#my betrothed

[foldingfittedsheets]

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

[wendymonrea]

The Hotd guys when wanting to be ur betrothed <3 💋

Aemond Targaryen

-unhappy at first

-when he goes to dinner with

U he ends up loving u

-will do anything for u

-is actually obsessed with u

-will not allow anyone to disrespect u (especially men)

-is rude and disrespectful but still genuinely loves u

-a man baby but only when it comes to u or your children

-probably secretly can cook

Lucerys velaryon

-probably is super flattered that u are his betrothed no matter what

-probably isn’t that obsessed with u but worry’s about u a great amount

-loves u dearly and probably loves pet names no matter what even if it’s “princess” and he’s a man (lol)

-will agree with anything u say because he was raised by a lovely mother and respects women a great amount!

-probably doesn’t have hobby’s cause he spends all his time with u

Jacaerys velaryon

-obsessed with u (idk who’s more obsessed him or Aemond)

-cooks for u (he’s a chef)

-respects u but wants to be “the man of the house” (or in this case castle)

-probably has that “behave or else” look so u know when he’s super serious

-will not let u talk to men alone

-overprotective of u

-loves u so much more then u can imagine !!! 🫶🏼

-has many hobby’s and loves to share them with u

-most likely can sew and makes things for u and your children

Aegon ll

-is NOT happy about being ur betrothed

-doesn’t warm up to u at the dinner celebration but warms up if y’all have a special moment together (like if he gets hurt and u take care of him)

-opposite of overprotective but also OBSESSED with u (it’s weird)

-does listen to ur wishes

-admires ur beauty no matter what u look like (only after he warms up to u cause Yk Aegons really a mean person)

-probably lets people make fun of u but doesn’t let it go far

-is veryyy protective of your children together

-probably would be mad if u had a girl first but then become the best girl dad in the world even braiding their hair (it’s cute)

[cinnamonxbug]

The amount of hatred I have for the cruel sisyphean eight shaped floor is beyond infinite. Ever since getting it the first time with the brush palette, and only beating it by having max roll speed, I have avoided it like the plague with every run since then.

[saicha]

afternoon nap is the opiate of the masses

[styxdippedorgans]

WOW i am the luckiest dyke in the universe ………. god the way she looks at me makes me feel so full of emotion. love. wonder … goddamn!!!!!! i love you @blood-monkey 🪲💗

[cupidskissx]

dearest dear, i require a snippet from each one, kindest kind regards, kisses marriage proposal etc etc 🫶🌹

🥹💐😍 Dearly beloved, we gather here today to bear witness to the unity of two souls, two kindred spirits, who dream of grocery shopping, jigsaw puzzles and knitting their days away, all while one (L) convinces the other (Xiao) to scrap all potential third parties from all fics until they’re purely Lestappen 😌

1. Azerbaijan Abnegation Monaco Malaise Part 2

Charles nods. “You’ll have to give me a tour, one of these days,” he swirls his near-empty glass in a slow circle.

“Sure, or you could tag along on a flight one time,” it’s an off-hand comment, a courtesy offer. It’s not that he doesn’t mean it, he doubts Charles would be allowed, contractually, to join him on his jet.

“Yeah,” Charles thinks for a moment, “After Silverstone?”

“Sure,” Max agrees, because it’s the polite thing to do.

(Is that a hint at Part 3 I see?)

2. ABO:

He’s almost certain he’d been babbling on to Alex and Nyke about how much he wanted Max’s knot while writhing in pain. But, because they’re good friends, they never openly held it against him, but the odd, sly comment didn’t go amiss.

3. Team Principal AU:

“Yeah, she told me she wanted to lead an F1 team one day. Not very often you meet someone who aspires to be swamped in paperwork and meetings.”

"She told me she wants to head Ferrari."

“Watch out then, you've got yourself some competition."

"At this point maybe a six year old is what we need.”

Max laughed until he realised Charles wasn't.

❤️❤️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 kissing you back!

[baxterstockmanisthecenterfold]

Thinking about him...

(The extremely Dilf coded 2003 concept art of Baxter from 2001)

[donsgraveyard]

DRAWING THE KUNG FAMILY AND I LOVE THE GREAT KUNG LAO SM SM SMS MS SM SMSNOANDOS

[dionysus2xborn]

okay, being that i'm p sure that Henry Witner is based off this dude, (they were friends in college) imagine this guy but young af in college with some Henry glasses and my drawing i naturally did of a Henry from my head actually wasn't a half bad sketch. i'm proud of it ngl, i gotta revisit it asap with some actual time put into it when not shaky hands anxiety-ing lmfao. i usually only allow art time if i'm panicing but that day i had caught it in time for it to be okay! alsoooo... i might have to find this man's crazy books in audiobook format, if anyone has a good spot to find them (where i can save my spot or move around to the spot i left off at cause some sites i find are trash RIP).

fully aware my adhd kicked in for a moment when i looked up at my drawing in needing to reshare but like with more context i guess. (I keep it at my desk to watch over me to be like a disapproving little fucker @ me when i'm not focusing, he's lookin at me rn, i gotta go).

[dark-wackademia]

Do you have a moment?

Hi,

here to talk to you today about my lord and savior, Greek, Arabic and Turkish coffee.

(Coffee without cardamom now just feels like your day after your friend and you spent it together and you just gotta go back to normal days. Oof! Like don’t get me wrong, life can be great sometimes but it always just feels different with em around.)

[foldingfittedsheets]

So that’s how my morning is going.

[lights-on-the-ridge]

I finnaly got my filthy paws on a Din Djarin pop figure

[andreai04]

This demon, this living embodiment of sin, was so much more than the monster he was supposed to be.

[saicha]

Just a heads up this is a @whoreticulturally appreciation blog and nothing more

[relationaltherapist]

Hosea 2: 19-20 And I will betroth you to me forever. I will betroth you to me in righteousness and in justice, in steadfast love and in mercy. I will betroth you to me in faithfulness. And you shall know the LORD.

[tukathewolf]

i know i posted my GM and Guntank before, but I don't think ive shared my real AC

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