#Lisa's bullshit

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

I hate how i react to getting notes now with the surge of porn bots. because i see the little number on the notes icon and immediately get annoyed because i just know it’s gonna be a bot

i used to get excited over notes, what the fuck

[merry-fagoland]

[shadystranger]

[samdean being married parents in 6.2]

fighting in the supermarket with their baby crying in his cartwheel and getting weird stares

parenting in the car ride home (love dean the genius keeping himself in the shade and blasting the baby in the sun)

sam looking in love with dean bein a mom (he wanted to raise a kid with him so bad)

dean protecting the baby with his body and sam protecting them both & coming to the rescue at the right time

flirting while their toddler sleeps in the back then start arguing (why do they keep doing this)

dean refusing to hand down the child or let him from his grip till sam tells him it's ok

guy tries to pick a fight with dean but sam shields him with his body and slaps the mfer back down to his place. that's sam's wife he's beefing with

just an alpha protecting his omega or a husband protecting his wife or whatever Incestuationship they're on

[chaelisaz]

CHAELISA LONDON DATE (B.P.M. ROLL #12)

[shu-bullshit]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay so I heard that you're currently accepting art requests/ideas right? So I have an idea, but it's pretty broad and mostly up to you. So basically just take almost any screenshot from FAITH and just redraw that screenshot in your own style and that's it!!

I would LOVE to see what you would do but then again you don't need to do it at all

I have a bit more on the way, but here's a little sketch inspired by the cutscene of child John & Lisa.

That drawing just gives me nostalgia. It also gives me this impression that Lisa was more of the protector in this friendship when they were kids. She's the more outgoing kid and would look out for John. John was a more quiet and shy child, but Lisa knows John would stand up for her when she needs it, she never doubted it.

Probably too much interpretation for two frames but here it is.

[melissaschemmentisglasses]

I’m sorry but she’s my Celia St. James

[wazzappp]

Figured out how to draw frost. It’s over for yall.

[junebugtwin]

even while it was happening, you knew it wasn't going to last

[tetsujin4441]

[okayigetitifuckedup]

Manifesting every Asshole Movie Critic in the world to have reoccurring nightmares of this Gromit with human eyes until they recant their reviews about good movies they only didn't like because they're grumpy from the lead poisoning.

[laismoura-art]

Harumi hi I bring u and your friends my first born and second born 👧👶

Bye bye

🏃‍♀️💨

This one is for them all? Oh well...

Kuai & Hanzo: YOUR WHAT NOW????

Harumi: Oh... thanks... again...??? I'll be sure to love and cherish this one too! <3

Lisa: A WHOLE ASS CHILD??? LMAO, AWESOME!

Bi-Han: Are they into FNAF? No? Then they can stay...

Sareena: Oh, sacrificial child?👀

Bi-Han: SUNBIRD, NO--

[beforeitrains]

I keep thinking about what Tiffany might have been like before she joined the cult. I imagine that she held a day job as an office assistant (boring!), but was also deeply into goth culture and music (it was the late 70s! the rise of the goth rock bands!), maybe even dreaming of becoming a star someday. Lisa and Tiffany met in an underground lesbian bar, where Tiffany was due to play that night. The concert sucked, but Lisa was enchanted with Tiffany's presence and energy. And Tiffany was enchanted, because Lisa was enchanted (it wasn't often that someone took her stage aspirations seriously). Just a week later though, Lisa's new flame stopped answering phone calls. Her apartment was vacated. Rumor had it that Tiffany got kicked out for performing Satanic rituals. So, yeah, as John later told his friend over a tub of ice cream, Lisa really dodged a bullet with that one.

Years later, Lisa had the misfortune of booking a room in the New Haven apartment complex. The place had leaky pipes and the landlord looked like a serial killer. Lisa was about to demand her deposit back, when she noticed a familiar name on one of the mail slots. Tiffany changed. She lost weight, her fancy gothic outfits were nowhere to be seen. Her room smelled like an animal died behind the wall, and she wouldn't shut up about someone called Gary. Leaving her in this state was not an option, so Lisa begrudgingly settled for the room she originally booked. The landlord was happy with her change of heart. He then asked for a month's worth of rent in advance.

John coughed disapprovingly when Lisa told him about the whole ordeal over the phone. He always thought that loud-mouthed scary-looking goth woman wasn't a good match for Lisa. But upon hearing all the enthusiasm and compassion in his friend's voice, he left his opinions to himself.

[ris-multi-fandom]

What your favourite House MD character says about you;

Gregory House- You’re not okay, you are mentally unstable and possibly at your breaking point, please try not to kill someone or drug one of your friends by the end of the day please.

James Wilson- You are too pure for this world, you are the sort of friend who will help other people out when they need it but hide your problems from everyone else. It’s okay to let people in every now and again though.

Lisa Cuddy- You are the mom friend, you look after everyone else and try to keep them out of trouble, you’re the sort of person who will make sure that everyone gets home safe after a night out. Keep doing what you do you precious person.

Remy ‘Thirteen’ Hadley- You’re a bad bitch and/or queer. You don’t take shit from anyone and you’d do anything for your friends and family, even if it gets you in trouble. People love and fear you, as they should, keep being awesome!

Alison Cameron- You’re an optimist, you like to see the best in people and you always want to help where you can. People try to walk over you for this but don’t let them, you deserve better than that.

Robert Chase- Who hurt you? My guess is probably your parents and because of this you feel the need to protect others. You’re the friend that people confide in when they’re in trouble and even though you may not be able to help them you still try your best.

Eric Foreman- You’re ambitious but underneath this you have your insecurities, you needn’t be worried though, you’re a skilled individual and will end up showing everyone that!

Chris Taub- You’re a good person but you have a tendency to mess things up, not to worry though, your friends still have your back no matter what you do, so just keep trying to do better, you’ll get there.

Lawrence Kutner- You’re the sort of person who hides their pain and masks it with a smile, you’re the funny friend of the group and everyone loves you but deep down you’re struggling. It’s ok to let people in and to seek help, stand tall my friend!

Let me know if there’s any other characters you want me to do!

[therealtsk]

I think Lisa couldn’t say out loud that she loved Taylor because she knew, right from the moment she saw her, that Taylor couldn’t be saved.

She tried anyway, because Lisa is the patron sinner of lost causes- ever gathering broken people like magnets and trying to fill their scars with her so they’ll never leave- but saying that she loves Taylor?

No. It would hurt too much to admit it, when that girl hurdles towards death like a runway train. Reggie died fast. Taylor kills herself slowly.

Lisa is always caught in the collateral damage of her loved ones.

[fishuijuu]

[shu-bullshit]

Sometimes I forget how romantic Chinese is then today I recalled we have a phrase for people that grew up together and, sometimes, fell in love with each other. And the phrase is green plums and bamboo horse, meaning we used to throw plums and ride bamboo horse together as children. Isn't this is just overwhelmingly beautiful... and I don't even realize because it's such a common phrase.