#Luci and Fer

[i-will-just-nyom-bi]

Are we all gonna ignore

That when Lucifer said the famous "And now, IM GOING TO FUCK YOU >:3"

Adam does look confused, but at the same time he looks scared.

He genuinely looks scared after Luci said that and I find that hilarious.

"OH SHI-"

"He fucked Lilith, he seduced Eve and now he's back for me?"

"HELP"

[maladyinpink]

Hear me out: What if Lucifer catches a cold, and Alastor takes every chance he can to poke fun at him. But when he catches Lucifer's cold, Charlie has them rest in the same room under the guise of keeping them quarantined, but she secretly wants to use this as a chance to get them to get along. And these two are just stuck in the same bed, pouting and sniffling. XD

So I love this 💡 idea!...AND in that same vein...

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, the Get-Along Quilt!

📻🍎🎙😈🔥🍏⚡️📻🍎🎙😈🔥🍏⚡️📻🍎🎙😈

Lil doodle from earlier today... @fam2000-blog, totally agree that these two would be victims of Cha-Cha's well-meant attempt at a bonding experience, featuring a special handmade quarantine quilt. 😂 I don't think she'd have much luck tho and an afternoon of what is supposed to be resting, will still be full of congested petty jabs to one another until they both conk out and fall asleep...Rare for both of them. Oh well, at least they'll be taken care of and there's less risk of fire damage to the hotel...

[artesiant]

Can I point out that both Lucy and Tim agreed that he would be the one to fight the Hammer not because they thought she couldn’t win the fight (and they needed the ring back), but because they wouldn’t risk her getting bruised for the wedding

[snzysimper]

Pollen of Eden

yippee first Hazbin Hotel fic (excluding that really old one I wrote when I was like 14 😭)

I’m pretty happy with how this turned out. Decided to jump on the bandwagon of writing Ad//am fics. Enjoy.

1089 words

| I am allowed to write what I want and I would appreciate it if you keep whatever rude comments you have to yourself |

The Garden of Eden is the closest to the idea of perfection that is possible, in the mortal realm that is. Adam and his wife Lilith shared the beautiful paradise. Despite being “married”, the two didn’t always enjoy each other's company. However, at the same time, the only company they had was each other. Minus the archangel Saint Lucifer who often came down to chat with Lilith. Something about him left a bad taste in Adam’s mouth. Recently, Lilith had only wanted to be with Lucifer. Adam was a bit jealous to say the least. Who wouldn’t be? You and your partner have a beautiful home to live in together and all they want to do is talk to some goofy angel.

Today was another one of those days where the two had a disagreement and parted ways for a bit. It was always over the littlest things. This particular time it had been about Lilith never wanting to spend any time with him. Adam got fed up and walked a good distance away to be by himself. He found a nice spot in the shade under some trees by a pond. The area surrounding the pond and trees was littered with various flowers. Sitting down, he sighs. He closes his eyes for a bit and only opens them again when he realizes that a duck has made itself comfortable in his lap. “What do you want?” He glared at the duck. Lucifer often spent time rambling on about how much he liked ducks and even gave Lilith her own duckling, which she named Petal. Seeing this duck only reminded him of the two. “You and your little duck friends are always all over the place.” The duck looked back at him, cocking its head and quacking in response. Adam chuckles. “Am I really so desperate for someone to talk to that I’m conversing with a duck?” He gives it a pat on the head.

A gentle breeze blew through the trees and flower field. The duck fluffed his feathers to keep warm. Adam smiled seeing how peaceful and happy it seemed all comfy in his lap. A flower slowly drifted through the air and landed on the ducks back. Picking up the flower, Adam smelt it. He isn’t quite sure what type of flower it is, but it certainly smells nice. Maybe he’ll give it to Lilith as an apology for-

“-’dDSHh-EH!!” His newly found duck friend jerks its head up and looks at him. “Sorry buddy,” he smiles. “Didn’t mean to wake yo..” He paused for a brief moment, tilting his head back slightly. “hEDd’shoo!!” The duck quacks a few times. Whether it be sympathy or annoyance isn’t clear. Nonetheless, it remains on his lap. As the wind continues to blow, pollen from the surrounding trees and flowers drifts through the air. “HDd’tchoo! heEH’d-shEH!!” He rubs his nose, trying to relieve the itchy tickling sensation. He hadn’t been allergic to any of the flowers in the garden before. Maybe this was simply God's way of telling him to stop being jealous. Regardless, he was allergic to the ones currently around him. “ehH-!! hEH!! Heh-!! Ugh.” Yep. This was karma. At least that’s the only explanation he could come up with. His newly found duck friend shakes off some of the pollen that had collected on his feathers. Despite turning to face the other direction and holding his breath, the irritant still makes its way into his system. “hHED-shUH!! hIH heEH-!! Bringing his hand to his face, he holds his nose shut to try and keep from making too much of a disturbance despite being alone (minus the duck). “-ptschh! ‘ktchs!! -dschs!! -tschh!!”

Upon realizing that refusing to let them out was getting him nowhere, he gave up trying to keep quiet. “hED’ch-EHH!! HdD-tcsch!! Eh-t’choo!! I hihh!! ca-ah!!n’t st-stop sne-EH!! hHE’TSCH-UH!!” The force of the last sneeze leaves him with thick snot pouring out from his nose and running down his face. “Eugh”, he grimaces at the thought of what he could possibly look like if someone were to be watching him. A loud gurgling sound is made as he attempts to snort back what he can of the snot back into his nose. Wiping his nose on the back of his hand, he absent mindedly glances down at the grass. It is only then that he notices a red and white corn snake. In a panic, he quickly grabs the duck, stands up and kicks the snake. We don’t recommend doing this under normal circumstances. “Get lost!!” The snake goes flying back in the direction of which it came. Sighing, he checks the area around him for any other snakes before sitting back down.

“Lucifer? Is everything alright? I thought I heard someone shouting.” Lilith wanders through the forest for a bit before finding the red and white corn snake draped over a tree branch like someone's laundry left out to air dry. “Lucifer!”

“I think I may have sssscared him a bit. Oopssss.”

She rushes to take him out of the tree and sets him on the ground. Turning back into an archangel, Lucifer smiles. His hair is a bit messed up but other than that he seems fine. “He is a short way down there. He’s sitting with a duck on his lap.” Lilith smiles. “Thank you, Lucifer.” With a small puff of smoke, the archangel turns into a small dove. Adam is much less likely to be scared that way. Flying alongside Lilith, the two find Adam sitting under the tree. “Adam, dear?” Adam looks up at his wife, smiling. “Hey.” As she sits next to him, he holds out the flower. “I snf wanted to give this to you.” He tucks it into her hair. Lilith giggles. “Thank you Adam.” She kisses him on the cheek. “I thought you’d like it. I know purple is your fa-..heh..hEH-Choo!! eEH’ShOO!! Hed’DCHOO!” He turns away to keep from sneezing on her. Laughing, she wraps him in a hug. “Thank you Adam. I love it.” Adam blushes. “I’m snff glad you li-iIH!!-ke i-IIHT’sSH-Eh!!” Lilith kisses him again, this time on the mouth. “Bless you, love.” The dove lands on Liliths shoulder and she looks at him, nodding. He flies without their field of vision before returning to his angel form and going back to heaven.

God forbid Adam slip up and hurt Lilith. Lucifer now has something he can use against him. But that won’t be necessary. Angels are merciful after all. Right?

[chirpthingz]

somebody else on twitter brought this up and i agree: it is like. fucking crucial that in the hq they touch on how much the orphanage actually sucked, bc that’s a huge part of why dante/beatrice/gal/etc turned out the way they did

[echotunes]

I love this puzzle with the pictures on the shelf THIS IS FUN THIS IS COOL...

[lairu]

These are old drawings but might as well share em

I gotta draw him again fr I love painting his mask too much not to

[light-wrath-paradise]

"Maybe I would fuck him" started off as a joke but gurl I don't think it's a joke anymore

[curi0uscreature]

* I nearly can’t watch any PN clips normally because of how they immediately make me crazy in a positive way but the fact THIS is the picture we’re suppose to take seriously during the invention introduction

[fstbmp-a]

"Oh right, I should probably introduce myself before I start acting all chummy with the people, shouldn't I?"

There's a little spin on toes of her heels, pressing finger to cheek in an all-too-adorable display; completed with a wink.

"Honey the Cat, nice to meetcha! You might know me from my many successful lines of clothing- or maybe you've seen me from one of my many acting gigs. People say they loved me in the 'Dark Gaia' show as the lead's love interest. Though I'm partial to my role in those comic movies."

[maladyinpink]

Okay, this just popped into my head. Imagine Charlie has been working on a bunch of paperwork for the hotel, like dozens of stacks of papers. She finally finishes it all, only to let out a fire sneeze, and the papers burn to ashes.

💗OKAY, Thank you...for that absolutely heart-wrenching/hilariously adorable idea 🥲

Poor workaholic (overworking and thus probably overheating) Char-Char would probably cry...Cazzo, I would too. Her girlfriend would be there to tell her to take a break and Lu would probably bring her some Ice Cream to help her cool off.

HC based off the fact that Snz can sometimes be induced by psychological stressors

[artesiant]

I do appreciate that they pointed out that just because London was a psychopath and violated her patients’ information, doesn’t mean that Tim shouldn’t continue going to therapy (with a proper therapist this time)

[a-tad-bit-unhinged]

sick lucifer instead?

Hey Anon! So I actually do have one of these in the works (Hopefully it'll be out soon-ish), but I do have a reason for not writing them often

So I personally headcannon that those with angelic blood can't get sick/feel low-level pain (i.e. paper cuts, bruises). I think that even as fallen angels, people like Vaggie and Lucifer would still have those traits, because it's not like their blood changed.

I'm slowly growing on Lucifer sickfics, so there may be some more in the future, but for the moment I'm a bit stuck on my Alastor hyperfixation 😅

BUT, if you have specific requests for a fic, I honestly love getting prompts as it motivates me to write more. Thanks for the ask!

[chirpthingz]

guys there is a. a Small chance that. the desconjuracao hq miiiiight give us more agatha backstory details

[putastakeinit]

me writing drabbles like:

[bigeasybartender]

Loft-Style Living Room

Example of a huge trendy loft-style light wood floor and beige floor living room library design with white walls and a media wall