Omg your fizzbang comic w/ marj and linus kinda reminded me of the walter white and jessie pinkman memes ("JESSIE I JUST GOT US [X] ITS TIME TO [Y]" etc.) So the comic read to me as "LINUS MY DEAR APPRENTICE I'VE GOT US LISCENCED TO DEAL IN FIREWORKS"
This was very cursed thought and I wanted to share
I GOT THE GRIZZCO WEAPONS LINUS
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𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖈! || Butters Stotch with a pretty female ! highschooler who takes care of him as an older sister.
note ;; age stays as canon.
It all started because your neighboors needed a babysitter for their son.
And you, being the highschooler you were, needed a bit of money to buy your most recent whim, so you knocked on the door and offered yourself to babysit their son.
Linda and Stephen talked for a bit before accepting you and telling you all the things that you needed to know.
[like where the principal rooms were, the food you needed to prepare him for dinner and the bedtime]
Later on, when you were fully informed, you became Leopold ‘Butters’ Stotch’s babysitter.
To say it was a pleasure to be his babysitter would be an understandment, because that boy was truly an angel!
He was very polite to you the whole time and even asked you to paint his nails while you two watched a Barbie movie.
He also was very curious about you and asked many questions about highschool and about yourself, like your favourite colour, series and type of music.
After that little night you both call your first meeting you instantly developed a sense of protection towards Butters, and so on you kept interacting with him, and that’s how his friends met you.
“Butters, hun, you left your notebook in my house” you said as you walked towards Butters with a soft smile, said notebook full of Hello Kitty stickers safely held in your hands.
“aw, thank you! silly me, I forgot it” Butters chuckled with a small blush of shame as you handed him the notebook, you smiled warmly at him before crouching a bit and pressing a kiss to his forehead before ruffling his hair slightly.
"Butters dude, you coming or- woah!” you turned yourself to be met with a dark haired boy with ice blue eyes, Stan, staring at you with deep red cheeks and a surprised look.
And yeah, that was pretty much everyone’s reaction when they saw you.
And yes, Kenny did absolutely cling to you for dear life after you called him one of those sweet nicknames you had for Butters and started whinning when Cartman tried to get him off you so they could enter the school.
Now Kenny treats Butters super well in hopes he talks to you of him and you decide to look after him too, poor Kenny needs maternal love and affection.
Cartman mocks Butters about you and jokes alot about you being a basic bitch, Butters punched him in the face the day he called you that though.
You usually will stay the night at Butters’ house in Fridays and you both have a calm night of watching movies and drawing or doing silly little crafts to gift his parents / friends.
[please gift something to Kenny he will cry and cling to your leg for a whole 3 hours]
You def. will help Butters to sew and fix his different costumes.
You will also def. be Proffesor Chaos’ right hand and you’ll be dressed as the typical 80′s bad boy (I mean leather jacket INCLUDED) even though you are a girl AND THE SUPERHEROS ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU ARE A BOY LMAO.
I am 103% believer in that you two will spend whole evenings baking little sweet treats and trying to decorate them so they resemble Hello Kitty’s characters.
You definitely have punched Cartman when he made fun of Butters, and you definitely had to be held back for Shelley and Stan while Scott hyped you up from the background.
do not 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖑 nor 𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙 my work || fanarts are welcome and appreciated !
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Dear Este,
I think that maybe saying hello for a second time is harder than greeting a stranger. I went to visit your house the other day, I was hoping to get to see you again, hang out like we did before I left for college, you know? I’m surprised to see letters here again. We haven’t done that since that summer I was sick and couldn’t go to camp I’m pretty sure. I’m hoping that it wasn’t waiting here too long. Funny that me coming here to reminisce ended up with me finally hearing from you. Your aunt told me that you had already left for camp. I didn't know you'd decided to go this year. Are you liking being a counselor? I know you always wanted to, so I’m glad you got to go, but the town isn’t the same without you here. Although, if I’m being honest, the town just doesn’t seem the same in general. Do you know what I mean? Tell Green I say hi to him as well and that mom said that he should remember to write her every once in a while. Also, is there any particular reason you’ve uhh written it like that? I’ve always loved your poetry but I was hoping for a life update you know, not an omen. I hope you're doing well tho, really.
-Marj
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hi!! no pressure at all but i humbly submit my hilda oc if you're interested 👉👈 her name's Mattie and she's a fankid i made for sketchbook jjhfjdh
(im so sorry i dont have any proper refs of her so i just dropped in a couple drawings if that's ok :') )
(p.s hope you're good!!)
I had to think so hard about who I wanted to draw her with, because there were so many funny options
But I offer you;
Mattie being babysat by Kaisa's weird aunts, Dot and Marj
Theyre from the Witches spin off, I can't remember if I've posted about them before, but I feel like if Kaisa had a kid, she'd want to introduce said kid to these two
They'd spoil Mattie rotten
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