#Kakuzu (Naruto)

[usuratongaychi]

KakuHida + NSFW below

literally my favorite akatsuki ship omfg

bonus:

mm they would hate-fuck so much

[mochimattie]

Doodles ☠️🔪🩸🖤

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

Doujinshi cover - Manga&Novel - Anthology - NARUTO / Kakuzu x Hidan (隣 再販) / きんたる屋

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[jellyfishoof]

Random Headcanons of Akatsuki on whether I think they're a drinker or a smoker

𝔓𝔞𝔦𝔫 ~ smoker (mainly)

I would assume that he would be the type to smoke. Now as to what exactly, I see him as the type to hit a bong, maybe even a hookah….maybe tho. I could also see him as someone who drinks, but would only drink a bottle and nothing more than that.

𝔎𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔫 ~ drinker

I see her as the type to mainly intake alcohol. Soft drinks, cocktails, and wine are all alcohol beverages that she would drink. If she wants to be a bit more moderate with her intake of alcohol, she’ll drink a mojito or piña colada. However, when she wants to wash down her stress she’ll gulp down a bottle of Château Lafite Rothschil.

𝔒𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔬 ~ heavy drinker

Alright, I'm sure we all know why :(

Its mainly because of Rin. He fr can't get over her loss. I meannn its the whole reason why some some unfortunate events take place. So to no ones surprise, he would drink to the point of blacking out. Any type of drink will do. Anything that will get him drunk enough to forget a bit about the pain of losing her.

ℑ𝔱𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦 ~ drinker

I see him as the type to drink sake. And only drinking the finest sake at that. Trying to keep things traditional and shit like that. I guess its the Uchiha in him wanting to maintain tradition by indulging in his culture.

𝔎𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔪𝔢 ~ drinker (sometimes)

He drinks sometimes not often. I feel like he complains about how the alcohol dries up his mouth a lot, so he won't drink as often. He’ll probably only drink when offered. Otherwise, he would prefer water over anything.

𝔎𝔞𝔨𝔲𝔷𝔲 - a little bit of both

Dealing with Hidan all the time, I can see him smoking a blunt and trying to get high enough that he can drown out Hidan’s constant bickering. Same with drinking, he would drink a lot but not to the point of passing out drunk. He still gotta focus on chasing that bag, but wants to do it without dealing with Hidan’s moaning and bitching.

ℌ𝔦𝔡𝔞𝔫 ~ definitely both

Hardcore drinker and smoker. Will for sure drink vodka on a mundane Wednesday afternoon. Does not care when, what or where; he just needs something to stimulate him. And when drinking or smoking isn't enough he’ll resort to cocaine and other measures to be at that right state of mind.

𝔇𝔢𝔦𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔞 ~ both

Being young and all I see him trying to experiment with drugs, though not as hardcore like Hidan. He would stick with smoking and drinking, but would most likely be excessive with it. He for sure would be a pothead and will have a smoking sesh with Pain. I see him as the type to also make his own drinks by mixing random shit.

𝔖𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔦 ~ neither

He's basically a puppet. And I think its been said that he doesn't eat or drink either for that same reason. Though, if he wasn't a puppet, I would say that he'd be a casual drinker like Konan, possibly even like Kisame in that he'd only drink when offered.

[bennyb0i0]

Kakuzu NSFW stuff!!

-He’s an old creep. Doesn’t act like it, but he is.

-If you’re away for whatever reason, sometimes (pretty rarely) he will steal your panties. Debating on how bad it is, he’ll jerk off with your panties wrapped around his dick. But mostly, he’ll just sniff em.

-yet, he acts like you’re the one who's begging for him. Saying things like “really can’t go a few days without my cock? Pathetic..”

-He loves cock worship. He’ll sit you down and make you tell him how much you want it, even though a “pathetic whore doesn’t deserve it”

-he’s rough and big, but can be gentle when you really need it. Just loves that he can overpower you.

-he’s experienced enough, and is good at aftercare. After all, he really does love you.(just not as much as money.)

-he’s probably made you pay to have sex with him at least 5 times tbh

[kaqzu]

Happy birthday, Kakuzu!

[jaguarys]

The inherent eroticism of giving someone else your heart

[uchihanitro]

Kakuzu [Naruto Shippuden]

[yourfavesaysfag]

Kakuzu from Naruto says Fag.

[emtherat]

O vídeo do Saiko e do Ycro jogando sinuca me inspirou a fazer isso, acho que nunca vou desenhar algo melhor

[succikko-draws]

A little gift I made for someone in a server I'm in and forgot to post :') featuring @fireflylitsky 's lucky

[Image ID: A digital drawing of Kakuzu carrying Hidan and his decapitated head over a blank background. He's walking toward the left of the screen, seemingly pissed and tired, while Hidan's head, held by his hair, looks the other way. Perched on Hidan's butt is lucky, a silly looking heart mask creature of Kakuzu, who is holding Hidan's scythe in his mouth. Blood is leaking of Hidan's neck and leaving a trail of blood droplets behind them. Hidan is insulting someone off frame "-Ha- Kof- Loser!" Kakuzu answers him "Shut up Hidan, or I will make you." /.End ID]

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Deidara: *watching Kakuzu from the window, who is shaking the front door handle furiously, shouting and cursing and losing his shit* ... Why's Kakuzu locked out, hmm?

Hidan: *also watching* ... I've been playing Stardew Valley recently, and I read that if you leave animals out overnight, there's a chance they'll get attacked and die. So... worth a shot

Deidara: ... Kakuzu's not an animal Hidan

Hidan: Well he certainly ain't fuckin human

Kakuzu: OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR HIDAN

Hidan: And he uses such foul language too! We better leave the door closed.

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

[your-fav-in-an-elevator]

Kakuzu sees you running towards the elevator but doesn't hold the door open

[bennyb0i0]

More.

It was too much.

the rough slapping, biting, squeezing, grabbing, groping.. it was too much.

You couldn’t think. You couldn’t move either, held down by his threads that were squeezing the life out of you.

But for him it wasn’t enough.

he was a greedy man. he wanted more.

The way your sloppy cunt squeezed him wasn’t enough. Your desperate whines, cries, and whimpers weren’t enough.

he gripped your hair, knowing you were close to another orgasm.

“squeeze.”

Still not enough.

[kaqzu]

Even Hell runs on money. I'd be just fine.