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I woudl love to know more about how your headcanons for the cree.pypasta school and its attendants.

o7 Can do for ya, Anon!

So, first and foremost, I've made it so the school is a college/community college now! I'm not sure which would work better, I just know that I'm calling it Black Lake, after a different in-universe high school (Well... they might already be the same, but the wiki sometimes treats them like two separate entities). This also means I'm fusing any non-contradicting traits about the schools as well.

"What makes it a school for Cree.pypastas if you're reworking what the Cree.pypastas even are?" Is probably the most important question in this situation. The school, as it stands now, is easily misconstrued as the "Supernatural School", but it really isn't. This school is one that is practically built upon the foundations of what this city (i still don't have a good name to replace littlebutts ^^;) embodies between the craziness and the supernatural. A human could go here if they felt that they wouldn't survive a day in a normal school, and someone considered "odd" can work their way into a school meant for "normal" people. This school is not for people who the World says is too weird to leave LB, NC-- its for people who love the city for what it is and chooses not to leave. It's merely a coincidence that so much of the student body is paranormal.

It's not the only educational facility in the area, which makes it funny that Ghost is an alumni. For my current lore, there also has to be (within reasonable distance):

A high school intended for normal people that Spencer attends currently.

A college intended for normal people that Billy and Maddie attend and are learning medicine at.

A high school surrogate intended for the paranormal that the Jennys attend. It's likely closely associated with Black Lake, if not a direct subsidiary.

"Fountain High School", a school that acts as a front for Darth Calculus. Maddie, Slendy, and Chakalata are all graduates from this program.

All of this was to explain where people may be getting their education from, why, and what the differences between the schools are on a fundamental level. <3

That's the actual school aside! It's incredibly well-funded and receives some attention from Darth Calculus on occasion. I'm going to go on about the teachers and students who I actually have ideas for under the cut, but I don't want to take up more space than I already have!

Staff and Faculty of Note

Note: Some of the faculty are pulled from random videos or my own brain because there is not much on the wiki about the Cree.pypasta school.

Bill H. Buckley ("lovingly" called Buttkicker by some students) - School's Chancellor

Not himself a paranormal entity, but actually a descendant of multiple survivors of big-name supernatural incidents.

Consider him to be descended from several quasi-failed Van Hellsings who actually learned to Somewhat mellow out and is taking a different directive at keeping people from getting murdered by the supernatural.

The H stands for Hellsing (joke)

Outside of his familial experience, Buckley has experience with the American military (he's a retired veteran) and studied School Psychology for his degree.

He came to head the school with the intention of ensuring that the occupants of the school go down as little of a harmful path as possible, hoping to save the rest of the world from heartache.

Because of his goals overlapping with some of the original PIE team's, he frequently invited T.Casket and some of his crew to give talks and lead panels. This did Not make him go any easier on Johnny Ghost (jr) while he was enrolled.

Margaret J. Java-Beane - Director of Staff Operations

Basically the person who ensures everything is running according to plan on the campus. Her job focuses on the functionality of the staff, but she likes to be involved with the students as well and frequently leads campus tours and meets newcomers.

Margaret is a former graduate of the school herself, which is part of the reason why she cares so much about its functionality.

She majored in education and minored in political science.

Considering all the serial killers in Cree.pypastas, I do think that they technically get their own category for attendees. Upon looking up to see if there are any Margarets in Cree.pypasta, I found like 4 different ones who were all associated with JTK.

All of that is to say, Margaret may have some literal skeletons in her closet.

Her surname is hyphenated because she is happily married and prefers to be addressed as Mrs.

If the Murder games that appear in some videos were real and was a game similar to Airsoft, Margaret would have a seasonal pass to the local arena.

Any time she crosses paths with one of the students under her care at one of these Murder Games, she does find it funny to target them.

Professor Sviggles - Professor of Biochemistry with a Bachelors in Cryptozoology.

He's heading multiple studies with several groups under his wing and is taking part in twice as many. He is exhausted all the time.

Sometimes he has to go out of his way to make sure his class is accessible, as he both has a German accent and a lisp. He works very closely with the disability department and is very particular that TAs assigned to him can follow his words so that no one is left behind.

Some of his on-campus research includes running tests on (consenting) students. This is to further his own understanding of the supernatural as a human, and to further the scientific understanding of the supernatural.

Due to his initial inexperience, he does believe at first that every student has to be visibly supernatural, but learns some who look like normal humans are in fact much more dangerous and vice-versa.

His schedule is emptier than most other teachers so he sometimes teaches Math 101.

He goes out of his way to take on as many odd and disturbing students as possible, both wanting to connect with them and research them.

He is easily exhausted and easily overwhelmed, so his classes are incredibly low-involvement and tend to be mostly lectures until he knows what he can handle from his class.

Doctor Chun - Doctor of Automotive Engineering and Chemical Engineering

Spends half the year in Nevada working with the American government at Area 51, and the other half of the year teaching at Black Lake.

In spite of himself, he's seen the students act far too careless to be trusting of them alone with the dangerous materials in his lab... Which ends up making them want to get through his defenses and break into his lab.

His passion includes studying cars that are clearly haunted and cars that have been messed with by the paranormal. He feels like that field of investigations is incredibly overlooked and he wants to know how much a ghost affects a car and in what way.

While he did not attend Black Lake for his first degree, he is considered to be paranormal and much preferred his experience with the school than his first attempt at college education.

He hasn't gotten a grant for that research yet, though, so he's biding his time for now.

Worked with Sally on her senior project in her last year of high school... partially because of her reputation as an Acachalla. Largely because of her reputation as an Acachalla.

Sam Maloney - Local Substitute

A graduate of Fountain High School, Sam frequently oscillates between the schools in the district, but spends the most time at Darth Calculus's. Because of this, faculty who are aware of how dangerous DC can be tend to be less trusting of him, and he has been blacklisted from teaching a few classes. He tries not to let it get to him.

He teaches well when it comes to just about any space-based subject and gets along incredibly well with extraterrestrial students.

He actually does have a Bachelors in culinary, which somehow makes him qualified to teach multiple chemistry classes. It boggles the mind of most students he teaches for, but no one can argue with his capability of teaching the lesson plan.

Sometimes, if he has to teach a class that he knows will be responsive, he'll bring his children - Canopus and Polaris- to class with him and basically has the class play "are you smarter than a fifth grader" against his children. They win sometimes.

Johnny Ghost - Teacher's Assistant

Both while he was a student at the college and after he made a name for himself at PIE, Ghost has worked as a teacher assistant at the school. I don't know who he worked for, but Ghost's dyslexia means it can't be Sviggles.

He barely remembers his time at the school aside from the classes, Casket was incredibly present during that period of time because he was in a space that allowed him to thrive (oops). As far as Ghost is aware, his college routine was eat, sleep, study, repeat.

He majored in Paranormal Investigation and is frequently called in to guest lecture for that course about the difference between paranormal investigation and ghost hunting.

He WILL lie to the students if they bother him too much.

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Students

Bennett Hudson - Computer Science Major with a Paranormal Science Minor

Based on a once-occurring character, but mostly a classic pasta (Ben Drowned). His name is mostly set in stone, but that isn't the same for everyone.

He's a ghost (drowned :/)! He's taking extra classes to better understand himself as a spirit and hopefully gain back some of the freedoms he lost in death. He can't handle water.

He doesn't fully know what he's capable of, but he's excited to learn as much as possible. He especially likes messing with video games and watching how much he can change about them with his presence alone.

Not just that, he likes to create his own music by making 8-bit remixes of the old games he likes to play.

There was a time when he was vengeful towards whatever killed him, but he doesn't even remember what it was, so he's channeling the anger and pain into something productive.

He thinks Astronomy is stupid and thinks people who believe that the stars are telling them what to do is stupid. He's kind of mean about it, too, but in a trickster kind of way.

That is to say he DOES lie about his zodiac sign to watch people go like "Oh, that makes sense!" and then start telling him why he's the perfect libra or something (he's not a libra)

Jasper Cartwright - Civil Engineering Major

Based on a once-occurring character, but mostly a "classic" pasta (Herobrine). Apparently, Jasper means bringer of treasure, and Cartwright means crafts person... minecraft.

Jasper is legally blind, so for his own convenience he wears shaded glasses and walks with a white cane. Only, his glasses are a milky white instead of black.

He can still see a little bit, but mostly just shapes and colors, and they can be distracting.

There is something supernatural about him, but it's hard to put down and no two people agree on it, so he's stopped trying.

Much preferring wet weather without rain, Jasper likes it most when it's dull and foggy outside.

The man is an absolute candle addict, which is not a good thing to mix with being blind. His roommate insisted he have a spot dedicated to candles to prevent him from accidentally torching his dorm.

He's friendly with his siblings, but has completely dropped contact with his parents after a rough and exhausting childhood.

While he doesn't do anything with IT professionally, Jasper likes to code computer viruses in his spare time. He thinks it's funny when his friends fall for them and infect their own computers.

It's all fun and games until he turns in the wrong file and screws up his teacher's computer...

His older brother likes growing plants, and he's a plant-killer. It's painful, and Jasper has been banned from house-sitting.

Jeff Boredon - Veterinary Science Major

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (Jeff the Killer). His name might change for a further degree of separation, but his surname is staying.

He has a twin who decided to skip school and just enter the industry, and a younger brother who's still undecided about what he wants to do with his life.

The Boredon family is Filipino, but Jeff was raised in America and doesn't know much Tagalog.

There are long-healed burn scars on multiple places on his body, including his face, hands, and body. He gives a different answer any time someone asks him about them.

He has autism-- he tends to stim by standing/sitting in weird positions, and his knife is a comfort item.

Jimmy Casket once threatened him, so he tends to be kind of unhappy when people say that he reminds them of how the news reports on Jimmy Casket.

Heads an on-campus club of people who chose this campus because they're drawn toward murder, whether that be the game or... yeah.

Lily-Friend - Moral Philosophy Major

Based solely on a reoccurring character from the videos, and her name hasn't been changed at all.

She is a robot, one made to look as human as possible and she succeeds in that sense... but she always feels that there's a fundamental difference between herself and "normal" people. And it exhausts her.

Lily gave herself the surname of Kim from her creator, but she technically doesn't have one for herself.

She works multiple jobs between classes, because she thinks that as a robot, she doesn't need rest. She doesn't realize that her focus being so split is screwing up her grades.

Meeting at work and becoming close friends, Lily sometimes hangs out with Billy Acachalla. She doesn't want to put too much pressure onto him, but she feels like after they connected the whole world kind of just opened up to her.

Sometimes she goes haywire, and when she does she's a tad dangerous. Defensive programs running amuck... People have been injured and jobs have been lost.

Some of her teachers have noticed that she's not taking the best care of herself, but that mostly comes from the ones who think that she's a normal human who's going to get torn to shreds by the end of the year.

Mohan Sommers - Management Major with a Minor in Environmental Science

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (The Rake). Their name might change to give more of a connection to the original character, but his their first name comes from what the wiki claims one of their alternate names is.

A Ghoul, the kind of living dead that eat flesh but aren't necessarily zombies, similar to my version of Jenny Ghost. Part of why he loves the hectic nature of LB, NC is that people continuously die without consequence, and it allows him to eat whatever he wants.

Actually went to the school at the same time as Johnny Ghost, and is now married to Sally Betty Jessica with a child of their own... Though ghouls can't have kids, so they had to go to a donor.

He doesn't know why his child is a dragon, he has no idea where that came from, but he will be accepting all the same.

He's much closer with Johnny Toast than he is Ghost, and Ghost doesn't know if he should be annoyed or not.

He spent most of college working at a frozen yogurt place, and his friends would constantly try to bribe him to give them free samples.

Sometimes, he goes out hunting. With his bare hands. Dead things aren't always satiating enough. It's why he chose his Minor.

Slendy - Nursing Major

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (Slenderman). I haven't had any good ideas to change his name yet, and I like to think it's a nickname Sally gave him.

He's a monster of some kind, there's a gaping hole to the void where his face should be. His father figure has him convinced this makes him unable to fit into normal society, but Sally might convince him otherwise.

He wants to feel like he's able to help people, which is why he took on the nursing major.

Also heads an on-campus club similar to Jeff. While Jeff takes in the killers, Slendy takes in the black sheep.

Not much else to say! He's sally's boyfriend, he's dedicated and loving, and he wants to see the world become a better place.

There are a couple more students who I know are at the school, but I've been working on this for the past six hours and I think I'm done for now haha...

I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE HOPING FOR ^^'

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