The duo dont know that in another universe, they have the entire internet and the market on the chokehold
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ﹙♡﹚ 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗒, 𝗆𝗒 , 𝗆𝗒 . . .
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An intrinsic part of my relationship with my betrothed is how food is treated. For instance. When I’m eating something like a sandwich or a burger and some of the toppings fall off, those are gone forever. I have no interest in chasing scraps or wrangling tiny pieces of food, once they hit the plate they’re dead to me.
Conversely. My betrothed is the tidiest and most exacting eater. They will get every tiny scrap and morsel and consume it bite by neat little bite.
But it really works out, because we quickly learned that one of their favorite pastimes is salvaging my dropped food. If we’re eating bahn mi they’ll reach over to retrieve the fallen soldiers of pickled veggies. When they’re in very silly mood they’ll scrabble up my leavings in a much more gremliny manner.
Today I polished off a BLTA and as it’s a high reward sandwich nothing had really fallen. So I was surprised when they started cackling and rustling the paper. When they pulled their spoon back it had the tiniest bit of avocado on the tip which they consumed while giggling manically.
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why do ppl even hate ben white what is there about him to hate he is the most offline man ever who does like one interview a year just say you can't handle his bad bitch tiger tits and fake tan and go
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