#LCwrites

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: Of Size and other Matters

When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand. Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.

Length: 28,204 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: At Home, After Dark, Human AU, Comedy

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by LCwrites

*Minor Spoilers* This is an excellent wrong number to fake relationship story. The mash up of these tropes is so fun. Aziraphale has just gotten a new phone you see, so of course the suggestive message he meant for his friend Tracy is instead sent to a complete stranger. Whoops!

This author has an excellent voice for Aziraphale. Very witty and in character, with a flirtation in him that comes through now and again. There is a secret he whispers into Crowley's ear that had me on the floor. It's not even fully told to us (it’s mostly an "off camera" scene) and yet the tension got to me so much I had to look away for a second! Crowley is very suave here, he knows how to read people and his interactions with Gabriel are a real highlight. He clearly knows which of Gabriel's buttons to press! Those aren't the only buttons he presses though, as fate would have it, Crowley can provide exactly the thing that Aziraphale desires. The sex in this written as skippable, but I think it is the main course of this story. Their push and pull is very thrilling. This author has an excellent grip on their compatibly and passion for each other.

Read it here, fic by LCwrites

[lethalcccc]

10 P.M.

Two Hours until Automated Take-Off.

He stared at Soul’s dead body from the hall, his hands shaking at his side, his eyes unable to look away from his teammate's bloodied, unmoving corpse. He took a deep breath in, trying not to cry as he approached the lifeless red and black suit, pocketing the brush he had picked up in a different room, the only thing he’d found so far. And he didn’t notice anything next to Soul’s body, either from one or two things. A hoarding bug, or he had just simply not found anything, although that’s not what Heart was worried about now. 

He gently lifted the lifeless body, looking around. Nothing seemed to pop out at him that could’ve been the perpetrator, the cause of his teammates death. He couldn’t tell if that was a good or bad thing. He let out a shaky breath, trying to make his way to the fire exit he knew was somewhere around. He had passed it earlier, he knew that. But he couldn’t remember exactly where.

Mind had only opted to stay in the ship as it was the last day on a bigger quota, and if all three of them died, they would lose all of the loot in the ship, and Soul didn’t want to take the role of staying in the ship this time. He was typically placed there in a type of “time out” in the ship, as outside he’d normally throw himself at danger and try his best to die. Although nothing really stopped him, because the man has a concerningly strong will to die. A determination, if you will. A beep came from the item lodged at his hip. Mind’s voice came through, crackled and slightly annoyed. 

[Soul? Did Heart die again?]

Heart propped the body in his hands up against his knee, grabbing the walkie talkie.

(Nope... it’s me.) He noticed how his breath shook. He had to pause to breathe and try not to cry on radio- that would be embarrassing. (I, uh...Soul’s dead, yeah.) 

[Oh. I’m surprised it’s not you.] Then, quietly added- [...this is why both of you shouldn’t go inside. Soul should’ve stayed at the ship again.]

Heart gulped slightly. The silence after the message seemed so loud, seemed to make his head hurt. He continued walking, his boots making the floor underneath him shake and thump against the metal grate flooring. He cursed quietly under his breath, walking into a room he definitely didn’t remember- he was lost. He continued walking around, stumbling and trying to find his way while carrying a dead body. He knew he had to rush, but he couldn’t exactly run with this dead weight in his hands. It was a miracle he could even carry it- Heart was not known for his strength.

[Are you lost?]

He cringed slightly. He would not need Mind’s help, he told himself. He did not need help. He could find his way by himself, because it had to be somewhere. The building couldn’t be infinite, right? It had to loop back somewhere. Somewhere, hopefully, near. He ignored the question, trying to avoid the vulnerability of asking for help in general- especially from Mind, who seemed to figure out that he needed help pretty quickly, and started to give him directions that ended up frustrating him even more. He didn’t need it, he was fine.

[It’s just up ahead. Keep going straight. Wait-]

Heart practically had a heart attack- pun intended -when he noticed a pink and purple box with human-like fleshy feet and one arm approaching him. It stood there, blocking his way, right in the doorway that he needed to go through. He stumbled backwards slightly, watching the jester stand still, as if deciding what to do. He put Soul down, yanking the walkie talkie out of its slot on his belt, his grip on the item almost causing it to be thrown against the wall.

(Shit, Mind- it’s a jester. I-I...I can’t get through.)

A quiet curse came through. 

[Okay. Alright.] He paused. [Breathe. Let’s just go around. Leave Soul's body there- it’ll be fine, he’s just dead weight.]

Heart let out a nervous chuckle, the joke making him feel slightly better. He turned around into the darkness, glancing back at the jester every few seconds although he knew that it was passive...for now. He listened intently to Mind's directions, only really complying this time because he did not wanna die, although he didn’t have hope. Left, left, right, there’s a red dot behind him, keep going, left, right. He froze in place when he heard distant, quiet music, finding it harder to breathe as the almost soothing nursery melody entered his ears, processing what was happening. What was about to happen.

[Heart?]

(Mind, it’s fucking cranking- where’s the fucking exit, please, now-)

Mind gulped, his fingers tapping away at the keys on the terminal. 

(Mind? M-Mind?)

He cleared his throat, talking into the walkie.

[Listen to me and listen carefully. You need to backtrack- the jester moved away from in front of the door. I don’t have sight on it now, but it’s no longer in the way. 180, then it’s left, right, left, right and right. I need to go silent because there are dogs nearby.] He frantically whispered into the walkie, his leaden eyes tracking the red dots doing circles around the ship on the monitor in front of him. [Do you need me to repeat?]

(Left, right, left, right and-)

[And right.] He nodded, the act purely for reassuring himself. [Good luck.]

(Thanks..?)

[You will need it.]

He turned the walkie off, the beep echoing through his ears. He climbed under the desk, squating and watching the door directly opposite of him. It was late, and all he could see was shadows walking, and he could hear the eyeless dogs growling and snarling. He could also smell their putrid, disgusting smell, and he covered his nose. He slowed his breathing as he heard something approaching, trying to minimize how much noise he was making while he waited for Heart to return, although he didn’t have his hopes up about that either.

[curiouspupsicle]

Good Omens Fan Fiction Friday (4/18/25) - Texting

For someone who barely texts, it's amazing how much I love a good text thread in a Good Omens fan fic. There are tons of great text threads out there. But today, I'm highlighting fics in which texting is primary.

Since you probably assume these will all be human AUs, I thought I'd start with our angel and demon texting each other in Lockdown Texts (G) by the smashing @klikandtuna. Isolated by the Covid lockdown, Crowley has a cell phone delivered to Aziraphale and teaches him how to text. I was LMAO at all the things Aziraphale thought LMAO could mean.

The first text fics I ever read were the Wrong Number AU series by GaryOldman. They begin with Texts from an Unknown Number (T) in which Aziraphale tries to text his brother Gabriel at a loud halloween party and ends up reaching Crowley instead. After this meet-cute, we follow them through the first year of their relationship in Sorry, Right Number (T). And finally, we read their text thread all the way to their wedding in He's My Wrong Number (T).

It's a short series of the fluffiest fluffiness.

In Of Size and Other Matters (E) by LCWrites, Aziraphale's friend Tracy is trying to fix him up with a date for a family function. When he accidentally texts a reply to one of her spicy comments, he reaches Crowley instead. Yes, the title is relevant to the content if you're turned on by something other than silly text threads.

And since I'm already on the topic, I might as well hit Sorry, Right Number (aka The Dick Pic Fic) (E) by @thavron. Be warned this fic is accompanied by NSFW artwork if you read fics on the subway. And yes, it's just what it promises in the title. Crowley accidentally texts a dick pick to Aziraphale who replies. It's silly. The banter is ridiculous.

Finally, let's end on a sweet note. This next fic does not feature tons of text threads, just one very important one. The Angel I Knew (M) by @captainblou is one of those beautiful fics that hits you in all the feels. I loved it so much. Aziraphale gets a text from his former spouse nearing the 20th anniversary of their child's death asking to meet. At their meeting, Aziraphale finds that his spouse has transitioned and is now Anthony. The pair navigate the deep wounds inflicted when their child died. I'm tearing up just thinking about it. But in all the best ways. This is the kind of fic that will stick with you.

I'll be back next Friday with more great Good Omens fan fics on a new theme. In the meantime, check out my other favorite fics on this pinned post of weekly Good Omens fan fiction recommendations. And if my faves appear to be your faves, check out my bookmarks on AO3--all the fics I rate in my top 10% (two of the fics from this week are on this list).

Don't forget--always thank your favorite fic writers. They're a gift to the fandom.

[aziraphales-library]

Hello! Thank you so much for your amazing work :) Do you know any AUs with one of them as a writer or editor or librarian or something that relates to books (but not the typical bookshop)? Thank you!!! :)

Hi! We have #writer aziraphale and #writer crowley tags. Here are more fics in which they work with books...

New in Town by orphan_account (T)

Aziraphale runs a library in a small english town where not much happens. He is, however, quite intrigued by the beautiful person who just came to town. It doesn't help that the stranger likes to frequent his library quite a bit.

Between a Book and a Hard Place by LCwrites (E)

After a very enjoyable one-night stand, A. Z. Fell and A. J. Crowley go separate ways, though memories of each other linger. More than they ought to, considering it was nothing but a casual encounter and they won't meet again. How fortunate for them that their respective work is keeping them busy. Having one of his more salacious novels turned into an audio book should be enough of a distraction for Aziraphale. As should be getting to narrate one of the famous M. Cortese's porn books – pardon: historical erotica – for Crowley.

As Yet Untitled by badwolfgirlicouldkissyou (E)

Aziraphale Fell is a number one best-selling author, despite his lack of self confidence and desire to hide from the public eye. Whilst fighting off his anxiety disorder at the premiere of his first novel's feature film adaptation, he meets an enigmatic, mysterious photographer who seems to only have eyes for him. Can they navigate their newfound bond? Or will past trauma and current obstacles get in their way?

Work of Heart by WickedWriter (T)

Aziraphale loved his volunteer duties at the library, he was able to surround himself with books and find a comfortable routine. He even made friends with the people who worked there, which helped to fight off the loneliness that settled into his life. All due to one change in his usual routine, Aziraphale met Crowley‒ a fellow volunteer‒ who was almost the opposite of him in every way. Crowley was flashy and boisterous, and the children who attended his reading circle absolutely adored him. Although Aziraphale really wished he’d pick something other than horror stories to read to them.

Editor's Note by ghostrat (M)

A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish... Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.

Write A Way by AngieWords (E)

Azira Fell and AJ Crowley are both successful authors in their own right, invited to speak at the same national book festival. Despite a falling out a couple of years ago, they've never actually met in person - so this event is going to be excruciatingly awkward for both of them. Right? As it happens, and unbeknownst to them, it seems they share a love of a certain TV show... and being very active parts of its fandom (yep, it's Fanfic Writer Crowley and Fanfic Reader Aziraphale time!)

- Mod D

[ajconstantine]

A delightful collaboration of Good Omens writers and artists for Sweet Spicy Spring! Each creator contributed a unique piece inspired by the theme, and you can explore them all through the links below. Enjoy the springtime themes of sweet, the spicy, and everything in between!

Running on Empty: Fill Me Up by Afraid_Industry8409 Rating: E Chapters: 7 Summary: Crowley reluctantly agreed to help his colleague Anathema supervise a car wash to raise money to take their students to Pride. He wasn’t happy about it… until a gorgeous angel stepped out of a ridiculous antique Mini.

The Allure of Desire by AJ Constantine Rating: E Chapters: 5 Summary: In the grand halls of 18th century Eastgate Manor, Anthony Crowley serves with impeccable discretion as butler to the Viscount of Eastgate, Lord Aziraphale Fell. But behind closed doors, their relationship is anything but proper. What began as a hesitant, yet passionate affair has deepened over the past year. The recent hush of winter cloaked them like a dream, each stolen hour strengthening a bond neither dare name aloud.

And now with spring’s arrival, the Viscount’s affections grows bolder. Crowley, ever conscious of the gulf between their stations, cannot bring himself to believe such happiness could last. With the promise of love slipping through his fingers, he must confront the truth of his own desires—and decide whether he has the courage to reach for it.

Somewhere In The Woods by animeangelriku Rating: E Words: 9,475 Chapters: 1 Summary: There’s something about this complete stranger that begs Crowley to stay, to listen to him, to give him a chance.

“Who are you?” he asks, his voice barely audible. The smile on the man’s face grows. His eyes crinkle at the corners. His cheekbones round into a curve that Crowley wants, for an outrageous moment, to bite.

“Aziraphale,” the stranger—Aziraphale—answers. “Now, are you coming with me?”

Written for the prompt: I accidentally stumbled into a fae spring gathering while chasing my runaway cat, and you’re the fae who’s annoyed I didn’t dress for the occasion but still insists on dancing with me.

Night Blooms by GaiasEyes Rating: E Chapters: 10 Summary: Early spring has always stirred both romance and nostalgia in Aziraphale Fell. So, when he stumbles upon a once-familiar, now untended garden one crisp March morning, he cannot resist exploring. One flower in particular calls to him—more vibrant, more fragrant than the rest. Drawn to its beauty, Aziraphale plucks the bloom, certain it will make the most exquisite tea. But when he drinks it, the infusion does more than delight his senses—it stirs dreams richer than reality and conjures the presence of a man who haunts them. Written for the prompt: I found a strange flower in your garden that smells incredible and tasted just as good… only now I can’t stop dreaming about you.

Homecoming by Heretic1103 Rating: E Chapters: 15 Summary: After their friendship ended badly nearly fifteen years ago, Crowley and Ezra meet again when Crowley is temporarily forced back to his hometown to recover from an injury on the job. Have they both grown and changed enough to admit their own shortcomings that led to the falling out that ended it in the first place? Can they rekindle the friendship and possibly turn it into something more?

Alpenglow by LCwrites (Janara) Rating: E Chapters: 5 Summary: Freshly out of a relationship and at what feels like a turning point in his life, Aziraphale takes himself to a lonely mountain cottage with the hope of finding peace and quiet. Solitude is just what he needs, or so he thinks. Until circumstances get him acquainted with his temporary neighbour, who appears to have sought out the remote place for reasons of his own.

Figuring It Out by Leviosally and Wings of Opal Rating: E Chapters: 5 Summary: Spring has come to London, and with it, fresh possibilities. Anthony Crowley--determined to finally follow through on old dreams--signs up for a couple of classes as he tries to revisit what he loves best, get out of a rut, and get back into his career as a freelancer. Aziraphale works as a librarian not far from St. Lucius' School of Fine Art, and when his neighbor and friend, Anathema, asks if he would be interested in a little side-gig as one of the life models for her Intermediate Figure Drawing class, he agrees. That's not going to awaken things in anyone, right? Spring semester Art school meet-cute

Syzygy by Mageofthepeople Rating: E Words: 9,807 Chapters: 1 Summary: Dr Anthony Crowley decided that a small village in Oxfordshire would be the best place to make some astronomical observations for the upcoming Vernal Equinox. Az Fell is a bookseller set to start work on continuing his education. After an encounter in Tadfield's only nightclub ends badly, they find themselves in each other's company in a remote field outside the village. Written for the prompt: I’m an astronomer tracking the equinox, and you’re a witch who’s furious I’ve camped out on your ritual site. I don’t care about magic, and you don’t care about science.

The Breaking Of The Ice by MirjamOmens (Mirjam) Rating: M Words: 6,802 Chapters: 1 Summary: The earth thrummed under Aziraphale’s feet. Huge chunks of ice and debris grated against each other as the power of the flood crashed them into the pillars of the bridge and up the riverbanks. The bridge held, as it had for many years, and soon the flood wave passed, leaving a free, roaring river in its wake. Aziraphale looked upstream, where the river curved behind the small batch of forest, and drew a deep breath to calm his heart.

Spring was here, and with spring came high waters, and with high waters came… the log drivers.

A historical log driver human AU. Aziraphale lives in a village by a river. Every spring the log drivers arrive to spice up the life of the sleepy village for a couple of weeks before they continue downstream. One of them has red hair, strong arms and lovely hands. Not that Aziraphale has been watching, of course.

I'm watching you watch me (the way the devil watches angels) by MM2022 Rating: G Words: 5,116 Chapters: 3 Summary: Crowley met his angel the day he Fell. He was not even being his usual dramatic self when saying this, no—a fall on the runway during Paris Fashion Week was indeed a capital-F Fall. Or, at least, it would have been, if it were not for the angel…

It’s Spring/Summer Paris Fashion Week, and guess who’s turning heads on the catwalk? That’s right—Aziraphale and Crowley! Follow our favourite models (and the rest of the Good Omens cast) through three ethereally beautiful and devilishly tempting fashion shows.

Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer, They Were Models!

This Night by ModernDayKlutz Rating: T Words: 13,772 Chapters: 1 Summary: It’d been one year after graduation. Or, at least it was for some people. Anthony thought he'd picked up his pieces and moved on with his life, until one night he's dragged to a party full of people from his old university that he thought he'd never see again. Suddenly, a party game of silly confessions — a bowl full of secrets and harmless fun — could be Anthony's last shot or absolute ruin. That is, on a night like this, if it's a risk he's willing to take.

Unexpected Deliveries by night_gazer Rating: M Words: 18,560 Chapters: 2 Summary: Crowley has finally created his own personal Eden - opening a new flower shop in Soho with Nina. However, his newfound status as 'cool entrepaneur with his shit together' falls apart fast when food deliveries by an unexpectedly compelling angel create a series of encounters worthy of a rom-com. Who is this strong and sweet food angel and how will Crowley find him when he stops delivering? Flower shop owner Crowley falls apart for food deliveryman Aziraphale.

Gelassenheit by On1OccasionFork Rating: E Chapters: 6 Summary: Widower Ezra Falb wants one thing: to see his child Muriel be happy. But when eight-year-old Muriel witnesses a brutal crime, the pair find themselves tangled in a perilous web of corruption. Their only ally is Anthony Crowley, the surprisingly compassionate detective who promises to protect them. After the investigation takes a horrific turn, the terrified Falbs and a wounded Crowley are forced into hiding within Ezra’s Amish community.

Now, Crowley, a city cop, must navigate the unfamiliar world of rural simplicity while battling both external threats and the growing tension between himself and Ezra. Can their fragile alliance — and burgeoning feelings — survive the stark clash of cultures, Ezra’s upbringing, and the looming danger of those hunting for them?

Human AU murder mystery! With Amish Aziraphale and detective Crowley!

Good Old-Fashioned Monster Lover Girls by Pilatesandpinot Rating E Chapters 11 Summary: Azira Fell is a fruit bat vampire, Antonia Crowley is a witchy werewolf. They work as baristas at a small coffee shop in Soho, quietly pining and flirting with each other until they figure out each other’s secret identity. Despite their differences, they form a connection like no other.

Aziraphale’s Big Fat Mythologically Greek Wedding by Shadowfang44 Rating: E Chapters: 11 Summary: One day while Aziraphale, the God of Agriculture is out having a day off, he happens to meet Crowley, the God of the Underworld. His life will never be the same. Greek Myth AU Crowley as Hades, Aziraphale as Persephone

Super Bloom by Snae_b Rating: E Words: 5,905 Chapters: 1 Summary: Spring has finally come to sector seven and science officers Crowley and Fell are on assignment to document the alien super bloom that came along with it. Sci-fi sex pollen!

Courage by SpectrallyDistracted Rating: E Chapters: 7 Summary: Aziraphale Eastgate is unfailingly polite, effortlessly charming, and seems to like everyone in Central London—except Anthony Crowley. And for the life of him, Crowley has never understood why. But when they find themselves trapped on a week-long vacation together with their best friends, Maggie and Nina, it doesn't take long for Crowley to find out.

Hill of Dreamers by Vecieminde Rating: E Chapters: 2 Summary: When Aziraphale is subjected to harsh and unfair performance review, Crowley is determined to cheer her up again. Neither of them are prepared for the hidden desires to be uncovered and for passion to replace any caution they have upheld for millennia. After all, Spring Equinox is a perfect time to let it all go.

@vecieminde @spectrallydistracted @snae-b @on1occasionfork @moderndayklutz @mirjam-writes @leviosally @wingsofopal @gaiaseyes451 @animeangelriku @janara7

[nice-and-accurate-fictions]

Fake relationships

This trope should be renamed as pre-real relationships. I'm sure I read more than the ones currently in this list, but I can't find them at the moment. Please do check other people's reblogs, plenty more recs there!

Of Size And Other Matters, by LCwrites. Rated E, 28 k. P. Jul 22.  

Lovely from strangers to lovers, fake relationship human AU. Aziraphale needs a date to accompany him to an event hosted by his brother, Gabriel. Crowley receives a text from a stranger, clearly by mistake, but why not having some fun? I really like the dynamics between them, the ease and the trust. A tiny bit of angsty pining but quickly and happily resolved. 

The Small Ad, by ladydragona and SylWritesStuff, rated E, 32k. P. Jan 24.

To overcome boredom, Crowley offers his services as a hired partner. Aziraphale is in need of someone to pretend to be his partner. The rest is history. This is a lovely, hot, and sweet fake relationship fiction. Very interestingly, the POV changes at every paragraph, and because the story has two authors it left me wondering whether one wrote Crowley and one wrote Aziraphale, but kind of in real time.

Plus One, by Caedmon. Rated E, 100k. P. Mar 24.

 Human AU where Aziraphale comes from a very wealthy, traditional, old fashioned family and needs a date to take to his brother's (Gabriel) wedding. Guess who volunteers?

And Now All Of My Garden Is Grown In Lavender, by ilikeblue. Rated E, 72k. P. Apr 24.

Aziraphale is a successful queer romance author whose books are being adapted for TV. At the start of his career, his agent, Gabriel, insisted he claims to be married in order to gain more readers. Now that the spotlight is on him, Aziraphale needs someone to play the part of his husband. Did I mention that Crowley is Aziraphale's gardener and friend? I'm sure you know where this is going. This story has a little angst and lots of good vibes of trust, friendship, love and loyalty. And a happy ending! 

On The Same Page, by Chekhov. Rated E, 117k. P. Sep 20.

Human AU where Aziraphale and Crowley are both writers. Aziraphale writes Christian books, Crowley writes adult books and they help each other out with their writing. Until they have to pretend to be married. This was such a good read, I really couldn't put it down. It's almost exclusively narrated in Aziraphale's POV but the mutual pining is evident and the build up to them resolving their issues is so bittersweet and deep and just lovely. There is a happy ending, don't worry. And the side story will really... aargghh, I won't spoil it for you, just read it. 

Married At First Sight, by Aracloptia. Rated T, 146k. P. Dec 23.

A new classic! I doubt anyone reading these lists might have missed this fic, but let me tell you how much I loved it anyway! As the title suggests, Aziraphale and Crowley take part in the reality Married At First Sight. It's hate at first sight for our two heroes, unfortunately, but the slow burn that follows must be one of the sweetest things I've read in fiction. Crowley and Aziraphale both come a long way to understand each other and let their guard down, and the whole process is just marvelous to witness. And, no, I've never watched a single episode of the show Married At First Sight either, you really don't need to on order to enjoy this fabulous fiction. Lovely array of side characters to top it all!

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

A Fine Taste

A Fine Taste

by LCwrites

When a guest repeatedly asks for a declaration of the ingredients used in his dishes, Chef Crowley is stumped. Things might become a bit clearer once he learns that famous critic A. Z. Fell has written a review of his restaurant.

Words: 7010, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: mentioning of other assorted GO characters, Alternate Universe, Alpha/Omega, POV Crowley (Good Omens), Alpha Crowley (Good Omens), Omega Aziraphale (Good Omens), Chef Crowley (Good Omens), Restaurant Critic Aziraphale, Alternate Universe - Restaurant, Assertive Aziraphale (Good Omens), assertive Crowley, Aziraphale knows what he wants, a piece of that fine Alpha, heat negotiations, Top Crowley (Good Omens), Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Casual Sex

From https://ift.tt/f072Sln https://archiveofourown.org/works/48910147

[isadrora]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Eve (Good Omens), Adam from Eden (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Scene: Garden of Eden (Good Omens), Post-Canon, POV Aziraphale (Good Omens), Sexual Content, exploration of corporation, variable and non-defined efforts, Accidental Voyeurism, Masturbation, Penetrative Sex, Top Crowley (Good Omens), Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Do It With Style: Who Needs a Great Plan? Event (Good Omens) Series: Part 2 of WNAGP standalones - NSFW edition Summary:

There weren't many angels that had ever had the chance to use a body and he wondered whether the instructors did not know how to explain. Or whether they were hesitant to inspire…

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Written for the WNAGP event prompt Sins: Lust.

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 20 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: November 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree ~ Upcoming releases  ~ Serial romance ~ Weird Wednesday writing prompts blog

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

ASMR by AppleSeeds, and IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (C & A are ASMR therapists)

Bi M' Aingael & Mèinn Aingeal Milis by IneffableToreshi Rated T-E (Musician C & audience member A)

Not Lavender, But Roses by @cassieoh and @liquidlyrium (Ao3 Liquid_Lyrium) Rated T (Mechanic C & fighter pilot A during WWII)

Rocker Crowley by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) Unrated. (Rock star C & bookseller A)

The Garden of Delights by @zehwulf Rated E (C & A are members of a sex club)

Single Fics:

24. Sugar Baby/Prostitution by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1760 words, Rated E (Sex worker C and bookshop owner A)

A Little Outside Push by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 2994 words, Rated G (C & A work for rival theater companies)

All's Fair in Love, War, and Show Business by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 44,139 words, Rated T (C & A are actors)

Almost Heaven by pilatesandpinot 56,503 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Blindness by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 1524 words, Rated M (Criminal C & Detective A)

Dare To Be Brave by @mimsynims 28,803 words, Rated E (Author C & bookshop owner A meet at puppy obedience class)

Day 4: Teacher/Student by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1886 words, Rated E (Teacher C and student A)

Day 13: Medical by @samara-lillllly (Ao3Samara Lilly (Amber_Rose)) 1879 words, Rated T (Nurse C & emergency room patient A)

Doorway to Paradise by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 5714 words, Rated E (C & A are neighbors)

Endless Night by AppleSeeds 31, 843 words, Rated T (C & A are college students and housemates)

Fringe Benefits by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1596 words, Rated T (Actor C & theater patron C)

Ghost by AppleSeeds 5410 words, Rated T (CEO C and ghost A)

Gigantic by @bouncygin (Ao3 PeturbingPrism) 1941 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: rock star C and pop star A)

Growing Pains by OceanLace 77,309 words, Rated E (Single dad C & nanny A)

Hay Fever by @ineffableomenshusbands (Ao3 Dashicra1) 499 words, Rated M (Preacher's son C and farmhand A)

Hit me with your ledger by KissMyAsthma 1926 words, Rated G (C & A are coworkers)

Honeysuckle & Heat Waves by pilatesandpinot 44,772 words, Rated E (Male gardener C and female bed & breakfast owner A)

It's a Date by @melayneseahawk 6004 words, Rated E (A meets C after being stood up on a date)

It Takes Two by @saretton 12,187 words, Rated E (Single mother C & single father A)

Jack-o'-Crowley [High School AU] by @ineffableimpression (Ao3 alex232227) 1446 words, Rated G (C & A are high school students)

Last Crossing by @holycatsandrabbits (Dannye Chase) self-rec! 7052 words, Rated M (Ship's steward A & passenger C)

Losing Your Head by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 1944 words, Rated E (Lady Azirabelle and male rescuer C in a Bastille fic)

Never Been Better by @anxietycheesecake 1118 words, Rated E (C & A are both trans, and are lovers)

On the Ethics of Asking Your Professor on a Date by @melayneseahawk 7433 words, Rated T (Professor C & student A)

Parallel by AppleSeeds 9168 words, Rated T (C & A are graduate students)

Pigeon by Lilian 10,685 words, Rated T (Orphan C & his teacher A are friends in a gen fic)

Search and Rescue by snae_b 18,854 words, Rated E (Search and rescue crew member C & embedded cameraman A)

Space Girl by pilatesandpinot 45,626 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are college students)

Spelling Errors by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 585 words, Rated G (Barista C & customer A)

Star Light, Star Bright by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 1177 words, Rated G (C & A work at a theater)

Take a Bow by @ack-emma (Ao3 ack_emma) 1061 words, Rated G (C & A are equestrians-- horse riders)

Take Me Up The Avon by Santillatron 6964 words, Rated T (Pirate C & Harbourmaster A)

Temple of the Muses by @ajconstantine (Ao3 AJ_Constantine) 240,764 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Lord A in the Victorian era)

That's the ticket by by @hasturswig (Ao3 HolRose) 500 words, Rated G (A & C meet at an orchestra concert)

The One that Got Away by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 2666 words, Unrated (C & A are old friends reunited)

the point is probably moot by @summerofspock 5957 words, Rated E (A is C's friend's boyfriend)

The Prince's Consort by IneffableToreshi 143,089 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & Prince A)

The Pumpkin Patch by AppleSeeds 6582 words, Rated T (Farmer C & visitor A)

The Scent of Desire by IneffableToreshi 87,699 words, Rated E (Omega florist C and alpha bookshop owner A)

The Wilde and The Serpent by KissMyAsthma 7634 words, Rated T (Tattoo artist C & customer A)

Tinder Dates Gone Wrong by OceanLace 2856 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

To Be With You by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 800 words, Rated E (C & A are lovers)

Too Busy Being Yours by @cheeriosandwine (Ao3 cheerios_and_wine) 2690 words, Rated E (C & A are best friends)

What Men Know of Heaven by @sapphosewrites (Ao3 Sapphose) 8446 words, Rated T (Sex worker C & charity shop manager A)

What's Left of Me by @arielavader 1408 words, Rated E (C & A are married)

When We Meet Again by AppleSeeds 4005 words, Rated T (C & A are friends of friends)

You Can Stay At My Place (And We Can Fall in Love) by IneffableToreshi 51,799 words, Rated E (C & A are roommates)

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: Special Delivery

Crowley receives a rather interesting parcel which was meant to go to his neighbour. What starts as a chance encounter soon develops into something more. When Aziraphale ordered a specific item in a bout of spite, he would never have expected that it would lead to getting to know his neighbour better. A lot better. And maybe himself a little as well.

Length: 27,818 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Best for: At Home, After Dark, Human AU

Triggers: none

Read it here, fic by LCwrites

*Minor Spoilers* Of course I am always grateful for any length of a story an author gives us, but I went through all the stages of grief when this one ended. I seriously need this to be a million words long because I enjoyed it so much!

I'm a huge fan of this author, I've read many of their works and they write incredible sexual tension. Their Aziraphale's know what they want and are not afraid to get it! Almost every Aziraphale they write has this inner slut that gets to blossom around Crowley. It's a great reminder of the way they compliment and balance each other in every iteration.

This human AU starts off as an awkward, but sexually charged, meet cute between neighbors. And ends on a trilling exploration of a voyeur (photographer)/exhibitionist dynamic. Crowley, likes to look, and Aziraphale, likes to be looked at. Such electric chemistry in this one. Clearly an after dark read here, and something you'll want to read in one sitting!

Read it here, fic by LCwrites

[lethalcccc]

Heyyyyy I gave in. Um. Yeah waves hi.

I wanted.....to do a rp blog because OBVIOUSLY I don't have enough on my hands already! (Save me.)

Asks will be color coded and hms's respective brackets so. Yeah. It's 11 at night I'll fix this post up soon TRUST.

#cccc lc au - basic posts

#thalc - heart's posts

#tmelc - mind's posts

#tselc - soul's posts

#lcwriting - writing. yeah. speaks for itself

#lclore - lore?? wowie

#anoncompany - anon answers. yeah.

im tired i probably forgot one.

Main blog @m3chanical-s0ul . Yuh.

[aziraphales-library]

Hi there! I just wanted to congratulate you for all your hard work!! All of you have made an important account for this fandom, and I hope you're all doing alright

As a treat (and only if you want!!), can you tell me a cool fic you've read but never recommended before? (If not, that's quite alright)

Hello. Here are some fics I've read and enjoyed recently that I don't think we've recommended before, but if we have they are worth recommending again and adding to the #mod faves tag...

Marriage in an Orange Grove by shanimalx (T)

Murmurations is the oldest café in Soho, whose clientele is usually limited to reclusive artists, older men who value peace and quiet, and those who know the employees personally. Crowley is all three. (Aziraphale makes Crowley a cup of coffee, and Crowley kind of wants to marry him for it.)

Imagine how the world could be by HolRose (T)

Salesman Crowley is driving home when he sees a man in obvious distress at the side of the road. He stops and offers him a lift. Little does he know that this compassionate action will change his life forever. This is a human AU that can be read as a stand-alone story without reference to the other works in the series.

Between a Book and a Hard Place by LCwrites (E)

After a very enjoyable one-night stand, A. Z. Fell and A. J. Crowley go separate ways, though memories of each other linger. More than they ought to, considering it was nothing but a casual encounter and they won't meet again. How fortunate for them that their respective work is keeping them busy. Having one of his more salacious novels turned into an audio book should be enough of a distraction for Aziraphale. As should be getting to narrate one of the famous M. Cortese's porn books – pardon: historical erotica – for Crowley.

A Tricky Situation (Entirely of his own making) by sixbynine (E)

"Crowley stood up and went to leave, he turned back just as he opened the door and took a deep breath. “You know I was quite excited to come here and work with you. I enjoyed reading your work. I disagree with a lot of it, but your writing style is lovely and every so often you’d let that privileged rich white boy mask drop and it was fantastic. I was hoping to meet that Professor Fell, but I’m beginning to think maybe he doesn’t exist and I’m going to be stuck with a rude stuck up arsehole for the next five years.” He slammed the door behind him before Aziraphale could respond. Aziraphale gaped, open mouthed, at the shut door." -- Aziraphale is teaching at Kings College London. He's been teaching at King College London for a long time now thank you very much and he does not take kindly to new Professors being sprung on him suddenly. Especially when this one has quite publically made his opinon of Aziraphale's work known. Luckily Aziraphale has an understanding penpal...

Among the Stacks by MeinirRhos (NR)

Nearly a year after Aziraphale returns to Heaven, he vanishes from existence, leaving Crowley bereft on Earth. Just when the demon has finally started to heal and move on with his life, he finds his angel by chance in a library. But Aziraphale has no memory of his life as an angel, or of Crowley. How will our hero cope?

But You Are An Ocean by megzseattle (T)

After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.

- Mod D

[ajconstantine]

AJ Constantine's Fic Recommendations: Good Omens Alpha/Beta/Omega

There are some really fun themes that can be played with in an Alpha Beta Omega alternate universe. Experiencing, giving into, or resisting instincts/ animalistic urges, societal clashes... Even just the world building alone can be delightfully interesting to read as well as write.

There are particular ABO structures I tend to like more than others, and I've gathered a list of those that I particularly enjoy.

Click on the link below to see the list of recommendations.

Cinders Bound by Golden Crown by AJ Constantine. Rating: E Words: 121,707 Chapters: 24. Cinderella Alpha Omega AU. 18th century setting. Alpha Aziraphale, Omega Crowley. Summary: From the far end of the ballroom Prince Aziraphale’s eyes locked on Crowley as he raised his hand beseechingly. Crowley couldn’t have looked away from the prince if his life depended on it, although he was keenly aware of the increasing number of eyes joining the Prince’s to stare at him standing frozen on the dais. He suddenly knew with a clarity that brought a calm wash soothing over the jagged edges of his seething emotions that he was incapable of not answering the silent call of the bright Alpha below him. As he descended the dais, the Prince mirrored his steps, the sea of nobles between them parting as if by magic in the spreading silence of the ballroom. When they came close, the Prince gazed at Crowley’s face searchingly. “May I have this dance?”

Down a Hole Filled with Hope by ZehWulf. Rating: E Words: 23,307 Chapter: 1 Summary: Crowley's finally cutting and running from his abusive pack and relationship, and it's just his luck that he's too big now to fit all the way down the tunnel entrance to the old den he fashioned in his much more hopeful, naive youth. But imperfect or not, it's going to have to do for a hiding place until his pack gives up the chase; he just hopes there will still be time after they've moved on to find somewhere else to ride out his heat. AJ’s notes: Very, very spicy, and great world building a developing connection between the characters. (added to list 4/5/25)

A Fine Taste by LCwrites. Rating: E Words: 7,010 Chapters: 2. Alpha Crowley, Omega Aziraphale. Summary: When a guest repeatedly asks for a declaration of the ingredients used in his dishes, Chef Crowley is stumped. Things might become a bit clearer once he learns that famous critic A. Z. Fell has written a review of his restaurant. AJ:s notes: A delightful little treat of a story. The ABO story elements were more a byline of the universe rather than the main focus.

Heaven-scent by Mimsynims Rating: E Words: 6,025 Chapters:1 Summary: Aziraphale’s friend Tracy has talked him into attending a speed dating event, but the lack of interesting potential partners makes him question his decision. None of them strikes his fancy, nor do they smell right. Then, by chance, he meets his childhood friend Crowley—and suddenly all of his dating troubles make sense…

Just Married by @tawnyontumblr TawnyOwl95. Rated E. Chapters: 7. Words: 23,838 Alpha Crowley, Omega Aziraphale. Regency setting, falling in love after getting hastily married. Summary: Aziraphale East does not wish to get married. His mother has other ideas. After all, what other choice does a gently bred omega have? When Aziraphale persists in rejecting suitors, Mrs East takes matters into her own hands. However she has thoroughly underestimated how stubborn her youngest child can be. As does his new husband.

A Little Adjustment by @entanglednow entanglednow. Rating: E Words: 10,099 Chapters: 2. Omega Aziraphale. Regency-style setting. Summary: It's a grand event put on twice a year by the Lucifer estate, where everyone can throw social convention and expectation aside and adopt whichever manner they like. Omegas reaching a hand out to a masked stranger and requesting a dance. Alphas playing coy and demanding to be chased for the thrill of it. Betas high on the idea of being wanted so much it felt like a madness. The physical masks stay on, of course, it would be terribly bad manners to break the rules. AJ’s notes: The masquerade setting and world building is divine, as are the intimacies. The ending is so sweet I smile just thinking about it.

An Oddly Mesmerizing Display by @zehwulf ZehWulf Rating: E Words: 28,888 Chapters: 6. Alpha Aziraphale, Omega Crowley. Summary: Crowley's a sex-indifferent/favorable asexual omega fresh off suppressants and in the market for someone to help him through what promises to be a trial of a heat. His friend gets him tickets to the Spring Fling Heat Date Auction, where he can win a date with an eligible alpha (or omega). Naturally, a certain alpha with a regrettably memorable stage magic show and intriguing scent catches his eye…

An Omega's Guide to Surrender by @tawnyontumblr TawnyOwl95. Rating: E Words: 11,478 Alpha Aziraphale Omega Crowley. Chapters: 2 Summary: Crowley has not had a heat since he was a teenager. Far too busy, far too cautious. He's never really liked alphas much anyway. Well, except one. And that alpha has just made Crowley an offer he finds it rather hard to refuse.

Seared into Skin by Vagabond. Rating: E Words: 100,816 Chapters: 21. Alpha Aziraphale, Omega Crowley. Regency style setting. Summary: Anthony Crowley has avoided courtship like the devil, refusing to give into high society's idea that an Omega needs to be married by a certain age until his parents decide to remove his choice. He soon finds himself married off to a gentle, soft-spoken Alpha. Lessons and love ensue and Crowley realizes there's absolutely more to life than what he had been taught.

Time to Prey by @tawnyontumblr TawnyOwl95. Rated E. Chapters: 3. Words 8,788 This one isn't quite ABO, but I'm including it because it has a very similar theme. Aziraphale has a rabbit-like form, Crowley has a wolf-like. Summary: Aziraphale is an offering being presented at Wolf Hall for the Solstice hunt. That doesn't mean he has no choices at all. Aziraphale has his eye on the future. He knows what and who he wants, and isn't afraid to flirt for it. AJ's notes: the world building here is so intriguing and well done, and the handling of the character's emotions, instincts, and intimacies are just off the hook delightful.

Tribute by LCwrites. Rated E Words: 5,661 Chapters: 1 Summary: Used to receiving all sorts of ostentatious trinkets as tribute, Crowley is surprised when one of the lands bordering his grounds opts for something out of the ordinary. An omega who appears to be more than meets the eye. Intrigued by the unexpected and unasked-for gift, Crowley offers him a choice. AJ’s notes: Warlord Alpha Crowley, Omega tribute Aziraphale. Wonderful world building in a short amount of time, and lovely spice. This is a wonderful writer, go devour all of their works. (added to list 4/5/25)

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

In Want Of

In Want Of

by LCwrites

Intent on appropriating a book, Aziraphale gets into more of a pickle than he might have expected. How fortunate that Crowley and a very handy, dark closet are nearby. And what is a little blood-drinking between good friends? Nothing at all. Unless they get carried away.

 *** Written for the SAYF prompt Cloak And Dagger.

Words: 4237, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, POV Aziraphale (Good Omens), POV Crowley (Good Omens), Vampire Crowley (Good Omens), Human Aziraphale (Good Omens), Friends to Lovers, Blood Drinking, Desire, vaguely implied possible non-con happening in background, not between A & C and not on screen, vague hints at uncomfortable sex to start with, aziraphale is into it, when you're too horny for prep, tartziraphale, Marking, Top Crowley (Good Omens), Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)

From https://ift.tt/1aCUhIN https://archiveofourown.org/works/48583765

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 18 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: September 2022

Thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy AND to the readers who support the creators! <3

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye's fic recs and Dannye's artist recs

And here's me: Ao3 ~ DannyeChase.com ~ Linktree ~ Upcoming fics ~ Serial romance

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Series: (not all of these series are complete)

Billy Joel AUs (in no particular order) by @journeytogallifrey Rated T (Series contains unrelated fics: 1. Pianist C works in the gay bar A owns; 2. C & A are childhood friends)

Caedmon's Fergusverse by sheendav, with an OC by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) Rated T-E (C & A are introduced by a helpful friend in common)

Single Fics:

!False (It's Funny Because It's True) by by @mirjam-writes (Ao3 MirjamOmens) 6471 words, Rated E (C & A are co-workers)

An Arrangement of True Minds by @sodiumazideandothertoxins (Ao3 Sodium_Azide) 12,539 words, Rated T (C & A are in an arranged marriage)

because thinking makes it so by @naromoreau and @summerofspock 41,386 words, Rated E (C & A are co-workers)

Best Laid Plans by @arielavader 36,538 words, Rated E (C & A are college students)

Black and White Sunshine by @aziraamane (Ao3 Azira_Amane) 58,475 words, Rated E (A meets C on a work trip)

Body Man by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 45,875 words, Rated E (C is assistant to writer/showrunner A)

Climb Every Mountain by @naromoreau 12,154 words, Rated E (Dad A & female nanny C)

Dressed in Purple  by GothRockFairy and @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 25,108 words, Rated T (C & A are princes in an arranged marriage)

Drunk on Love by @hkblack 1615 words, Rated T (C & A are friends)

Everything But The Kitchen Sink by @bornonthesavage (Ao3 KiaraMGrey) 17,818 words, Rated E (Handyman C & homeowner A)

Fakes and Forgeries by Solimette and @waldos-art (Ao3 WaldosAkimbo) 156,464 words, Rated E (Art forger C & art conservator A)

Godfathers by AppleSeeds 4447 words, Rated T (Nanny C & gardener A)

Harder, Faster, Deeper (Save Lives) by AppleSeeds 3883 words, Rated T (First aid trainer A and trainee C)

Hate to Break it to You by @melibemusca (Ao3 Melibe) 1735 words, Rated T (Beelzebub & Gabriel are co-workers)

Heavenly Hands by @zehwulf 7513 words, Rated E (Female lawyer C & male sex worker A)

here to stay is a new bird by @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) 6716 words, Rated E (C is a reindeer and A is Santa at a photo booth)

High Season by snae_b 46,756 words, Rated E (C & A in an AU based on the TV show Below Deck)

I 2 I by @caspianthegeek 1987 words, Rated G (A hires C as a date for a family dinner)

i bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints we would only find yours  by @two-hands-toward-the-sun (Ao3 marveling_under_an_open_sky) 791 words, Rated G (Ineffable wives: C & A are married)

Inevitable Con by @journeytogallifrey 3155 words, Rated G (C & A meet while cosplaying Good Omens)

I Knew I Loved You by AppleSeeds 90,575 words, Rated E (C & A become friends online)

King Me by @moveslikebucky 1818 words, Rated E (C & A are co-workers)

Love, Syncopation, and Other Key Elements of Jazz by rev02a 38,570 words, Rated T (C & A are a jazz duo)

Loving You Slow by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 46,175 words, Rated E (Bartender C and club owner A)

Man to Man by leukozyna 61,517 words, Rated E (C & A are co-workers)

Negotiation by rev02a 224,240 words, Rated E (Omega C and Alpha A in the Regency)

Of Harpsichord and Falsetto by @saretton 105,768 words, Rated E (Rock guitarist C and pianist A)

Of Size and other Matters by @janara7 (Ao3 LCwrites) 28,204 words, Rated E (C & A meet via a wrong-number text)

Private Gig by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 17,739 words, not rated (Rock star C & bookseller A)

Rescued by @fenrislorsrai 788 words, Rated G (Cat rescuer C & animal shelter worker A)

Sacrament by snae_b 5549 words, Rated E (Sex worker C & priest A)

Seven Minutes In Hell by AppleSeeds 4597 words, Rated T (C & A are college students)

Sinful and Forbidden Pleasures by @arielavader 8613 words, Rated E (C & A have an extramarital affair)

Slip and Fall by @madrabbitsociety (Ao3 madrabbitgirl) 2687 words, not rated (C & A meet in pottery class)

Something Borrowed by @feraltuxedo 8199 words, Rated M (C & A have a one night stand)

Sorry (Not Sorry) by @ineffablefool 2373 words, Rated T (C & A are childhood friends reunited)

Sunk On You by @ambrasue (Ao3 Ambra_Sue) 3141 words, Rated T (C takes his nephew Adam to a swim class taught by A)

Sympathetic Magic by KissMyAsthma 4315 words, Rated T (Magician A is a guest on a morning TV show hosted by C)

That Gay Pirate Show by @tawnyontumblr (Ao3 TawnyOwl95) 28,946 words, Rated E (C & A are actors playing captains on a pirate TV show)

That of the Obvious by @just-an-angel-and-his-demon (Ao3 KaytheJay) 2213 words, Rated G (C & A are professors)

The Best Man by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 1455 words, Rated G (A is the best man at C's wedding)

The blesséd language of flowers by @elfontheshelves (Ao3 elf_on_the_shelf) 59, 554 words, Rated E (Ineffable wives: C & A are rival gardeners in a small town)

The Fortune Teller by AppleSeeds 6513 words, Rated T (A tries to break C from a curse)

The Layover by @ineffable-writer (Ao3 ThatWriterKid) 1321 words, Rated G (Pilot C & coffee shop owner A)

THE SUMMER FESTIVAL by Aunt_Agenda 2143 words, Rated G (A meets singer C at a music festival)

The Unexpected Benefits of Using Rideshare Services by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 5951 words, Rated E (Rideshare driver A & passenger C)

Through the Looking Glass by @naromoreau 6548 words, Rated E (Building owner C & window washer A)

You can stay in my bed, if you like by AppleSeeds 3294 words, Rated T (C & A are roommates)

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

All Explicit Fic Recs: Alphabetically Sorted M-Z

Note that most summaries in this list are shortened. Each link will lead to the fic's rec page where you can get full details, summaries, and links to read each story.

[Explicit A-L collection] [Teen-Mature A-Z collection]

Man to Man by leukozyna (61k, Explicit) Crowley is the token twink in a corporate office, with a growing fascination with one of his colleagues...There is only one obstacle: based on his past history, the beautiful blond angel is presumed to be straight… or is he?

MatchMade! by amaruuk (37k, Explicit) Crowley tests a new dating app for an online publication. When his match dumps him for another man’s match, he and his fellow dumpee take a chance on each other.

Middle of Nowhere Tennessee by Worrynoodles (17k, Explicit) Thirty years ago, Azalea Easton is on a summer trip with her parents when she meets a freckled redhead named Crowley. They hit it off immediately and are joined at the hip for the rest of the summer. Now. Az has changed a lot. Has been through so much. For one thing, he’s a man. As he finds himself in the middle of nowhere Tennessee, looking to start over, he runs into an old friend. One he may have had much stronger feelings for than he thought.

Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat (39k, Explicit) English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realizing his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone... How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?

Not for All My Little Words by mia_ugly, soft_october (8k, Explicit) Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can! Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.

Of Fire and Falcons by CemeteryAngel725 (54k, Explicit) A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.

Of Size and other Matters by LCwrites (28k, Explicit) When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it’s by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.

Oh, be quiet by Sabotaged_Words (15k, Explicit) It is the happiest of times for Aziraphale: After years of hard work, he finally gets casted for his first major leading role in an elite theatre production. If only he didn’t have to work with Crowley, a notorious West End star, as famous for his arrogance as he is for his magnetic stage presence. (And for looking unfairly good in those indecently tight jeans.)

Oh, Maker by by voluptatiscausa (57k, Explicit) “The humans are strange and graceful as they explore the garden, explore themselves, explore each other. The trouble is, the humans stare back, which makes him uncomfortable; there’s nothing particularly interesting about him. And, though he rarely admits it to himself, the humans make him lonely; he has no Other to explore.”

Old Vines by sevdrag (seventhe) (189k, Explicit) Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in. Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other.

Pan Metron Ariston by Ginger_Cat (3k, Explicit) Crowley sits between Aziraphale’s knees, a demon at an angel’s mercy.

Pass the Star by mageofthepeople (57k, Explicit) Azalea Fell meets Antoinette Crowley at her first roller derby bout with a new league. After an incident leads to a trip to A&E, the two are drawn to one another but Crowley is reluctant to potentially ruin a great friendship for something more.

Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin (33k, Explicit) “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

picture it soft by perilit (3k, Explicit) Crowley has noticed, certainly, the way that tattered waistcoat puckers a bit around the angel’s sides these days, the way the seat of those trousers fits more snugly than before. He’s had to excuse himself from the room more than once because of it, thoughts reduced to mush at the barest glimpse of the fuller curve of Aziraphale’s arms.

Rearrangements by sheendav (60k, Explicit) Aziraphale, a lonely anxious bookseller from Soho, walks in St. James park every Wednesday and Sunday. For nearly nine months he has had various, wordless, encounters with a very handsome red-haired man with sunglasses. They have never spoken, but a strange and lovely intimacy has slowly grown between them as they share the same space, and feed the ravenous ducks by the pond.It’s all been rather lovely… and then one day… the red-haired man says ‘hello.’

Sauntering through Space and Time by Slurpi13 (8k, Explicit) Aziraphale is intrigued by Crowley’s habit of sleeping. Crowley discovers he can sleep better with the angel near. They tiptoe around asking.

Similarly Occupied by Zin_Lynn (8k, Explicit) Crowley wakes from his nineteenth-century nap to find Aziraphale in a less-than-discreet Gentleman’s Club.

Simmer (The Long-Awaited Reply to a Lingering Kiss) by LemonTart (28k, Explicit) Aziraphale Fell is an accomplished food writer and book collector who leads a quiet life. Anthony Crowley owns the Grand Duke Distillery, maker of Wanton Sinner Whisky, and has a reputation for living on the wild side. As former culinary school classmates, they share a love of food and drink — and a long ago kiss that neither one has ever quite forgotten. Are they just too different to ever make it work? (I bet you can guess.)

Small Cock Appreciation Society by cheerios_and_wine (6k, Explicit) Crowley is the founding member. Aziraphale's is the member.

Smoke Gets In by songlin (4k, Explicit) “You’ll have to show me,” Aziraphale said. “I’ve never done it before. I mean—I know the principle, of course, but given the life I lead, it never really comes into—” “Aziraphale,” said Crowley patiently. “It’s very simple. You’ve smoked a cigarette. It’s the exact same process.”

Social organization and adaptability in Xenoerpeton anthropoides: transference of social bonding habits and mate selection by Liquid_Lyrium (106k, Explicit) How budget cuts lead to the discovery of a century—and Aziraphale’s heart. A story about falling in love with the subject of one’s research grant.

Someone is Calling Him Shorewards by harlotofgod (61k, Explicit) “There’s a storm coming.” The stranger’s words are torn neatly away by the wind like India paper from a Bible, but Crowley reads them on his lips. No shit, he thinks. He nods and shoves his freezing hands deeper into his pockets as icy rain stings his cheeks.

Somn by snae_b (44k, Explicit) Aziraphale’s spent the last three months at the bottom of a bottle, heartbroken. Tracy says his heart will mend itself eventually, but every morning when he wakes up it’s like the edges of the piece he ripped out and took with him have gone more ragged. Where he keeps waking up probably isn’t helping matters

Special Delivery by LCwrites (27k, Explicit) Crowley receives a rather interesting parcel which was meant to go to his neighbour. What starts as a chance encounter soon develops into something more.

Spread Your Wings by foolishlovers (10k, Explicit) In the glamorous world of high fashion, Crowley shines as a household name. Unfortunately, so does supermodel Aziraphale, who repeatedly lands bookings for the same jobs. When a photoshoot mishap traps them in a studio overnight, their simmering animosity escalates to its peak. Literally

Submitted for Your Consideration by ZehWulf (19k, Explicit) Crowley’s anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.

Such Devotion of the Heart by Zin_Lynn (42k, Explicit) After Aziraphale returns from Edinburgh, a mysterious downpour from above sends Crowley back into the shelter of the bookshop, forcing him to look into his angel’s eyes and attempt to admit that they are made for each other.

The 21st Century, In Which They Finally Work It Out by chaya (22k, Explicit) This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.

The Devil Came to Soho by Zion (artificialmac) (18k, Explicit) The owner of the shiny new tattoo studio next to A.Z. Fell and Co. is way too handsome for his own good. He also might be plotting to Tempt Aziraphale to damnation.

The End is Where We Start From by tiresius (23k, Explicit) Crowley and Aziraphale meet by chance on the street. They’ve met before, in their youth, in a different life. Some very difficult things have happened since then. Will they be able to find their way back to each other and to themselves?

The Garden of Temptation by tishae (68k, Explicit) Aziraphale Godfrey, a professional antiques dealer, is engaged and he has no reason to be unhappy....When Crowley comes into an inheritance that includes a number of items that he’s pretty sure are junk, he is way out of his depth, and readily calls up a professional to help him work through it. Turns out they both have a lot to unpack.

The Larger Hope by NaroMoreau, summerofspock (8k, Explicit) It’s unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.

the last test and proof by lagaudiere (36k, Explicit) Crowley goes on a road trip across America to delay the Second Coming. Aziraphale tries to teach angels about humanity. In between, they talk.

The Shared Desk Dilemma by MissUnderstoodLyrics (32k, Explicit) Crowley can’t stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can’t seem to keep their hands off each other.

Trial & error by fellshish (15k, Explicit) The Metatron brings in the demon Crowley to stand trial in Heaven. For tempting an angel. Uhhhh. Awkward.

Try Me Once More by Mackaley (42K, Explicit) “Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.” Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.” “Can you pretend to be my wife?”

until you say it out loud by attheborder (6k, Explicit) And Aziraphale is realizing now, to its fullest, something he’s suspected for nearly as long as he’s known Crowley: the demon is no silver-tongued devil. He is no weaver of words, no smooth talker.

Warp and Weft by amaruuk (105k, Explicit) After the failed Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley slowly take their relationship to the next level, including the prospect of marriage and sharing a home. Along the way, they must learn how to open up to each other and reveal centuries-old secrets. Heaven and Hell remain a threat—but what does the Almighty have to say?

Watching You (Watching Me) by MirjamOmens (22k, Explicit) Crowley loves watching Aziraphale. Aziraphale likes being watched. Surely, that won’t lead to any complications. Right? (Or: The five times Crowley wanked while watching Aziraphale have sex with others, and the one time they finally touched each other.)

We Can’t Keep Meeting Like This by Ginger_Cat (65k, Explicit) Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child. The problem is, they can’t stop having sex instead.

What We Make of It (Shotgun Wedding) by charlottemadison (200k, Explicit) If taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it. And if Crowley’s job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that’s just how things go.

Where We Begin And End by espresso_six_shots (27k, Explicit) When writer and restaurant critic Aziraphale starts chatting with the handsome and captivating Crowley every weekend at the local pub, he thinks may have found the perfect distraction from a rather irritating situation at work, considering work is the one topic neither of them have ever broached.

Wild Hearts by foolishlovers (145k, Explicit) In the idyllic English countryside, far from the hustle and bustle of the big city, two teachers at Willowbrook Hall set out to transform their students’ lives through the world of theatre. But for Mr. Crowley, the challenge of navigating his long hidden feelings and dear friendship with Mr. Fell may prove to be the greatest drama of all.

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