#Kankunaru

[tobiramamonmari29]

outside perspective:

Naruto uzumaki was in his office with his adviser shikamaru nara. He was on call With the other kage talking about the disasters the war had caused. But the uzumaki and Gaara's older brother who was kankuro talked with him on his phone at the same time.

chojuro: I think it will be difficult to send experienced ninja for now.

Kurotsuchi: We have yet to find the missing ninja.

During this so much uzumaki was writing kankuro. he knew started talking together for a few months now without anyone knowing.

Gaara: what do you think Naruto?

Naruto: You are absolutely right.

Gaara: Alright, we can move on to the next topic.

Message Kuronaru:

kankuro: shit you're so hot in your hokage outfit.

Naruto: you are so hot with or without makeup.

Kankuro: shit, naruto smash me against your desk.

Naruto: oh shit, I imagine your head with your makeup scattered all over your face and body. you look like a good whore.

Kankuro: I'd lick your seal off my tongue really bad imagine that. My tongue against your belly, your abs and your navel.

Naruto: Unmentionable fantasy, I would like to suck your toes, lick your feet then caress my hands all along your leg.

kankuro (voice message): damn, so hot. I want you to take me from the front and from behind when you're doing your damn multi-cloning.

kankuro (voice message): I could drag my chakra threads anywhere on you but what I would prefer above all is to tie you up and then strangle you. And fuck you on your damn hokage chair in front of your window for more danger.

Naruto: hshsnsdhzk

naruto is writing.....

Naruto fell from his chair after a throat clearing and shikamaru's hand on his shoulder.

Gaara: ... Shit, I never wanted to hear that.

Chojuro: I... Um... Am... Han... That's embarrassing!

Kurotsuchi:... I disapprove of your reactions, we don't know anymore because of you.

Message from kankuro:

Kankuro (voice message): Naruto? You jerk off, is that why you don't answer anymore?

Omoi: oh my god!

Shikamaru: I will never judge you Naruto.

Naruto: I...I'm going to leave...

hAAAAAAAAAAAN this is fucking embarrassing.

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Outside view:

Kankuro was completely naked, on the chair in the hokage's office. Naruto was the hokage currently is also naked but still dressed in his jacket. the blond delicately took his lover's leg massaging it, licking the inside of his thighs leaving a pretty purple trace. Kankuro moaned as Naruto licked his leg, small red marks were visible which made Naruto laugh who knew it was going to stay for weeks. he still massaged kankuro's foot descending lower and lower. He pulled his foot up to his mouth and began sucking toe by toe. He licked the palm of his foot then back to his toes, Kankuro was moaning it was new to him.

when kankuro, thought it was getting too much Naruto started stroking his foot against his hard member he was so wrong. Hands caressed his chest, there was a clone with them who gently nibbled his ear, teasing it. the clone lifted him up, sat down in his place on the chair, he spread kankuro's little ass and made him sit on top of him. Kankuro moved a little on the hard member that was now in his intimacy. While the other had not remained idle, starting to suck him off. kankuro was super happy right now, he started jumping as best he can on the clone. While the real one, suck it faster and faster. It was not their first rounds the clone comes faster than expected before disappearing.

Naruto looked frustrated, but Kankuro could fix that. He reversed roles, he tied Naruto's hands each to an armrest of the chair. He smiled when the blonde got harder loving being tied up himself was not indifferent to that. he turned the chair to the window then he put it under the blonde. As he had done with the clone, he spread his ass, gently sliding over the uzumaki's member. naruto, started moaning when kankuro rode up and down his cock was already wet with pre-cum close to coming any moment.

Kankuro and Naruto were moaning like two guys in need of sex. Kankuro's hands clawed at the uzumaki's shoulders as he went faster and faster. kankuro moaned again coming against his and naruto's chest. The probably dirty hokage jacket, slipped from the blonde's shoulders. Kankuro gave more blows until Naruto came into his intimacy filling him with warmth and well being.

End.

[kankuroplease]

He's such an underrated character and SO fun to do alt designs of!! What are your fave ships for Kankuro? I've always been partial to KankuSaku, had this headcanon for forever that he developed a crush on her after she saved him from Sasori's poison. Like, he was in and out of consciousness when she was extracting the poison from his blood and organs and he kept seeing her face above him....... like some sort of determined pink angel lolllll

I’m a hardcore KankuKiba shipper because the chaos of those two together is just so appealing to me. However, Kanks is also one of those characters I ship around a lot as he just works with so many characters, I’m open to most ships with him. However some of my faves are;

KankuSaku - it’s cute and easy to build off of~

KankuNaru - dating your brother’s first friend risky business and the pranks would be epic

KankuIno - he’s a bit of a prankster and honestly him draping himself over a counter with a rose in his mouth would be something that would happen

KankuOmoi - Omoi’s worries would make a whole lot of sense with Kanks as a boyfriend

KankuTen - someone said this and I was like “why the heck didn’t I think of that”. Not only are they vibing on similar (but not too similar) wavelengths, but between his puppets and her weapons; they could make some sick mods to the preexisting ones or a whole new army

KankuHina - it’s cute, also gets Hinata to stretch her wings and chose a different path while bonding over strict dad’s/not living up to their younger siblings. Also feels like it could go super angsty

KankuShika - hear me out, there’s a lot of tropes here and Shikamaru would be able to pull one of my favorite lines “only I can call him an idiot” 👩‍🍳💋

KankuHanabi - if they made it canon, I’d believe it wholeheartedly. Like I can see them drinking together when him and gaara are visiting Konoha and it just hitting him like a sack of bricks that this wild Hyuga might be the one

KankuSui - honestly, they would try to kill each other with any slight disagreement, but really what’s water bf gonna do to him in Suna? March along the hot desert with Kankuro tracking him with a spair water bottle. That’s what

[woman-child91]

Neji: Jealousy?

Sasuke: You called?

Naruto: Sasuke!!! *hugs Sasuke*

Sasuke: You seem to have gotten quite chummy with Kankuro and that blonde guy in your last movie.

Naruto: Oh? You mean, Temujin?

[welplookslikethisblogisdeadtoo]

ok how about, sakura, kankuro and/or ino??

Sakura:My NOTP for them - SasuSaku jfcMy BROTP for them - NaruSaku!My OTP for them - SakuTemaMy second choice pairing for them - SakuInoMy fluffy pairing for them - SakuHinaMy angsty pairing for them - SakuIno (I guess???)My favorite poly ship for them - SakuTemaTen and SakuInoHinaMy weirdest pairing for them - SakuGaa but like, only as bros. Good Gay Friends.

Kankuro: My NOTP for them - KankuNaruMy BROTP for them - KankuNaru bc Nart is like Kankurō’s Honorary BroMy OTP for them - KankuKiba AlwaysMy second choice pairing for them - Kankurō x FoodMy fluffy pairing for them - KankuKibaMy angsty pairing for them - KankuKibaMy favorite poly ship for them - KankuKiba x Bro MemesMy weirdest pairing for them - I feel like KankuCho would work bc they’re both Tauruses and they’d bond over Food and Stubbornness

Ino:My NOTP for them - SasuIno (plz n o) and InoSai (bc I know nothing abt them and I don’t understand why they’re shipped At All)My BROTP for them - InoShikaChoMy OTP for them - InoShikaChoMy second choice pairing for them - SakuInoMy fluffy pairing for them - InoShikaChoMy angsty pairing for them - SakuIno (???)My favorite poly ship for them - SakuInoHina and InoShinoChoMy weirdest pairing for them - I can see InoKarui or InoTema working in a Badass GFs kinda way?

[woman-child91]

Naruto the Movie: Legend of the Stone of Gelel

From Temujin (a good looking enemy) asking Naruto to join him.

To Naruto wrapping his legs around Kankuro like this!!!

I would really, really, really advice Sasuke not to watch this movie. Because, I don’t even want to imagine how he’d react if he were to watch it. We all know about his jealousy and possessive issues when it comes to Naruto.

[woman-child91]

Still getting more ideas for my "What if Menma formed a terrorist team with (Road To Ninja) Sand Siblings?"

Part 2

Temari: Here.

Menma: Huh? What’s this?

Temari: A love letter.

Menma: Oh. From you?

Kankuro: Hahahaha! And I thought you had no sense of humor. Hahaha!

Gaara: You laugh too much, Kankuro. Shut up before, I kill you!

Temari: It’s an official letter from The Akatsuki. They urgently request a meeting.

Menma: Is this really such a big deal?

Kankuro: A big deal? It’s the freaking Akatsuki!

Temari: If they accept us. It’ll mean funding and support. It could solve our financial crisis.

Menma: Crisis? There shouldn’t be any problem if you’re following the budget I laid out.

Temari: Well, uh…

Kankuro: Hey! It’s not my fault! We’re turning into a big organization now. That means new expenses, right?

Gaara: Like fancy dinners with girls so you can show off?

Kankuro: I…

Gaara: I know where you’ve been taking them. Nymphomaniac freak.

Kankuro: You know about it?

Menma: We’ll put Temari in charge of the treasury for now.

Kankuro: Hold it right there! I’m the one that’s in charge of the cash. That’s my job!

Menma: If you want me to trust you? Then, show me some results.

Kankuro: Did you actually just say trust a guy who hides his face from his own partners?

Gaara: …

Temari: …

Kankuro: How about it, Nogitsune? Huh?!

Temari: Hold on, Kankuro. That’s, umm…

Gaara: Shut up, Kankuro! Nogitsune’s not the problem here. Who cares who he is? He had the skill to outwit the Raikage and his ANBU Black Ops, didn’t he? That’s why he’s the leader of The Shadow Demons! Do you really need to know more?

Kankuro: Psh.