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#Like why would you submit urself to that? you just have to get kids more presents and then deal with the fallout of telling them you delibe
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Stan catching u fingering urself after coming home early from some sort of meeting or event and when he catches u he makes u finish in front of him and then he’s like “u wanna be a slut? I’ll treat u like one” and like totally fucks u up???
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Stan x F!Reader
[Submit a prompt for Sunday Smut-a-thon!] [Stan Marsh Master List]
I thought that I had earned some time alone. Stan disagreed.
I was in bed, naked, legs spread with two fingers inside, grinding my clit on the heel of my palm when He walked into our bedroom.
We had a pact. No masturbation. We had to save all of our sexual energy for each other.
He threw his hands up, “You’ve gotta be kidding me,”
I quickly pulled my hand off myself and my face felt hot like I was sitting next to a fire.
“You might as well finish,” He said climbing over me.
“What?” I was embarrassed, I’d broken our pact and even worse, he caught me.
He grabbed my wrist and pushed my hand back between my legs, “Don’t act shy now,”
My fingers brushed against my clit and my leg twitched. I was so close before… I might as well finish, right?
His eyes were glued between my legs as I started to touch myself. Nervously at first, but the longer we went on, the more turned on he was getting and so was I.
His cock twitched against his zipper and just the sight of it sent me over the edge. I moaned loudly and he locked his mouth onto mine. I could feel his hands fumbling between us as he hurried to free himself.
I was still coming down from my orgasm when he swiftly pushed inside of me. I gasped as he squeezed inside of me without any kind of warning. I was even more surprised as he kept thrusting hard and fast.
Stan usually would take awhile to let it build and get into a rhythm… Not this time.
Is he still mad at me?
I put my hand on his cheek because I wanted to ask, but he snatched my wrist and pinned it down by my head.
“Stan, why–”
“Why, what?” He smirked, “Why am I fucking you like some common whore? Because I caught you acting like one,”
He could get a little insecure and controlling but even then he never treated me like this. I whimpered involuntarily but it just seemed to piss him off more.
“You’re such a fucking whore you couldn’t keep your hands off of yourself,” He slammed into me so hard that my whole body jumped, “Did it feel good? Does it feel better than when I touch you?”
“Of course not,” I whined.
His hand slid down my arm, tracing the skin until it closed around my throat, “Maybe I shouldn’t let you talk if you’re just gonna lie,”
He used his grip around my neck as leverage to force me down onto him and pound into me harder. My eyes rolled back and my back arched I don’t what button he pushed in my brain, but I came harder than I ever have. I moaned so loud, I was worried they could hear me outside. I was so caught up in my own bliss that I hardly noticed how close he’d gotten until he bucked up into my violently and groaned even louder than I did. He sounded so fucking angry and turned on at the same time, knew that this wasn’t some macho display just for show. His cock pulsed so violently as he pumped his hot, sticky seed into me that it almost hurt. It felt like he was stretching me out a little with each spurt.
I scanned his face as he panted over me and his mouth curled into a smirk, “Don’t look so relieved yet. I’m not done with you,”
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ye4gerism · 1 year
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THE PARADIS MIRROR MAGAZINE ISSUE #2
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the new episode of the bachelorette just gets crazier (HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS???) ! let’s hear from some of the contestants!
EXCLUSIVES WITH THE BOYS (questions submitted by the viewers!)
“where do u see urself in 5 years?”
ARMIN ARLERT: i’m a magazine editor, so i’m hoping that one day i can have some sort of leadership role. only if my boss thinks it’s my time in five years!
EREN YEAGER: i’m hoping i can be a senior partner at my law firm within 5 years! it won’t be easy and it’s probably impossible but what an achievement that would be!
“what do they think of taylor swift/what's their favorite taylor swift song? (it tells you a lot about a man💀)”
ONYANKOPON: taylor swift? i’m not too fond of her. i hope that doesn’t get me kicked off the show.
JEAN KIRSTEIN: i’m not a big swiftie…i’m not a swiftie but her song ‘cardigan’ makes me think of my first high school love. obviously i’ve grown from that relationship but that break up was so hard and those lyrics match us so well. coming back and ending things. so, fuck you, taylor swift.
“how do you feel about marriage and kids?”
REINER BRAUN: i’m already raising a niece. luckily, i got to skip the baby stage but raising kids is already hard as is. i don’t mind having more though. it’s a learning experience. as for marriage…when you know, you know. maybe i will meet my wife on the bachelorette.
CONNIE SPRINGER: marriage has to happen. it’s been apart of my parents’ plan before i was born! all jokes aside, i’d like to get married, which is why i’m on the show! i have 2 siblings who are much younger than me, so i feel like a dad already. kids are cute, so i wouldn’t mind having some!
“Is Eren a hoe ?”
EREN YEAGER: i feel like i’m being targeted????
A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME…: dirt on the cast
“Zeke has a monkey plushy he sleeps with at night”
If I were hit with human rights violation accusations, I’d hug onto my plushy too! Let’s let’s hope the accusations are just a joke. I don’t think they allow plushies in prison!
“Eren is uninterested”
I think have to disagree with this one. I don’t know why but I feel it in my soul that Eren wants y/n real bad.
“Jean has an STD and a bunch of bumps on his d*ck”
HELLO??? The last bachelorette dropped her pants once on the show. Let’s hope y/n is safe about it and that this isn’t true. Would hate to watch that go down. 😬
“eren and armin hooked up last night.”
Would this count as cheating? I mean, be who you are but remember what you’re on the show for.
“I think Zeke is trying to get y/n to pick eren”
After last week’s episode, it’s starting to look like it. And Eren got the best date too! No weird parenting game, no lack of care during a date. Mf went to DISNEY!!! Favoritism much??🤔
only two episodes in and the bach is taking quite a turn! until next time!
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hey again! i’ll take a few more votes and responses before closing the poll and posting the chapter. i will try and get on my zoom again!😭 all my school stuff is starting up again and i’m much more dedicated to that.
i do want to address the poll! in regards to the questions, i’m looking for these answers:
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not these:
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the majority of the bachelorette is reader based. you write the stories! just wanted to address it bc i think we all got a little confused 😭
anyways, here’s the poll! if you already answered the written answer questions, feel free to skip (just let me know in the poll!). until next time :3
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nyxire · 2 years
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never ever ever ever show me shows/movies or anything based solely off of romance that you bc there's an 87% chance im going to ruin it for you no matter who you are
#romance is very much not my thing#im generally fine with it if it's backround or there but obviously not the main plot point#i just do not like it. which is kinda funny considering my sibling is the complete opposite. total fucking romantic at heart#only rlly reads fanfic based around ships. ships literally everything. and yuh#we were talkign the other day and they cannot handle angst and i tell them about my angsty fic only lifestyle and just stares at me#horrified and goes 'noOooOOo why would you do that??' and proceeds to explain that they basically only read romance and fluff. sometimes bo#th. <- which i find pretty boring#usually my romance fics at least have healthy doses of angst#like near death experiences#and gun shot wounds#rant#something to know bout me is that i can be very blunt but also as i've learned not be so blunt at certain times#my parents never did santa with me n my siblings so whenever i'd go to my friends/relatives around christmas my parents would have#to explicitly tell all of us not to tell ANYONE that santa is real#bc me and my siblings have all ruined santa for at least one person before we reached the age of 8#Even now i still do not get what the point is in telling ur kids there's some old dude who manages to go through chimneys and give u presen#ts you'll like. and typing it out santa just sounds like a creepy old man so yeah.#Like why would you submit urself to that? you just have to get kids more presents and then deal with the fallout of telling them you delibe#rately lied to them and fed them false information. why. what is the pOINT#anywho im rambling#yeah anyways it was like that with everything lmao. my parents had to tell us not to spoil the tooth fairy#I watched my cousin have an existential crisis at age 6 after my sibling told them santa wasn't real#i remember politely nodding along as my friend told me about how the tooth fairy had given her money#my aunt always thought my parents were spoiling our childhood and should've let us believe or whatever but honestly#knowing myself as i now do i probably would've developed more trust issues then i already have and this time towards my parents#if they told me about santa. like yeah that's something that would've actually affected me.#so long story short. santa klaus is bullshit and literally makes no sense. don't lie to your kids.
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pyotatochip · 5 years
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just like dancing | hyunjin x reader
what’s up losers. this one goes out to @starhhj​ thanks for always hurting me so good <3
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just like dancing | hwang hyunjin x gender neutral reader wordcount: 4k inspired by: sidekick by walk the moon summary: meeting up with a photographer for a day of modelling turns into making a maybe forever friend.
ur a model
well. aspiring model.
ur instagram is a buncha pictures that u make ur friends take of you whenever y'all hang out
u have booked a couple photoshoots and submitted them to magazines
u even got published a couple times!!!!
not in anything big, just photography journals and portraiture mags
BUT IT'S SOMETHING!!!!
photoshoots are hella expensive tho fuckin. rip ur wallet
so u join a facebook group, which is something u never thought u would do
the idea was that aspiring photographers and aspiring models would meet up, get experience, and maybe make professional relationships
you? young and cute
all these photographers? 36 yr old dudes
they always invite you to their studios in their houses
to do artsy half nude shoots
so u were pretty unwilling to meet up with most of them
(understandable)
but then this one schmuck posts in the group, just when u so happen to be looking for weekend plans
“looking for a model this saturday, autumn themed shoot at han river. the leaves are really pretty right now, i wanna catch them before too many fall”
han river was a pretty public place, so u DEFINITELY felt safer
and like, ur school is pretty close to there, so ur familiar with the area
u comment “i'm free all day, give me a time and i'll meet you there”
after it posted, you clicked on his profile and
fuck
he was not 36
and he was CUTE
u freaked the fuck out
this kid looked like he was ur age. and he was hot.
should u delete the comment?
why would u do that?
bc ur nervous?
why are u nervous?
bc the photographer is a hottie?
is that really a good excuse?
before u could debate with urself much longer, ur comment received a like and u got a private message
hyunjin: hi! u look great! meet at the main gates of yeouido park at 9am?
“u look great!”
“U LOOK GREAT!”
(jooe sunbaenim is quaking)
screech
you: so early! okay! what kinda look are u going for?
hyunjin: haha i wanna get that fall morning light!!! i’d like it to be pretty autumnal. warm colors, maybe a sweater/scarf/jacket combo? if u have something like that. minimal makeup & hair, if you're into that stuff. hopefully that's all okay (^ム^)
you: sounds good! see you saturday!
you spend the next few days at school literally just thinking about how ur meeting up with a cutie on saturday
u rlly dont know what to do with urself
i show ur friend a pic of him and she's like “HOOYKY FUXKJGN GODJ”
which was basically your initial reaction too
but then shes like “he looks familiar??? is he a model too???”
u have literally no idea but it's completely possible
like, it's a waste to have that face exclusively behind the camera
and suddenly the two of u are like. obsessively going through his instagram bc WHAT THE FUCK he’s like….. REALLY GOOD
like, he does a lot of portraits, but the focus isn't necessarily always the person in the photo
the composition and background are just as important in every shot and it…. shakes u
there’s a few pictures of him too, all of which are v aesthetic
but how could they not be??? have u seen his face????
he also tags literally every person in his pictures whether they’re models or just his friends while they’re hanging out
and he photocreds everyone who takes pics of him!!
you are literally…. fallin’ in love
because he was cute and had a good eye and wrote cute captions and was so humble!!!
ur friend is like “wow we stan a pro”
“he looks seriously familiar tho, right?”
she's like “yeah i'm confused why have i seen his face before”
and ur shook bc like… if u had seen this boy irl there's no way you would forget how cute he is
finally,,, it's the weekend
you get on the train and head to han river early in the morning, dressed up and made up for your ~autumn photoshoot~
as soon as you get to the gates ur like.. holy fuck
it's so pretty
the leaves are a mix of orange and red and green and there's a couple dusting the ground too
no wonder hyunjin wanted to shoot here
ur kinda aimlessly wandering around the gate when u suddenly spot
him
he’s wearing a bomber jacket and has a camera bag over his shoulder
and his neck is literally at a 90° angle while he's looking at his phone
ur like…. that cant be ok
u get a notif while ur walking up to him and its a message from him asking if u were on ur way
“actually, i can't make it”
he looks up and immediately laughs. “hi! y/n?”
u wave. “hi hyunjin!! nice to meet you!!”
y'all exchange pleasantries and he's suddenly like
“your outfit is literally perfect” he steps back to look at u. “exactly what i had in mind”
u put up a peace sign. he laughs again.
uh oh
u really like his laugh
and his smile
and his everything
uh oh
he leads you further into the park where there's less people and more trees
“i brought another jacket and a couple of scarves in case u wanted something different” u say as he's helping you take off ur backpack
“oooooo a professional”
“not even”
he asks you if he can take a boomerang of u for his instagram story and u do a lil twirl
he gasps
“that was cute!!!!”
he giggles while he's posting it
what is with this kid and his giggles
u cant
if he keeps doin it at this rate, it'll probably be the death of u 
which is
cool
he puts your backpack on and pulls his camera out of his bag. “let's take some pics in this outfit and then i'll peek at the other options. i like this look a lot”
and then… he just starts taking pictures
u literally laugh
“where do you want me?”
“wherever,” he goes, checking the pics real fast. “i tend to go for candid shots”
suddenly,,, his entire instagram flashes in your brain
the pictures of people laughing and mid walk and reading books
u thought all the models were just. really comfy and professionals and shit
IT WAS ALL A LIE
“so uhhh…” u literally dont know what to do
u have Never done a shoot Like This
“just walk,” he said. “look around. i'll follow”
you: no fear
hyunjin: just walk
you: one fear
u nervously laugh again and he's hitting his shutter like A MILLION TIMES A SECOND
“okay…… i guess i'll walk then”
u push his shoulder while u walk past him bc he's cheesin at u way too hard for u to handle
“ow”
“that didn't hurt”
“it hurt my heart :(“
ur walking backwards and laughing and he's just. only looking at you through his camera.
so. u wander.
u take a lovely morning walk down the pretty paths at han river
u really were so scared that u would be completely directionless, but hyunjin ends up asking you to do specific things also
“go up on those rocks”
“i'm literally wearing slippery ass boots do you want me to die”
���do it for the shot, y/n”
sIGHHHHHH
so ur up on some rocks trying not to fall into a fucking river
and when hyunjin shows u the pics he takes….
okay
yeah
he was right
the entire time he was shooting, he would just strike up conversation to make you comfy
asking how long you've been pursuing modelling
if u wanna do it as a career or if its just a hobby
about ur family
about ur pets
(he asks a lot about pets)
ur sitting on a bench and he's crouched a few feet away to get those ~angles~ when he asks
“where do u go to school?”
“kyunggi”
hyunjin gasps. “no way! me too!”
you fuckin ALMOST DIE
because u fuckin brainblast and have a recovered memory of seeing hyunjin In Your School's Uniform in the lunchroom and suddenly IT ALL MAKES SENSE
you hop up from the bench and like. YELL.
“OKAY I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED REALLY FAMILIAR ARE YOU KIDDING”
he stands and literally screams and u are. so shocked. “i thought you looked really familiar too!!!! i figured i just had seen your pics on the facebook group!!!! i highkey stalked ur instagram bc i couldn't figure out where i knew you from!!”
okay, wig
he stalked you also which is….. great
“what year are you???”
“i'm a junior!”
you push him.
“boi what the fuck! me too!”
“no way!!!” he's laughing “that's crazy!”
he literally pulls out his phone and opens instagram
u have never seen a person use instagram stories as much as this bitch
like, he intermittently pulls out his phone to get shots for his story
u almost threw hands when u were sliding around on some stupid wet rocks bc he was like “JUMP AGAIN I NEED IT FOR A BOOMERANG”
he does this cute lil hair flip and adjusts his bangs before he starts recording and u…. kinda wanna cry
“I KNEW Y/N LOOKED FAMILIAR”
he spins so ur in the shot with him and puts his arm over your shoulders
“WE'RE LITERALLY IN THE SAME YEAR AT THE SAME SCHOOL”
u laugh out loud
he laughs with you and u have to cover ur mouth so an uwu doesn't fall out
u try not to focus on his literally perfect eye smile as he hunches over his phone to post to his story
like,,,
those crescents
are so cute
and he has this lingering grin every time he laughs
and like. wow. lips. amirite. ladies and gents.
“i cant believe u go to kyunggi,” u say. bc u cant.
“what are the odds. out of all the people in that group, we end up meeting up”
u almost made a joke about it being destiny but then u were like oo no thats creepy dont say that
then hyunjins gasps
and u look at him
and he just looks at you wide eyed
and fucking
whispers
“destiny”
you scream laugh
he's laughing too
but on a real level ur like why would that have been super creepy if u said it but it was cute as hell (and a little heart fluttery) when he did?
he goes on saying it's crazy that you had never had any classes together over the years
“or any clubs,” u said
“yeah!!! what clubs do you do??”
“photography! which is why i'm shocked!!!”
hyunjin gasps again
wtf is up with this boy and his gasps
“i was gonna do photography but they meet the same days as dance!”
BITCH
WHAT THE FUCK
“I DONT DO DANCE BC THEY MEET THE SAME DAYS AS PHOTOGRAPHY”
his entire jaw drops off his damn face
“YOU DANCE TOO?”
“I’M JUST AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE”
u literally can't believe
“we've been barely missing each other all this time when we could have been best friends :(“
oh ow
ouch hyunjin
that got u right in ur weak heart
like literally u might have a heart condition now bc he just hit u with the “we could have been best friends”
“sorry i already have a best friend”
DGDGSH WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
then he's laughing and ur like… oh fuck wheew
“well, sorry, i'm replacing them now. we have to catch up on lost time.”
and honestly………. he's right
number 1: y'all are both photography nerds
even tho you have begun to skew on the modelling side of it, u always loved taking pictures of scenery and u knew way too much about how cameras worked
and hyunjin really was like a pro
u had watched him adjust settings on his camera for white balance and exposure and everything
and judging by his instagram, he set himself up for some flawless editing too
number 2: y'all are both dance nerds
he tells u basically all his friends are in the dance club and have formed a lil dance crew bc of it
u say u used to take classes when u were younger but now u just go to the gym and hide in a practice room for a few hours every week
he does hip hop! which is so predictable but u still act all surprised
u tell him u used to do ballet but ur much more into urban dance these days
number 3: y'all both don't know how to stop laughing
like literally if either of you do anything remotely funny the other one is fucked for five minutes
ur pretty sure 90% of the pics hyunjin was taking were of you covering your face because ur literally GUFFAWING
and like, y'all ain't even that funny
but the more you laugh the less funny shit has to be for you to be crying
hyunjin told u to stop making him laugh bc his fingers were getting weak and he didnt wanna drop his camera
you, trying not to giggle: its ok u have a strap around ur neck u can drop it
hyunjin, tears flowing freely: PLEASE LET ME BREATHE
number 4: y'all both LOVE UR PETS
like idk man he tells u about kkami and u freak the fuck out because he's just SO EXCITED ABT HIS PUP
and hyunjin almost ditches u right then n there when u say ur more of a cat person BUT he forgives u because ur cat is literally named hot dog
this is highkey the most fun you've ever had on a shoot
like, you feel so comfortable with hyunjin
and every time you take breaks to peek at the pictures he's been taking
u like … literally stop breathing
he's so talented ;;
you eventually swap jackets and scarves and wander around more
and literal hours later hyunjin's like
“are u hungry”
u stare. “always”
he laughs. “do you wanna go to the convenience store and make ramen”
“i thought you'd never ask”
so y'all go to the conbini and pick out ya fave ramen packets
(and some chips and candy bc u have literally no self control)
hyunjin really tries to buy your food for you but you yell at him while ur checking out bc Boi. No.
the cashier: watched the two of you look at food and bump into each other constantly, touching each others arms and giggling the whole time
you: leave me the fuck alone hwang hyunjin or i'm calling the cops!!!
the cashier: ????????
u make ur ramen at the handy dandy hot water dispenser and carefully bring it back to a seating area in the park
“be careful it's hot!!!”
“hyunjin please, u act like i'm not a ramen pro”
“i just didnt want u to burn ur cute lil mouth, damn”
ur entire being goes WEE WOO WEE WOO
u literally almost choke on nothing and you just cough to try to play it off
hyunjin is having none of it
he's laughing his ass off
“wow that got you better than i expected”
“fuck off hwang”
he stands up to leave and u laugh and grab his sleeve
he's giggling before he even sits again
y'all eat ur ramen and chat more about school and hobbies
he tells u about this one time he almost got admitted into a cult
you: wow… pretty AND dumb
hyunjin, flustered: h-hey!
you tell him about how your cat is a rescue and his heart melts
there's a minute where you're staring at nothing in the distance eating chips
and hyunjin is just staring at you
his brain: hoe dont do it
his heart: doki doki
his brain: oh my god
“hey… are you still free all day?”
u look at him. “yeah, why?”
he opens a bag of gummies. “i'm supposed to meet up with some friends to go bowling in like an hour but i wanna keep hanging out. wanna come?”
you groan. “i'm so bad at bowling”
“we can be on a team,” he offers you a gummy bear and you take it. “i'll carry you.”
pls explain why an image of him holding you bridal style popped into ur head sgdhhf
“haha okay. as long as ur friends aren't lame.”
“they are, but i'll be there so it's fine”
“fair enough. i'm in.”
so y'all hop on a bus and head to the bowling alley that (apparently) hyunjin and his buddies frequent
(he's playing pickles with you in the back of the bus and you're giggling so hard that ur struggling to tell him to cut it the fuck out so you don't disturb the people sitting next to you)
((but also feeling his entire body press against you isn't the worst))
you've been to this bowling alley before
it's popular among younger folks because it's cheap lol
the two of you walk in and one of his friends immediately starts yelling
u freeze “dude i thought u said we were gonna be early”
he looked at his phone “we literally are”
this blonde kid is yelling hyunjin's name and ur wide eyed while u follow
“UR LATE”
“I'M NOT”
“IT'S 2:20”
“WE SAID 2:30!!!”
“TELL THAT TO LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO SHOWED UP AT TWO!!!!!”
hyunjin looks over to the group of his friends already bowling a game “oh”
u bust out laughing
hyunjin gets all flustered like “i-i thought it was 2:30!!!”
“who's ur friend, my perpetually late son”
“o-oh,,, this is y/n”
his friend sticks out his hand for you to shake. “hi, i'm chan. were you the model today?”
you grin “are you saying i look like a model?”
“OKAY!” hyunjin grabs your shoulders and you giggle when chan stutters without responding while hyunjin drags you to the counter to rent shoes and pay for a game
hyunjin is: flustered
he's all embarrassed because he was late and got yelled at by his fake dad
and then u went and,,,, u were so smooth with chan
he wondered if you had been flirting with him all morning because you actually liked him or,,, ur just a flirt
he grabbed your wallet out of your hand and shoved it in his pocket so that he could pay for your shoes and game for you.
“hyunjin!!!!!”
“you wouldn't let me buy you food and you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me if you argue i swear i'll throw you down a lane”
you pout but you let him pay
and ur heart,,, it goes off, dude
like,,,, maybe,,,,,,, u would let him throw you sgdgshsh
y'all walk over to the lane his friends are on, bowling shoes in hand
“y/n!”
your face lights tf up. “seungmin!!”
hyunjin looks between the two of you probably six times while you hug before finally going “w-what”
you and seungmin look at each other, then at hyunjin
hyunjin: you know each other
you and seungmin, in sync: photography club
hyunjin: alright, well,
he announces to everyone your name and you were his new best friend and that if any of them had a problem with it they could talk to his fist
you, softly, but with feeling: f-fuck
y'all change your shoes and watch as his friends finish up their game
while they play, hyunjin points each person out and tells you their name, helping you learn all these new people
since u guys were twenty (20) minutes late, they were already almost done with the first game
they were all pretty good. 
well. most of them were.
the guy hyunjin pointed out as jisung kept getting gutter, but he was having fun
everyone else kept getting strikes or spares and u were like oh god
you keep telling hyunjin that ur really bad at bowling
hyunjin: i'll teach you. it'll be like ghost.
you, softly, but with more feeling: f-fUck
you, realization washing over you: wait how would you even-
hyunjin: *giggles*
hyunjin's giggles.
send tweet.
the entire time you were entirely too conscious of how close he was to you
you could feel the burning on your shoulder, thigh, knee - all the contact points where his body bumped into yours
your knee bobbed involuntarily while you watched the game end, nervously anticipating your turn to hit the gutter
and suddenly, hyunjin's hand was gently placed on your knee
it stopped bobbing
you looked at his hand, then at him
he smiled, but kept looking forward
“relax. even if you're bad, i'll hype you up.”
it was barely above a whisper so you wondered for a sec if he was even talking to you
hhhhHHHHH THIS BOY
yall start bowling.
he was. not all talk.
like who the fuck is good at bowling
hyunjin, apparently
he fuckin. chucked that ball down the lane
it made a smooth curve and took out. every. pin.
you stared at the empty lane in disbelief as hyunjin got a couple high fives from his friends making his way towards you
"not bad, right?"
"bro what the fuck"
he laughed and held out a hand to help you up "we bowl a lot"
you didnt even process fully that he was pulling you out of your seat because it was your turn. 
ur hands: sweaty
ur arms: spaghetti
ur vomit: on ur sweater already
not actually
u picked up the ball hyunjin had helped you pick and looked at him like a deer in headlights
"bro i havent bowled since i was six"
he giggled. "you can do this"
he walked with u and showed you his starting stance, gently adjusting the way your wrists twisted and patting your hip
u. tried to not blush. no word on how well you did.
he guided you through your walk up and when u let go of the ball..
……
YOU DIDNT HIT GUTTER
you SCREAMED 
"BRO I HIT A PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
hyunjin gave you a Sick High Ten, laughing "now you gotta hit the other nine!"
you froze
fuck
the others were starting to calm down from the excitement of your first half-frame, anticipating your second hit
you watched your ball return from the lane n went over to grab it
hyunjin looked at you Once and was likr….. is that caspar the ghost
the color had DRAINED from you
u…. u hit a pin…… thats like the best u've ever done
n now you gotta TOP THAT?
"its like dancing," he said suddenly. u looked at him, desperate to hear advice in terms u understood. "even if you can go through the motions, it doesnt necessarily make you good. you have to trust your body to remember the motions, give it a little finesse, and that's when you start to get Really good."
you blinked at him
"was that supposed to be helpful"
"can you Shut the Fuck Up and Bowl"
you took a deep breath, adjusting your stance as hyunjin reminded you of the steps you needed to take
another breath
steps
swing
let go…..
roollllingngg…………
*HIGH PITCHED WAILING*
"I HIT FOUR PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
hyunjin scoops u up in a hug, spinning you around
ur too busy SCREAMING to register whats happening until he puts you down
u stare at him a second
he stares at you
"GOOD JOB Y/N!!!!!"
you turn to seungmin, who also scoops you into a hug, the rest of the boys crowding around you
you didnt even have a chance to be embarrassed about the weird eye contact you n hyunjin made
or about how. everyone in the bowling alley was staring at you guys.
because like…… suddenly
you just made a bunch of new friends
and one of them
helped you hit a pin for the first time.
and maybe….
he was still holding your hand
and maybe that felt really nice.
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