#M; Kale

[jhartshoobler]

[mellz117]

[soldier-poet-king]

Sexism? Implicit homophobia? Double standards? IN MY FAMILY?? 🙃🙃🙃

Bro 1 either got really drunk and stayed over at his friends (likely) or is MISSING (unlikely), but he didn't even send a text and didn't come home overnight and my mother is FLIPPING OUT and like low-key it's a little funny bc he's 23 and she's been letting him come home at all hours since highschool, I'm talking like, hes regularly crawling in when I'm getting up to leave for work, and sure he can do whatever he wants idgaf he no longer takes even a modicum of advice from others (tho it's super annoying when he wakes me up coming in at 4am since we're the only two in the basement)

HOWEVER, like, do u think he's gonna get any flack for this? Absolutely not. If I'm 30 min late coming home from work IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AT AGED 26 I get in SO MUCH SHIT. God forbid I fall asleep on the bus and forget to text that I'm running late. Or walking home from my Nonna's at night (less than 1 block) I have to text to say I lived, but none of my male cousins or brothers do, despite some of them being MINORS. Or like. I can't even take the subway at night without my mother constantly texting and begging me to let her pick me up like a child (aka tmg concert getting out at midnight but I very specifically stayed sober since I was alone) but nooo my brother can go bar hopping at all hours and she'll just. Go to bed and let him leave.

He can just do whatever the fuck he wants because he's a BOY and he's also our mother's FAVOURITE (the rest of the siblings all agree on that one, me and bro 2 are like 🤝 least loved & most criticized children solidarity), and he's also capable of SUCH anger, he's largely apathetic to the general world and highly selfish, but when he gets mad he he's MAD tbh I fear that anger a bit and so now no one will criticize him at all? He gets away with EVERYTHING and I can't even leave stuff out in the house where I LIVE WITHOUT GETTING SHIT

Also like he was living with his gf and not going to church and all that, and I literally Do Not Care At All, that's his business, but again the hypocrisy of it all from the parents, when theyre supportive of him - literally bought and moved their shared bed - even tho he's "going against their professed values" or however my father wants to phrase it, but god forbid I just EXIST as a queer person, even if I'm single. Like. HELLO???? I can never be out ever

Like yes I'm glad they're not assholes to him but also WHY DO I GET SO MUCH SHIT FOR LITERALLY MY BENIGN EXISTENCE

[byronlc]

@entangledmuses asked

[ GIVE ] for the shorter muse to stand or climb to sit on a higher surface to demand a kiss from the taller one. – Zoey to Zach

‘TOL AND SMOL’ PROMPTS

Zach was in the kitchen, trying a new recipe he had seen in an online cooking class. Risotto with kale and sausages. He was standing at the stove, putting the ingredients into a large cooking pot. Then he took the wooden spoon and started stirring. He looked very focused on his task and even kept on stirring steadily when he saw from the corner of his eye that Zoey came closer.

Suddenly her face was directly in his field of vision. He raised his eyebrows in surprise when he realized that his girlfriend had climbed onto the counter next to the stove, was kneeing on it and leaning over to him. Her lips puckered, her eyes closed, she demanded a kiss from Zach. And he leaned in, kissed her lips softly with a smile on his own – while he kept on stirring the risotto.

[deus-ex-mona]

we are united in a common cause on this ✨#blessed✨ day

[musesbykai]

Totally not me being an absolute simp for QA 1-Mil

[chattier80]

GT Prompts 27 -communication-

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[miranda-mundt-art]

is there any specific reason why camille and chloe's names are likened to kalen's name and rowena's name is like rowan?

camille and chloe are subtle-y plant related to nod to LeRoux stuff (camille like the camellia flower and Chloe means ""young green shoot" or blooming in some sources)

Rowan is a type of tree - Rowena is named after him in his memory after the car accident like one would name their kid after a grandparent!

[tblueger]

making hockey players draw things is one of my favourite ideas anyone has ever had and everyone should do it more

[mentalitynotes]

Open Starter: Kale Hu Where: Beachside, early morning Verse: Modern Magic, Marvel, Cyberpunk

The sand tumbled and shifted as the winds pushed it around with ease. Not enough to feel like the sand was pulling the skin from your bones, just enough to be mildly annoying. The beach was empty which was uncommon even in the colder months, but it was early and the waves were not to be found. In the blink of an eye, he was there, standing on the shore toes just barely touching water.

Despite the lack of waves he stood there witha wet suit on and a board tucked under his arm. "Well shit, nothing here either."

[pa-sylvie]

Still on melanated Kale, 'ere's an extra outfit for her-

[seashells42]

M!A Poisson (to be activated April 1st): Oh dear. It seems that a Kalosian passerby has fished your muses. You awaken for the day to find that everyone has been COMPLETELY COVERED in fishies. Oh wow, they really got you good, didn't they? Well, these fishies are still as nimble as ever, and despite their ever gallant fluttering, they perpetually remain just out of reach. It seems that the only way to get it off is to either have a muse from another blog remove it or wait for them to fall off on April 2nd (or any other day you so choose.)

m!a poisson: ACCEPTED!

"We were only gone for like 5 minutes. Why's the house covered in fishies?"

'Better yet; why are you and your team covered head to toe in paper fishes?'

"Fuck if I know. Guess the fishie fairy decided to pay us a visit last night!" There's a long, suffering sigh. "Ya know these won't come off, yeah? I don't wanna be stuck looking like if Cousin It took up origami!"

"I, for one, think it's a vast improvement from your current attire. I dare say I would suffer the paper fishes year round if it meant I didn't have to see you in that hideous red duster you insist on wearing.'

Piro thanks the nice fishie lady for dropping by once again and donning the crew with adorable fishies!

[eloreenmoon]

No Surrender (Badlands Book 5) by Morgan Brice #Audiobook #Review #Paranormal #LGBTQ+ #GayRomance #Contemporary

Erryn reviews ‘No Surrender (Badlands Book 5)’ by Morgan Brice. This book was released by the author on April 20, 2022 and is 224 pgs long. The audiobook version of this story was narrated by Kale Williams and released on March 21, 2023. The audiobook is 6 hrs and 15 mins long. A copy was provided in exchange for an honest review. Why I read this book: I’m loving this series. Cold cases, hot…

[manlymothman]

woah. character art.

[delicateimage]

When you finally croak from having a diet of ramen Doritos and egirl bath water, not tasting fresh air since 2013, and complete and other lack of human physical social and sexual interaction and are in purgatory, you will be exiled to the gaping mouth hell into the deepest pits. Was the Reddit porn worth it? Save yourself now and suspend your internet access before it’s too late and start a farm

[everythingseasoning]

What the JJK men eat for breakfast

[Y’all already know what Gojo’s one is gonna be like… ]

Warnings: none! Pure fluff <3

Nanami - A medley of things: usually his breakfast consists of salmon and rice, yogurt with berries, and a leafy salad with extra kale and tomatoes. Nanami starts the day off right, ensuring he’s got enough energy to get through the day with the grueling task of fighting curses. —After all, Nanami takes his job seriously & his goal is to save people; Nanami eats well so that he’s not in a weaker state— in the case that his energy level is the difference between somebody living or dying. [bonus note: Nanami carries protein bars and runner’s gel on him at all times, in case he needs a pick me up.]

Choso - the traditional Japanese breakfast of miso soup, fish, pickled vegetables, and rice. This breakfast array is filling for the stomach, and satisfying for the tastebuds, while also being healthy and a great way to start off the day with lots of energy! —These things are important to Choso, at least nourishment is important for him to serve to his brothers. He also enjoys this typical Japanese breakfast when he’s not totally neglecting himself while in search of his brothers. [bonus note: Hundreds of years ago, Choso used to cook for his younger brothers, juggling making meals with a bunch of other things. So, he can do lots filling & healthy recipes.]

Toji - this booger will eat anything he can find. He ain’t doin no meal prep the night before. He worries about it the day of. [bonus note: he’s gotten his breakfast by stealing lunch boxes from unsuspecting children more times than he can count.] [bonus note two: Toji actually really enjoys the typical western breakfast of bacon and eggs, toast, and coffee. He would eat this a lot back when his wife was still alive.]

Geto - this pretty prince likes having a solid meal for breakfast, something both nourishing and enjoyable. His favorite breakfast meal is fried rice with lots of meat bits, miso soup, green tea, and a salad. [bonus note: Though Geto doesn’t have a sweet tooth to the extent Gojo does, Geto does enjoy a pastry in his breakfast a few times a week.]

Gojo - He loves donuts for breakfast. They’re just such a sweet treat— he loves that it’s sugary glaze (or chocolate) melts on his tongue like a shot of liquid happiness, as the first taste he experiences in the morning. Gojo will also have a berry smoothie to accompany his sweet tooth. He honestly doesn’t eat super ravenously, so this suffices as a breakfast for the almighty Satoru Gojo. [bonus note: back when Satoru and Suguru were in each others’ lives, on top of his own, Satoru would often end up eating whatever Suguru was having for breakfast.]

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teehee I did toji dirty— or did I? (Nah he did this to himself).

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Taglist: @satorulicious (it’s a small headcanon but I hope u like the Gojo part!) @kapeeshkapoosh (ily <3 hope you like hehe) and @sysysysysysysysysysysysysysy (from my taglist!)