Fairy tail goofy hc
Mostly queer, FR/ENG (/créole vite fait genre une phrase)
POV Natsu et Happy :
Lucy becomming more and more buff as she train.
One day Natsu thought he got the concept of gendre but no.
One time Sting try to eat himself bc he was so hungry, bc he can eat what's white.
Erik real name is Eric but he thought it was more swag with a K.
Erza is a tismé sucré des îles sucré au surce carameliser.
Meldy has a jelly fish hair cut.
JELLAL IS TRANSFEM, because she is too cool to be a man, so erza is a lesbian !!!!!!!
T4T GRUVIA
Natsu is poc and Zeleph is white as an ass
Mavis speak creole, bc she's from Tenro
Jubia got mommy issues (i will explain later)
Erza is buff lika Patty on tiktok.
The girl and girlies got an MMA club (the sport not the assurance)
Readers do art therapy on demand
Macbeth is non-binary. They never got over the closure of skyblog. Mira give them her old wardrobe and Luxus his old CD.
Erik is immunized to every poison but he's lactos intolerant that dumbass
Lucy got a carabiner for her keys bravo les lesbiennes
Crime Sorcière became a registred guild and with the help of the concil then try to reinsert crimminals to society (i will explan later)
Cana is from the south of France, le pastis o con putaing
Bacus is from Bretagne, BREIZH DA VIKEN
Zoro from one piece is vendéen
Makarof the first time he saw Natsu eating fire : Ti marmail la la baise la science (the expression is from my mother idk)
Gadjeel eats his own piercings when he is hungry
Lisana have been influence by edo-Lucy, so is now roasting the shit out of everyone. Her favorit sentance is : elle comme ou quoi cette pute ?
(Sorry for the last one, that was a french meme. Sorry for my frenchness)
Reby and Mirajane host a podcast and invite the guild members, and some time other guild. (Once they had crime sorcière as guest , and they get the council au cul) (for the defense of crime sorcière, they thought it was a podcast for fairy tail members only)
Macbeth is a huge fan of Mozart l'opéra rock, their favorite song is "L'assassymphonie"
Gadjeel has the certificate (or whatever it is) to pierced people, but only Reby can get free piercing.
So Reby got a navel piercing, and some on her ears
Erza a a scar on the right eye (the one she cover), because action has consequences and healing everything without scars is boring. Or if not a scar she can't see with the fake eye or something. At least she can never cry from that eye again.
She has also a scars burn on her arms since she stopped the fight between Nastu and Grey
Wendy healing magic (or any healing magic i guess) is like an acceleration of the healing or scarring process, so it live scars and stuff.
After Jubia sacrificed herself to save Grey, she get chronic Pain (or something like that, idk i'm not a doctor)
Jubia is bi, when she says "rival in love" when talking about Lucy, she's talking about the rivality between Lucy and Grey. She's in love with both of them. (Jubia also had a crush on Erza, but every girls in ft got a crush on Erza)
Sting il a découvert sa bisexualité a l'envers, il pensait être gay et un jour il a eu un crush sur une meuf (too lazy to translate this one, but it's like the Chevalier de Lorraine in Versailles)
Bisca and Arzak are bi4bi
Erza get actual armor, not the things she has on the anime where she's half-naked most of the time.
And they also have magic clothes that can resist to magic, so they don't finish half-naked
Sting discovered his bisexuality in reverse, he thought he was gay and one day he had a crush on a girl (not lazy anymore)
Yukino and Minerva are dating 🥰💗🎀
I have many hc but i forget the rest. I will do an other post maybe. Maybe focus on a specifique character.
Also I don't know how to use Tumblr so forgive me.
I also can't speak a proper english sorry
💗🌸🎀
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Captures de l’Ep. 4.11 - Intrigues à Las Vegas / V.O. : Cold Dick (2000) de la série Le Caméléon (V.O. : The Pretender).
Mlle Parker : "C'est la différence entre maîtriser sa vie, et la laisser vous contrôler."
Mlle Parker : "vous les entendez ?"
Broots : "quoi ?"
Mlle Parker "J'entends les violons..."
Broots : "Mais avant tout, j'aimerai que tu m'appelles... PUFF DADDY"
Jarod : "On dit que la vie bien souvent dépasse la fiction"
Jarod : "Dans le doute, ne tenir compte que des faits".
Argyle : "Mais tu ne sais pas jouer au golf ?"
Jarod : "C'est de la géométrie et de la physique. Rien de très compliqué."
Jarod : "En 56 min j'avais trouvé la clef d swing parfait. Je vous mettrai dans la confidence un de ces jours."
père d'Argyle : "Et on a dansé sur les nuages du 7ème ciel toute la nuit, vous saisissez la métaphore ? Et là, on a été béni des Dieux."
Clin d'oeil au co-créateur Craig Van Sickle ^^... Jarod apprend donc à jouer au golf en regardant une émission ludique d'un certain... Sam Van Sickle !
Jarod était déjà passé à Las Vegas dans l'Episode 1.04 - Les Jeux sont Faits /Curious Jarod (1996).
Saison 4 : Episodes 01 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 07 - 08 - 09 - 10
- 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 18 - 19 - 20.
Autre série à Las Vegas : Las Vegas (Ep. 1.19) avec Jon Gries ...
Autre série de golf : In The Rough avec Ryan Merriman.
Films à Las Vegas : ...
Films de golf : La Légende de Bagger Vance avec Harve Presnell, que pratiquent également James Denton, Ryan Merriman, Jeffrey Donovan, George Lazenby et Willie Gault.
L'acteur Leland Orser avait déjà fait du nettoyage dans le film Very Bad Things (1998) et recroisera un chameau dans l’Ep. 14.10 de la série Urgences... que montait Jarod dans l'Ep. 1. ?
source : imdb
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