#LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[neonghozt]

he masturbated 100 times 😭😭😭

[teethmouth]

normal tv posting

[karkats-longsleeves]

Has Grimsley ever fallen for one of his human victims

This ask if from 2017 holy christ-- and anon... if you are alive.................ur not gonna believe this................. 

[ghoulsides]

my mother should have murdered me

what jury would convict her, babe?

for love is wrapped around my heart

like a boa constrictor, babe

[roguelocks]

Sometimes you dodge the biggest bullet in the world and it’s so so awesome and you don’t even realize how awesome it is until 8 years later

[uhhhhmanda]

OK, I finally finished The Devil Judge. I already had an ao3 tab open and waiting. I clicked over to it and ... 10? Just 10 fics out of 1,135 are bottom Kang Yo Han? I rarely give a fuck who penetrates who in M/M fics but am I seriously in this kind of a tiny minority when it comes to Kang Yo Han getting railed by the guy with his beloved older brother's face? The older brother he was absolutely obsessed with? It's just me and (counts on fingers) 7 other people who think he wants to hear Kim Ga On whisper in his ear while he's facedownassup "it's ok to call me hyung"????????

[trashogram]

*Seeing fanart of Satan riding Yogirt* How in the fuck?

[electricpurrs]

i do really like the last drawing i posted but im unsatisfied now cause i think i wasnt clear enough on what feelings it was supposed to represent LOL. it expresses well the specific way i was feeling but i dont think its quite clear to an outside viewer (specially since i refuse to be explicit about it) so i got a bunch of tags saying "same" but i have actual no idea if any of these people are identifying the same feeling or if any of them are the feeling i was feeling so i guess this is my most open to interpretation piece ever now

[wishingxuponxstars]

Dopey had just seen the short puppy from afar, and he was annoyed. Why had no one told him they'd finally got a pet dog? He'd sulked for a bit when he couldn't find the mutt easily. It didn't seem to like staying in the house.

But sulking wasn't very healthy. So Dopey had decided to turn his energy into something productive.

That's why he was now in the forest, holding some cooked chicken in one hand and a homemade collar in the other. It was made of old scraps of fabric and would probably break if he tugged on it too hard, but Dopey mostly wanted it so the nametag, reading "Sir Barks-a-Lot, return to Dopey", would be visible.

He'd been waiting a few hours, and the chicken was starting to smell good, even to him, when he heard noises in the bushes. Was that his new pet? Dopey forced himself to sit still. Snow had told him that moving too much frightened wild animals. But he couldn't stop his ears from wiggling with excitement.

@leaderintitleonly

[vexic929]

YESSSSSS WE GOT 'EM!!!!!!!! indoor shoes with the steel chair

[tendergutzz]

costco is fighting the strike news hard as fuck w. the DEI initiative stuff

[clancyycat]

spent my one wild and precious day off thinking about them.

[wizard-butch]

Woopsie

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

♡ - Yijun @ Abel

✧ ── 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 ♡ 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍

●●●●○ | ATTRACTION ●●●○○ | AFFECTION ●●●●● | INTEREST ●●●○○ | LOYALTY ●○○○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

── Abel has mixed feelings about Yijun; he resents him but somehow he finds it a relief that the demon is living fairly well. Describing Abel's feelings is always a difficult task since he doesn't experience emotions in the same capacity as humans - or in the same way. Abel is, at its core, is a monstrous entity that manipulated and exploited a grieving child. His attraction to Yijun falls less into his physical beauty and much more in his ability to beguile humans; a talent most demons think they have but don't. It wants to observe and watch how Yijun will further mold the humans dangling on the edges of his claws, forming them into whatever he needs. Yijun, unlike so many others, learned to adapt to current times and flourish within it; Abel could almost be impressed. But not quite yet.

[epaily]

did

did he just ask if cad was a horse

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[subtlesolitude-tailoredtaste]

Time keeps on slipping slipping and I keep tripping. Shoes are on and tied. I even changed them to the no laces to see if I’d stop tripping every second time slipped. Round and around in circles is insanity. I don’t participate in. I got dragged in by maternal manipulation and programmed familial obligations. It’s a different type of Get Out. It’s far more insidious and I need to be my own tsa lil rel homie to rescue myself.