#mclaren hate blog

[justanotherdrfan]

Welcome back to DTS BREAKDOWN!

Please don’t open if you want to avoid spoilers!

S6E3 (Under Pressure)

-eww it’s Zak Brown

-‘we need to give them some time’ don’t you say Zak how’s about I give you some time with my fist in a boxing ring you absolute arsehole of a being

-‘Maybe this is the year we can turn things around’ yes Lando you keep living in delulu land and sign your life away one stupidly timed contract after contract with McLaren

-not Oscar not knowing how to get the door to open at McLaren HQ 😂

-‘He’s only like 15’, Lando commenting about Oscar (and you act like a 15 year old so please tell me the difference)

-You also said all the same things about Daniel Zak and look how you ended up treating him you absolute twat

-also your car is butt ugly

-Lando I see you laughing in the corner whilst Zak talks about championship worthy cars (and so does DTS)

-also your car is shithouse too

-17th and DNF on the first race (stellar car McLaren just stellar and karma is a bitch)

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS IS BACK

-And then they follow with Danica (fuck off)

-Lando ‘we have a clear plan’ moments after they show him tell Zak he’s going to walk into Red Bull and steal their front wing (sounds legit, also I know your trying but it’s not funny)

-Christian you can make out like you want Lando all you want but you love Daniel and Max together full stop (so stop kidding us and yourself)

-Zak: ‘block out all the nonsense’ (so can you be blocked from F1 then?)

-Lando trying to play the camera as if he’s Daniel (mate you will not and I repeat will not be the king of DTS. That is DANIEL RICCIADRO. AND DANIEL RICCIARDO ONLY.)

-Why am I watching these two twats play golf?

-Yes the golf cart is quicker than the McLaren (it’s not that hard at this point) 😂

-Lando once again is a brat on radio

-YES CHRISTIAN TALK SHIT ABOUT ZAK! (He’s such a daddy cub to Daniel)

-Not George airing out William’s dirty laundry about people drinking on race weekends 😂

-Zak and Lando clearly both live in delulu land

-All of McLaren’s sponsors grilling Zak about his shitshow of a car 👏🏽

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS I ADORE YOU

-McLaren with all this bullshit talking around the situation of their shit car just say what it is for what it is and stop playing for the camera (yes I know the shows dramatised but still)

-KEEP CLAIRE ON RETAINER I BEG OF YOU DTS

-‘I feel very responsible with what happens at McLaren’ well Zak I think that’s kinda of your job don’t you think?

-NOTE A DTS MOMENT BUT I HATE MCLAREN

-Ohh right your leading a race because Max isn’t just doing it so shits not always the same same

-Ohh look Haas has entered the chat only for it to be its engine on fire at Silverstone ( that Ferrari engine ahh) 😬🏎️🔥🧯

-FUCK OFF ZAK JUST FUCK OFF

-‘I’ve never won an F1 race’ (and you never will Lando you never will with McLaren)

THANK FUCK THAT EPISODE IS OVER! 😤

[rickybaby]

I feel a little bad bc the only thing I’m still watching for rn is to see if mclaren muds it again 🙏🏻

I mean it’s inevitable for perez to overtake Norris even tho he’s taking too long to do it and I am placing all my hopes on este overtaking lando. I know he can to do it

The only thing I want from the Daniel Ricciardo Grand Prix is for the mclarens to end up pointless 🙏🏽

[emprcaesar]

F1 radio messages that make me giggle

[slutforpringles]

Not the McLaren admin getting community noted with both Maxiel youngest teammate 1-2 and Lestappen youngest overall 1-2 podium erasures. 🤡😤🤡😤

[titanelite22]

Jeremy Clarkson saying something smart for once

[danthropologie]

max verstappen, austrian gp 2024 (colorized)

[forzalvr]

they should have their own reality comedy show 😭 [not mine!!]

[yesloulou]

💛💛 my proudest creation on tumblr.com 💛💛

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

I don’t want to see anyone else say that P*astr* is a team player or a good teammate. He only cares about himself and mc*aren are just going along with it , absolute clowns.

That team could have prevented this by telling him to play the team game but they didn’t. He opened up the door for Charles, P*astr* alone, ruined their important, vital, 1-2 today. Lost Lando places, which screwed their strategy. He is something else, but I guess him and mc*laren deserve each other. The irony of everything that comes out of management’s mouths ugh just gets me.

Sorry Lando that your team and teammate sucks.

[piastrispastry]

I don’t think there’s any point me commenting on yesterday’s race as I will just be rehashing what has already been said.

However, McLaren’s social media stance this race compared to Zandvoort seemed really strange.

In Zandvoort the team seemed somewhat sombre, and I remember sitting there and thinking “this feels slightly underwhelming”. You have to remember that their world championship contender won the race by 22 seconds, the biggest margin out of everyone this season so far. Yet on social media they seemed almost disappointed with lack of spotlight on the domination Lando had shown.

Cut to Monza, where McLaren screw over Lando’s Drivers Championship chances again and somehow manage to convert a 1-2 into a 2-3. Yet, their social media response seemed overwhelmingly positive. Yes, it could be damage control and a double podium is amazing but compared to last week that response almost doesn’t seem fair! Compared to the sombre tone of the week before they create this image of “this is the best we could of done today!” which is simply not true.

[justanotherdrfan]

If I have to hear that idiot say Grand Prix drivers one more time yet along talk again I will come to the MTC myself and strangle him!

[rickybaby]

CINEMA!!

[girlsjustwannef1]

I think my hatred for mclaren (the team) grows more everyday. And here are some reasons:

1) zak brown saying f1 should be apolitical (directed at lewis) and then inviting felon donald trump to the miami gp. norris also saying how it was an honour to meet him yadda yadda. EWWW

2) zakary calling for stricter rule enforcement by the fia in reference to redbull (in general) and the austrian gp, but not talking about his driver dive-bombing and not being reprimanded? also still unclear if mclaren is running an illegal car atm (apparently not anymore)

3) their commitment to not name a 1st or 2nd driver but clearly favouring norris to the detriment of oscar's races

4) using the mclaren name for british bias, and "look at all our world champions" as a retort to criticism of underperforming

I might be biased so I'm really trying to be objective here, but zak is a pos and it's breeding a really toxic environment at mclaren.

Zak Brown probably

[slutforpringles]

🚨Multiple F1 teams have gone to the FIA amid suspicions over McLaren's front wing

via: McLaren car concern raised with FIA as rival F1 teams alerted by Italian GP footage

[purplesectorss]

L*ndo is in post-race media saying “I lost a bit of respect for him” buddy we ALL lost respect for you!

[danthropologie]

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