#MCSM Llama!Radar

[whataboutsimple]

MOBS GO BRRR

At this point I'm one hundred percent convinced that if everybody from MCSM were mobs, it's probably would've looked like this:

Jesse — wolf

Petra — piglin

Olivia — rabbit

Axel — goat

Lukas — axolotl

Gabriel — wither skeleton

Ivor — spider

Ellegaard — bee

Magnus — creeper

Soren — enderman

Aiden — blaze

Maya — magma cube

Gill — silverfish

Isa — fox

Milo — allay

Reginald — polar bear

Cassie Rose — brutal piglin

Hadrian — cave spider

Mevia — phantom

Otto — cat

Harper — zombie

Radar — chicken

Stella — llama

Jack — iron golem

Vos — drowned

Binta — panda

Warden — vex

Fred — warden

Romeo — elder guardian

Xara — ender dragon

Why? I don't know. Why? I don't know.

[sapphictigress]

S2 E2

Very happy Petra is next to me

Gay pillar hells yeah thanks Nell

Hold on lemmie just uhh /time set midnight

Petra: Ooh! Let’s see how you deal with the enchanted deliciousness of Miss Butter! I love you Ashley Johnson you're so silly

I like that they rebuild with the prismarine

The entirety of MCSM 2 is just Building up Radar as the new mayor

Radar: Look, I promise. The minute I see anything out of the ordinary I’m coming to get you as fast as my hustlesticks will carry me... my, uh, my legs. Come on, Jesse. I can do this. His little Hustlesticks! He do be so twiggy

Spends *does math* 7 and a half minutes making Reuben's new Memorial I tried my best man

Vos/Romeo stop trying to make us fight

Petra... we were bonding so much... and you just... plan to leave me...... :(((((((

Cant reason with Crazy

Get these boys some coats, they're cold

Shut up Vos

Petra: Hey, Jesse. Uh... can we... um... talk? Oh yeah, You wanna talk?? You wanna talk Petra? YEAH??

Jesse: You're gonna come back, right? Petra: Sure... of course. :O I thought we had something :(((

Petra: I... I really am sorry that it happened this way. I was just so excited to be hanging out with real, hardcore adventurers again... especially because I was worried that you- that you didn't need me anymore. Jesse: Petra... of course I need you. That's ridiculous. D:

Its Yama time

Stella: Everyone get away from my Llama! She walked up to usss!

Lukas: Okay, what is going on here? I have this lady who desperately wants to date me

Petra: Y'know, I've been thinking about it and I totally agree that "adventure" is probably the closest I've got to a "thing," but did this adventure really have to include Stella? She wants to be let into the relationship Petra

This episode is titles Shut up Vos

Dont fucking do that

Im gonna punch you in the face Vos

Gods i, i wanna join Petra but like, its is objectively the wrong choice,

She's so sad

staring at my gilfrond from a far as we take separate minecarts

Just wish i could tell her i'd meet up with her again :(((

I LOVE THAT THE VILLAGER HEAD DOESNT HAVE THE NOSE

Fuck off Vos, I dont want him >:( Can i shoot him?

who hurt you crafting table

I CRAFTED AN AXE BECAUSE I LIKE BEING SILLY AND THEN I JUST GET MURDERED FOR IT??? DJSKFHIFDS

Stella: Knew you would. Our fates our intertwined, after all. Who are either of us without the other? Girl what??? I look at her with such apathy

Okay but Romeo taking the form of Vos is super cruel

[ask-mspaint-mcsm]

Do we have any new pets?

She’s not really new,, but this is my pet rabbit!

[freds-keep]

stella die mad challenge

[emerald-block]

Hey come read this 👀

Hey so I’m writing a series of post-canon mcsm oneshots & short stories if anyone’s interested go give it a read [im working on the second story today & already have ideas for more so updates will probably not be too far apart :)

[stitchfan08steven]

welcome to the end of ep 3 I had to make the hardest choice for this season 

[camkablam]

MCSM Headcanons Because Why Not

-Nurm is aromantic; Jack technically isn’t, but he’s long lost interest in having a romantic relationship. The two married for tax benefits.

-Admin’s can’t teleport or ‘blink each other out of existence.’

-Romeo hadn’t meant to kill Fred. He’d just wanted him to get out and, when he’d refused, he’d tried to teleport him. He hadn’t meant to make his heart explode.

-After falling from the Witherstorm, Jesse developed an almost crippling fear of heights. They had a panic attack when they went to Sky City, especially when they had to get off the island they’d appeared on and when Lukas (quickly followed by themselves) were shoved off the edge, not to mention when they and the Founder had to build their way back up; then there was when they fell through Cassie’s death trap; when they had to jump into a tiny pool of water to get into Harper’s lab, and the giant and seemingly bottomless redstone hole they had to fight their friend in to defeat PAMA as the Redstone Heart retracted. While they don’t get panic attacks about them anymore, Jesse still has an ever-present weariness of heights and will avoid them if they can. Which, sadly, isn’t often.

-Somehow, at some point, Ivor started seeing Jesse as his kid and Jesse started seeing him as a father figure and it took them both a ridiculous amount of time to notice.

-Ivor sometimes calls Jesse bluejay.

-He also calls Harper his sunny sky or sunlight, a little nod to how she used to live in a Mesa Biome; Harper calls Ivor her poppy.

-There are times where Radar tends to follow Jesse everywhere; it kind of reminds Jesse of how Reuben used to follow them everywhere, something that’s only heightened by the fact that, out of everyone, Jesse has the urge to protect Radar the most, just like they had with Reuben.

-Because of the above headcanon, Jesse is absolutely terrified of Radar facing the same fate Reuben had, especially when they were dragged into season two and he tagged along. If Jesse let Radar lead the Giant Enderman away, they’re constantly worrying about him throughout the majority of the following episode.

-At times, as Ivor tries to find the rest of the original Order and Petra tries to find her purpose, they’ll run into each other and travel together for a while. Even though neither, especially Petra, will ever admit it, they both find these little get-togethers immensely comforting.

-Before they became too busy to do so, Jesse and their friends would sometimes go and compete in the Games now that they weren’t rigged anymore; said Games are now broadcasted across multiple worlds, including Jesse’s world, Crown Mesa, the Two Moons world, Sky City and, now, the Underneath.

-Porkchop and their gang especially enjoy watching the Games. They hope to participate themselves sometime soon.

-If Radar left to distract the Enderman and never really got to see the Old Order’s temple, Jesse takes him back there so he can freak out about it and explore to his heart's content (after, of course, making sure all the traps have been disabled).

-If Jesse decides to stay in Beacontown, they settle down for a while, but do eventually pick up adventuring again and go out once or twice a month. There are times they’re joined by Olivia, Axel and Lukas, albeit rarely all at once, but more often than not they’re adventuring partners are Jack, Nurm and, if they were nice to her, Stella; there are times Radar even tags along.

-Jesse and Stella co-parent Lluna. Jesse has her Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, while Stella has her Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. On Wednesdays, she’s usually with both of them, since Jesse and Stella usually take Wednesdays to hang out together, be it in Beacontown or Champion City.

-Radar never gets the hang of a sword, but he does prove to be incredibly good with a shield. Lukas even teaches him to use a bow properly, which he eventually becomes decent at.

-If both Romeo and Xara survive, their reunion is just as terrible as you’d expect it to be, with Xara slapping him so hard, she leaves a massive bruise on the side of his face. Afterwards, they avoid each other, with Romeo mostly sticking to the area around Romeoburg and Xara staying around the Oasis and Fred’s Keep.

-To Romeo’s surprise, he actually befriends Val and Soup, who decide to help him fix up the Underneath. One of the first things they do is destroy his Admin Arena Death Trap.

-Romeo is, naturally, harassed, beaten and even kidnapped by various scavenger groups, including Porkchop’s. During a particularly brutal kidnapping that would have ended with his death, he’s saved by Xara after Val and Soup go to her for help. They’re still not exactly on speaking terms afterwards, especially after Romeo’s healed enough to leave the Oasis, but they do start to acknowledge each other.

-Jesse, Radar, Nurm or Jack check up on the Heckmouth every now and again, just to make sure it’s still holding.

-Jack put Sammy’s remains in the safest place he could find in his shop after they defeated the Colossus; he almost collapsed in relief when they returned to the Underneath and he discovered it was still there.

-Lukas, of course, wrote a book about the season two adventure. Radar grinned for days when he realised that his role in it is more major than he’d initially expected (especially if he distracted the Enderman).

-When Romeo and Xara finally, finally get to the closest they’ll ever be to how things were before, they’re both surprisingly protective of the other. 

-Romeo is almost ridiculously quiet, shy and timid, a completely different person than the one that had destroyed Jesse’s town, whereas Xara is rougher and more aggressive than he remembers, even if she’s just ruffling his hair. The end result is rather strange.

-There are times where Romeo acts like a scared child, hiding when things become too tense or overwhelming, even when it doesn’t seem like anything’s happening at all. His favourite hiding spot is someplace freezing cold, like a meat locker, but if that’s unavailable, he’ll hide in the back of a closet or under the bed. There are times where he’ll stay there for hours, if he’s not dragged out by Xara.

-Radar is terrible for hiding illness. When Jesse catches him (and they always catch him), they drag him to one of the rooms in Order Hall, makes sure he has everything he needs, before threatening to tie him to the bed if he tries to work and getting back to tending to Beacontown, making sure to pop in every few hours to make sure Radar was doing okay. 

-Before heading down to the Underneath, Romeo helped fix up Beacontown and rebuild Champion City. He didn’t say anything about the amount of people that beat, screamed and harassed him while he did so.

-Petra, Ivor, Lukas, Axel, Olivia and Jesse always write each other at least once a week. Even Jack writes Petra at times. It’s a little difficult to write with Ivor and Petra, since they’re both constantly travelling, but they make it work.

-Romeo and Xara eventually start exchanging letters with Jesse as well.

-Lluna joins Jesse almost every single time they go on an adventure. Turns out having a ninja llama can be quite helpful.

-No one says useful. No one.

-Aiden and Lukas eventually started writing each other. They like to chat about books and writing a lot, and send each other extracts of their work in progress. Aiden also writes to Jesse.

-Romeo constantly forgets to eat, sleep, sometimes even breathe and always ends up overworking himself. Collapsing became a regular thing, which freaked out both Val and Soup, and usually ended with one of them running to get Xara. 

-When Romeo got sick for the first time after being humanised, he honestly thought he was dying; he wasn’t sure what to think afterwards when he realised how okay he’d been with that.

-Cassie is the youngest Old Builder. The oldest is Otto, followed by Hadrian, Mevia, Harper and Isa.

-Despite being the leader, Jesse is the youngest out of the new Order. Petra is the oldest, followed by Axel, Lukas and Olivia. However, they were all born in the same year.

-Aiden writes romance. Lukas likes romance, but prefers to write adventure.

-Despite looking older, Ivor’s actually the youngest of the original Order. Gabriel was the oldest, followed by Soren, Ellegaard and Magnus.

-Ellegaard constantly teased Magnus about being older.

-Out of the Admins, Fred was the oldest and Romeo was the youngest; there was a whole year between them. Xara was right smack in the middle, being six months younger than Fred, but six months older than Romeo.

-When Ivor was still hiding behind a cold mask, he’d frequently avoid calling the new Order by their names so everyone would be under the impression that he didn’t actually care about them; he’d call Axel ‘big guy,’ Olivia ‘redstone girl’ and Lukas ‘blond guy.’ But he always referred to Petra and Jesse by name due to feeling guilty about what the Witherstorm had done to them.

-One time, when Jesse, Ivor and Harper had been exploring a new, civilised world together, Jesse had been mistaken as Ivor and Harper’s kid, with Ivor and Harper being mistaken as husband and wife. They never told anyone about this incident, but never corrected anyone either.

-Every year on Founding Day, as Beacontown celebrates late into the night, Jesse sneaks away and gives himself a few hours to simply sit and miss his little pig.

[aquaticsmoresblocksaboutmcsm]

WOO! Finally played the final episode! Loved the ending! Very heartwarming but with a touch of sadness mixed in with friendship.

I suppose I could try to put into words how much I felt about the season BUT right now my mind is going ‘LNFLKEFJWKLEJFL ;~;’ so... uh, instead have all my choices below the KEEP READING.

1:

I kind of find it amusing because everything is pretty in the 50/50 range. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t like that when I first played the first episode. I think I have a screenshot of that.

HEY, WAIT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEAVING RADAR IN CHARGE WENT FROM SEVENTY PERCENT TO BELOW FIFTY!

HOGWASH! HOGWASH I SAY!

Well, anyway...

2:

ANNNND results at the time I played the episode when it first came out...

I am just laughing because SO MANY PEOPLE PICKED LUKAS AND RADAR THE FIRST GO AROUND! I guess it eventually went to the middle when people went back to see the other option.

3:

And around when it came out...

Yeeaaahhhh, I admit I had a bit of a difficult time between choosing Nurm or Lluna. I eventually went with leaving Nurm because... well, I mean, he DID volunteer to take Xara’s spot. I knew that meant that Jack wouldn’t be seeing his friend anytime soon, but as long as Nurm stayed where he was for the time being, I knew he’d be fine.

And I was completely right, by the way.

Also, Lluna is a teenage llama who kind of had enough of the Sunshine Institute. Me choosing her had nothing to do with me adoring the little cutie. :T

4:

And the choices from when it first came out...

Yowza, a lot of people did not choose to wait for Petra.

I know I could have said I’d go with Petra, but it felt too... easy to say. I didn’t know what was going to be at the end of the road for Jesse and I didn’t want to get Petra’s hopes too high so I told her I’d wait for her.

No matter wherever Petra goes, no matter how long it would take, Jesse will wait for her friend. They will always be friends no matter what. That’s what I believe.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE WENT FROM EIGHTY-SIX POINT EIGHT PERCENT TO FORTY-SIX PERCENT? GIVE HER HER BED SO SHE CAN SLEEP!

5:

Awww, I loved how Jack was pretty much like Petra when he was meeting Ivor. That was a cute touch. :3

Yeah, in the end, my Jesse decided to stay in Beacontown.

If there’s one thing my Jesse likes to do, it’s help people. Sure she likes to have adventures every once in a while, but that’s not all she wants to do.

Jesse wants to be the best hero she can be.

And a hero always wants to help people.

That’s why my Jesse decides to stay in Beacontown. To continue being the hero-in-residence, fix the town up and make it even better, and help ALL the lovely citizens! :3

Now for the character endings!

Heck yeah I did!

HECK YEAH I DID!

HECK YEAH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

HECK YEAH THERE’S STILL HOPE!

HECK YEAH THE VILLAIN IS GOING TO GET SO MANY HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE!

I’m thinking in the tens of thousands. Maybe even millions.

Not to mention a little jail time. I mean, he did kill people.

AWWWW YEEEAAAAHHH~!

*ahem* Well, now that my internal freaking is out of my system, I really need to get back to writing that Christmas... uh, Craftmas MCSM thing I’m working.

And try and finish my story on FF.N before season three comes out (whenever it’ll happen).

And work on another fanfic idea that episode four gave.

... MCSM has me by the ankles and is not going to let go anytime soon, I can tell.

Although maybe that’s a good thing? ;3

[definedvines]

Mcsm S2 Ep2 Thoughts

So here are my thoughts on episode two of the fantastic and amazing season two holy heck it was just... fantastic. Spoilers ahead, of course. - So Lukas came in and I was so happy. Just look at my children. Lukas and Jesse are perfect. Just... just look at them. When the admin looked at Reuben's memorial I almost screamed out loud, just... And then he broke it and I was like "oKAY TIME TO UNLEASH HELL, JESSE" I really am mad that I had to choose between my boys Radar and Lukas but... "I HEREBY DUB THEE CLOCKMASTER OF BEACONTOWN" Fun memorial rebuilding! I am really bad at fighting in this game. I died when I had to fight the three Strays eheh Okay so everybody's over there all like "Omg the admin's third form!!" And drawing it like crazy while I'm over here like "uM SNOWMAN?!" I watched a YouTuber to re-see the game and I was watching Vos... that boy... he is a suspicious boy throughout! How did I not suspect?! Petra why you no stay?! Okay, when Stella mentioned knowing "Jacques" I passed it off, but then nothing like that continued in the episode and I have suspicions and I would watch out for that if I were you. Should I ship them? Stella: *Hops on Lluna's back* Stella: *Starts riding Lluna sidesaddle* Me: I WANT YOU TWO TO LOVE EACH OTHER. I WILL FIND A WAY. Me: Oh gee this Admin snowman guy is really powerful and tricky. Very creative and compelling stuff! YouTuber: Is the Admin ELSA?! Okay enough of that. But I mean like, I got so mad at "Vos" when he insulted my boys that I kicked my table, said "oH NO YOU DONT" and my dad questioned my sanity If you didn't choose my boys Lukas and Radar to go through the palace then uh yeah bye see you never (I'm just kidding of course :'D) Oh my God look at my children. Look at Jesse and Lukas mentoring Radar and dancing with him just look at this little family bonding, like... just look. THE SHOOTING GAME WAS UH HARD AS FLAMINGO "Taste my bravery!" I love him with a passion I really do mY CHILD MY BOY. CAN I CALL HIM MY GRANDCHILD OR IS THAT WEIRD. HUGS FOREVER FOR MY BOY RADAR. I officially make Jesse a hugger. SHE HUG RADAR NOOOO NOO NOOOOO *Petra and Jack show up* Me: Oh hello traitors Radar yay! I'll save you, Radar! RADAR NO! But honestly Admin, like... Jesse's just trying to save her town from eternal night winter mob-plague? Why you no nice? LLAMA! I was happy with using a diamond pick. Go Jesse. Go child. Go save the day. Le levitate! I was really sad when Lluna just turned her back on Stella like. Just try to find a Vines around, Stella. She'll tell you how you can treat Lluna like your friend. YOU TWO WILL LOVE EACH OTHER. Radar: This is just how I dreamt it! Me: *Sees Jesse's reply options* Me: Come on Jesse, that was like you and Gabriel once! Or something! Everyone has a dream! I freed Stella, duh! I mean she's got an inner dork and I love and hate her at the same time how can I not?! But when Stella was trying to convince the Admin to partner with her, I SWEAR I WILL WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AND I WILL SEE HER WINK. SHE WINKS. JUST WATCH. WHAT'S IT MEAN?!? Wow that woman was... crazy. Dang it. Also why did Jack scream Jesse's name super loud? Is that weird or? Also I really had a feeling the narrator was Aiden. For the ep 3 teaser. But it was probably just my mind.

[thelapismoon]

Stuff I said during episode 1 Season 2

WARNING SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 2

“OH MY GOD ITTTTSSS LUUUKAS!”                                                                 “..I hope not supporting Harper was a good idea.. It’s gonna come back to haunt me. Isn’t it?”                                                                                           “What the HECK happened to Olivia’s voice?!”                                           “These options are smaller than I remember..”                                               “THIS MUSIC THO.”                                                                                         “Wow. It looks like someone got a huge budget.”                                          “IVOR AND HARPER?!.. I swear if that ship is canon..”                                     “Ivor Come home..”                                                                                 “Shouldn’t they keep torches down here?”                                                       “CRAP I forgot I suck at fighting.”                                                                 “Petra’s growing on me.”                                                                                   “Oh wait, I was supposed to take the cake?”                                                     “Is that lluna?”                                                                                               “Come on, little llama.”                                                                                     “Can I like.. Not put the gauntlet on?”                                                             “NOPE.”                                                                                                         “Heck mouth?”                                                                                                   “Who the heck is this Stella?!”                                                                      “HOW. DARE. YOU. I feel personally victimized. Rueben can’t be replaced you little-”                                                                                                              “YOU LIVE HERE?!”                                                                                        “Ok, I have to admit. I would personally prefer to live there than beacon town. It’s just.. Beacon town seems too chaotic. And bright.”                                    “… Dogs.”                                                                                                     “MISS BUTTER. OH I’M NEVER LETTING THAT GO.”                                   “Stella’s a fangirl! Awwww.”                                                                      “AWWW. She just wants to be cool.”                                                      “Charged creepers… We’re dead.”                                                                    “Is this a night club?”                                                                                    “They should just rename this episode Fangirls in residence..”                    “That voice actor sounds familiar..”                                                               “Wait. We don’t know how big the world is? We literally went to the Farlands. Do you know how far away they are?”                                                         “There are volcanos in this place?”                                                               “Radar is literally me.”                                                                                         “TIM ARMOR.”                                                                                      “Ellegaard’s armor looks different..”                                                               “Petra. Don’t you know? Don’t trust anybody cool in mcsm, remember The order?!”                                                                                                                 “I’m headcannoning it right now, Jack has a horrible backstory.”                      “MY FEELS.”                                                                                                     “Oh my god. His inventory is still there.”                                                      “HOLY MOLY.”                                                                                                “Pork….”                                                                                                “Ooooohhhh.” “Can we just stop and talk about this soundtrack?”                   “Is the admin like god?”                                                                                       “My heart is racing out of my chest.”                                                                    “Oh, it’s not over. We still have four episodes left my dears.”                        “Come on Ivor. Show up.”                                                                            “LUKAS HAS AN OCELOT.”                                                                 ��Apparently Lukas can break the 4th wall now.”                                          “WOW. but like the ending credit music.”                                                      “Ohhhh I love this soundtrack💕💕💕.”                                                             “Time to see the other episodes.”                                                                     “Oh. My. God.”

[askjessemcsm]

"gaAUGH!! I..I'm a human!? what!?" *Stressed Llama Noises* (Poor Radar..)