh, I'll b-buy us some ice cream."

Jungkook shrugs, "Sure." 

You do your little run over to the stand and Jungkook finds himself biting back a laugh. He catches himself though, why the hell are you laughing? She's trying to throw you off track. 

Jungkook hurries over when you wave to him.

Keep your head on straight, Jungkook.

"W-What kind would you like, J-Jungkook?" You ask sweetly, watching him with big eyes. 

Jungkook clears his throat and glances at the menu, "Uh, I'll take a scoop of mint chocolate chip." 

You walk up to the man at the stand, he smiles when he recognizes the girl that always stops by his stand for a scoop of ice cream. 

"Hello!" You say cheerfully and the man bows, "Hello again, missy! What can I get for you today?"

"Mm, c-can I please get one s-scoop of-" You turn back to Jungkook, "You sure y-you only want o-one scoop?" 

Jungkook nods and smiles, but again, the smile doesn't quite reach his eyes.

You turn back and finish your order, "One s-scoop of mint chocolate ch-chip and two scoops of p-plain chocolate please."

The kind man nods and makes your order quickly, then you hand him your card. After he swipes it, he hands it back to you along with your two ice creams.

Before you can grab them though, Jungkook's arms wrap around from behind you and he snags them.

You feel your heartbeat increase and try to control your breathing. Jungkook is unaffected as he simply smiles at you and hands you your chocolate ice cream when you turn around. 

"Thank you," Jungkook says before taking a big bite. 

You smile, hoping your cheeks aren't as red as they feel, "Y-You're welcome."

You two continue on your walk, both of you eating your ice cream and making small conversation, then you take Jungkook by surprise when you suddenly speak up with a mouthful of ice cream and a very random question. 

"Do you w-want to have kids in the f-future?" You ask casually as if that isn't an intrusive question at all. 

Jungkook swallows the bite he had in his mouth, "Uh, I haven't really thought about it much. But, probably not."

"Why n-not?" You ask, very curious. 

Jungkook clears his throat awkwardly, "I don't know...I just-... I don't think I'm cut out to have kids."

Why the hell is he having this conversation with one of his targets?

If a few weeks ago he could see himself now, he'd disown his own self.

"I think y-you would make a g-great father." You say in a matter-of-fact tone, "I just h-have a feeling."

"Uh, thanks." Jungkook takes another bite of ice cream, he needs to get the attention off of himself and quick. "What about you?" He asks stupidly. 

"Oh, I want to h-have lots of k-kids." You say with a dreamy smile on your face, "I can't wait to be a m-mother."

Your words turn his stomach to rot as it twists inside of him. He looks down at his melting chocolate chip ice cream, a feeling he doesn't understand swirling inside him. He stares intently at the green blob in his cup, trying not to put too much thought into what you said. 

"D-Did I say something wrong?" You ask quietly when you realize how silent he's become. He looks at you and notices that you have chocolate around your mouth from your cold treat. 

Jungkook just shakes his head, "No, it isn't you." He mumbles as he looks away. 

You both finish your ice cream in silence as you walk down the path through the park. 

After you take your last bite, you walk over and toss your cup into a trashcan, Jungkook right behind you. 

"Now what should we do?" Jungkook asks you, trying to forget about the previous conversation. 

"Mm," You put your hand to your chin, your eyes squinting in thought, "Do y-you like to p-play games?"

Jungkook nods, "Yeah, sure."

"Ok!" Then you take off running, making Jungkook jog to keep up with you. Once you make it to the arcade you had gone to last week, you stop and turn to smile at Jungkook. 

"D-Does this look fun t-to you?" You ask hopefully. 

Jungkook nods again, then he moves to go inside. You follow him, but he doesn't hold the door open for you, so you have to catch it before it hits you. 

When you go in, you see Jungkook standing there waiting for you. "W-What do you want to p-play?" You ask awkwardly. This outing had started off good, but now you're starting to feel out of place around him and you don't like that feeling. 

Jungkook fakes a smile and shrugs, "I don't care."

"Um, o-ok." You look around the arcade before picking a game and heading over to it. You grab the little puck on the air hockey table and gesture for Jungkook to go to the other side. He moves over and gets into position. 

You hit the puck and he hits it back, immediately dodging your block as the puck slides right into the goal on your side. You huff out a breath in annoyance and glance up to see Jungkook smirking. 

Ok, it's on boy.

Then you smack the puck suddenly, catching Jungkook off guard as it hits the side of the air hockey table and skims past him before he can catch it. When it goes into the goal on his side, you see him look up at you in shock and you send him a smirk of your own.

"That was lucky," He scoffs. 

You nod innocently, "Oh y-yeah, probably."

Jungkook takes the puck and sets it on the table, faking a move before hitting it the other way. You block it effortlessly, sending it straight back to his side as he grunts in frustration. 

You two go at it for a few minutes, Jungkook hitting the puck furiously and you calmly blocking and sending it back. Eventually, Jungkook sighs and hangs his head when you've blocked his recent moves more than five times in a row.

You're tied on points and now neither of you are getting anywhere.

"W-Want to call it?" You ask, sensing his frustration. 

Jungkook purses his lips, his competitive nature wanting to do nothing but annihilate you in this blasted game. But alas, you're apparently a lot better at this game than he had anticipated. 

So, he sighs again and nods, "Yeah, let's call it a tie."

You walk around the table and stick your hand out to him. Jungkook hesitates, then he takes your hand. 

"T-Tie." You say while smiling, shaking his hand up and down. 

Jungkook grimaces, then pulls his hand back, "Ok, now what?"

"I picked th-the first game. N-Now, you have to p-pick." You say with a sneaky smile. 

Jungkook looks around the arcade, then he points to a game with two fake guns sitting in front of a large screen. "How about that one?"

You don't really like those types of games, but it's Jungkook's turn to pick and if that's what he wants to do, then you'll just go along with it. 

So, you nod and follow him over to it. 

Jungkook smiles to himself as he grabs one of the guns, there's no way she's gonna beat me at this one.

He looks over and sees you grab the other gun cautiously, it looks huge in your hands compared to him holding one. 

Jungkook bites back another less than kind laugh seeing the look of uncertainty on your face. "Ready?" He asks casually. 

You nod and heft the gun up, trying your best to keep it steady. 

The game starts and there's instantly a bunch of zombies on the screen. You aim and shoot as best you can, but you're barely hitting anything. 

But right next to you, Jungkook single-handedly takes out more than half the crowd in less than a minute. You manage to hit a few zombies before the game ends. At least you think you did.

KILL COUNT: 2

The words flash across your side of the screen in bold red letters. You look over at Jungkook's screen and gasp at the letters flashing on his side. 

KILL COUNT: 43

"Wow, y-you're really good at th-this game." You say in astonishment. 

Jungkook shrugs cockily, "That wasn't my best."

You nod absentmindedly, then you point at a claw machine in the middle of the arcade. "Oh, l-look!" You jump up and down in excitement. 

Jungkook sighs when you rush over to the pink claw machine full of stuffies and candy. You pay his annoyance no mind as you immediately start getting your money out to try and get the kitten stuffie.

"Look at it J-Jungkook, it's s-so cute!" You turn to him with a pout and the biggest puppy dog eyes he's ever seen. 

He tears his eyes away to look at the kitten stuffie sitting there, "Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not gonna get that."

Your pout deepens, "R-Really?"

"Yeah, not in a million years." 

"Why n-not?" You huff, looking more and more like a disappointed child. 

Jungkook scoffs, "Those machines are designed to steal your money. You're not meant to have even a chance at getting the prize you want."

"Oh," You look crestfallen as you stare at the little kitten that seems to be looking back at you, pleading you to get it out of that stuffy old box and bring it home with you, "That's m-mean."

"That's just the way the world works," Jungkook says simply, hoping you'll give up and pick a different game, "Everything is about money."

"Not e-everything." You counter, finally peeling your eyes away from the little toy to look at him. 

Jungkook cocks an eyebrow but you continue anyway, "Not everyone d-does stuff for m-money. Some p-people care about other's f-feelings."

He laughs in disbelief, "If that's the way you see the world, you're in for a nasty surprise as you meet more people and see the real world." 

"If you always l-look at the world the way y-you do, you won't be v-very happy." You say back, then you turn on your heel and go off on a search for more games. 

Jungkook watches you in surprise, he didn't think you'd actually stand up for yourself and clap back with something like that. 

Huh.

Jungkook squints at you, the plan going through his head again before he hurries to catch up. 

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"T-Today was fun. Th-Thank you, Jungkook."

You're standing at your front door, having just unlocked it. 

Jungkook nods, his lips pressed together before he says hesitantly, "We should hang out again sometime." 

You smile and nod, "I'd l-like that."

"Well, goodnight," Jungkook says quickly before turning and hurrying down the stairs. You watch him disappear behind the corner before turning and going inside. 

You set your bag down and yawn, stretching your arms above your head. You stretch a little more before moving to your room to get dressed for bed. Pulling out one of your nightgowns, you make quick work of changing into it. Then you go to the bathroom to do your nighttime routine. 

By the time you're climbing into bed, your eyelids feel like they're being weighed down by a ton of bricks. 

You pull the covers up to your chin, cuddling into the warmth of your comforter. The giant octopus stuffie next to you is quickly pulled into your side as you wrap your legs around it and squeeze it tightly. 

"Mm, goodnight." You whisper to it before you slip into a deep slumber.

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Jungkook drags himself up the stairs to his apartment, his feet killing him. The target dragged him around half the city and the entire arcade today, and he's gonna have to do it all over again until he can earn her full trust. 

Never again will he underestimate the simplicity of a target. 

She might be the dumbest person he's ever met, but she sure is a handful when it comes to trying to finish his job. 

Jungkook pulls out his keys, fumbling with them for a second before he realizes something is off. He looks closer at the door lock and sees a few scratches on it. 

The fuck?

Jungkook quietly pulls out a little knife he keeps in his back pocket at all times when carrying a gun around isn't the smartest decision. 

Then as gently as he can, he puts his keys in the lock, turning it as slowly as he can. 

When he pushes the door open slowly, it creaks. 

The light from the hallway floods into his studio apartment, showing how truly dark it is inside. Not a single light is on. 

He always leaves his kitchen light on when he goes out. 

Jungkook stands up to his full height as he opens the door the rest of the way. He steps inside, then everything that happens next happens in a matter of seconds. 

An arm comes from behind him and wraps around his neck. 

Jungkook grabs the forearm of the intruder and lifts himself before bringing himself back down and flipping them over his shoulder. A loud thump sounds as the assailant hits his floor with a pained grunt. 

Jungkook leaps on them and wrestles the man to the ground again before straddling his chest. Jungkook pins one of the man's arms with one of his feet and the other he grips tightly in his hand. 

"Who sent you?" Jungkook growls. 

His small knife is pressed to the neck of the person whose chest is now starting to shake. Jungkook can't see his face in the dark but he can tell he's definitely laughing. 

"Shit, boy," The man groans, "You've gotten a hell of a lot stronger."

Jungkook's breath releases at the sound of a familiar voice. He leans back, releasing the young man's arms but still sitting atop his chest. 

"Fucking hell, Taehyung."

"Hello to you too, kid."

Jungkook rolls his eyes at that but doesn't move. 

Taehyung pushes at Jungkook roughly, "You've also gotten heavier. Get the fuck off my chest, asshole. The fuck are you doing anyway? Trying to seduce me?"

Jungkook laughs but finally gets off of the man lying on the floor in pain. 

"You wish," He retorts as he moves to flip the kitchen light on, making Taehyung squint and hiss in annoyance. 

"Fuck off, fatass," Taehyung growls, making Jungkook laugh again. 

Jungkook walks over and offers the older boy his hand, but the other just smacks it away and proceeds to get off the floor on his own. 

Jungkook shuts the front door and locks it, "You still suck at picking locks." 

Taehyung rolls his eyes, "Yeah, I'm a little rusty, whatever."

Moving to the fridge, Jungkook opens it to pull out a bottle of soju, then he gestures for Taehyung to take a seat on the couch. 

The older boy listens begrudgingly. 

"What are you doing here anyway, Tae?" Jungkook asks as he opens the bottle and hands it to his friend. 

"I have a hit around here," Tae says simply, "Knew you'd let me stay a few days." 

Taehyung is always on the go. He's never in one place for long, so he tends to stay with people he knows when he gets a hit that'll take a little longer than usual. 

Jungkook knows this, so he isn't surprised. 

"Yeah, whatever. Next time just ask me, don't break into my home, dumbass." Jungkook says before snagging the bottle and taking a long swig. After he swallows he continues, "I almost killed you." 

Tae snatches the bottle back, "You're no match for me, little shit. I let you win." 

Jungkook snorts but lets it go. Honestly, he could be right. 

Among all of the hitmen he's ever met, young and old, new and experienced, Kim Taehyung is by far the best.

He gets hundreds of hits every year. 

Jungkook is glad he's on his good side. He'd hate to be on the other side of whatever weapon Tae decides to use at that time. 

"So, who's your hit?" He asks his older friend curiously. 

Tae takes another drink, hissing as the liquid warms his throat and stomach.  

"Mr. Chen." 

He smirks at the look of shock on the younger's face. 

"Why you so surprised, kid?" Tae asks, tapping Jungkook's nose with his finger. Jungkook flinches back in irritation making him laugh, "You shocked you weren't hired to kill him yourself?"

Jungkook shakes his head, "No, stupid. Just surprised the bastard is still alive. I thought he would've been a hit a long time ago."

Tae nods, "Piece of shit deserves to be twenty feet under, that's for damn sure. I'm glad I get to be the one to do it." 

Jungkook takes the bottle from Tae for another sip. 

They sit in silence for a few minutes before Jungkook sets the bottle of soju on the coffee table and stands up, groaning. 

"Ok, well your ass is sleeping on the couch. You get in my bed while I'm sleeping like the pervert you are, I'll kill you." He points at Taehyung threateningly. 

Tae just chuckles and man spreads on the sofa, "Sure thing, JK."

"I'm taking a shower, you're welcome to take one after me. Ramen is in the kitchen, make yourself some food." 

"Wow, JK. You're a wonderful host, I should've come here sooner." Tae smiles cockily and Jungkook scoffs before moving to the bathroom to get washed up. 

Half an hour later, Jungkook comes out, one towel wrapped around his waist as he dries his hair with another one.

Tae is sitting at the dining table eating a cup of ramen noisily. He glances up and sees Jungkook, then he swallows and whistles lowly at him. 

Jungkook rolls his eyes, "Shut the hell up. Do you want to stay here or not?"

"Hell yeah, I do."

"Then stop being a fucking pervert." 

Tae finishes his last bite then stands up raising his hands in defense as he makes his way to the bathroom, "It's called a joke, sweetheart. I'm straight as a pencil, I swear." 

Jungkook whips the towel he was drying his hair off with at Tae, smacking him in the thigh and making him yelp as he runs to the bathroom.  

After a little while, Tae comes out dressed in the pair of sweats Jungkook left for him there. His hair is damp as he shakes his head like a wet dog, sending water droplets flying. He looks over to see Jungkook lying in his bed, staring up at the ceiling. 

Taehyung walks over to the couch and notices Jungkook put a pillow and an extra blanket there for him. He smiles and glances at Jungkook, "Aww, you shouldn't have, sweetie."

"Another word and I'll take 'em back," Jungkook mutters. 

The older boy just laughs and gets comfortable on the couch before Jungkook turns out the light by his bed. The silence in the dark room is deafening. 

Then Jungkook hears Tae speak up from across the room. 

"What you so grumpy for, JK?"

"I'm not grumpy."

"Is it your new hit?"

Jungkook sits up in bed and stares where he knows the couch is, "How did you know I had a new hit?" 

"I saw the folder earlier. It must be bad since you tore up the picture of the target." Tae muses. 

Jungkook lays back down, "The whole thing is just a fucking mess, Tae."

"How so?"

"My target acts like a kid-"

"A kid?"

"Yeah. I think there's something up with her. She's a dumbass and doesn't have a single sense of self-preservation."

"Shouldn't that make your job easier?" Tae asks, making Jungkook sigh. 

"That's the thing, I just don't understand why she's a tar-"

Rustling from the couch makes Jungkook pause. 

"Wait, are you questioning your hit?" Tae asks in disbelief. 

"No," Jungkook flips over onto his side, "No, I'm not. I just need it to be over with."

He hears Taehyung sigh from the couch and he stares into the dark, something stirring in him at Tae's next words. 

"Remember why you started this, JK. Don't question anything. It isn't our job to judge why someone sets a hit, but it is our job to get it done."

"I know." Jungkook snaps.

"Ok." 

Taehyung's right. 

He just needs to remember why he started this whole thing in the first place.

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a/n: sorry its late and short. hope you liked it tho :)

[laketaj24]

Chris Evans: Kink Alphabet

Author’s Note: I wanted to post more during my vacation, but I was literally busy every day! I did, however, get this, and another work is done! I hope you like it! This tag list is short and it is open, hit the ask or below if you are interested; I tagged some forevers. If you would like to be added or removed, let me know! I found these gifs via Pinterest search!

Warnings: All Smut below the CUT.

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

A – Anal

Yes. But it always happens spontaneously with Chris, and you still love it. You’d be snuggled up on the couch with him. His cock throbbing against the hem of your short shorts, and there would be no way you say no. Chris likes to take things slow when going through the backdoor, though. He’d know precisely how to work you up, starting with your clit all the way to the pillowed entrance of your throbbing pussy. It wouldn’t take too much to get you to say yes to it, and the pressure of him sinking into your ass would be enough to forget whatever you two were watching anyhow.

B – Bondage

Bondage for Chris would be the sporadic, occasional incidents, like being stuck on an elevator, and all he has is a tie – he’d definitely use the time to tie you up. He’d bend you over and use the secure knot to hold your hands while he guided you back to him.

C – Creampie

All for it likes to watch them drip from you—literally gets him ready to start right over again.

D – Deepthroating

You’re talented at this, so not taking advantage of your skills would be rude of him, and therefore he makes sure he does every chance he gets. He’d have his fingers laced in your hair as he guided you down the shaft of his cock, making sure you took in every inch until hit the back of your throat. When you gagged, it’d only make him harder, make him want to fuck your throat deeper. But he knows precisely when you’ve had enough, which when you’ve drunk every little ounce of his cum.

E – Exhibitionism

He wouldn’t be into other people watching him fuck you, but he would film the two of you just so you could watch later. Posted up in the bed watching the way he made you arch your back for him and call him daddy every time he fucked you good. Your face would be red, but it’d only end up in another fucking session, which is… grade A aight… let’s face it.

F – Fingering

Of fucking course, Chris is talented with his fingers, but he prefers to use his mouth. He’d use his fingers to get you warmed up, though, even allowing them to ride them while you’re stuck in traffic, biting your lip and trying not to cry out too loud. He knows how to fuck you right just by the curve of his fingers and the way he demands that you cum when he thrust into you.

G – Gags

Chris has some tricks up his sleeve, this isn’t one. He prefers you screaming his name, and the only time he really gagged you is when you two slipped away in his parents’ house and fucked in that closet.

H – Hair

He knows that you don’t like people in your hair, particularly when it’s freshly done, but it doesn’t stop him from gripping it when you two are in bed. Mr. Evans can’t seem to control himself when you ride him, bucking your hips on him as if he was a stallion. He’d try to control you, pulling you to him by your curls and then kissing you.

I – Intimacy

This is his specialty, but who’s surprised? Right… He’s down for some intimacy, and he knows just when to bring it out, making sure you feel worshipped like the goddess that you are; he’d kiss every curve of your body, idolizing you while he gave you deep strokes. The slower fuck, the better for him; he liked it when he could lay inside you and feel your warmth enveloped around his dick. All perks for him.

J – Jizz

He’d rather cum inside of you, either it’s your mouth or pussy, but if he can’t, he’d be a gentleman coming in ribbons on your stomach, gently wiping it off afterward.

K – Kneel

The only person kneeling is Chris, he can’t get enough of the taste of your pussy, and unlike most men, he doesn’t prefer you lying on your back. He wants you to ride his face. He’s even been known to catch at the door when you get home from work, lifting your skirt while you’re standing in the high heel and kneel… just so you can take a seat on and let him eat

L – Love

He’s professing every fucking day, but when he’s deep in your pussy, and he wants to get fucking deeper, he can’t stop saying it. “I fucking love you, shit, I love you.”

M - Multiple orgasms

They are always coming- pun intended. Chris would be embarrassed if he only made you cum once. His whole plan is to make sure that you are overly satisfied, and with that being said, he would make you cum however the fuck he could, leaving you well satiated whenever and however you wanted…. Like that time you went out of town for the weekend, and you didn’t leave the bed for three days. Your legs quaked, and your pussy throbbed so much you swore it was broken…

N - Nipple play

That’s all in the foreplay; sucking on them is his favorite; he takes it slowly, taking his teeth to the hardpoint of your nipple until you suck air through your teeth and rake your nails down his back. But he’s known to pay special attention to them; every part of you gets attention with him

O - Orgasm Denial

Mr. Chris “Baby Dady” Evans ain’t denying you an orgasm… next.

P – Panties

He has a bad habit of keeping them tucked in his pocket after you fuck, especially in public. No, he isn’t fond of people watching you, but you can bet he will slip them panties off--- like that time you were in the club… see the next

Q – Quickies

You two are down to fuck whenever and with that being said, Quickies are the way of life. A night out with your friends turns into you two fucking pressed against the club’s glass wall while people are below. Graced by the dim lights, you’d cum on his dick, nearly screaming his name and grateful that the heavy thud of the bass cloaked you moaning for him.

R – Roleplay

Chris is down for some roleplay, secretary boss—hell yes. And there are even times when he likes to be a doctor and him the patient he’s down to let you take the lead. As long as you both end up naked, he doesn’t even give a damn

S – Spanking

When he’s behind you, watching his cock slip into you, he likes to slap your ass. The bounce of it on and the mewl you make him wild. Not to mention when he spanks your ass, you get a little freakier.

T – Threesome

He doesn’t mind sharing you, would prefer it was a girl, but even then, he gets territorial… so it’s a soft yes that melds into a no

U - Underwear

Chris is wearing Boxers, snug to his body and but also readily able to slip out of just because he is ready at any time!

V – Vibrations

He’s down for adding a little vibrator to the mix—he doesn’t need it, though, and if you give it too much attention, he throwing it away quickly. Also, he tried that cock ring vibrator and was like done in three minutes—vowed never to use it again

W - Whispers (Quiet sex)

Quiet sex is hard for him because he will moan, growl, and talk all during sex. But he can do it- you know because he fucks you in public all the time… he got to have some control. The dressing room was the place he had to learn profound control; while you rode him and he watched in the mirror, he nearly lost his shit. Mumbling nasty things in your ear as you came and he took control, he barely kept it together.

X - XXX (The Kinkiest experience they’ve ever had)

The Kinkiest experience they ever had was when you two decided to try a threesome with one of your friends, and he watched as you got fucked.- wasn’t turned off but never wanted it to happen again

Y – Yes

He’s never going to tell you no, not unless you are literally a brat, and even then, he is okay with spoiling you in the bed fucking you until the only you can say is yes-daddy maybe the words aren’t even that clear.

Z - Zoo (call this the wild card and send any question you like! And I will try to get them as soon as I can! Thanks, yall!)

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[s-serendipit-y]

sfw alphabet: shuichi saihara

dedicated to first place raffle winner @ihrtshuichi

gif not mine // this is unedited so if you see any small errors pls ignore it :)

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

shuichi can be pretty affectionate after getting comfortable in your relationship. at first, he’d be really shy and you would probably have to initiate all the affection at first. shuichi would like holding your hand and kissing your cheek.

 B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

as we see in the game, shuichi is a great friend. after gaining confidence himself, he’s be super reliable not just in class trials but whenever. in my opinion the friendship will start easily, he either trusted you like he did kaede or you were there for him after she died.

 C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

shuichi would love to cuddle with you, but he’d be pretty shy to ask for them so you would just have to be pretty observant and notice when he wants them. he’d also probably prefer to be the little spoon but wouldn’t mind holding you if that’s what you desire.

 D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

he would like to settle down, you both living together sounds really nice to him. you’re his safe space. when it comes to cooking and cleaning, he probably wouldn’t be the best but he will always offer to do them.

 E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

to have shuichi break up with you, you must have done something very unforgivable. like being the mastermind, a traitor, or something just a worse. he would talk to you about it, if he had thoughts about ending the relationship he would try to end it as quick as possible.

 F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

after dating for a long time he would think about proposing, he knew you were the only one for him and would love to be your husband. now all he has to do is work up the confidence to get down on one knee (unless you beat him to it) but he’s not in a rush to get married, he already has you. :)

 G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

extremely gentle. shuichi is extremely observant of other’s actions and emotions. so if your feeling down he would notice immediately and would think of any possible way to make you feel better. physically, he would never do anything to hurt you intentionally.

 H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

shuichi loves hugs! it’s probably his favorite form of affection. having one of your hugs always calms him down and brings him so much peace. when you two hug, he would always close his eyes and bury his head in your neck, (if you’re tall enough ofc) with his arms wrapped around your torso.

 I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

not that fast, he would know quickly that he loved you but he wasn’t sure if you felt the same yet so he would keep it to himself. but after a couple pep talks from his friends he’ll tell you after a romantic date.

 J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

shuichi wouldn’t get jealous often, he trusts you a lot. but when he does, he’ll go quiet and just observe, he doesn’t want to intervene, that could be so embarrassing, he’ll keep a close eye just in case he sees you’re uncomfortable then he’ll step in.

 K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

soft kisses, your we’re probably his first kiss so he’d be pretty inexperienced at first. even when he does get the hand of it though, his kiss would be very soft. his favorite place to kiss you would be your temple or you lips. his favorite place to be kissed would be his cheek.

 L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

i think shuichi would be pretty awkward around kids but his observation skill would definitely make up for it.

 M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

shuichi is a detective so he’s bust constantly, but on rare occasions that you two are together in the morning. shuichi would try to make your favorite breakfast and bring it to you in bed. but he might end up being too loud and would wait you up in the process. if you cooked for him however, he would be very flustered.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

like i said above he’s pretty busy, so by the time he comes home you’d might be asleep. but if you stay up and wait for him, he’d scold you telling you to not neglect your sleeping. but he really does appreciate you staying up for him.

 O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

shuichi probably already revealed lots about himself after you two became close friends. he would get in a relationship with you if he didn’t already trust you. but he would tell you more about his family after getting together and maybe vague details about cars he’s working all

 P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

we saw how he was with kokichi, shuichi can be very patient if you’re not intentionally pushing his buttons. it will take a lot for him to actually be angry at you. when he his though, he’ll just ignore you for a while till he’s over it or until you apologize.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing or do they kind of forget everything?)

shuichi remembers a lot of things, so he would remember basically everything you tell him. it could be the smallest detail but he won’t forget it.

 R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

training with you, you would tag along with him, kaito and maki and you were very encouraging. more than kaito was even though it was his idea.

 S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

would be protective but not in the way you think, he would always ask if your okay or if you need help with anything. if you’re out late at night he would tell you to be safe and when you get to your destination to call or text him your alright. he knows how bad the world is, especially at night and he would never forgive himself if something happened to you.

 T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

lots of effort!! his goal on dates is to impress you, if you don’t like a date he would think he failed and would do whatever to make it up to you.

 U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

his confidence, we all know this. he has little confidence in himself that it could affect your relationship. he might think he’s not good enough for you or that he’s not putting his all in the relationship (even though he is!)

 V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

not that much, but he hopes that his partner find him attractive. if they didn’t it would be a real blow to his confidence.

 W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

yes. you helped him with a lot so if something happened to you, whether it be you dying or you two breaking up. he would constantly think about how he could’ve prevented it.

 X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

when it’s your birthday, shuichi observant skills will come in handy especially if you don’t tell him what you want as a gift. he would pay close attention to things that catch your eye so he can buy/make it for you

 Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

a liar, he wants to have trust in you! if your a constant liar, doubts about things you say would cloud his mind.

someone overly jealous, he has lots of friends but he doesn’t have romantic feelings for them. he doesn’t want to date someone who will question that always.

 Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

when he’s not busy with work, he would try to get as much sleep as he can. sometimes it’s hard for him to sleep without you so anytime you two aren’t together his mind would drift to you until he falls asleep.

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

NSFW (whole alphabet) for Maul?

A/N: PLEASE REMEMBER TO COMMENT AND REBLOG IF YOU LIKE THIS! HEADCANONS NEED LOVE TOO YOU KNOW! (Also the tags are not working because they hate me)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s gentle, shockingly so. No matter how rough or intense, his entire demeanor shifts.  He treats you like glass; caressing your skin, cleaning your mess, and reveling in the lingering warmth. He becomes one clingy bitch is what I’m getting at here. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves your throat.  He loves how you leave it so open to him, to kiss or bite or squeeze as he wishes.  It’s a sign of trust, not to mention it leads down to your chests and all the other soft parts attached. (He’s a boob man, that’s all I’m saying)

As for himself, he likes his hands. They still hold his true strength. They can still wield the force to his will; to destroy his enemies or to place a gentle touch to your cheek.  He’s amazed that you can allow him to touch you after how much his hands have done. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He makes a mess whenever you fuck.  He likes to cum on you; on your tits, stomach, back, face, anywhere.  But he really loves cumming inside you and watching it drip from your sex.  Even if he can’t give you children, the idea of burying his seed in you is an instinct he can’t shake.  Would love nothing more than to keep his cock inside you and fill you again and again with him cum until it spills out on the bed.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There are times he purposefully makes you angry because he knows how you’ll punish him later.  He’s not sure if you’ve caught on or not, but either way you play into his scheme perfectly.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very before you.  He was taken by Sidious at a very young age; as a Sith he was trained to forgo attachments and obey his master at every turn.  Sidious would not allow his apprentice any chance to form a connection with another aside from taking him back to Dathomir to fulfill a coming of age ritual where he was taken by a Night Sister.  After that, nothing. 

But, for what he lacks in experience, he makes up for in his willingness to learn.  He asks what you want, what you like.  He feels your reactions through the force and demonstrates a control you hadn’t found in previous lovers.  He can be patient when it counts.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves it when you’re both kneeling, with you straddling his waist a he thrusts up into you.  He’s able to reach deep inside you while allowing either of you to gain control as you wish it.  Not to mention easy access to your throat and breasts as he clings to you. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Maul is 99.9% of the time completely serious during sex.  Either his focus is entire on your pleasure or you’ve given him permission to work out his frustrations using your body.  The only time he’d crack a joke is if he’s feels particularly smug about the way he’s making you feels and wants to tease you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

No hair down below, because, well...he doesn’t really have a natural below.  I doubt Mother Talzin added hair just for the fun of it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As I said before Maul has two modes; I need to fuck away my feelings OR you are the most important thing in the galaxy let me show you why.  When he’s in mode two, he’s the most intimate and romantic partner you can ask for, almost desperate in his attempt to show you how you make him feel.  If it’s option one, you’ll have to wait until after the sex to get the same treatment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Pre-Naboo, he kept it on the down low.  He could only allow himself a moment’s release when his master wasn’t around.  And even then, it was only when he was particularly stressed or angry.  It was done quickly with no real thought of pleasure, just some kind of release if he couldn’t do it through violence.

After Naboo, it’s not really something he does because well...there’s not much down there for a good long while and after he gets some of his...parts back, he meets you.  With you, he doesn’t feel as compelled to use his hands.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink.  He can’t give you children, obviously, but there’s an almost instinct there.  Just another thing Kenobi took away form him.

Also, not sure if it’s a kink, but he’s an absolute switch.  One minute he’s squeezing your neck while using you as his personal cum bucket.  The next, he’s tied to the bed begging and promising you the galaxy if you just let him cum.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s a bit of an exhibitionist. As much as he wants to be the only one to see you naked and writhing underneath him, there’s something about fucking you on the throne of Mandalor that sends a thrill up his spine.  Anyone can walk in and know that he’s the one making you feel this way.  He has the power to fuck you in front of the whole of Death Watch if he wanted to and none of them could touch you.  They would know you were his and as their leader they would not dare oppose him.

So, in terms of most common place, your bedroom.  In terms of most thrilling place, the throne room, followed by the war room, and then the training room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You getting angry is the hottest thing in the galaxy to him.  If you direct that anger into destroying your enemies in combat, even better.  He’ll take you the second you’re alone in the ship.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Roleplaying.  It’s you and him, that’s it.  He doesn’t want or need to “spice things up”.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers giving.  He loves your taste and how easily he can get you to cum with just his tongue.  He can feel your pleasure through the force which only drives his further.  Granted he needs to be mindful of where his horns are when you clamp him head between your thighs but that’s neither here nor there.

He’ll certainly accept you going down on him, but he knows it’s not as pleasurable for you to have a metal cock in your mouth no matter how good it feels for him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can be slow an sensual, but it almost always devolves into rough desperation.  He’s a man of wild passions and it shows in the marks on your thighs the next morning.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

You’re almost always the one to initiate them.  He says he can wait until the evening, but he’s often left working well into the night and forgets.  You take it upon yourself to strive into his office and tell him you need a good fuck.  That will get him away from the paper work long enough to leave your legs shaking and his mind a little more clear.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s willing to try something you propose so long as you discuss it properly before hand.  He wants to make sure you’re safe before trying anything.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

It’s absolutely insane how high his stamina is.  For one, he’s got a mechanical cock that doesn’t actually get soft even after he cums.  Second, his reliance on the force allows him to recoup faster than normal.  He can go for an many rounds as you can stand for as long as you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

That will be a negative.  He doesn’t have any toys and the idea of you having a toy when all you have to do is ask he finds more than a little insulting.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He always does it when he’s trying to win an argument or make a point, and it’s infuriating.  He likes hearing you beg or admit he was right all while he teases you clit with the promise of more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Maul gets loud.  It’s almost a defiance.  His master would not allow him anything like this singular happiness with another being and now he’s taking it at his own pleasure.  He screams and growls and moans and begs and every other noise in the book.  He wants people to hear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Maul wants to have kids with you, and that fact that he can’t really aches at him.  He wants something that is truly his own; a legacy outside of the Sith, a final defiance to the master who abandoned him.  They would be the best of both of you and unparalleled in their power.  Nothing would stand in their way.  He can see it in his minds eye every time you fall asleep in his arms.  But, it can never be.  If Mother Talzin had figured out a way to make life without the need of Zabrak men, he wouldn’t have been a Night Brother in the first place.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Like I’ve said, Maul’s entire lower half is mechanical, including his cock.  Mother Talzin made him one which retracts back in when he’s not aroused.  It’s shaped like a Zabrak male: three ridges, each wider than the last giving him good length and girth (look up Nova: Bad Dragon). It also gives him pleasure, which is better than a dilo and excretes a synthetic cum when he climaxes.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s not so much a sex drive as a yearning for you.  There are times he just wants you, to hold you close, to bury himself inside you and forget anything exists outside of you.  It’s in flux, but it’s certainly higher than most men you’ve known.  You’re having sex at least every other night if not more.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t dare fall asleep until you do.  He likes the feeling of your body relaxing beside his as you drift off. He likes knowing you trust him to keep you safe, even in sleep.  Only when he knows there’s nothing lurking in the dark to take you away does he finally fall asleep.

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ೃ‧₊› a b o u t  t h i s  p o s t° ➮ Pairing: Miya Atsumu x reader ➮ Oneshot ➮ Tags: fluff ➮ Word Count: 2182

A/N: This is for @serowotonin​! [for Luna’s Valentines Day collab] Ik I said I was doing Atsumu bc “I was bored” but I always say “imagine being bored” and truly, I haven’t been bored for so long. I forgot that this was for the collab for a fat moment then when you saw the preview I was like, “Wait- no- it’s a surprise.” 

Premise: You and Atsumu are cleaning out the apartment, when you find a few letters you thought you would never see again… 

“Oi, (y/n), look at what I found,” you heard Atsumu say, leaning over the contents of a drawer he had been sifting through. 

“What?” you walked over to see what he had found. The two of you were cleaning out the apartment, as you were going to be moving out soon. Atsumu had a habit of keeping things that connected him to an important memory of his, unless he wanted to forget it- and this was one of them. You didn’t know he kept them- actually, it did make sense of him to, but you had simply forgotten about it and you somehow expected the same for him. You looked down to see what he had in his hands, and your face literally went emotionless as you saw the letter in his hands. 

You really didn’t mind the letters, for the most part. Actually, they held dear to you. However, that first one… you were grateful for it, but you also remembered just how bad you wanted to buy a grave space and bury it for eternity back then... 

Miya Atsumu.

This was a dare. This is a love letter. For Valentines. Happy valentines day. If you have extra chocolate, send me some. 

Sincerest thanks, (y/n). 

Atsumu usually threw away the letters he received every Valentines. It wasn’t that he was trying to be rude; it was just that there were too many letters for him to read (and reply to), so he usually just threw them out. Osamu often teased him for this; he boasted that he at least read his letters.

“Oi, ‘Samu, look at this one,” Atsumu called out to his brother. 

“What?” Osamu looked at him, with a face of disbelief. “Yer actually lookin’ at them?”

“Nah, not really, but this one’s hilarious,” Atsumu laughed. 

“Okay, not funny, keep yer lame humor to yourself.” 

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“(y/n), truth or dare,” (b/f/n) asked. 

You smiled, “Dare.” 

“Hmmm… alright, send a love letter to Miya Atsumu- it has to be at least one line long.”

“I’m- okay then.” 

You brought out a piece of paper, wrote the first things that came to mind, and once you reached one line, you stopped. You folded the paper and grabbed whatever envelope you could find and sealed it with tape. The dare required actually giving the letter, much to your dismay, but it wasn’t like you could back down from a dare. After all, it was (b/f/n), and the nonstop teasing would definitely occur if you failed to complete the dare. 

Dearest (y/n), 

I did in fact receive your rather interesting letter, and I have decided to bring you some chocolate as you wished. I wish you, as well, a very happy valentine’s day this year.

Most sincerely, Atsumu. 

Atsumu was intrigued enough to write a reply; in fact, he decided to write in the most formal way possible. He knew from the letter that you were either a tsundere or someone who was actually dared to do so, and decided that it would be fun entertainment for the both of you. 

When you received the letter, you were surprised to see a reply. It was known he didn’t send out replies, yet you had received one. As you read it, you felt a need to reply; you’d simply feel bad if you didn’t. However, what was there to talk about? How the chocolates were good? He had stuck it on your first period desk, out in the open. And you also sincerely wondered what was with the overly formal tone. You do remember writing the most shitty letter you’ve ever written to him, and that volleyball-obsessed dude just writes something formal to you? Baffles the mind.

Well, then, if he was going to reply, you would too. 

Miya Atsumu,

Thanks for the chocolate- your fans make pretty good chocolate, I have to say. Bet I could make better chocolate than ya, ‘cause all ya focus on is just volleyball. Anyways, what was with the overly formal tone- ya like me or somethin’? Would be funny if ya did and I turned ya down. XD  

(y/n) 

You never really thought of Miya Atsumu, but this really sparked your interest. It was amusing, his reactions. It was definitely something you didn’t expect- you actually didn’t expect a reply at all. The reply you received was definitely out of the ordinary as well, one you never thought a hotshot volleyball player would write. It seemed he was interested in you in some ways- and you as well. 

(y/n),

Pfffft, you think I might like ya? I just thought yer letter was interestin’, that’s all. Ya really think I can’t make chocolate? Bet I could make better chocolate than ya, I’ll show you. I make you chocolate myself and we’ll see how it tastes. Just you watch, I’ll make ya say I make the best chocolate ever! 

Atsumu. 

You saw that in your shoe locker the next morning- and everyone saw it. You were beginning to regret actually replying to him, but there was no backing out now. (b/f/n) really hit the goal here, for her. People were probably talking about it. It’s always some event that involves romance that catches everyone’s eye. And since it was just after valentine’s, everyone would automatically assume it was a love letter. In reality, it was simply a little bit of playful banter. 

You wondered if people actually knew who it was. You hoped not; it would gather way too much attention for your liking. You’d have an entire fanclub after you, and it was definitely (b/f/n)’s fault that you got into this entire mess. You had absolutely no idea if anyone saw him slip that into your shoe locker, since it had probably been there for a good hour or so before you and most of the other students got there. In any case, there was nothing you could do about people knowing things they already know, so you headed onto class. It was exam week, and you sighed; it would be a long day. 

When you arrived at homeroom, you were not-so-pleasantly surprised with what you found at your desk. You just wanted a quiet day; go to school, take the tests, and get out so you could relax at home. But no, you just had to see this and you knew there was a thing called rumors you had to deal with. Well, you could just be like “whatever” and not care, but you definitely knew who’d be after you, for real. Atsumu’s fanbase was quite scary, and definitely large- a group of people one would regret messing with. 

“Ugh- what am I going to do with this chocolate now, he gave me a lot yesterday…” 

“(y/n)! Oiiii, you got chocolate?! From who from who-”

“(b/f/n), if you say a word, you are going to be dead to me.”

“...” she looked away, but then turned to you again and whispered in your ear. “So, Miya Atsumu, who has a fanbase, likes you.” 

“I’m- no-”

“But what I’m seeing says otherwise?”

“Ugh, you’re coming to my house and you are going to pay for that dare.” 

“Oh ho ho, seems like I started something…” “Bet you did.”

Pisshead Atsumu

LMAO bet ya didn’t make the chocolate, yer terrible at lying <///3 seen this chocolate before. And like wtf you put a box of chocolate on my desk with YOUR NAME on it. Ya know that people will do a thing called assuming things, right? Smh, think before you act. Anyways, I’m counting on ya to fix up this mess.

(y/n)

When you finished class, the first thing you did was write the note. You were absolutely paranoid with this mess, and you were going to have Atsumu fix it. Yes, you did technically initiate contact first, but that was (b/f/n)’s fault and this could’ve avoided this if he hadn’t pulled off a whole stunt. 

It was already around 6 when he saw the note. A small smirk filled his expression, he was so sure that he would be able to get a good reaction out of (y/n). It was written on scrap paper, the back of a phys. ed worksheet. You wrote it in a rush, very obviously. That wasn’t really what caught his attention though; he was puzzled as to how he would fix this. Tell his fans to fuck off? Osamu would tease him for eternity.

“Oi, what’cha starin’ at?” he heard Osamu nag. “Mom’s waitin’ for us for dinner.”

“Hey, ‘Samu…  ya know how to fix this?” 

“... ARE YOU AN IDIOT- YOU ARE AN IDIOT.”

“I AM NOT! YOU ARE THE IDIOT HERE!” 

“SAYS THE ONE WHO GOT INTO A MESS LIKE THIS!” 

“Oi, ya shouldn’t be fightin’ at this hour,” the two heard Kita say, as he gave them a certain look. “... ‘m sorry…” the twins apologized.

Even after a fulfilling dinner made by their mother and a nice, hot shower, Atsumu still couldn’t think of a solution. Osamu almost snitched on him, but he decided that there was enough on their mom’s plate of problems at the moment. 

“What if ya said you were dating?” Osamu offered. 

“HAH?! ARE YA INSANE?!” Atsumu yelled at him.

“That would explain what happened at valentine’s.” 

“But there’s nothin’ between us-”

“Yer fanclub wouldn’t really believe anythin’ else.”

“Yeah…” 

(y/n),

Can we meet when practice ends at 6 on Thursday?

M. Atsumu.

“... I’m- Is he just going to apologize then run away? Tch.” you sighed. You had the idea that Miya Atsumu was overconfident and carefree, but not to this extent. The least he could do was fix this- he had power over his fandom and what people said about him, unlike you. You had to go, it wasn’t like you really had much of a choice if you wanted to talk it out and fix it. 

“Hey, (y/n) are you and Atsumu dating?” one of your classmates asked, and a bunch of others hovered around the table, waiting to hear a response. (b/f/n) had told you rumors had spread around the entire school; you figured that would’ve happened. Any topic related to the twins spread like wildfire, especially the blonde-haired one. 

“... Can you not try to pry into my private life?” you replied, which you instantly realized was exactly a wrong answer to give. This implied that you were in fact dating Atsumu secretly, and you just made your life 10x worse. You figured you should just tell everyone what had happened, then the blame would be on (b/f/n)- it should preferably be placed on Atsumu, since he started it, really. 

When you met him at 6pm, you expected no contribution from him. Instead, you were met with a solid plan for something you weren’t really happy about, but it seemed the easiest to convince the public of a story they put out. 

“(y/n)... let’s tell them that we’re dating.”

“Hmm… well, they already think that…”

“I’m sorry… I wasn’t thinking…” “It’s fine. All we can do is move forward, I guess.”

“Yeah… ‘Samu gave me this solution; it’s all I have, I’m sorry if it’s-”

“It’s fine. Let’s go through with it. Just protect me from the crazy fangirls; that’s all I want.”

“Ya.” 

“And we’ll need to put together a coherent story; what’s yer number?” 

“Ahaha, seriously, maybe (b/f/n)’s a prophet. She told me that she was aiming for somethin’ to happen between us,” you commented, remembering what happened years and years ago. 

“Ya were just so unnecessarily worried about the fangirls,” Atsumu mentioned. 

“Oi! Yer fangirls were hella scary back then…” 

That night, you stayed up coming up with a story, which ended with the two of you breaking up so that you could go on your separate ways again. However, the story didn’t last too long, as (b/f/n)’s parent’s investigations went a little too far and spread the truth a little too much. (b/f/n) is one thing, but you had almost forgotten her parents were another, seriously. They’d been a little busy over the last few years, thus the lack of investigations of local drama, but they had been doing so for decades, what could you expect from them? 

Nothing was Atsumu’s fault to the fanclub, unless he seriously convinced them that it was. You were guilty until proven innocent. Unbeknownst to you until after, he gave them a whole (to be honest, not-so-great) speech on how he kind of went too far with the joke, but also placed the blame on everyone else for assuming things. People were absolutely ridiculous; their ideas and their insane imagination should learn that the left side of the brain exists too. 

“Funny how we met again after college, after all that time.”

“Ya… a real wonder” 

Another A/N: OMG THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING FOR ‘TSUMU FORGIVE ME IF I WROTE HIM LIKE, WRONG IN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Guido Mista Fluff Alphabet:

Okay Mista fans, here’s your food. Only one more alphabet and this series will be one! Make sure to show love and read under the cut!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Mista has a super adventurous personality and this also shows in the activities that you two take part in. He always likes to do things that others would usually think of as silly, like going to the zoo. But! He always finds a way to make it entertaining and unforgettable. (Who wants to hold the baby kangarooooo)

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He loves your laugh, and whenever he gets to hear it, it feels like the best reward for him. While he may have flirted with his fair share of girls in the past, looks aren't most important to him. In order to get you rolling around on the floor, he'll have to pull out the big guns, of course. Sometimes he'll tag team with Narancia to pull pranks just to get a rise out of you.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Mista absolutely hates when you're sad because that also makes him feel sad. When he sees you sulking on the couch, he joins you, wrapping his large arms around you. He'll keep asking you why you're sad while sticking out his lower lip, (which was absolutely lethal for you). Soon after, you forgot why you were down in the dumps, which was Mista's main goal the whole time.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

He's a romantic, so he's always thinking about the future and what it will bring in regards to his love life. Within a few years of dating, he'll already want to move in and get a dog. Maybe two dogs, who knows. He sees marriage, children, grandchildren...all of it.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Mista can be pretty stubborn in certain situations. He will make the plans for dates and activities that the two of you can enjoy. He'll always ask you for your input, of course. Overall, the balance of power in the relationship is equal.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Mista can be a little childish when disagreements are involved. There's a possibility that he'll use humor to get out of a sticky situation, but don't let him get away with this all the time. If he's in the wrong let him know, or else things can get blown out of proportion easily.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Mista thanks you for the companionship and happiness that you've brought into his life. You are the longest relationship that he's had in quite some time given his current line of work, and he loves that you have the patience to stick around with him. Even though his stand keeps him company most of the time, he's glad to share time with another human.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Mista is very honest with you. Whether it be where he's going on a mission (sometimes, Bruno yells at him for telling you this), or telling you about his past before joining the organization, he's very transparent with you. You appreciate this, and make sure that you do the same. Hardly any secrets are kept between you.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

Like R mentions 👀, you inspire him to keep himself clean. Of course, a normal person would want to keep up with appearances but Mista is a very special guy.... While he was cheerful before the relationship he's over the moon when he sees you and prioritizes your time together.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Mista will be quiet, which is very uncharacteristic of him. His stand will always manifest and say whatever he’s thinking, probably along the lines of taunting and verbally harassing the person you’re talking to before they eventually grow frustrated and walk away. The Pistols would cheer, celebrating their victory.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Mista's kisses are very eager and wanting. In addition, he doesn't care who's around and has absolutely no problem with kissing in public. Even if you blush and get embarrassed this only give him another reason to hold you tighter and go to town. Prepare yourself... 😳

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Mista will literally confess to you on the street. The first time he tells you that he loves you is actually in casual conversation. You had to do a double take, and he merely shrugged in response. It would take some getting used to, but you were elated that he felt the same as you!

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

He'll want to get married after his time in Passione is over, or at least has settled down to where he can live comfortably with you. The ceremony will be small, with only a few family members attending. Even if you haven't yet upgraded to a larger living space, he'll want to start a family right away. If you decide you're not ready you remind him that the Pistols are already his children.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Every name invented is fair game. He loves using stupid niche names too that come up after a few months of dating. Examples include but are not limited to: "green bean", "lil mami", and "bicycle crusher" (the last refers to your thighs in a related incident).

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

He tells the gang that he's crushing on someone all the time, so when he first reveals that he's in love they really don't believe him at first. Although he "always says that", it's the Pistols that escalate the situation even further. Whenever you're along with him they'll come out and start egging him on with kissy noises and the like. He'll turn as red as a tomato when you grant him his wish.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Mista LOVES to show you off in public, and he loves watching the reactions of the passerby as he has an arm slung around your waist traveling dangerously close to your butt. It drives him nuts that out of all of the guys in Italy you chose him, and now that you two are a couple he wants to show the world.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

While many other guys may hate the concept of hugging, Mista loves it wholeheartedly. Whenever you're having a bad day, a good day, or are just walking around he won't hesitate to wrap his arms around you and smile. Sometimes the Pistols will even join in for a group hug! He's basically the hug king, and you're not opposed to that role.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Very romantic babey. Since he’s so smelly he would suggest taking a bath or shower with you. This will take some extreme confidence from both of you. Whether it becomes sexual or not, just being intimate in this way is so special to him.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

He believes in you like nobody's business. Also, he loves seeing when you follow through with your goals and sees your dreams coming to fruition! It's extremely exciting for him, and you love seeing his reactions to watching you succeed.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Mista loves the thrill that life and living provides. There's something new that arises every day you spend with him, and you never get bored. Loves booking hotel rooms for trips and the like and not telling you until the night before, which can be stressful yet cute.

U nderstanding - How well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Mista is stupid but means well. Sometimes you can quiz him, and he'll still forget something as simple as your favorite food, or your favorite color. In time, he'll learn more about you and your emotions, but for now every time you tell him a fact about yourself he'll write it in his phone so he doesn't forget. 🥺

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Mista will be so cheesy about telling you how much you mean to him. -"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...."- <-- If he pulls anything like this he usually givers you permission to slap him. You're one of the only partners that's stuck around with him for this long, and he's not planning on letting you go any time soon.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Mista insists that he should help around the house at times, and this means that he's going to help with the chores in any way that he can. You end up assigning him grocery shopping (a big mistake). He is so unorganized and claims that he doesn’t need a list to go off of, and this usually results in him buying whatever he wants. Watch him get all the way home and still manage to forget the milk and bread. Good thing he bought the family pack of ice cream sandwiches though.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

If you look up affectionate in the dictionary, there's a very good chance that you'll see Mista's name. He loves to cuddle with you and especially loves to nap with you because of the intimacy. Mista can nap anywhere, anytime, but he prefers falling asleep with you in his arms!

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Mista will be soooo needy when you are away, and so will the Pistols. When you have the free time between class or meetings he'll call you begging for you to come home with his six children screaming in the background. Eventually, it'll get to be too much and you have no choice but to come home, much to his delight. He'll never let you go.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Mista will definitely buy you presents if he has the money at hand. Expect lavish gifts like jewelry and clothes from him, whether it's a special occasion or not. If he could, he'd give you the world, but at times you have to remind him that you have more than enough and you don't need to be impressed by physical possessions.

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Ayooo thanks for the tag Deia!! :) 💚 @novampirebrainrot

A-Age: i do be in my 20s

B-Birthplace: Austin, Texas

C-Current Time: 23:44/11:48pm (fuck I have Orgo at 7:30 tomorrow oops)

D-Last Drink You Had: Seltzer

E-Easiest Person To Talk To: I have a lot of good friends but the easiest to talk to would be Domino (talking in nicknames here) but I’d say all of my close good friends I’m comfortable talking with

F-Favourite Song: back and forth between Mr. Brightside by the Killers, Technicolor Beat by Oh Wonder, Sweaty by Crosa Rosa, and Front Street by Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Killer Tune and—yeah I like a lot of songs oops and it varies from time to time

G-Grossest Memory: (CW: sexual assault/harassment) at the moment either my many nonconsensual sexual moments with guys or my few consensual sexual/romantic moments with guys—I gag at both (for context I just recently realized I’m a lesbian) idk if it counts as this kind of gross but it crosses my mind a lot and I feel gross!!!

H-Horror Yes Or Horror No: OH HORROR YES IM AN ABSOLUTE SLASHER SLUT

I-In Love: platonically, with my close irl friends and my Internet friends (you know who you are) and my many fictional character crushes (currently Lady Dimitrescu like—)

J-Jealous: Yeah I’m with Deia on this one, if I feel jealous I feel sad but Hmm I think my jealousy issues are a lot less than what they used to be. Even so it wasn’t that bad

K-Keepsake: oh of course, I keep old drawings, photos, pretty much everything that I’m sentimental with. And that’s a lot of things.

L-Love At First Sight: I wouldn’t say love but I get flustered very easily @ women in public akdksjcj women are beautiful but I wouldn’t say love at first sight

Except maybe that wicked pretty ginger girl painting in one of the grassy areas on campus with the rly pretty makeup, if I met her again I’d try to ask her on a date ajdjajdj

M-Middle Name: I don’t feel comfortable sharing this publicly

N- Number Of Siblings: 1

O-One Wish: to uh help humans to not destroy the planet

P-Pop or? I like alt pop more, and Japanese City Pop even more. J-pop (different from City Pop) is also good too

Q-Question You Are Always Asked: “why are you like this?” AKDJAJ it’s a running joking question in a couple of my irl friend groups

R-Reasons To Smile: My friends, esp my friend group that’s my true family <3 (and experiencing and learning new things!)

S-Song You Sang Last: (DEIA I LOVE THAT SONG YOU PUT ITS A BOP) and 裏切り者のレクイエム CUZ ITS A FUCKING BOP BUT SO IS GREAT DAYS

T-Time You Woke Up: 7:30am for my goddamb orgo II class

U-Underwear Colour: red lace with a mini bow (ik it didn’t specify the other descriptors but I’m feelin spicy ok and I love lace)

V-Vacation Destination: legit everywhere but right now it’s probably Japan, back to Old Quebec, and yeah just everywhere

W-Worst Habit: I tend to overwork myself a lot but what’s even worse is my stubbornness and the ability to not shut the fuck up sometimes oops

X-X Rays: yeah checkup X-rays but some other stuff for some health complications I’ve had, including an ultrasound for that same health complication

Y-Your Favourite Food: TOMATOES (and udon)

Z-Zodiac Sign: I assume sun sign but I’m an Aquarius

But Ah whatever I’ll give more than that:

Rising: Cancer

Sun: Aquarius

Moon: Aquarius

Mercury: Sagittarius

Venus: Aires

Mars: Aquarius

Lilith: Aquarius (I have too much Aquarius in me help)

ÅÄÖ - The last line of text you wrote in your mother’s tongue? - “bitch ass”

👉(taking this bit from Deia) For the people I’m tagging now, remember to only do this if you want to and feel comfortable doing so :,)

Also don’t forget to tag me I’ll love to read your answers for those questions

@vampiretsuki @vampire-therapy @zaraenia @jardinsdeminuit @minimandies @nam00n

Thanks again for the tag Deia!! Love ya