#I hate Zak brown

[justanotherdrfan]

Welcome back to DTS BREAKDOWN!

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S6E3 (Under Pressure)

-eww it’s Zak Brown

-‘we need to give them some time’ don’t you say Zak how’s about I give you some time with my fist in a boxing ring you absolute arsehole of a being

-‘Maybe this is the year we can turn things around’ yes Lando you keep living in delulu land and sign your life away one stupidly timed contract after contract with McLaren

-not Oscar not knowing how to get the door to open at McLaren HQ 😂

-‘He’s only like 15’, Lando commenting about Oscar (and you act like a 15 year old so please tell me the difference)

-You also said all the same things about Daniel Zak and look how you ended up treating him you absolute twat

-also your car is butt ugly

-Lando I see you laughing in the corner whilst Zak talks about championship worthy cars (and so does DTS)

-also your car is shithouse too

-17th and DNF on the first race (stellar car McLaren just stellar and karma is a bitch)

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS IS BACK

-And then they follow with Danica (fuck off)

-Lando ‘we have a clear plan’ moments after they show him tell Zak he’s going to walk into Red Bull and steal their front wing (sounds legit, also I know your trying but it’s not funny)

-Christian you can make out like you want Lando all you want but you love Daniel and Max together full stop (so stop kidding us and yourself)

-Zak: ‘block out all the nonsense’ (so can you be blocked from F1 then?)

-Lando trying to play the camera as if he’s Daniel (mate you will not and I repeat will not be the king of DTS. That is DANIEL RICCIADRO. AND DANIEL RICCIARDO ONLY.)

-Why am I watching these two twats play golf?

-Yes the golf cart is quicker than the McLaren (it’s not that hard at this point) 😂

-Lando once again is a brat on radio

-YES CHRISTIAN TALK SHIT ABOUT ZAK! (He’s such a daddy cub to Daniel)

-Not George airing out William’s dirty laundry about people drinking on race weekends 😂

-Zak and Lando clearly both live in delulu land

-All of McLaren’s sponsors grilling Zak about his shitshow of a car 👏🏽

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS I ADORE YOU

-McLaren with all this bullshit talking around the situation of their shit car just say what it is for what it is and stop playing for the camera (yes I know the shows dramatised but still)

-KEEP CLAIRE ON RETAINER I BEG OF YOU DTS

-‘I feel very responsible with what happens at McLaren’ well Zak I think that’s kinda of your job don’t you think?

-NOTE A DTS MOMENT BUT I HATE MCLAREN

-Ohh right your leading a race because Max isn’t just doing it so shits not always the same same

-Ohh look Haas has entered the chat only for it to be its engine on fire at Silverstone ( that Ferrari engine ahh) 😬🏎️🔥🧯

-FUCK OFF ZAK JUST FUCK OFF

-‘I’ve never won an F1 race’ (and you never will Lando you never will with McLaren)

THANK FUCK THAT EPISODE IS OVER! 😤

[pucksandpower]

Fred Vasseur wore a McLaren cap to celebrate Lando Norris’ win in Miami. Zak Brown returned the favor and wore a (signed) Ferrari cap today.

[livefastdriveyoung]

Mclaren has always, and I mean always treated their drivers like they are the least important part of a race/team. They fired Kevin Magnussen on his birthday in an email. They brought Daniel Ricciardo in and broke him because they couldn't figure out how to have a driver like him on the team and balance him with Lando.

They fired David Malukas because he couldn't drive with an injury.

And now this:

Not only did they very clearly blindside Theo Pourchaire, they had him give up his super formula seat in order to be able to driver for them. So now not only is Theo out of an Indycar seat, he has no seat anywhere. The 2023 F2 champion has no seat in any sport at all. It's insane that this is becoming an acceptable behavior.

I hope Theo is able to drive somewhere next season. There are rumors that as soon as his release was announced three teams immediately wanted his info. I have faith he will be in the seat.

DO NOT HATE ON NOLAN SIEGEL. This is not an invitation to do so. He seems like a nice guy. The pay-driver thing is going to be a reality of it all about him, but my big concern is that he has not even tested the Mclaren yet. I hate when a team makes a move based on info from other teams, even when their owner/manager is shared.

I would also like to point out that this decision is in the hands of Zak Brown. He runs Mclaren, both in Indy and F1. If he can do it in Indy, like he already has to David Malukas and now Theo, he could do it to his academy drivers and F1 drivers, like he did to Daniel Ricciardo. I would like to point out, actually, that he's still doing it right now with Oscar. Oscar has had considerable pace these last few races, even better than Lando on occasion, but they have consistently sacrificed him anyway. Oscar has the benefit of being fantastic and also having Mark Webber as his manager. I wouldn't be surprised if Red Bull or Aston Martin offer him a contract in the future. But for drivers who aren't as lucky as Oscar Piastri? It's a problem. Zak Brown has spent countless interview hours ripping into Red Bull's toxic driver environment. Newsflash, at least Red Bull doesn't pretend. At least every driver coming in knows they have a benchmark that is Max. The benchmark for Mclaren is money.

[foreverfearlessred]

Yet his teammate and his former competitors all say he had way more to show i know who I’m gonna believe and it isn’t the person who’s name starts with a J 🫶🏻

[fa3rydd]

I think the punishment for being British is every week having to suffer through the sky f1 commentators and british media…. SAVE ME !! THEY JUST SUCKING OFF MCLAREN AND ESPECIALLY LANDO AND IM SO SICK OF IT

[serendipitybitchez]

MCLAREN WHEN I CATCH YOU! I SWEAR ITS ALMOST LIKE YALL DONT WANT A DRIVER CHAMPIONSHIP WIN…

[cryingat300kph]

Lando is immature and spoiled thats why when things dont go his way he goes into shock . He never got used to it as a child and his family/mclaren always pampered him

Anon you're kinda cooking, which has motivated me to enter the kitchen as well.

First off Lando IS talented. But, maybe it's cause I'm an American (I'm from LA/NYC tho, yes we're different) but I'll always root for an underdog or non-rich person, over the silver spoon kid.

Even with this I initially liked Lando, I was really happy when he got his first win. He's charming, funny, and cute. And i'm gay as shit so his babyboyness captivates me, but his recent behavior reminds me WAY too much of the super rich kids I've gone to school with.

I've seen/heard older fans and younger fans both kinda brush it off calling him emo or just saying he has a bad poker face. However, (and i think this is the ultimate reason he rubs me the wrong way) I'm 22 which is young too but I think is like close enough to 24 but also far enough to be like 'okaay dude why are we acting like this in public?' Like this is very teenager angst bullshit which is cute up until like 21 and maybe my age, but dude you're turning 25 before the end of the year! It screams someone who has never faced true unfair adversity despite how hard they work.

[sv5sam]

Everybody is a McLaren hater even if they are not they are a McLaren hater

[indiesleazethestrokes]

not only i hate lando but i also hate mclaren y'all tainted oscar's win

i hate the way they talked to both their drivers today

also imagine you're a driver and your mechanics call you childish that's just embarrassing max get it together

[overtake]

why are people acting like zak brown getting a tattoo for a driver win is some special tradition he thought of and not very very much daniel’s thing. i hope that ugly ass trump-loving motherfucker’s tattoo falls or blows out.

[detroit-grand-prix]

i'm no big fan of theo pourchaire but i feel so bad for him. mclaren went to japan, bought out his Super Formula contract, offered him a multi-year deal, and booted him out... what, two races after? and he did really well for never having driven an indycar before!! and this was after he got so much abuse for what happened at the detroit GP?

like, i know motorsport isn't fair but this is like, above and beyond being terrible.

[justanotherdrfan]

Zak Brown saying he’s happy with the work his team is doing in developing the car and staying with that when asked about a Adrian Newey potential move to McLaren. Do you know what that screams to me? HE CANT AFFORD HIM!

We know McLaren as a brand isn’t profiting highly with their road cars, all the back and forth selling off the MTC the last few years and the amount of sponsors they play Tetris with on their car goes to show they don’t have the assets to back a industry changing master mind like Adrian!

So your ohh we’re happy with what we have is really all you got!

[hotmessmaxpress]

i’m so embarrassing I literally get triggered by the existence of lando norris

[aaron04jpg]

what the fuck are PAPAYA RULES💜

[dostoslaysky]

will palex divorce hitting as hard as yukierre divorce for me? hmmm let's see

[princelancey]

Zak Brown I hope you get extremely painful piles you fucking cunt