#LEBSIANS

[howdify]

girl you are so grotesque and disgusting. my god you are offputting. i love you

[anothernonbinaryrobot]

silyl doodle

[guildpostings]

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[paxcallow]

yesterday instead of writing while being 4000 words behind i drew the MCs to my nano project. 

ANDIVE the rutan, the only adventurer in a former Blight quarantine patch that is still recovering from the trauma of its creation. andive stumbles across a decades-old shrine and she is beseeched by the magical seed inside to take it across the Deep Forest so it can sprout, but is pursued by...

KOTAR the spirit of ash, borned from a forest fire in the Deep Forest she deeply loves and so is pretty broody and shadow the hedgehog about stuff. kotar was tasked by andive’s patch, gardot, to bring her back home and basically stop adventuring, but was quickly defeated by andive’s charm and cool vibes. 

they travel together to the other side of the Deep Forest and get into wacky shenanigans along the way. by their powers combined, they are GAY! they are gay and in love and my novel will demonstrate this

[theenglishnarwhal]

Writing a Ganqing fic... You’ll se the rest soon.

Keqing plucks the Qingxin from the vase first, transferring them over to the ever-changing pot on her desk. This week it was an actually tasteful gift from Ningguang and Beidou, a white vase with lilies and lavender flowers on it. Ganyu had called the decorations ‘delicious looking’, though Keqing couldn’t really see the appeal.

With the last Qingxin from whatshisname’s bouquet in hand, Keqing leans back in her chair and checks on her girlfriend. She’s taken to napping on Keqing’s sofa, which was obviously far more comfortable than a chair or whatever bench she’d find outside. That, and it let Keqing keep an eye on her, which was just as important.

Her sleep looks sound as always, but a closer examination reveals that Ganyu’s eyes are fluttering a bit, her hands clenching and releasing. 

“Perfect.” Keqing says to herself quietly, “She won’t mind being woken up, then.”

She pauses, stares at the Qingxin in her hand, and takes a nibble of the petal.

“Bleh.” Keqing sticks her tongue out, wiping the bitter, medicinal flavors off as quickly as possible.

[wbbwife]

Kind Of Caught

paring: kate martin x fem!reader

synopsis: reader and kate kind of get caught by jada

warning(s): smut (MINORS DNI)

word count: 731

“Baby hold on, there are other people in the apartment right now.” I say as Kate tries to take off my shorts. “It’s fine, you just have to be quiet and-“

“Me and you both know I cannot be quiet if I tried” I say. “Cmon baby I missed you so much since I was on the road, and I want to make up for lost time.” Says Kate as she looks up at me while kissing the inside of my thighs which makes my insides warm. “I swear this is the only time you’re ever going to convince me to do this.” She smirks proudly and bunches my panties and shorts together to pull them down. As soon as they come off my legs automatically spread.

“You’re so wet for me beautiful, I love it.” Kate says admiring my cunt. “Of course I am.” My breath picks up, anticipating the pleasure. “Just be quiet for me, I promise it’ll be worth it.” She takes a long lick, following up with a kiss to my bundle of nerves. “You taste so good my love, I wish I could eat you forever.” “I wish you would shut up and get to it before I change my mind.” “That’s how it is? Bet”

Kate immediately swirls her tongue around my clit, pushing two of her fingers into my cunt hastily, as I cry out.

“Fuckk, baby wait.” I plead; she laughs into my cunt, the vibrations intensifying the feeling. Kate smacks my thigh “You were talking all that shit can’t take it? Shut up before someone hears you.” “I’m sorry.” I choke out.

I close my eyes trying to focus on not alarming the people outside of her room. Fingers pumping in out my cunt, while her thumb rubs my clit skillfully. I feel a hand wrap around my throat feverishly. I pop open my eyes to see Kate giving me a warning glare. “You better keep your eyes open while I fuck you baby.”

I whimper, as tears start to fall from my face. “Pleaseee sss-loww down.” She smirks pausing her movement. “Whatever you want sweetheart.” Kate starts kissing my stomach slowly, runching my shirt up and taking it off of me. “I could never get tired of this view.” I blush hard, as I turn into the pillow next to me. “Let me see you beautiful.” Hovering over me, she turns my head to her and kisses me like she hasn’t seen me in months. I rub up and down her toned stomach, trying to tug her sweats down. She stops my hand. “I want this to be about you first love.” I mutter an “ok” letting my hand slip into her hair.

Kate bends down sucking on my neck, leaving a mark I know that’s going to be there for days. She kisses her way down to my breasts and swirls her tongue around my nipple needily, going back and forth between my breasts ensuring both get attention.

“Omggg Kate, that feels sooo good”

“Say my name again.” She whispers into my ear.

“Kateeee-“ A knock sounds at the door.

My whole body freezes but Kate is unbothered as she stuffs a finger into my cunt.

“Kate can I have my computer charger back, my MacBooks dying.” Jade says, wrestling with the door knob. “Why is the door locked?” She questions.

“Hold on give me a minute.” Kate shouts at the door, while removing her finger from inside me.

She opens her top drawer taking out a vibrator, setting it on my clit. I smack a hand over my mouth as waves of pleasure hit me fast.

“I’ll be back baby, be quiet” she says kissing my cheek.

Kate gets off the bed bending down to unplug Jades charger from the socket, rolling it up neatly. She walks over to the door, unlocking it and cracking it slightly so my whole body wasn’t visible, only my foot.

“Here you go” she says handing Jade her charger.

“Thanks but why was the door locked?”

Kate looks back at me smirking, “No reason.”

“Oh hell no, are you guys fucking in there.” Shouts Jade.

Kate laughs locking the door again, then walking back to me.

“Good girl, you didn’t make any noise, you deserve a reward.” She takes the vibrator off my clit and starts eating me out like she’s been starving.

[mrsbowisa]

day 7 of drawing till bday!!

the lesbian dream fr

[slut4navia]

wip ☆ ma cherie

1/2 OF FIC IS POSTED NOW

“you wanted this ma chérie , now take it”

content : dom!reader × sub!navia , thigh grinding , choking , degradation , edging , pwp

wc : 510 words

note : this is my first time writing fanfiction in years and my first time writing smut so forgive me if it's not excellenttt. if you guys like it, i will continue but i do already have plans about what will happen next ;] wrote this entirely with my pussy and it is not proofread as of right now ☆ MEN AND MINORS DNI

the drag of her clit felt heavenly against the roughness of your jeans . it had been months since you two were last in the same city and as her letters to you got increasingly desperate , your focus had shifted from saving natlan to fucking the headlights out of your girlfriend . you had told her to come along with you on your travels but you both knew she couldn’t—the spina di rosula needed her more than you did and you both knew it . but in this very moment , nothing else had mattered to you two as you replaced your lips with your hands and squeezed down on the marks you had left on her neck.

“plea- ah fuck… pleaseee pleaseplease let me cum (y/n) wan’ it so bad i-i can-” she moaned out as she threw her head further back and her whole body shivered . “i cant take it anymore!” despite her cries , her hips never stopped rocking back and forth; adding even more wetness to your covered right thigh .

what started as a steamy makeout session had soon turned into her grinding down on your jeans and much to your surprise , you had found out she was not wearing panties under her skirt . you both knew that the second you two would be back into each others arms , this would happen . but she had not expected her punishment for her behaviour to take this long . she had assumed you would crack or better yet , forget about the punishment you had wrote about in your last letter but it had been an hour since she was first in your arms and every time she had tried to escalate the situation , you would whisper in her ear the filthiest shit she had ever heard to send her mind reeling—and god was it working . the formerly small patch of wetness from her pussy had quickly turned into over half your thigh being sticky with her fluids and your shirt being permanently wrinkled from the sweat of her hands . whenever she would slow down , you would grab her ass and move her yourself as if she was just a doll . she wasn’t allowed to cum either , you told her if she did you would get up and leave on the spot . you both knew you wouldn’t , but it was more fun this way if those were the conditions .

with your free hand you grabbed her chin to tilt her head down. “do you remember our safe word or are you so fucked out from my thigh that you cant remember what it is?”

if you didn’t know her better you would be concerned . if you didn’t know her better you would lift her hips off your jeans and shower her in hugs and kisses and cuddles . but you know navia , and you know this is exactly what she wants .

you wanted this ma cherie , now take it

[happyfunf3tti]

[grasslandgirl]

6'4-6'5 tall gertie is SUCH a win for the short kristen community and the not-as-tall-as-he-thinks-he-is fabian community (me). I just want gerite to be like. literally a foot taller MINIMUM than kristen AND to be like. at least a couple inches taller than Fabian. it brings me joy

[kalakilo]

at least he's aware of it

[shift-dreamr]

Straight girls, who is the one woman who could turn y’all gay?

[fraudulent-cheese]

Ok this might be a hot take

people saying "alenoah is just gay aleheather" might not be as horrifically wrong as the people saying "mkulia is lesbian alenoah", but they are still INCREDIBLY FUCKING WRONG.

Im assuming it's because they're basing it off the people who write alenoah strictly as enemies to lovers??? Because that is not the reason i really like it! I like it because it's friends to enemies to lovers, or at the very least, they start off neutrally. Outside of Noah and Heather just being different people, their relationship in canon doesn't start off the same either:

Heather starts off IMMEDIATLY calling Alejandro's façade complete bullshit and does not like him. at all. Meanwhile, pre-I See London, Noah and Alejandro seem to be friendly with eachother, or at least they're not on hostile terms (yet). During episodes 9 and 10, they're actively seen hanging around eachother during challenges and from what i know Alejandro doesn't try to mess with Noah in particular before this point? Like he tries messing with Owen in the Am-AH-zon Race episode, he pulls the favor thing with Tyler in Greece, hell he betrays Duncan before he does anything to Noah outside his elimination! Im not saying "oh alenoah canon", im saying that it's a clear difference between the two!

Also this isn't entirely related but a reason i like alenoah more than aleheather is because it opens up more interesting character interactions built off of canon, at least to me. Like, if Alejandro's going to date Noah, he's gonna have to actually be around Noah's friends, and if his obvious dislike of Owen is anything to go by he's probably not gonna be their biggest fan at first. Meanwhile with Heather, what exactly do you have (BY BUILDING OFF OF CANON!!!)? Harold, maybe? It's the only relationship she hasn't completly trashed by the end of All Stars considering her friendship with Leshawna ended in canon after WT and the more popular Heather friendships in the fandom don't have much (if any) canon basis.

this isn't to say you have to stick to canon exclusivly for this, im literally comparing a canon relationship to a purely fanon one, but i prefer going off of canon to an extent while writing or drawing or just. generally thinking about characters. I guess the building blocks in canon for an alenoah dynamic interest me more than aleheather's.

...also i prefer aleheather as besties LOL SORRY!

[scaredy-draws]

Mending Niigo's stitches

[cruelsister-moved2]

on the count of 3 lets all explain trans man lesbians without implying that being afab gives you unlimited VIP lesbian access & trans women have dangerous male socialisation... 3.... 2.... 1.... go! ............................ .......................... ..............................

[lenzoli]

so i'm getting second hand little goody two shoes brainrot from some friends, and the symptoms are beginning to show

here's some semi-shitpost elise x vampire lebkuchen (i don't know the ship name, do they even have a ship name?) art based on a convo, took far too long for shitpost art but it's the first thing i've made in a long while

(clearer version of the convo in the background)

will i play this game in the future? no clue lmao