#Like Ares is a gud boi

[n41r]

Aaaaa, thank you so much for the redraws! Is it okay if I ask for more card redraws of my old ones later? I mean, if you're alright with it-

Hope it's fine on me asking about silly headcanons and such, the reblog on tagging what Sieg would say to Edge just kinda clicked with me. Infrwoif, I can't help but think that Sieg is just chaotic in general unless something's serious happening! Normal days would be he's taunting others a lot, for example with the post on what he would say to Edge before running away while Edge's command reel is going higher and higher while chasing Sieg XDD

Ahem- Anyways, on the monsters you got who do you think can be the possible chaotic person and straightforward person in general? For me, I think Sieg and Summoner Kika respectively, since Sieg just triggers everyone and dragged others into trouble with him while Kika probably just done with Summoner Kiku's past antics that she's done with jokes in general and had to be the one to Sieg out of trouble he puts himself into-

It's okay! I will give you a heads up when I'll be able to do help you with more card redraw!

Also, that one reblog with my HC for Sieg, eh- That was a little bit inspired by Edge's cut-in line(s) if he were to meet Sieg

((Please ignore DeepL translating Sieg's name into Zeke, idk what happened there-))

And the funniest part (atleast for me), there are no corresponding line from Sieg or Dark Sieg themselves, so it feels like Edge is just being edgy (heh) for no reason-

And for the monsters on my team, I do sometimes makes up some ridiculous af headcanons and grouped them in a certain type of vibes Some of the examples are probably,

There are a lot of different kind of straight-forward in my mind, and it's hard for me to pick, so I just try to make these tables based on vibes-

My headcanons for most of my Oremons are mostly baseless tbh, so take em with grain of salts if you want to hsfkejrhvtrh--

[erose-this-name]

Primer On Stylistic Elements Of Internet Speak (Zoomerese) (from what I've learned by being terminally online)

This is just text, like, normal fucking text. nothing special about this.

Because base English 🥱 only has support for shouting :O (!) questions🤨(?) and statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (.), and we wanted to add new registers of voice :P, (and keyboards limit the ability to add new symbols) :-( a lot of new features to the language have to be made out of other symbols or be made of stylistic elements instead of a dedicated symbol. And since there's no dedicated authority to teach people new abstract symbols, they had to be faces so they could be intuitive. ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ♡

This isn't sARcaSTIc at all, I mean come on, why would anyone EVER want to indicate SARCASM by OVEREXAGGERATING to compensate for """"English not having a sarcasm punctuation mark""""? Like, c'mon, it's not like "/s" or ".~" can also be used AS a sarcmark.~

Oh, yeah? "RanDOM CaPS mAKeS IT sOunD LIkE mOCkiNG" that's what you sound like.

This is TOTALLY post-irony OR meta-irony, where you just, like, SAY what you actually mean but IN A SARCASTIC WAY??? Uh, what is this, some kinda "gen z exclusive" comedy/slang feature?? Like, wow, I guess you would need to do that to "create some distance" between you and your beliefs by giving you the ability to say you were "JuST KiDDinG", or as a "joke" because ""zoomers"" are so oversaturated with content that normal single level sarcasm doesn't work anymore and they need to layer that shit up two or three times, or some bullshit like that.

I'm finna splain txt messg shorthand, aka sms language. its like faster 2 type & kinda gives u a valley grl vibe. itz actually a bit harder 2 learn than the rest of these and I'm not gud at it. kthnx

This. Is. Putting. A. Period. On. Every. Fucking. Word. This. Shit. Makes. It. Sound. Like. You. Motherfucker. Are. Very. FUCKING. Angry. And. Authoritative. (this prosody is also a new [and relatively rare] feature in spoken English as well.)

UwU, what's this? Nya, thiws iws uwu/owo voice! (UwU)! Iwt iws meant towo sowund wike a baby voice, vewy cute (hazawdouswy cute) (UwU!), awnd iws used excwusivewy by fuwwies awnd femboys awnd fuwwy femboys uwu awnd anyaone who uses iwt "iwonyacawwy" iws secwetewy owne nya of those pwobabwy uwu. use at youw own peril (you will wose bwaincewws awnd become gay) nya! RAWR XD

Dis ar teh LOLCAT, it be VRY OUTDATD MEME, but sum bits ov dis style ov brokd grammar an spellin' still appears on teh interwebs in TINY DOSES 2 mak it seem cutr an dumbr or leik a cat 4 ironic purposez, LIEK ONCE OR TWICE PER POST!!!1!1 DO NOT OVAR USE IT LIEK IM U WILL DYE!!!1!1!

uh all lowercase and without punctuation makes it seem childish/lazy which can be used for irony if what youre saying is actually very important or authoritative but you dont wanna sound that way because you are depressed or just wanna feel cute or maybe some other reason idk im just a boy

Exclamation marks (!) indicate excitement and energy! My Dad (ex-typographer) whose really really cool says that exclamation marks (!) mean you're SHOUTING and not to use them!!! And he's really cool, but that's not right anymore because SHOUTING IS INDICATED BY ALL UPPERCASE!!!!!

AAAA WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!?

fUCK CAPS LOCK IS ON THIS LOOKS LIKE AN OBVIOUS MISTAKE/UNINTENTIONAL SHOUTING FUNNY JOKE.

This is Capitalizing The First Letter In Every Word, which is done on Tumblr Dot Com but not much elsewhere. It brings to mind how Titles and Headlines also sometimes Capitalizing The First Letter In Every Word, and gives your post an aura of Authority and to Nounify Something.

Most other parts of the internet™®© do this where they spam copyright and trademark symbols®©™®©© to achieve the same effect as capitalizing the first letter in every word©©™.

>be me >go on 4Chan.org >dies immediately.exe >looks into posts >discovers entirely unique and interesting writing style called greentext >ask why its called that >Get called a "newf*g, desu" >it's mostly used by incels to gaslight fa/tg/uys and /b/***** (they wouldn't censor that) into reading stories they made up about themselves where they become a sex haver >literally no one believes that any greentext has ever actually happened >find incest greentext >ew.wav >read it anyways because ******** (utter self-loathing is important for authentic greentext) >it's just the plot of Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back >mfw

I learned 4Channerish so you don't have to. Seriously, don't.

(If I've missed anything please reblog to expand our VALUABLE COLLECTIVE EDUTRAINING ABILITIES)

[ask-ghazghkull-da-waagh-prophet]

What's your favorite enemy to fight?

DA SPACE MARINEZ OR DA SMALL UMIES WOT YARRICK LEDZ.

YA JUST GIT VARIETY. DERES DA WHITE UN RED WUNZ THAT GO FAST, DEY AR FUN TO CATCH. DEN DERES DA BLACK WUNS WITH DA NOSES THAT LIKE TA PLAY SNEAKY, A FUN SUPRIZE AT NIGHT TIME. DEN DERES DA BLUE BOYS, HOO KEEP YELLIN BOUT THEIR COW DECKS OR SUMPTIN.

DEN DA LITTLE HUMIEZ ALWAYS TRY TA DO DA SAME TING DA MARINEZ DO. NOT AS GUD BUT ALSO MORE OF DEM.

[burnbrightuni]

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? NO

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? NO

3. Have you taken someones virginity? NO. ABSOLUTELY NO.

4. Is trust a big issue for you? I deemed honesty as a important virtue in my friends--but so far, there ain't any big trust issues I am ecountering rn.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Yes.

6. What are you excited for? Perhaps saturday night (gonna watch deh with my friends!) Physical school to reopen.

7. What happened tonight? Nothing much. Just me watching the politician series while doing my art hw.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? If not too wasted, then no.

9. Is confidence cute? Depends on the person, and not extreme confidence. Then its cute.

10. What is the last beverage you had? Water, had it a minute ago.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Hmmm, I trust 4. But if you say "FULLY TRUST", then 2.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Nope

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Hangout with my friends.

14. What are you going to spend money on next? Never.( Even if I were to spend, its gonna be my mom's money) I would spend my money on very special occasions.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? I suppose this means kissing in the lips, so NO.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Maybe my knowledge will be more immense.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My close friends, I guess.

18. The last time you felt broken? There were many times n I can't remember the last.

19. Have you had sex today? NO

20. Are you starting to realize anything? yes. 1. Theres only 1 thing gud about online learnign--being able to finish off my list of "must watch movies/series" (most with groff starring)

21. Are you in a good mood? Im not in the mood.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Baby sharks, yes.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Don't remember, perhaps.

24. What do you want right this second? Pssshhh, a boy to confess their affection towards me lmao.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Uh. "We shall end our relationship."

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Not sure-its a little brown and yellow, maybe due to chlorine from swimming pool?

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Yes. I don't mind, as long as he cares and loves me.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Jonathan groff in mindhunter.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yes.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Yes.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Not at all. (I love him so much)

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Ok what do you mean by "feelings"? Affection? Or likeness towards them?

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? Nope.

34. Listening to? The politician.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yes.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? If (on the lips) then no, never even done so.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes.

38. Who did you last call? My friend.

39. Who was the last person you danced with? My friends in a party.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I kiss nobdy.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? cupcake-hm so long ago. Cake, last saturday;)

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Eh, no.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Yes.

44. Do you tan in the nude? Nope.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Kiss nobody.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope.

47. Who was the last person to call you? Rio;)

48. Do you sing in the shower? YeS

49. Do you dance in the car? No

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? NOpe

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Never got one.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? NO, never. Musicals are the besssttt.

53. Is Christmas stressful? Never celebrated christmas:(

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Don't know what that is.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Durian pie.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Doctor, till now still is;)))

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yep.

59. Take a vitamin daily? Nope

60. Wear slippers? Nope.- wait actually yes, I have a pair which I wear to go out lol.

61. Wear a bath robe? NOpe.

62. What do you wear to bed? A random t-shirt and pants (which r old and has holes in it)

63. First concert? K1.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Idk.

65. Nike or Adidas? Idk.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos (I assume its cheese, so gonna choose the cheezy one)

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? None.

69. Ever take dance lessons? Never

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Professional Doctor.

71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? I suppose, yes.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes.

74. What is your favorite book? Wuthering heights.

75. Do you study better with or without music? Without.

76. Regularly burn incense? none

77. Ever been in love? No.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Jonathan groff.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Virtually, the last concert I saw was Spring Awakening. (my friend got me a illegal recording from youtube lmao)

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Cold.

81. Tea or coffee? I don't drink coffee, so tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie? Chocolate/ durian flavoured cookie

83. Can you swim well? Yes, I swim every weekends.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes.

85. Are you patient? Yup.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Musical songs;)

87. Ever won a contest? Yes.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No

89. Which are better black or green olives? I don't rmb the difference.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Don't have sex before marriage.

91. Best room for a fireplace? My auntie's room.

92. Do you want to get married? Yes.

@geekyapollokid @nelly-wister

[hypnosexual-queer]

gonna try an documen this one

also share a fantasy i had when i was little, all thanks to I Dream of Jeannie

i wanted to be lik Jeannie—kept in a little bottle when my master didnt need me, following his commands as happily as Jeannie did, doing my best to please him when he had out of my bottle

that segued nicely into Jasmine from Aladdin and Jafar’s mindcontrol and the slave outfit and oooh

yeahhhhh, young me also really liked it when the female lead of a show was captured or controlled or slow death machines, etc, etc, that feeling of utterly helplessness and vulnerablity (all the while staged as a fantasy, as something that was dangerous but only until the hero saved the day, yes, i was hooked)

mmhmmm.

little me was a kinky me, is what im saying

so i grew up learning to actively seek out that kind if media, not the standard Age Appropriate kind. like, it was still kid friendly, but had an edge that romcoms, sitcoms and other nonfantasy media lacked.

was still drawn to magic, and being controlled, and Hoo Boy, i have loved the MCu since iron man, and The Winter Soldier got me in alllll the good spots for poor Bucky

this is legi just strem of concsciousness shit, im just enjoying my nipples aching under their rubber suckers and the effcts of my vape (sweet peach, yum, even if i do dragon lung the fuck out of it and then cough like a bitch)

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[thebanishedkas]

thank you so so so much for ansering my last ask mr. eddie! you ar so nice a me! jus wanted to tell you dat you ar a very gud boy and dat i pwoud a you! i kno dat i alwayz like a heer stuffs like dat every now and den an bigs need a heer dat stuffs too!! i feelin very smol rn i usualy only aroun 3 but i feel clos a 2. wish i cud cuddle you rn mr. eddie, bud only if you wanna, a corse cuz cosent is very impordan!!!! i can share my stuffies and blankie wif you too if you wan! cuz sharin is caring an stuffs an I care bout you so very much alot hehe! luv you alwaysss!!!!!! -🙈

you’re so cute, darling :( there’s no need to thank me!

of course we can cuddle and share! we’d have so much fun playing with your stuffies, hm? baby feeling extra extra small today! so teeny tiny! tiny and cute! my little baby!

i love you too, always! i’m also very proud of you and you should know that you’re the sweetest baby ever! 🖤