#MITM

[thelaziestmotherfucker]

Malcom in the Middle | | 1.16 Water Park

Bonus + 

[charmedslayer]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000–2006) “Funeral”

+ bonus (dewey does know more about it)

[raptorific]

IMPORTANT FACTS TO CONSIDER:

The Paddy's Pub crew has no lower limit to how morally depraved their actions can be, but they have a hard upper limit on their capabilities. There's nothing they won't do, but also many things they can't do. They are horrible, but they're also idiots whose plans always backfire on them, even if it leaves a trail of destruction in their wake.

The Wilkerson family has no upper limit to their capabilities, but hard red lines they're unwilling to cross morally. There's nothing they can't do, but there's a lot they won't do. They're fundamentally decent people, but their lives are a vortex of chaos and destruction because they're geniuses with no ability to tell the difference between good ideas and bad ideas, and Failure never stops their worst ideas from being executed perfectly.

Effectively, the difference between them is that if they were both trying to build a killer robot, the gang's robot would cause disaster for others because they did a bad job making it, and the family's robot would cause disaster for them because they did a good job making it

The Gang is working with functionally unlimited resources, but they have very little willpower and they are cowards

The Family is working with next to no resources, but are unable to let things go, ever, no matter how trivial, and are also chronically unable to anticipate consequences to their actions at all

IMPORTANT RULE:

If you think one side should be able to call on a supporting character, the other side must also get an equivalent supporting character, i.e. if The Gang gets Rickety Cricket or Artemis, then The Family gets Lois' Mother Ida or Francis' Wife Piama, etc

[blackthornluce]

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (2000-2006)

[stydixa]

Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006) S2 E20 - Bowling

[arkiwii]

his autistic personality and transgender looks have captivated me

[usersitcom]

MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

5.19 — EXPERIMENT

[glitterinmyveinss]

Hey er ive never done requests before and I don’t really know how to work tumblr at all so I hope I’m doing this right but anyways I saw your post about wanting someone to request Reese Wilkerson stuff and I just wanted to ask if you could make a post just for headcannons about him? I haven’t seen too many on here and I need them so bad 😭

ofc i can! tysm for requesting and ik a lot of other people sent requests for reese too n i'll get to them soon it's just i have an irl crush rn so the delusions aren't really delusioning apologies <3

Reese Wilkerson Hc's

ok i noticed that in the halloween episode in season 7 i believe he's wearing a misfits shirt !! so i think he would like punk, grunge, pop punk, and nu metal. like misfits, descendants, nirvana, limp bizkit, blink 182, sum 41, sublime, beastie boys, really anything punk related

definitely watches wwe and if you're over you're watching it too

he loves watching his favorite scary movies w you and he loves how you like them too!

if you don't like scary movies he dosent mind either bc that just means you'll be hiding in his arms the whole time so he wins either way

i feel like when he first met you he definitely played a prank on you to get your attention or just annoyed you but once you sorted that all out, you join him on his pranks and he swears he's never liked a girl more

if you're smarter than him and you offer to tutor him he'll only do it under one condition: he gets a kiss everytime he gets something right

might be self projecting but he's def a boob guy.

everyone has this image of him as some psycho tough guy but play with his hair and he'll just melt. especially if you have acrylic nails! his head will be in your lap while you guys are watching tv n you'll be playing with his hair and he'll be as quiet as a mouse and malcolm will just be like "how did you do that."

loves it when you borrow his clothes. especially his hoodies. it just does something to him

tbh i feel like he could go for someone with either a more edgier look ( think avril lavigne or bill kaulitz) or someone with the girly 2000s look ( think britney spears or any of the playboy bunny girls )

once you guys have an established relationship he'll spend all his time with you! at first he wasn't sure if it was ok but now that he knows you really like him he's so happy!

i don't think he's big on pda i think hand holding is as far as hell go but i don't think he minds if you kiss him on the cheek

but once you guys are alone omg

cant keep his hands off you!

he's either super horny or super cuddly no in between

you and him always get stuck babysitting jamie and he'll be doing the most normal thing like putting jamie's shoe on or feeding him and youre just stuck staring at him bc he looks so cute!

dates usually consist of movie marathons, him cooking something for you guys, concerts, theater trips, or something really spontaneous like taking a trip to another city just bc you guys were bored.

walks you to all of your classes <3

malcom n dewey really like you and think you keep reese sane

ties your shoes

if you guys have a class together he's always doodling in your notebook whether it's something cute or raunchy

i think he struggles with self image so he needs a lot of reassurance

if you have pets he somehow has an immediate bond with them. they just love him!

he try's really hard to remember things you like for future gifts/dates

i feel like he gives oddly specific compliments, but he has good intentions

"you smell like a slutty fairy"

"is that supposed to be a good thing?"

"duh."

the same way he secretly loves watching soap operas with his mom, is the same way he loves watching all of your shows. like the oc, dawsons creek, whatever you're into!

he would give the best and most thoughtful homemade gifts. tb to when he gave lois little jars of jam! he'd probally do something similar but according to your taste <3

gets jealous easily

it's hot/ cute tho

memorized all your favorite pastries/baked goods n makes them for you when he's feeling nice/ as an apology if he messes up

[potatoescanbesadtoo]

assorted Mitms

[blackcurrant-juice]

little shit

[quintushazard]

I love remembering that Man in the Mirror exists :)

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 2: DEWEY NOLASTNAME NEE-WILKERSON (malcom in the middle) VS HEATHER MASON (silent hill 3)

[mayo-in-the-morning]

Hi mayo lovers! We're here with episode 8! Mayo in the Morning is a podcast all about Gallavich fic where we interview writers in the fandom, talk about tropes, the writing process, and give fic recs. In this episode we talk to Cross/Jaclyn ( @crossmydna) about her writing, fics, and current projects!

We don’t yet have a guest lined up for next episode so if you have suggestions or requests, send them in! 

Enjoy the episode!

Notes for episode eight under the cut.

Hosts and Guest

Leigh // she/her // @thisdivorce // vitalspark

Howl // she/her // @howlinchickhowl // howlinchickhowl

Jaclyn or Cross // she/her // @crossmydna // crossmydna

Mayo In The Morning // asks

Current & Recent Fandom Events

Gallavich Week

Gallavich Summer Camp

A.U.gust

Fanfictions mentioned

The Menagerie by @crossmydna

Love is a Ballfield by and_i_take_it

Our Favourite Fics this month

Cross:

Sweet Lips on My Lips by skiesbelow // The Pineapple Problems & Various Adventures in Dating by lalazee

Howl:

Hot Mess (I think I love you) by energie_vie // Muse by toraten //

Leigh:

Suncatcher by wehangout (also check out wehangout's gallavich week fics!) // and we will be like sailors, swimming in the sound of it by intimatelyrearranged

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Malcolm in the Middle remains the only show I've ever seen (except maybe The Middle) that has a realistic home for a broke American family. Set designers for shows with poor and working class characters should be legally required to watch it because I'm going to lose my mind if I have to watch one more uncomfortably clean and neat depiction of poverty.

[coloradosnumber1dad]

Telephone | Reese Wilkerson x fem!reader

Reese talking you through it over the phone 🤭

Kinda embarrassed to post this ngl

Warnings: Smut, phone sex, mutual masturbation

It started off tame enough, little I love you’s floating through the telephone cord. Then it turned into I need you’s. Then Reese suggested “let’s try something new”

“Go on and take them off baby, nice and slow”

“Mhm, all for you Reese.” You mumbled into the phone, using one hand to push your panties down to your ankles. Your hand hovered over your wet sex, aching to be able to touch yourself, but you didn’t have permission

“Always so good for me hmm. Always doing just what I ask.” He chuckled through the phone, laughing at your silent whimpers

“Please, Reese” you begged

“Please what? What do you want baby?” He loved torturing you like this, bringing you right to the edge and then telling you no. It gave him a goddamn power trip.

“P-please can I touch myself?” You were getting desperate, teeth ripping up your bottom lip, fingers curling trying not to disobey his orders. You were soaked.

“Have you been good for me? Do you deserve to touch that pretty little pussy of yours?” He groaned into the phone, showing you he was touching himself too. This just made it that much harder to keep from rubbing yourself off until you cum for him right there.

“Mhm, so good for you, Reese. I promise.” You weren’t lying, the last few times you guys were intimate you listened to his every command, doing exactly what he told you. He always came before you.

“Go on,”

That was all you needed to dive into your wet folds, fingers quickly finding your clit and giving her some much needed attention.

“What do you say?” He let out a low moan

“Th-thank you”

“Mhm, that’s right. Let me hear those pretty little sounds baby.”

You moaned extra loud for him, feeling the ball in your stomach coil up, signaling you were almost there

“Mmm Reese, so- so close- ngh, so close for you.” You panted and whimpered, waiting for his response.

“Nuh uh. You don’t cum until I say. Hands off”

It took everything in your power not to push yourself over the edge, pussy clenching at the loss of friction.

“Puh-please Reese, I’ve been so- ohh, so good”

“I know, I promise I’ll let you, being so good for-“ he groaned and panted into the phone “So good for me.”

“Please-“ you breathed out. You weren’t even sure if he could hear you, your voice so breathy and fucked out.

“What’s that baby?” He grunted into the phone. You could hear him rustling around

“Please can I-“ moan “Can I touch myself again?” You squinted your eyes, praying he would say yes

“Put a finger in for me baby. Tell me how fucking soaked you are.”

Oh good lord.

“I- ohhhh” you sighed in pleasure as you pumped your finger in and out of your wet cunt. “So fucking wet Reese, all for you.”

“Oh, baby, don’t you wish that was me?”

“Ohh, mhm” you curled your finger towards yourself, hitting that spongey spot that made you see stars

“Go on, put another one in.” He panted into the phone and you could hear his hand squelching around his dick

“Reese- mm, so fucking tight ohh.” Your knuckles went white gripping the phone “So close, so fucking close Reese”

”Mmm fuck go on baby keep going. You can do it.”

You continued to pump your fingers in and out of your pussy, faster and faster

“Oh Reese I can’t take it, mmm, so fucking ngh- too much”

“Come on baby I know you can do it, come on, cum for me. Such a good girl for me huh? Come on.”

Tears formed at the corners of your eyes “Ohh too much, fuck, baby I’m yours mmm”

“Cum for me ohhh.” You heard him shudder and pant

“Fuckk Reese I’m cumming, ohhh im yours, im fucking yours” a string of curses and moans came out of your mouth as you worked yourself through your orgasm

“You did so good for me,”

“Mhm, we’re gonna have to call each other more often huh?”

“Oh, yeah. definitely.”

[wintersmitth]

Malcolm in the middle in a nutshell