#Labarnes

[amymone69]

God Bless The Karate Kid Part 3

[kathrahender]

Petition for AO3 to create an official "rivals to lovers" tag.

[dykesynthezoid]

These three need group karate rival therapy ❤️ for Daniel’s sake

[andygo34]

Daniel [reading]: A study says that in a group of friends there will always be a person that everyone has fallen in love with or had a crush on at some point...

Daniel:I wonder which one of us would be...

Johnny, Chozen and Mike [looking directly at Daniel]: No idea.

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Cursed ship idea about ur cursed ship idea: Terry taking Daniel into the glass bedroom while Mike has to wait in the hallway (for “guard duty”) to listen to them have sex

Yesss. He totally would. I'm wondering how it could go. If it is more exhibitionism or cucking. Or a mix of both?

How does Daniel feel about it is he into it? Is he embarrassed? Is he embarrassed by how into it he is?

Depending on the setting this has sooo many ways of playing out. With so many tasty tropes.

Situation A. This is totally consensual on Daniel's part, he knows he's gonna be seen and he gets off on being shown off. He wants milk to know how good terry gives it to him. That he could never compare. (or that he could maybe try? But he'll never get the chance to.)

Situation B. Terry doesn't tell Daniel ahead of time? Or he doesn't know Mike will be there? He sees him and he's mortified but he can't stop because terry is so big and all over him, and he makes eye contact with Mike and he sees how hungry he is. Terry is dementedly happy the entire time.

Another option: Daniel is into Mike in some way? He wants him to see so that terry can give him a try.

Does Mike get off on it or is he angry or is he angry that he gets off on it?

So many layers to explore! That's what I love about these screwed up ot3's

[merv606]

I’m back! 👋

I elaborated more on Terry and Chozen being Daniel’s Sugar Daddies and Mike and Johnny being like - hello, what about us?

Enjoy!

Mike: Oh really? Did you dangle him off a cliff?

Johnny: No, I SHOVED him down one.

Daniel rolling his eyes: You do realize neither of you are sitting on the winning argument here?

Mike: Hey, I apologized. I bet he didn’t.

Johnny: Didn't have to. ‘Cause of me, he knows enough Cobra Kai he took down five hockey players at once. *smug and proud* I taught him that.

Daniel: The Hell you did, Lawrence!

Mike: Yeah? Sounds like he could handle a round with me just fine then. In fact, I know he can.

Johnny: Aren’t you married?

Mike: Aren’t you having a baby with another chic?

Daniel: WHOA WHOA WHOA! GUYS! First of all, there is, in fact, NOT enough of me to go around and I am NOT doing a quadruple penetration... *shudders* Hell No!… Send me your resumés and I’ll let you know who I decide on. *cell phone immediately pings, he opens it and sighs in irritation* Dick pics don’t count, Johnny.

Johnny: Seriously? That should be everything you need to know!

Chozen (musing): We could just do schedule...?

Mike: What? Like, take turns? I take him every other Tuesday?

Daniel *facepalms*: This is fucking ridiculous!

Johnny: I STILL like the way this guy thinks! Yeah LaRusso, if you can take five hockey players you can take the four of us!

Chozen: Agreed. My idea. I go first.

Johnny: No way. I say we just measure up. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna win that contest.

*Chozen and Mike groan and psh!*

*Daniel has an expression of “judging by this pic he just might” on his face*

Mike: Whatever. It ain’t about whose his first, it’s about whose his last…

Terry: And what makes you gentlemen think I plan on sharing?

Chozen: *gives a "Dude I thought we were bonding?!" look to Terry*

Daniel (throws hands up): Here we go….

Mike pointing to Terry: You still owe me, you son-of-a-bitch! Like I said (takes off jacket and throws it to the ground) You're next! Come on, Old Man!

Johnny (looking for Daniel): Hey, where’d he go?

Daniel (running through a field -and flashing back to Halloween ‘84 - while talking himself both in and out of this):

Shit shit shit… l'm not gonna have an ass after this… I should just stick with Terry and take down Cobra Kai for good… the devil you know… but Chozen is so sexy when he’s in bodyguard mode… yeah two out of four, I can handle that… aaahh but Johnny and I have history and if that’s his actual pic 👅💦… but Barnes can give me one Hell of a pounding I’ll never forget… No! No! You cannot handle all four!… Five with Amanda… Oh shit! Amanda’s gonna kill me, crap I’m gonna get the belt tonight, I know it!… Fuck! How the fuck do I get myself into these situations?… I’m so screwed…

RIP Daniel's Ass indeed! 🪦

Welcome back 👋

A moment of silence for Daniel’s 🍑

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I have nothing to add to this - it’s quite funny - and sadly, I think accurate to how they would behave 😂

You should write it 😃

10/10 would read!

Original ask:

[silverusso]

[yenforfairytales]

Mike, running into the room: DANIEL--

Chozen, whispering: SHHH! Daniel-san is sleeping

Mike, also whispering: Oh, sorry

Chozen, still whispering: What is it?

Johnny, who was just behind Mike, whispering calmly: There's a fire

[sawthefaeriequeen]

Daniel Larusso.

[lukeeloover]

This is how all of Daniel Larusso's rivals see him

[puella-peanut]

Got bored and decided to make pics of Daniel and his karate boyfriends on Picrew!

LawRusso

Danzen

Silverusso

LaKreese

LaBarnes

[karatekidfangirl]

Mike Barnes mentioned owning Daniel's ass a lot in Karate Kid III. Like he wanted his ass! Oh my god, Mike, if you wanted his ass so much, you should have just asked. He probably would have given it to you.

[kathrahender]

It's funny how people ask "Why do you ship Lawrusso (or other rivals/enemies to lovers ships in Karate Kid/Cobra Kai)?". Like bro, dude, ma'am, or whatever you want to be called, it's not my fault if the rivals/enemies in Karate Kid/Cobra Kai have so much unresolved sexual tension.

[dykesynthezoid]

Realizing that the only labarnes fic I’ve ever wanted to write is conceptually just about post-tkk3 Mike Barnes getting eco horror-ed. Yknow, guy who just sort of casually ends up with a tree growing out of his diaphragm. And Daniel is watching him freak out going ah jeez :/ ah man that sucks how did that happen

[andygo34]

*Daniel sleeps with one of them*

Mike: Watching you sleep calms me down.

Chozen: I love watching you sleep, Daniel LaRusso.

Terry: I like that image, you sleeping in my bed.

Johnny: Did you know that you drool when you sleep?

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Favorite LaBarnes moment? I quite liked how Mike spoke softly to Daniel and then snippy towards Chozen

100% this scene where it takes Daniel .12 seconds to go from "I'm gonna murder you" to "I am now brushing my hair behind my ears coquettishly and slapping at your chest playfully. Oh it would certainly be terrible if some big strong karate man wanted to flirtatiously spar with me."

"left side like you like" 🤨

And then Chozen mistakes their play fight for an actual fight and dive bombs Mike because Daniel is HIS boyfriend, and he moved all the way from Okinawa to support him, so hands off. Also I took out all your movers, oops.

^ that is the "oops I did it again" face, Daniel.

The little mostly friendly rivalry those two have afterwards really gives me "fighting over the head cheerleader" vibes.

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