horseman of the apocalypse but it's the spearmaster, artificer gourmand and rivulet on lizards. feel free to make changes, i just think it would be mildly interesting
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Eehee yes, the horsemen of unmitigated violence, unmitigated violence, world's most curious paws, and SPEED
I think gourmound would ride a white lizard! Not sure about spearmaster and arti would ride them due to them probably having pretty low reputations (from agressive playstyles or naturally idk).
Rivulet would ride a cyan i think. They deserve it!!!
It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.
Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.
And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.
[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]