#Lando and Zak can fuck off with Danica

[justanotherdrfan]

Welcome back to DTS BREAKDOWN!

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S6E3 (Under Pressure)

-eww it’s Zak Brown

-‘we need to give them some time’ don’t you say Zak how’s about I give you some time with my fist in a boxing ring you absolute arsehole of a being

-‘Maybe this is the year we can turn things around’ yes Lando you keep living in delulu land and sign your life away one stupidly timed contract after contract with McLaren

-not Oscar not knowing how to get the door to open at McLaren HQ 😂

-‘He’s only like 15’, Lando commenting about Oscar (and you act like a 15 year old so please tell me the difference)

-You also said all the same things about Daniel Zak and look how you ended up treating him you absolute twat

-also your car is butt ugly

-Lando I see you laughing in the corner whilst Zak talks about championship worthy cars (and so does DTS)

-also your car is shithouse too

-17th and DNF on the first race (stellar car McLaren just stellar and karma is a bitch)

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS IS BACK

-And then they follow with Danica (fuck off)

-Lando ‘we have a clear plan’ moments after they show him tell Zak he’s going to walk into Red Bull and steal their front wing (sounds legit, also I know your trying but it’s not funny)

-Christian you can make out like you want Lando all you want but you love Daniel and Max together full stop (so stop kidding us and yourself)

-Zak: ‘block out all the nonsense’ (so can you be blocked from F1 then?)

-Lando trying to play the camera as if he’s Daniel (mate you will not and I repeat will not be the king of DTS. That is DANIEL RICCIADRO. AND DANIEL RICCIARDO ONLY.)

-Why am I watching these two twats play golf?

-Yes the golf cart is quicker than the McLaren (it’s not that hard at this point) 😂

-Lando once again is a brat on radio

-YES CHRISTIAN TALK SHIT ABOUT ZAK! (He’s such a daddy cub to Daniel)

-Not George airing out William’s dirty laundry about people drinking on race weekends 😂

-Zak and Lando clearly both live in delulu land

-All of McLaren’s sponsors grilling Zak about his shitshow of a car 👏🏽

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS I ADORE YOU

-McLaren with all this bullshit talking around the situation of their shit car just say what it is for what it is and stop playing for the camera (yes I know the shows dramatised but still)

-KEEP CLAIRE ON RETAINER I BEG OF YOU DTS

-‘I feel very responsible with what happens at McLaren’ well Zak I think that’s kinda of your job don’t you think?

-NOTE A DTS MOMENT BUT I HATE MCLAREN

-Ohh right your leading a race because Max isn’t just doing it so shits not always the same same

-Ohh look Haas has entered the chat only for it to be its engine on fire at Silverstone ( that Ferrari engine ahh) 😬🏎️🔥🧯

-FUCK OFF ZAK JUST FUCK OFF

-‘I’ve never won an F1 race’ (and you never will Lando you never will with McLaren)

THANK FUCK THAT EPISODE IS OVER! 😤