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I Didn't Break the Lamp: Interview with Maureen Bowden
Maureen Bowden has published a number of stories with Mad Scientist Journal, as well as appearing in the Utter Fabrication anthology. Now she’s back with a story for I Didn’t Break the Lamp!
DV: Tell us a bit about yourself!
Maureen Bowden: I was born and raised in Liverpool, which I still regard as home, and I live with my musician husband in North Wales. I’ve always written poems and stories for the amusement of family and friends, and I started submitting my work for publication in 2012. A hundred and twelve have been accepted by paying markets and one of my stories was nominated for the 2015 international Pushcart prize. I also write song lyrics, mainly comic political satire. My husband sets them to traditional melodies and he has performed them in folk music clubs throughout England and Wales. I love my family and friends, rock ‘n’ roll, Shakespeare, and cats.
DV: What inspired you to write “Jack in the Matchbox” for I Didn’t Break the Lamp?
MB: I was inspired to write “Jack in the Matchbox” by my love of classical mythology, which is littered with fantastical creatures that humans regard as monsters. I wanted to explore the premise that they are not, but history and current events have no shortage of human monsters.
DV: You have a great gift for writing memorable characters. Are the characters in your stories based on people you know, or do you come up with them by picking and choosing from an assortment of traits?
MB: Many of my characters are loosely based on my observation of real people, who are a rich source of material to be plundered for storytelling. I couldn’t write without them. Thank you, folks.
DV: Jack is a name that is frequently heard in fairy tales and mythology. Is this Jack in reference to that in general, or is there a specific reference to a Jack associated with the White Horse of Uffington that plays a major role in your story?
MB: When I was a child one of my favourite toys was a Jack-in-the-Box. When I lifted the lid Jack would pop up on his wobbly spring. He was the forerunner of the imaginary friend in a matchbox. Although folklore contains a multitude of Jacks, none of them, to the best of my knowledge, has been associated with the White Horse of Uffington, until now.
DV: If you had an imaginary friend growing up, what was their name, and what were they like?
MB: My childhood imaginary friend was Kitty Lulu. She had long hair cascading in curls around her shoulders and she wore a crinoline, like a fairytale princess. When I woke in the night, shivering in the dark, I would keep the ghosts away by telling Kitty Lulu stories and making her laugh. She was my constant companion until my two younger sisters were old enough to take her place.
DV: What’s on the horizon for you?
MB: A book of my stories has published by Alban Lake publishers, titled Whispers of Magic.
I Didn’t Break the Lamp: Interview with Maureen Bowden was originally published on Mad Scientist Journal
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lottie! read anything good lately?
does the pope shit in the woods? here are my fav 2019 reads so far: 
Cassandra at the Wedding by Dorothy Baker
Normal People by Sally Rooney
Band Sinister by KJ Charles
McGlue by Ottessa Moshfegh
My Sister, the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
A Land So Wild by Elyssa Warkentin
Salt Magic, Skin Magic by Lee Welch
Lanny by Max Porter
Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado
Say Nothing: A True Story of Murder and Memory in Northern Ireland by Patrick Radden Keefe 
Country by Michael Hughes
The Last Stone by Mark Bowden 
The Killer Across the Table by John E. Douglas 
Chase Darkness with Me by Billy Jensen 
In Cold Blood by Truman Capote 
The Whale: A Love Story by Mark Beauregard
Holy Lands by Amanda Sthers
Bloody Jack: Being an Account of the Curious Adventures of Mary "Jacky" Faber, Ship's Boy by L. A. Meyer 
Rabbit & Robot by Andrew Smith
American Predator: The Hunt for the Most Meticulous Serial Killer of the 21st Century by Maureen Callahan (ARC) 
Exile from Eden: Or, After the Hole by Andrew Smith (ARC)
I’m currently reading Imaginary Friend by STEPHEN FUCKING CHBOSKY! and it’s insane! he went from an epistolary bildungsroman about mental illness and trauma to a Stephen King-esque 700-page literary horror epic. AND IT IS SO GOOD. no wonder it took him 20 years. damn, etc. 
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emeraldskulblaka · 6 years
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Day Eight #50daysoftheatre
Playbills / Programmes you own
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Playbills:
Mary Poppins: May 2009 (Scarlett Strallen, Adam Fiorentino)
Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812: November 2016 (Denée Benton, Josh Groban)
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: March 2013 (Scarlett Johansson, Benjamin Walker)
Hands on a Hard Body: March 2013 (Keith Carradine, Allison Case)
Programmes:
Der Glöckner von Notre Dame: Munich, November 2017 (David Jakobs, Sarah Bowden)
Tanz der Vampire: Stuttgart, January 2017 (Mathias Edenborn, Maureen Mac Gillavry)
Der König der Löwen: Hamburg, October 2015 (Linda Rheretyane, Futhi Mhlongo)
Mary Poppins: Stuttgart, October 2016 (Elisabeth Hübert, David Boyd)
Les Misérables: West End, February 2018 (Killian Donnelly, David Thaxton)
Hamilton: West End, February 2018 (OLC)
Brochures:
Les Misérables: West End, September 2017 (Killian Donnelly, Hayden Tee)
Les Misérables: Duisburg, May 1996 (Jerzy Jeszke, Hartwig Rudolz)
Hamilton (OBC)
Das Phantom der Oper: Central Music Company tour, 2013 (Christoph Goetten, Maria Meßner)
Hairspray: Euro-Studio Landgraf, 2017 (Beatrice Reece, Andrea Matthias Pagani)
Der Glöckner von Notre Dame: Stage Entertainment tour (David Jakobs, Sarah Bowden)
... and hundreds of flyers :D
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“A little girl accidentally turns the sky to lemonade. A fragile witch tries to make a child out of wood. An armchair creaks with the magic of a thousand stories. And did you know Fibonacci designed a velodrome? Never mind rings and swords: here are unexpected objects cracking with magic of their own, full of laughter and fear and loneliness and just plain curiosity. “This issue a celebration of the puzzling, tickling wonder of ordinary things, asking the bewildered question Why Would Anyone Enchant That? Surprising answers from Jane Yolen, Sierra July, Sharon Dodge, Katherine Langrish, Maureen Bowden, Benjamin Darnell, and Sarah Ann Winn, with photography by Thomas Brauer.” Tiara Sandwich glass in spruce green
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I Am Watching You
Year: 2016
Stars: Madeline Zima, Brian Ames, Lilan Bowden | See full cast & crew »
Director: Maureen Bharoocha
Actor/s: Madeline Zima, Brian Ames, Lilan Bowden
Genre/s: Romance/Thriller
Writer, Nora Nichols finds inspiration by watching her neighbor Lucas' escapades from her bedroom window. But things take an interesting turn when she realizes he's been watching too.
Best Line: Nora, we are meant to be...
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Definitely another one with a disappointing ending. Why does Lifetime insist on ending every movie with the death of the romantic interest?
However, the acting is rather odd on this one, there is a strange imbalance like neither actor could figure out if this was a romance or a thriller but overall (besides the before mentioned end) is quite good. I once read that this is “50 Shades of Grey without nudity” and that description is apt but I do add this caveat, it’s 50 Shades if Anna decided that Christian was going “too far” and didn’t think the stalking was cute. Lifetime really missed an opportunity here, this is one of the few lifetime movies that might have actually lent itself to a “happy end” with the couple together considering they both had stalking and voyeurism tendencies. 
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madscientistjournal · 5 years
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I Didn't Break the Lamp Out Today!
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Our latest anthology, I Didn’t Break the Lamp, is out today!
“When I was little, I didn’t have an imaginary friend, I had an imaginary bully. She was a little girl of my age, who looked just like me, and took great delight in being cruel. This included doing things to make my parents furious, like punching my little brother. One day, when I was about thirteen, Ludwig showed up and wrapped all two hundred of his copper-bladed arms around this evil version of me. There was a warm light, like a camera flash made of lava, and then she was gone.” — Sam Fleming, “Ludwig”
Are they in our imagination, or are we in theirs? Mad Scientist Journal has brought together twenty-six tales of people with uncertain existence. These accounts range from cheerful to dark, stopping off at frequent points between. Imaginary friends share space with witches, monsters, nightmares, and maybe a few things that have not yet been dreamed.
Included in this collection are stories from E.D.E. Bell, Jade Black, Die Booth, Maureen Bowden, Veronica Brush, Jacob Budenz, Sam Crane, Matthew R. Davis, Julian Dexter, Sam Fleming, Troy H. Gardner, Kiki Gonglewski, Lucinda Gunnin, Neil James Hudson, Blake Jessop, Vivian Li, Tucker Lieberman, K. K. Llamas, Christine Lucas, M. Lopes da Silva, Ville Meriläinen, Jennifer R. Povey, Lizz-Ayn Shaarawi, Kayleigh Taylor, Jieyan Wang, and E. R. Zhang. Interior art is provided by Errow Collins, America Jones, Leigh Legler, and Ariel Alian Wilson. Cover art by Luke Spooner.
Learn more here!
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Winter 2020 Out Now!
Disaster photography, mental health assistance from unlikely sources, and talented velociraptors. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book.
Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2020 collects thirteen tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Maureen Bowden, Amanda Cherry, Sam Crane, Madison Estes, Larry C. Kay, K. Kitts, Fiona Moore, George Nikolopoulos, Mere Rain, Darren Ridgley, dave ring, J. Rohr, Holly Saiki, Connor Sassmannshausen, Alyssa N. Vaughn, Chris Walker, and Cliff Winnig. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, gossip column, and other brief messages from mad scientists.
Authors featured in this volume also include Joachim Heijndermans, Genevieve McCluer, Nick Morrish, Cory Swanson, Arnout Brokking, Franko Stephens, Megan Dorei, Judith Field, Rain E. Day, Holly Schofield, Blake Jessop, Michael M. Jones, Andrew K. Hoe, Han Adcock, C. R. Anderson, E.D.E. Bell, Andy Brown, James Cummins, Lillie Franks, Joan Hudak, Alexander Nachaj, Edward Punales, Angelica Rosenthal, Sophie Sparrow, Johnny Townsend, DJ Tyrer, Lucinda Gunnin, and Sean Frost. Art provided by Leigh Legler, Luke Spooner, Errow Collins, Scarlett O’Hairdye, America Jones, and Justine McGreevy.
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madscientistjournal · 6 years
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A Gift for Michael
An essay by Doctor Veronica West, as provided by Maureen Bowden Art by Leigh Legler
Lucas Vale, the most talented artist to emerge in over a century, was twenty years old and dying. He lay back against his propped-up pillows, eyes sunken in his pale face, his lips tinged blue. “This is for you, Doc,” he said, tearing a page from his sketchpad and handing it to me. “It’ll be worth a stack of cash when I shuffle off the old mortal coil.”
“Thank you,” I said, “but don’t start giving away your masterpieces just yet. There’s still time for me to find you a compatible donor heart, and the transplant team is on standby.”
He laughed, a hollow, breathless rattle. “I know you hate to lose a patient, lovely Veronica, but we both know that’s a pretty lie. Take the doodle and call it your retirement fund.”
The drawing showed a young man hanging by his fingertips from a crumbling cliff face. It was a self-portrait. Like all Lucas’s work, it was perfectly executed and strikingly beautiful. It was also disturbing, with a coldness that repulsed me. It lacked heart. I took it back to my office and shoved it underneath a pile of medical journals in my desk’s dungeon dimensions, where I wouldn’t have to look at it.
I called my secretary. “I don’t want to be disturbed, Saffron. Keep the world at bay for an hour or so.”
“No prob, Doc,” she said.
“And get rid of your chewing gum.”
The hospital administrators disapproved of Saffron Kray as my choice of secretary, but she was good at her job and that was all that concerned me. I wasn’t deterred by her spiky, blue hair, nose piercing, and the tattoo of a serpent twined around her left wrist, swallowing its own tail. “It’s the Worm Ouroboros,” she informed me during her job interview.
“Really?” I said. “I wouldn’t have slept tonight without knowing that.” She was unmoved by irony. I liked her, and I gave her the job.
With my tattooed guard-dog on duty at my door, I left my desk, reclined on the couch in the window recess, and thought about Lucas. His mother had abandoned him when he was six months old, and he was placed in the care system. If a short-term foster carer had not recognised his great talent, he would have had few prospects except a life of poverty and petty crime. He was now the darling of the art world, but his future was about to be snatched from him by a dysfunctional heart. I railed against life’s cruelty. “If anyone can provide me with a miracle,” I said to the universe in general, “now is the time.” I closed my eyes and indulged in the closest I’d ever come to praying.
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Of course I remembered him. How could I forget the boy with two hearts?
To read the rest of this story, check out the Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2018 collection.
Doctor Veronica West is an eminent cardio-vascular surgeon, recognised as the best in her field. In 2017, she was awarded the OBE for her innovations in heart transplant techniques. Her portrait, by world famous artist Lucas Michael Vale, hangs in London’s National Portrait Gallery. It shows an elegant, middle-aged woman, holding a heart in her outstretched palm.
Maureen Bowden is a Liverpudlian living with her musician husband in North Wales. She has had ninety-three stories and poems accepted for publication by paying markets. Silver Pen publishers nominated one of her stories for the 2015 international Pushcart Prize. She also writes song lyrics, mostly comic political satire, set to traditional melodies. Her husband has performed these in Folk clubs throughout England and Wales. She loves her family and friends, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Shakespeare, and cats.
Leigh’s professional title is “illustrator,” but that’s just a nice word for “monster-maker,” in this case. More information about them can be found at http://leighlegler.carbonmade.com/.
“A Gift for Michael” is © 2018 Maureen Bowden Art accompanying story is © 2018 Leigh Legler
A Gift for Michael was originally published on Mad Scientist Journal
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madscientistjournal · 5 years
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Announcing the Table of Contents for I Didn't Break the Lamp
We’ve received contracts back from all of our authors for I Didn’t Break the Lamp, so we’re now pleased to announce the table of contents for the anthology. This list is alphabetical by author’s last name, not indicative of the order of the stories as they will appear in the anthology.
“Duality” by E.D.E. Bell
“The Boy Atop the Bed” by Jade Black
“Meltwater” by Die Booth
“Jack in the Matchbox” by Maureen Bowden
“When I Helped” by Veronica Brush
“Seen” by Jacob Budenz
“The Last Cory” by Sam Crane
“A Lost and Lonely Fire” by Matthew R. Davis
“See Me” by Julian Dexter
“Ludwig” by Sam Fleming
“My Student’s Obsession” by Troy H. Gardner
“Of Rorschach Worlds and Little White Shoes” by Kiki Gonglewski
“Payment is Coming Due” by Cindy Gunnin
“Touch the Earth” by Neil James Hudson
“End User Agreement” by Blake Jessop
“Wild” by Vivian Li
“Exit Interview” by Tucker Lieberman
“Carbon Transfer” by K. K. Llamas
“Games of Angry Children” by Christine Lucas
“Nimble” by M. Lopes da Silva
“Fortress of Ash and Bone” by Ville Merilainen
“The Voice” by Jennifer R. Povey
“Monster Spray” by Lizz-Ayn Shaarawi
“The Tutor” by Kayleigh Taylor
“Across My Effervescence” by Jieyan Wang
“State VS Salmah” by E. R. Zhang
We’ve already begun editing the stories, which will continue for a couple more weeks. Then we’ll do a proofread of all of them, and then we’ll be well on our way to having a book!
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madscientistjournal · 6 years
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A Gift for Michael
An essay by Doctor Veronica West, as provided by Maureen Bowden Art by @lendmeyourbones
Lucas Vale, the most talented artist to emerge in over a century, was twenty years old and dying. He lay back against his propped-up pillows, eyes sunken in his pale face, his lips tinged blue. "This is for you, Doc," he said, tearing a page from his sketchpad and handing it to me. "It'll be worth a stack of cash when I shuffle off the old mortal coil."
"Thank you," I said, "but don't start giving away your masterpieces just yet. There's still time for me to find you a compatible donor heart, and the transplant team is on standby."
He laughed, a hollow, breathless rattle. "I know you hate to lose a patient, lovely Veronica, but we both know that's a pretty lie. Take the doodle and call it your retirement fund."
The drawing showed a young man hanging by his fingertips from a crumbling cliff face. It was a self-portrait. Like all Lucas's work, it was perfectly executed and strikingly beautiful. It was also disturbing, with a coldness that repulsed me. It lacked heart. I took it back to my office and shoved it underneath a pile of medical journals in my desk's dungeon dimensions, where I wouldn't have to look at it.
I called my secretary. "I don't want to be disturbed, Saffron. Keep the world at bay for an hour or so."
"No prob, Doc," she said.
"And get rid of your chewing gum."
The hospital administrators disapproved of Saffron Kray as my choice of secretary, but she was good at her job and that was all that concerned me. I wasn't deterred by her spiky, blue hair, nose piercing, and the tattoo of a serpent twined around her left wrist, swallowing its own tail. "It's the Worm Ouroboros," she informed me during her job interview.
"Really?" I said. "I wouldn't have slept tonight without knowing that." She was unmoved by irony. I liked her, and I gave her the job.
With my tattooed guard-dog on duty at my door, I left my desk, reclined on the couch in the window recess, and thought about Lucas. His mother had abandoned him when he was six months old, and he was placed in the care system. If a short-term foster carer had not recognised his great talent, he would have had few prospects except a life of poverty and petty crime. He was now the darling of the art world, but his future was about to be snatched from him by a dysfunctional heart. I railed against life's cruelty. "If anyone can provide me with a miracle," I said to the universe in general, "now is the time." I closed my eyes and indulged in the closest I'd ever come to praying.
Saffron knocked on my door and burst in, shattering my reverie. "Sorry to bother you, Doc, but some dude's just barged into Reception and demanded to speak to you about Lucas Vale."
"Oh no, not the press again. I've told them the situation. Without a compatible heart he'll die, and there's sweet Fanny Adams anyone can do about it."
She shook her head. "I don't think he's one of that mob. His name's Max Blackburn. He says you'll remember him."
My head reeled. Of course I remembered him. How could I forget the boy with two hearts?
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madscientistjournal · 6 years
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Now Available: Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2018
Familial love, giant death bees, and notes for teaching assistants. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book.
Mad Scientist Journal: Summer 2018 collects thirteen tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Maureen Bowden, Judith Field, and Sandy Dee Hall. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, gossip column, and other brief messages from mad scientists.
Authors featured in this volume also include Michael Hobbs, Kathryn Yelinek, Chris Walker, Paul Alex Gray, Teo Yi Han, Shelly Jasperson, Brandon Nolta, Lucas Leery, Chris Aldridge, Julia K. Patt, K. Tracy-Lee, Tom Lund, Andrew Openshaw, Joachim Heijndermans, Kevin Holton, Linda M. Crate, Lucinda Gunnin, and Sean Frost. Art by Scarlett O’Hairdye, A. Jones, Leigh Legler, Errow Collins, Luke Spooner, Ariel Alian Wilson, Dawn Vogel, and Justine McGreevy.
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Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018 now available
Cooking advice, previously undiscovered species, and tortured artists. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book.
Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2017 collects thirteen tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Laura Arciniega, Judith Field, and Alexander Forbes. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, gossip column, and other brief messages from mad scientists.
Authors featured in this volume also include E. B. Fischadler, Zach Bartlett, Catherine L. Brooke, Tamoha Sengupta, Darren Ridgley, Maureen Bowden, H. Pueyo, J. A. Psoras, Robert Dawson, J. A. Grier, Stewart C. Baker, Rebecca Siân Pyne, Joachim Heijndermans, Sophie Sparrow, David Wing, Andy Brown, Lucinda Gunnin, and Sean Frost. Art provided by Errow Collins, Scarlett O’Hairdye, Shannon Legler, Luke Spooner, Amanda Jones, Justine McGreevy, and Liz Argall.
Available at:
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Short Stories from MSJ Alums
Several of our MSJ alum have had stories reprinted, newly published, or coming soon!
Both Maureen Bowden and Judith Field have stories reprinted in the Fabula Argentea 5th Anniversary Anthology.
Laura Arciniega, who has a quarterly-exclusive story in Mad Scientist Journal: Winter 2018, recently had her first published piece in issue 3 of Burnt Pine Magazine. You can read her story, “Prostrate Lay the Water Bears,” there!
Liam Hogan and Darren Ridgely have stories set to appear in Gothic Fantasy’s Endless Apocalypseanthology.
Calvin Demmer and Gwendolyn Kiste have stories in the Hardened Hearts anthology.
Evan Dicken’s story, “How I Killed Your Mother,” has been podcast at StarShipSofa.
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madscientistjournal · 7 years
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Sheila Get Your Gun
An essay by Mrs Sheila Merrill, as provided by Maureen Bowden Art by @thehauntedboy
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It was New Year’s Day. The doorbell rang; I wrapped a towel around my wet hair and opened the door to Louise, my great-granddaughter.
“Hello, dear.” I said. “I’m shampooed, rinsed, and ready to be beautified.”
“Okay, GG,” she said. “I’m gonna turn you into Judge Judy. She must be about your age and her hair looks awesome.”
I sat at my dining room table. “That’s nice, dear, but I don’t think she’s reached eighty-five yet.”
“Whatever.” Louise delved into her Primark bag, decorated with a picture of Harry Styles. She dumped scissors, a hairdryer, styling brush, and a can of hairspray onto the table, alongside my flatulent cat, Falstaff, who is possibly older than Judge Judy. He opened one yellow eye, hissed, and sank back into oblivion.
“Have you made a New Year’s resolution, GG?” Louise said, as she removed the towel and began snipping my sparse, grey, locks.
“Yes, dear. I’m going to assassinate Dean Hobbley. Go easy with the scissors. You need to leave me some length, so you can give me a bit of Judge Judy’s height on top.”
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madscientistjournal · 7 years
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Cover art by @lendmeyourbones
Smart toasters, zombie offboarding, and innovations in 3-D printing. These are but some of the strange tales to be found in this book.
Mad Scientist Journal: Autumn 2017 collects thirteen tales from the fictional worlds of mad science. For the discerning mad scientist reader, there are also pieces of fiction from Sean Buckley, Jule Owen, and Steve Toase. Readers will also find other resources for the budding mad scientist, including an advice column, gossip column, and other brief messages from mad scientists.
Authors featured in this volume also include Amanda Cherry, Sarah Cavar, Charlie Neuner, E. B. Fischadler, Christa Carmen, Tara Campbell, Judith Field, Emma Whitehall, Maureen Bowden, Isaac Teile, J. Lee Strickland, John A. McColley, Kate B. Brokaw, Jessie Kwak, Elizabeth Booth, Joachim Heijndermans, Cathleen Kivett Smith, Lucinda Gunnin, and Torrey Podmajersky. Art by Shannon Legler, Katie Nyborg, Errow Collins, Scarlett O'Hairdye, Luke Spooner, Ariel Alian Wilson, and Amanda Jones.
Available at these fine retailers:
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Amazon (Print/Kindle)
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