Here's a dirty filthy screen from a gif that @the-muppet-joker will surely love.
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Language, shiet was endless back in the day man... what happened to keepin the code...
HAIL HITLER
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Constantine was insane back in the day, now its like a whole other movie smh... but i remember it like it was yaesterday :}
Boomerangs man... craazy life we live in
Cant sutr-t these shoes at all. Look both ways when crossing the street
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Desperate humping cow
Can't stop humping
Can't stop mooooooing
I need to be milked and to drain every cock who walks by my cage
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Moo? are you a cow now?
moo moo moo mooooooooooooooo
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my newest dog, who I got a few months ago, is an absolute angel on this earth, however, she has this tiny issue. I will address this issue in a moment but first let me give some background information on her.
my beloved dog is gray and white spotted. my mother has wanted a gray and white or black and white spotted dog for YEARS for one purpose and one purpose only: to name her Moo. yes Moo. like the noise that a cow makes.
this wouldn’t really be an issue for me bc honestly I think the name is kinda cute and it fits my stupid (affectionate) little dog.
but here’s where the issue comes in. Moo is two years old with little to no listening skills. she is the most stubborn creature known to man and she listens about as well as a drunk squirrel. I let her out every night to go to the bathroom before she is locked away in her crate. (she is put in a crate bc she is a tricky little trickster and on the Not To Be Trusted List) anyways, with her combination stubbornness + bad listening skills, I have to call her name a million times to get her to come back inside. so picture a teenage girl shrieking at the top of her lungs, “MOO! MOO! MOO COME HERE! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OVER HERE! MOO! MOO! MOO CMON!!!!!” at about 10:00 every night.
yeah so we’re trying to work on her listening skills so the neighbors don’t have to be treated to my nightly performance of Deranged Cow Impressions
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Slooooooooo mooooooooooooooo
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ISMCNSKFKKSFS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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