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Season 9 Trailer Reaction!

All of a sudden Bravo dropped a trailer for Vanderpump Rules’ season 9!

I honestly thought that they were done after their terrible season, followed by the major firing of the cast and then the setback with the pandemic.

Stassi Schroeder is gone, Kristen Doute is gone, Jax Taylor is finally gone and so is his wife Brittany Cartwright.

So are the failures from last season; Dayna Kathan, Danica Dow, Max Boyens and Brett Caprioni.

And then it is the baby boom. I couldn’t really envision Vanderpump Rules with diapers.

But this major hiatus has given Bravo a chance to revamp the show, and it better be worth it!

However, the trailer doesn’t start the best way for me, as Lala Kent talks about how motherhood has changed her.

Snore.

But what I do know about this group is that Lala is feuding with Scheana Marie.

Scheana will become engaged with her boyfriend Brock Davis this season, who appears to clash with James Kennedy.

James will also propose to his girlfriend, Raquel Leviss.

I’ve had a feeling that I’m going to gravitate towards Raquel and Ariana Madix this season actually. 

Partly because Lala has become very unlikable.

And Katie Maloney-Schwartz is back to her old angry self.

And that leaves the TomToms. Tom Sandoval has been the heart of this show for a lot of years now.

It’s only logical to center the show around him and his sidekick Tom Schwartz.

But Sandoval will get into a fight with Katie because of a business deal this season.

It appears that Lala is on Katie’s side. 

She said that she didn’t understand what Schwartz was saying as Sandoval’s dick was in his mouth.

That was funny actually.

But at the end of the day, am I excited about the show though?

I mean, there has been so many poor seasons that was filmed during the pandemic.

And there’s something off with the lighting in the trailer as well. I can’t even find any decent pictures from the trailer to use!

So, sadly I don’t have a good feeling about this.

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Ok honestly my fave from vanderpump rules is Kristen. Like she's crazy but I'm at season 7 and she's definitely changed.

It annoys me how LVP has forgiven everyone for their shit but not Kristen, it's clear that she just doesn't like her. Her friends are always giving her shit as well like Katie and Stassi an they're not exactly perfect either.

Btw all I seem to be doing this lockdown is watching trash, pray 4 me.

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*18 SECONDS EARLIER*

Being a Vanderpump Rules editor is my dream job

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People, June 29

Cover: Tyler Perry -- We Must Never Give Up 

Page 1: Chatter -- Alicia Keys on the decade being the worst time ever for her, Lizzo responding to fat-shamers, Dax Shepard on isolating with wife Kristen Bell, Victoria Beckham on her quarantine style, Pete Davidson on Marisa Tomei playing his mother in his new movie, Jennifer Garner on her pet chickens keeping her family stocked 

Page 2: 5 Things We’re Talking About This Week -- did SpongeBob come out?, Lori Loughlin won’t appear on Housewives, Disney parks plan to reopen, Dave Chappelle releases a surprise set, Tan France becomes an American 

Page 4: Contents

Page 5: Editor’s Letter 

Page 6: Stars in the Sun -- Rob Lowe boogie boarding in Santa Barbara (full page)

Page 7: Josh Duhamel in Malibu, Alessandra Ambrosio in Malibu, DJ Khaled and his two sons Asahd and Aalam in the pool, Heather Graham in Malibu, Derek Hough went out for a jog 

Page 8: Queen Elizabeth celebrated her 94th birthday with the annual Trooping the Colour ceremony, Brandon Anthony and Tiffany Haddish and Megan Thee Stallion and Common teamed up at a Black Lives Matter protest, Shaun White debuted bleach blonde hair 

Page 9: Chris Hemsworth out for lunch in Byron Bay, Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber wore face masks during a bike ride, Dwayne Johnson hits the gym 

Page 10: Fun With Furry Friends -- Emilia Clarke walks her dog Ted in a London park, Jennifer Lopez and daughter Emme and fiance Alex Rodriguez surprised son Max with a puppy, Simone Biles’ workout was interrupted by her two dogs Lilo and Rambo, David Beckham with his family dogs Olive and Fig and Sage, Shia LaBeouf carries his pup, Please Adopt, Don’t Shop 

Page 13: Famous Families -- Arnold Schwarzenegger and son Joseph Baena on a bike ride, Tia Mowry with daughter Cairo and son Cree, Chrissy Teigen had a family tea party with husband John Legend and kids Luna and Miles, David Burtka and husband Neil Patrick Harris and their twins Harper and Gideon, Paris and Nicky Hilton in the Hamptons 

Page 15: The Scoop -- The Bachelor franchise -- demands for diversity onscreen 

Page 16: Meet the new Bachelor Matt James, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt celebrate 1 year wedding anniversary 

Page 19: Heart Monitor -- Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson back on?, Winnie Harlow and Kyle Kuzma new couple, Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello happy anniversary 

Page 20: Inside the Vanderpump Rules cast shake-up -- Stassi Schroeder and Kristen Doute fired for racist behavior, This Week in People History -- 1997 -- Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow broke up 

Page 21: Open House -- Kyle Richards’ Bel Air mansion on sale for $5.95 million, why prosecutors want to talk to Prince Andrew 

Page 22: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom count down to baby 

Page 24: Passages 

Page 27: Stories to Make You Smile -- a dad uses his toddler’s play restaurant to shine a loving light on black-owned businesses, Mayor Murfee a dog raises money and spreads cheer 

Page 29: People Picks -- Love, Victor, One to Watch -- Michael Cimino 

Page 30: Miss Juneteenth

Page 31: Artemis Fowl, The John Legend Concert: A Live Virtual Concert, Into the Dark: Good Boy 

Page 33: Books 

Page 36: Cover Story -- Tyler Perry on seeing hope -- amid a time of tumult Tyler shares his pain, his thoughts for his son and his dream for the nation’s future 

Page 40: 100 Reasons to Love America 

Page 42: American Optimism -- we have an opportunity to do better and be better by Gayle King 

Page 47: The Pace of Medicine -- the coronavirus pandemic has sparked innovations in medicine and vaccine development by Dr. Sanjay Gupta 

Page 55: The American Dream Job -- despite the current turmoil in our nation the space program reminds us what’s possible by Jessica Meir 

Page 66: George Floyd Laid to Rest -- feeling pain, finding purpose -- an emotional Houston funeral unites mourners pleading for change even as yet another black man is killed in Atlanta 

Page 74: Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock -- inside their shocking split -- after nearly seven years and two kids Kelly files for divorce from the man she has long called the one 

Page 78: Shattered Hopes, a Shocking Arrest -- deadly secrets -- after months of searching authorities finally find Lori Vallow’s missing children Joshua and Tyree buried in her husband Chad Daybell’s yard 

Page 82: Kevin Costner -- I Don’t Take Anything for Granted -- he opens up about his love for family, his path in Hollywood and his hopes for the future 

Page 86: Scott Turner Schofield -- Boldly Living His Truth -- the first transgender man nominated for a daytime Emmy opens up about his journey 

Page 88: Sixteen years ago when Terri Herrington’s husband died suddenly she donated one of his kidneys to Jeff Granger and when that kidney began failing last year she gave him one of her own and saved his life again 

Page 92: My Life as a Dad -- Ron Howard and Bryce Dallas Howard 

Page 94: Kenan Thompson, real-life hero dads 

Page 95: Patton Oswalt 

Page 97: The Royals’ Secret Weapon -- Sophie, Countess of Wessex -- the mom of 2 and confidant to the queen quietly steps up to fill the void left by Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 

Page 100: Gabriel Iglesias from salesman to comedy superstar -- the former quiet kid turned his knack for making people laugh into a booming career but his journey hasn’t always been easy 

Page 104: Country singer Chuck Wicks baby joy after male infertility -- the musician and wife Kasi open up about their struggle to have a child and reveal they’re now expecting 

Page 109: Summer TV Preview -- Matthew Rhys redefining an icon Perry Mason 

Page 110: Merle Dandridge -- a bittersweet farewell from Greenleaf

Page 111: Yvonne Strahovski from Handmaid’s Tale to Stateless

Page 112: Bryan and Sarah Baeumler of Renovation Island

Page 117: Style -- swimsuit season -- Nina Dobrev 

Page 119: Your beauty questions answered 

Page 121: The Crises of 2020 -- High Anxiety: Tips for Coping -- how to manage the challenges testing everyone’s mental health this year 

Page 131: Second Look -- Rob Gronkowski of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and James Corden take center court in L.A. Lakers gear for Game On! 

Page 132: One Last Thing -- John Lithgow

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when you chop an onion without crying

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Incorrect Hamilton Quotes: Vanderpump Rules Edition

Alexander Hamilton

Eliza Hamilton 

Aaron Burr 

Angelica Schuyler 

George Washington 

Marquis de Lafayette 

Hercules Mulligan 

John Laurens

King George III

Thomas Jefferson 

James Madison

Phillip Hamilton

Maria Reynolds 

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The Tale of the Crooked Nose

The way James Kennedy speaks to and about Raquel Leviss is so disrespectful. 

That redeeming glory from the engagement did not last long.

For all the shit and chaos James has caused over the years, Raquel has the patience and understanding of a saint.

And he apparently isn’t capable of reciprocate that. 

Instead of supporting her, he wants her to lie about bumping her nose and he tells her that she’s stupid.

And poor Raquel! She has got her hands full with James and his anger issues and reluctancy with going to AA.

It looks like he smoke a lot of weed. 

That may not be the best solution for his sobriety. It’s not even a solution. It’s avoidance and denial.

Their relationship is far from perfect, and he keep using Raquel to fix his own problems.

It’s understandable that Lisa Vanderpump reacted the way she did when Raquel got nervous about telling how James bumped her nose.

She asked if Raquel really told the truth or if James had hit her.

But Raquel was probably just nervous because she hadn’t been completely honest with Lisa and she was afraid that Lisa would be upset with her.

I get that. I’m like that myself. I start to cry over nothing.

But he was so reluctant for Raquel to see a specialist and tell him her story. 

He wanted her to keep the nose bump a secret, which only make it look so much worse.

However, I can’t remember that we’ve seen James been violent in any way.

Yes, he spit on Kristen Doute’s door when she kicked him out… and he is unbelievably rude to others.

But I don’t know if he has raised a hand on anyone. 

That is my only defense of James, because he was being such an asshole about this.

The whole process was so stressful for him. He acted like he’s the victim in all of this.

He make it seem like he’s only with her for her looks…

Ariana Madix stood up for Raquel a little bit and told him to never say those things again.

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ALL my reactions when Raquel speaks

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