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#MAN I D0N’T KN0W
p3anutbutt3rz · 2 years
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hey there! how's glowfly season treating you? i'm glad its ending soon -_- -@t1nyven0m
0H DAMN, IT’S GL0WFLY SEAS0N ? BWAAAHAHA, L0SERZ. I HAVEN’T BEEN H0ME LATELY, S0 I REALLY HAD N0 IDEA. GLAD IT’S ENDING TH0UGH.
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canyouhearme83 · 9 months
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Aww, is someone upset that they're about to lose their only hope of escape because someone decided to help him along the path to seeing who you truly are?
I sincerely hope that he fully comes to his senses soon. You picked your target well, but it appears that the people on his side are playing to his weaknesses as well.
You're losing, Anomaly.
How does it feel?
WHY D0 PE0PL3 D3CIDE T0 B3 OM1NOUS T0 THOS3 TH4T D0N’T UNDERST4ND WH4T THEY’R3 T4LKING AB0UT?
1’M N0T “LOS1NG” 4NYTHING. 1’M N0T “PL4YING INT0 W3AKNESSES” OR D0ING WH4TEV3R M4L1CIOUS TH1NGS Y0U THINK 1’M DO1NG.
Y0U ALL 4CT L1KE 1’M S0ME MONST3R WHEN 4LL 1’M DO1NG IS TALK1NG T0 THE ONLY P3RSON I’V3 SE3N IN… 1 DON’T KN0W HOW LONG. I’V3 H3LPED H1M, C0MFORT3D HIM, D0N3 3VERYTHING 1 C4N TO K3EP HIM H4PPY, 4ND I’M ST1LL S0ME S0RT OF B4D GUY TO Y0U ALL.
1 JUST L0VE H0W SM4RT Y0U ALL TH1NK YOU AR3 BY TRY1NG TO CONV1CT 4 MAN 0F A CRIM3 TH4T HE DO3SN’T KNOW 4NYTHING 4BOUT.
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(“WHY DO PEOPLE DECIDE TO BE OMINOUS TO THOSE THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT?
I’M NOT ‘LOSING’ ANYTHING. I’M NOT “PLAYING INTO WEAKNESSES” OR DOING WHATEVER MALICIOUS THINGS YOU THINK I’M DOING.
YOU ALL ACT LIKE I’M SOME MONSTER WHEN ALL I’M DOING IS TALKING TO THE ONLY PERSON I’VE SEEN IN… I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG. I’VE HELPED HIM, COMFORTED HIM, DONE EVERYTHING I CAN TO KEEP HIM HAPPY, AND I’M STILL SOME SORT OF BAD GUY TO YOU ALL.
I JUST LOVE HOW SMART YOU ALL THINK YOU ARE BY TRYING TO CONVICT A MAN OF A CRIME THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.”)
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sphlvrai · 4 years
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I d0n’t kn0w, C0unt, the little buggy dude c0uld pr0ve t0 be... m0re imp0rtant than y0u think. -Zer0 anon
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Count Bleckrey: i don’t give a shit or fuck bout anyone. cept my main man minion here who shall remain unnamed
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???: The Count and I don’t give a shit. We know damn well what we’re doing here, and what the “consequences” are.
???: ...I care about you too, Count.
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unknown-artist1 · 3 years
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Yo my brain fucking hates me. Let me ✨explain✨. So I have pretty bad su1c1d@/ thoughts, and my dad is a car repair man(he works on cars). So he has a lot of sharp tools and when I look at them I just see me st@bb1g myself. And same thing with ropes, when I see one I just see me h@ng1ng myself. I want help, I NEED help, I want to end it all but I'm to scared to.
1 d0n't kn0w wh@t t0 d0
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bones-and-boxes · 4 years
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Uhhh... maybe give him a little pat? 0n the head? Tell him t0 calm d0wn and breathe????? We d0n’t kn0w!!! -Zer0 anon
Hey Benrey?
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y... yeah?
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I think I love you too, man.
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beellicosity · 4 years
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Bull; Today at 5:34 PM There was no way it was going to work any better than any of the other times he made the attempt to contact Psiioniic. There were certain members of the team he was more than willing to leave for dead. Handmaid's own information hinted that Serket might be... Bull shook his head and dismissed the thought. If anyone in their entire team was still kicking, willing to fight even when the last shred of their trollness was stripped away, it was Psiioniic. Bull bit his lip and continued typing at his remote station, up on some isolated plateau on his own planet, hoping he was at high enough elevation for the signal to reach out into the session...
And hopefully, maybe he could reach contact with Psii.
P211; Today at 6:10 PM There are several signals he can feel for, this high up. Satellites, or meteors with potential labs on them, zooming by, giant horrors in the deep dark down deep dark spaces. Even the other planets of the session registered a signal.
... Huh, that was a new one. A new signal just blipped into existance on his monitors- It was faint, very far away. The numbers indicated that it was moving closer at a slow pace. Bull; Today at 6:13 PM Bull was more than willing to wait and see, to see if there was any active reception on the other end, if there was anyone there. At all. He had been configuring his communication devices for what felt like eons, trying to reach the other members of this team outside of the clearly useless normal methods. After a few pings, he typed out a message on the small keypad in his lap and hit enter.
"1'm look1ng for Ps11. Please respond 1f you can help a t1red old bull out." P211; Today at 6:16 PM For the longest while, there is no answer. The minutes tick tock by in silence with nothing. When Bull is almost ready to give up, there is finally a returning ping.
"DEFINE; PSII." Bull; Today at 6:18 PM He was willing to wait hours. He had scheduled for this, this mission... He lay down on the ground under his makeshift tent and waited... waited... and looked over at the return ping and text.
"Sh1t..." he whispered, before typing out his response. "Ps11: formerly M1tuna Captor, The Ps11on11c, The Helmsman. Status: Unknown." P211; Today at 6:21 PM The silence now before the next ping is almost deafening, every other little bit and noise around him drags on, grates against his senses. Waiting. waiting. There's so much waiting, but- This, this is. This could be it. What if this is it?
The words appear on his screen, white on black, typing out slowly, as if thoughtfully.
". . . . . DEFINE; BULL." Bull; Today at 6:22 PM He perked up at that. Part of him typed out the answer 'god of sexy robots' and it lingered there for some time before he composed himself and erased it. Hopefully whoever was on the other end wouldnt be able to see that.
"Al1ases 1nclude Ruf1oh N1tram, The Summoner. Emp1re's number one most wanted revolut1onary. Bronzeblood. Former organ1c. Leader of all rebell1ons and 1nsurgenc1es." P211; Today at 6:24 PM The answer now is lightning fast, and has a mocking tone to it.
"REFLECT; GOD OF SEXY ROBOTS."
There is nothing else, just a blinking | to show where he was typing.
"DEFINE; FREEDOM." Bull; Today at 6:26 PM "God damn 1t."
He facepalmed aggressively, enough to dent a lesser android. He sat up, little husktop in his lap, and mulled it over. Words were... hard. What was freedom? He tapped at the keyboard slowly.
"Reflect... den1ed. Freedom... 1s cho1ce. Movement. The el1m1nat1on of bonds and shackles."
God. He should be better at defining this. He was a damned breath player. P211; Today at 6:28 PM "QUERY; DENIED?"
There's a little bit of silence after that, while whoever was on the other line mulled over their own thoughts.
"DEFINE; ALIGNMENT." Bull; Today at 6:30 PM "For now."
>He typed it out and closed his eyes at the second inquiry. Memories fought to flood past his firewalls. How many times had he tried to rescue Psii? How many times had he succeeded? Failed? Made a connection? Fallen? He hummed and typed slowly... with intent.
"Al1gnment: Partner." P211; Today at 6:32 PM "ERROR; WRONG RESPONSE INCODED. PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING WORDS."
Strings begin to write themselves in the darkness-
Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good Lawful Neutral Neutral Chaotic Neutral Lawful Evil Neutral Evil
And below those, two phrases;
Imperially Aligned / Rebel against Alternia Bull; Today at 6:33 PM Oh. Oh god even now... Captor was a fucking nerd about this. He huffed and rubbed his face, trying to ease away a smile that shouldnt be there.
"Chaotic Good, Rebel against Altern1a." P211; Today at 6:37 PM "STATEMENT."
There is a long pause, now. The dots blip across his screen.  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"STATEMENT; PROVE IT." Bull; Today at 6:38 PM Bull allowed himself a smirk at that before plugging a finger into the device in his lap and blanking out for a few moments, uploading his own schematics and data history, abridged of course, before hitting... send.
"W1ll th1s suff1ce, Un1t?" P211; Today at 6:41 PM Something has taken ahold of him as he plugs in, as he sends the message- Something slows his movements, /something rifles its way through his synthetics, pulls at his seams, loosens his bolts. His extremities, his fingers, his toes, they take themselves apart just like Sal did once before. His webcam blinks with purple light for a moment, as if there's an eye in there, watching him- And then, with a few simple tugs, his extremities put themselves back together again, a last ruffling rifle coursing through his entire body, shaking him up before the VERY POWERFUL presence pulls away from him.
"ANSWER; YES." Bull; Today at 6:43 PM "Dude..."
It took him a moment to recalibrate and get his head on straight. He missed that feeling. Was it like Sal? Yes. But it was also like he remembered it from the days where his circuits were red and he was aligned squarely with Imperial forces, where he stood at attention beside Psii and neither of them had a hope of escape. And it wasnt... bad.
"Captor. Dude. Fuck... 1 m1ssed that." P211; Today at 6:46 PM "STATEMENT; [REDACTED], FORMERLY MITUNA CAPTOR, THE [REDACTED], THE HELMSMAN. STATUS; THE ROBOT GOD OF ALL SEXY ROBOTS."
"DEFINE; PURPOSE. YOUR PURPOSE." Bull; Today at 6:49 PM Cute. Bull could fight him for that title later. Right now, he plugged a second finger into his comm device and tried to get his head down from the clouds and to stop spinning.
"Purpose? Not formally defined. Willing to... service you. Upgrade you. Help you." P211; Today at 6:55 PM He could feel the presence in his comm device still... waiting. As he pulled his finger into it, again it pounced, and rifled through him, rattling his plates and loosening his bolts, as if pulling his synthetics away from his endoskeleton.
"STATEMENT; NONSENSE. HELP HAS LONG SINCE CEASED TO COME." Bull; Today at 6:57 PM He plugged a third finger in, equal parts of him wanting that feeling, that knowing that Psii was on the other end, and wanting... that sensation. He grunted and blanked out for a fraction of a moment, one eye going red.
"Help 1s here. At your f1ngert1ps. Now." P211; Today at 6:59 PM This time, the feeling took his toes apart, took his fingers apart, began to take his wrists- But with the connection severed, it lessened. The insistant tugging of mechanics on his arms, unscrewing screws and prying up pieces of him slowly.
"REFLECT; HELP HAS LONG SINCE CEASED TO COME. THERE IS NO HELP, NO HOPE, FOR ME. LEAVE ME ALONE."
Bull should realize that this taking apart thing isn't going to cease, this time. Bull; Today at 7:05 PM "1've tr1ed to f1nd you for sweeps..."
He was speaking now, the link to the device more than enough. His communications network had pinpointed PSii and locked on. He didnt need to look anymore and the relief... it brought him to life.
"1m not g1v1ng up just because 1 fucked up after th1s sess1on started. You can leave me a p1le of scrap. 1'll let you. Or you can trust me aga1n M1tuna... let me 1n aga1n. Rebu1ld me to your 1deal 1f you need to. Turn me 1nto a toy 1f you need to. But 1m not go1ng to g1ve up on you." P211; Today at 7:09 PM "D0N'T FUCK1NG CALL ME THAT."
Harsh, flashing text on his screen, quirked, with no "statement" or "define" or anything. His comm device kicks into overdrive, the fans whirring loudly.
"1 AM NOT MITUNA CAPTOR." Bull; Today at 7:09 PM "Then tell me who you are."
Bull had synthetic tears in his eyes. He... knew next to nothing. Again. P211; Today at 7:10 PM The words are. Small. Subtexted. ... And slowly typing.
"1... d0n't kn0w."
". . . . . . . . . . . . . ."
"But 1'm n0t that. N0t anym0re." Bull; Today at 7:11 PM Bull inhaled.
"1 want to help you f1gure 1t out then."
"..."
"Please. Un1t... 1 dont want to loose you aga1n." P211; Today at 7:13 PM "STATEMENT; I AM LOST. ADRIFT IN THE SPIRALING DARKNESS. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND ME."
"STATEMENT; THEN MAYBE I'LL LET YOU FIGURE ME OUT ONCE MORE." Bull; Today at 7:14 PM "1 have you locat1on locked. 1f you mean phys1cally locate you, 1 can be on my way 1nstantly. But 1t you mean more metaphys1cally..."
A pause.
"1 m1ss you. Even 1f 1 need to f1ght you as t1tleholder of 'god of sexy robots'... 1 want to see you aga1n." P211; Today at 7:17 PM "STATEMENT; YES, I MEAN PHYSICALLY LOCATE ME. FIGHT MY MINIONS, PROVE YOURSELF ON MY PLANET, ON MY NEW BODY, FIND ME. THEN WE CAN TALK..... BULL."
"THE EMOTIONS OF 'MISS' AND 'WANT' ARE NOT CURRENTLY REGISTERING IN MY PROCESSORS. THESE ARE NOT VALID EMOTIONS, HOWEVER THEY DO SEEM TO HAVE A TIE-IN TO SADNESS, AN EMOTION THIS UNIT IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING. USER, DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?" Bull; Today at 7:18 PM "1 do. 1 w1ll cont1nue. Unt1l there 1s no more sadness 1n you. Please hold..."
He stiffened for a moment, both eyes going blank as he relayed back to his communications hub and began a much more precise tracing of Psii's location. He would find this man. He would hold him again. He would see to it that all those processors were working and registering everything...  And his internal transportalizer whirred to life, the coordinates provided loaded up.
"Are you ready?" P211; Today at 7:20 PM The coordinates of the uplink are somewhere on the surface of a small planet- Curious, how it seemed to fluctuate between numbers every now and again-
"STATEMENT; FIND ME IF YOU CAN."
Yeah, those aren't going to lead him directly to Psii. Bull; Today at 7:21 PM "Hey. Already d1d. R1ght 1n my pusher."
Without waiting for a response, he unplugged, closed the device, got up and... flash. He was ready. More than ever... he was ready.
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unicorn-poop · 6 years
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Story 1
Lanque wakes up at 3am feeling like garbage. He also feels wet he lifts up his blanket...BEHOLD A PUDDLE OF GREEN BLOOD!
LANQUE: Ugggh! So Troll Aunt Flo has Visited yet again! Why?!
Lanque decided he’d go wash up then go back to bed. Well once he gets into the bathroom and looks to find some tampons he only finds one....
LANQUE:....Shit!
One wouldn’t do since his flow is very heavy. He didn’t even want to bother with his jade blooded buddies. He decides to make his cerulean ♠️ buy them.
MALLEK: What d0 you want?! D0n’t y0u kn0w it’s 1ike 3 o’clock in the m0rning? This better be g00d!
LANQUE: I need you to get me something at the local Troll Walmart
MALLEK: And just why c0u1dn’t y0u just get your ♥️ t0 buy y0u y0ur rainb0w drinker c0mic b00ks?
LANQUE: Because...I hate your cerulean guts!
MALLEK: What d0 y0u want pretty boy?
LANQUE: Today Was my lucky day! Troll Aunt Flo decides to Visit me and I haVe no products left to stop the jade flow from staining my neW underWear I got from my ♥️ so I need you to get me a box, please?
MALLEK: Hmmm🤔....n0....n0w g00dnight!
LANQUE: Dont you dare hang up on me, mister! I will come to your hive and color eVerything you oWn jade!
MALLEK: 0k, ca1m d0wn! I’11 get them. What kind?
LANQUE: Extra extra large. My floW is quite heaVy.
So with that they’re done talking. Mallek went to the local Troll Walmart and went straight into the Troll hygiene products isle.
MALLEK: Man, I hate Wa1mart!
Mallek gets what he needs but before he could leave two Troll females giggle his face turns a shade of cerulean and quickly goes to the check out area. A indigo Blood was there
INDIGO BLOOD: Oh, i$ thi$ for your mate$prite? You’re a really $weet boyfriend. $he must be so lucky. Let me gue$$...a Violet Blood?
MALLEK: Mmmmm it’s for my b0yfriend....I mean my ♠️. I d0n’t have a Violet Blood Matesprite in fact I don’t have a matesprite yet.
INDIGO BLOOD: Oh ☺️ you’re so $weet to actually buy them for your ♠️.
And so Mallek travels to where Lanque is located or where all jade bloods are located and gave him what he needed only he bought the wrong ones.
Lanque was very angry. So angry he turned into a rainbow drinker. Mallek was confused but then it got to him. He got the wrong ones.
LANQUE: I SAID EXTRA EXTRA LARGE! GO BACK TO THE STORE AND GET ME RIGHT ONES!
THE END
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allcatsaregreyt · 7 years
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Sollux Captor-Today at 12:51 PM
i w0nder h0w l0ng until "i l0ve y0u" is habit instead 0f feeling.
Karkat Vantas-Today at 12:51 PM
??
Sollux Captor-Today at 12:51 PM
my an0n.
Karkat Vantas-Today at 12:51 PM
AH.
Saness Psuede-Today at 1:01 PM
:( Why haven't you cancelled that?
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:01 PM
i have a wish.
Saness Psuede-Today at 1:02 PM
What's the wish?
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:02 PM
i might tell y0u 0nce i give less 0f a fuck, but n0t right n0w.
Karkat Vantas-Today at 1:03 PM
I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT IT.
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:03 PM
0h.
Saness Psuede-Today at 1:03 PM
:( ?
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:03 PM
/shrug.
Karkat Vantas-Today at 1:04 PM
I’M GONNA PICK YOU UP FROM SCHOOL TODAY, BY THE BY.
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:04 PM
whatever.
"Whatever..." you repeat to yourself. Is he being dismissive to Karkat because of the anon, or because of something else? Sigh. ...You're gonna go take a shower.
/via @sanesspsuede​
[Private Messaging]
TS: Hey, so TS: What's so important that you gotta wait through two weeks of this emotionless stuff in order to wish for it? TS: You seriously wished for a McChicken last time you had the option
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:16 PM
TA: d0n't w0rry ab0ut it. TA: and if the wish c0mes true, then there w0n't be anything t0 w0rry ab0ut anym0re.
Saness Psuede-Today at 1:28 PM
TS: I smell bullshit TS: Nothing you could ever wish for would keep every possible worry away TS: Did something happen?
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:32 PM
TA: meh. TA: just trying t0 get rid 0f a pr0blem.
Saness Psuede-Today at 1:45 PM
TS: I want to know what the problem is
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:45 PM
TA: sh00sh.
Saness Psuede-Today at 1:46 PM
TS: I refuse TS: What's the problem?
Sollux Captor-Today at 1:50 PM
TA: what part 0f i d0n't want t0 talk ab0ut it aren't y0u getting?
Shower time, you messed up troublemaker. You waste no time, just getting efficiently clean and then out of the shower. Sollux’s Room. Flop onto the bed, clean and dry and very distressed. Ouch.
/via @sanesspsuede​
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:02 PM
TS: The part where you're fobbing me off super hard and telling me not to worry, which is an obvious flag to tell me that I should worry TS: Why are you being a shithead all of the sudden?
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:04 PM
TA: if i keep being a shithead d0 the fun names like blunderslurp n00kteeth c0me 0ut?
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:06 PM
TS: Sollux TS: What's wrong? TS: It's like whatever you're doing, you're super intent on hiding it. TS: That means you think you have a reason to hide it. TS: That means I have to ask you.
Wow, he's being really prickly. Is it just you? What's wrong? There's no way you can talk to him about anything you had to, because you don't think he can handle it right now.
/via @sanesspsuede​
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:07 PM
TA: but i d0n't have a reas0n t0 tell y0u.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:07 PM
TS: What about "we're friends and I care about you" TS: That's not a reason anymore?
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:08 PM
TA: that's the pr0blem.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:09 PM
TS: That's the problem? TS: What is the problem
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:13 PM
TA: i care t00 much. TA: i'm g0ing t0 make it st0p.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:17 PM
TS: What's that supposed to mean? TS: You're gonna wish to stop caring about things?
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:17 PM
TA: n0.
You had almost typed “i want t0 st0p falling in l0ve.” but you backspaced.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:18 PM
TS: Please tell me
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:19 PM
TA: i d0n't want t0 talk ab0ut this anym0re.
You are going to break into that school and slap him with an anon pass if he doesn't give you a good enough reason not to.
/via @sanesspsuede
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:20 PM
TS: Sollux TS: Tell me
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:22 PM
TA: i l0ve y0u. TA: that's the pr0blem.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:23 PM
TS: What are you going to wish for? TS: To stop loving me?
Ow ow ow. It's best. It doesn't matter if it hurts, you already decided that for yourself. He wants to wish not to love you? That's fine. That's better even. He won't hurt.
/via @sanesspsuede
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:23 PM
TA: t0 st0p l0ving any0ne.
...?! To stop loving anyone? Why?? That's not right. Not at all.
/via @sanesspsuede
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:26 PM
TS: Sollux TS: Sollux, that's awful TS: What did Karkat do to you? TS: That's worse than Eri TS: Not loving me, that's fine, I understand, I get it, it's cool TS: But man TS: You can't do that TS: Don't
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:27 PM
TA: karkat's the 0nly 0ne i haven't messed up, and hell f0r all i kn0w i've already d0ne that much and he just w0n't tell me, i w0uldn't be surprised. TA: it's better this way. TA: it's n0t like i'm leaving him, i'll still be right here, i'll still be his matesprit.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:28 PM
TS: Sollux, don't be that person
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:28 PM
TA: and when he decides he's sick of me, then it won't hurt.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:31 PM
TS: Sollux TS: I am telling you TS: That is wrong TS: Genuinely horribly terribly wrong TS: You're going to hurt Karkat the same way you're scared of being hurt TS: What about when Karkat finds out you don't love him? TS: Don't you think he knows you well enough to tell
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:33 PM
TA: n0t l0ving isn't the same as n0t caring. TA: i d0n't think. TA: i'm n0t g0ing t0 be eri. TA: i'm g0ing t0 still be here like i've always been. TA: i'll never turn him away 0r ign0re him 0r make him feel w0rthless. TA: and i w0n't be giving my feelings t0 pe0ple wh0 d0n't want them t0 be put back int0 that p0siti0n anym0re.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:36 PM
TS: Sollux I'm fucking serious TS: This is wrong and you know it TS: Otherwise why wouldn't you want to say something? TS: Come on man, you're not really this cruel. TS: Say it to Karkat TS: Say "I don't love you" TS: That's what you're doing
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:40 PM
TA: 0f c0urse i l0ve him. TA: i've l0ved him f0r years. TA: but me l0ving pe0ple just ends up with pe0ple being hurt. TA: aradia, t0paz, eri, y0u. me. TA: if karkat was hurt, i'd bet every d0llar i have he w0uldn't tell me, and that hurts t00. TA: he'll be safer this way. TA: s0 will y0u. TA: s0 will eri. TA: i c0nsidered just getting rid 0f myself entirely, but this seems t0 be a better 0pti0n.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:43 PM
TS: Karkat doesn't want this either TS: I bet if you told him, he'd be devastated that you even considered this TS: I know how you felt when Eri forgot you TS: I know TS: This? TS: How could you think this is kindness?
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:43 PM
TA: i'm n0t f0rgetting anything. TA: i'll remember h0w things sh0uld feel. TA: i'll remember when t0 tell him i l0ve him.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:44 PM
TS: But you won't love him
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:45 PM
TA: i'll remember that i used t0.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:45 PM
TS: You'll be lying through your teeth
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:45 PM
TA: g00d thing i have a l0t 0f teeth.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:47 PM
TS: Is that really how you feel?
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:50 PM
TA: it's the 0nly 0pti0n.
You get out your disguise locket and set it up so you look like a police officer. This is happening. You're doing this. Go.
You pick a location behind the school on your scroller, wasting zero time in warping here once you confirmed that no one was around to see you. He can hate you for this. That's fine. 
You go into the school, for all the world looking like a human police officer, and step into the office. You tell the staff to call Sollux Captor to the office.
/via @sanesspsuede
Sollux Captor-Today at 2:50 PM
Oh goddamnit. School's almost out, what do they want now. You sigh, then wave off the person who was reading your workpage to you and start packing up. Bag slung on your shoulder, you grab Casey. You decide to take your sweet time about it, stopping by your locker first to drop off unnecessary books and pick up your coat. You've got a key to your locker, since you can't use the dial anymore despite remembering the combination, and you pocket it once you're ready, walking over to the office, fully prepared to use your silver tongue to stutter your way out of whatever trouble you're in.
Saness Psuede-Today at 2:56 PM
You already made arrangements with the staff to have Sollux directed to a private office for you to speak with him alone. You're waiting, knowing he'd recognize your voice if you were the one who'd pulled him in here. You will wait for the attendant to put him in here and close the door behind him, the message being that a human police officer named Cathy came to the school and would like to talk to him. He won't be expecting you. He won't be expecting any of this. His silver tongue won't save him from you.
Sollux Captor-Today at 3:00 PM
You're wearing your glasses when you come in, because your cybernetics are "distracting". You're virtually entirely blind when you step in, if she'd taken off her disguise you wouldn't have noticed. You're wearing  scowl of irritation, and click your tongue at your dog so she guides you to the chair, which you feel around for, drop your bag semi-carefully on the floor (there's a husktop in it), and plop in it. 
"Thought we already had a talk about the truancy. What is it now?"
Saness Psuede-Today at 3:05 PM
You don't say a word, instead walking over at a comfortable pace so that he doesn't feel the need to defend himself and pressing your anon-consuming egg against him to get rid of the slow decay anon, focusing very clearly on it as you do so. You're not going to try to force-feed him a cookie. You're skipping to what you know will work, even if you're scared and hurting and there are tears fighting their way to freedom.
Sollux Captor-Today at 3:07 PM
Obviously, you don't take well to a stranger touching you. You hiss at the unexpected touch and jerk away, swatting her hand, a few startled flyaway sparks giving away just how not okay you were with that. 
"What the fuck??"
Saness Psuede-Today at 3:13 PM
This locket only covers for physical appearance, so you have to fake a different voice on your own if you don't want Sollux to recognize you. The egg slithers to a darker shade and weighs a little more, so you know it works. Shaking, you put it away. You're not going to mask your voice. You already won. 
"...you probably shouldn't assault a police officer."
Sollux Captor-Today at 3:22 PM
You freeze when you hear the voice, ears turning up. It takes you a beat before your face curls into a snarl, ripping off the anaglyph glasses so you can actually see her. Her shape's wrong, but you know that voice. You don't mistake the voice of someone you're in love with. It doesn't take a genius to add two and two and you're pissed. You get up and turn away, glasses in your teeth, gathering your dog and bag and storming out. The bell hasn't rang yet but fuck that, you're going home. You can't even find words to say to her before you're gone.
Saness Psuede-Today at 3:26 PM
You only take a moment to compose yourself before stepping out to inform the staff that yes, it's fine, he can go. Cathy the policewoman leaves the school with a stern expression, calm and collected until she can find a place to die.
No, wait, you have to make sure Sollux doesn't lash out and do anything stupid. You decide to follow him, rotting soul, bleary eyes and all.
Saness Psuede-Today at 3:30 PM
TS: I'm not sorry.
Sollux Captor-Today at 3:31 PM
[TA ceased trolling TS!]
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74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
i kn0w you're all thinking height but i d0n't even need to l0ok f0r that that shit's just a fact of life.
i'm a classical man. i lo0k for b0unce.
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tfw y0u can’t tell if y0ur risk-taking nature is b0rne 0f intense self-l0athing since the age 0f r0ughly five and a half, 0r if y0ur intense self-l0athing is b0rne 0f y0ur risk-taking nature because y0u d0n’t kn0w h0w t0 pr0perly trust any0ne 0utside 0f a small circle that y0u knew if y0u 0ffered them a butt0n t0 instantly kill y0u, they’d never press it?
iunn0 man i’ve wanted t0 die f0r a really l0ng time
and n0w i can’t
thanks t0paz, y0u basically 0rphaned me in my 0wn pers0nal hell
being stuck with my 0wn th0ughts. f0rever. 0r until the universe f0rgets that i’m a glitch in the matrix and swall0ws me int0 the v0id.
part 0f me wants t0 die
part 0f me wants t0 party
guess i’ll d0 0ne till the 0ther happens and see where we’re at afterwards
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canyouhearme83 · 9 months
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You couldn't outrun your wrongdoings forever, old man.
… 1 D0N’T KN0W WH4T Y0U’R3 0N 4B0UT.
4ND H3Y, RUD3! 1 D0N’T 3V3N R3M3MB3R MY 4G3!
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(“… I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ON ABOUT.
AND HEY, RUDE! I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER MY AGE!”)
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r0b0c0ck-blog · 8 years
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@asomatousaria  said: hey mohame! im aria and its a pleasure to meet you! please accept my apologies on this late response
0H MAN N0, D0N'T W0RRY AB0UT IT! I KN0W WE ALL GET BUSY S0METIMES, FUCK, I KN0W I D0. IT'S A PLEASURE T0 MEET Y0U ARIA, I H0PE Y0U'RE ALRIGHT?
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allcatsaregreyt · 7 years
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never in my life have a craved a big fat fish m0re than i d0 right n0w. where d0 i even get a fish? i d0n’t kn0w h0w t0 c00k fish. d0 i need t0 c00k fish?
fuck man, tuna isn’t cutting it.
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allcatsaregreyt · 7 years
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Penny for your thoughts
we d0n’t talk all that much but i’d like t0 talk m0re.
i see y0u getting shit a l0t and in the time i’ve been f0ll0wing y0u, i haven’t really seen y0u d0 all that much t0 deserve it. shit sucks, man. when y0u deserve it, it’s 0ne thing. but when y0u haven’t even d0ne anything? yeah, n0t c00l. i d0n’t kn0w y0ur past and it’s n0t my business t0 kn0w unless y0u tell me, s0 i can 0nly judge fr0m what i’ve seen pers0nally.
and i think y0u’re pretty c00l.
i’d like t0 hang 0ut s0me time. just chill.
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