#Mikeself and I

[aftonsparv-bugzz]

some xenos i coined !!

1) aftonsparvgender !! where your gender feels like it relates to aftonsparv, feels like aftonsparv or is best labelled as aftonsparv !! possible pronouns: aftonsparv/aftonsparv/afton/sparv but idrm !!

2) donniegender: where your gender feels like donatello !! (can be specifically donnie from rottmnt but dosent have to !!) pronouns: don/dons/donnie/donnies/donnself/donnieslef/donatello/donatellos/donatelloself

3) mikeygender !! same as donatellogender but with mikey !! pronouns: mike/mikes/mikeself/mikey/mikeys/mikeyself/michelangelo/michelangelos/michelangelosself !! ^_^

[zpl1nt3r3d-b0n3-zhardz]

hey can u do five nights at freddy’s theme pronoun specifically interjections or generally random ones from the game. i recently seen uh/uhm and immediately thought of phone guy<3 but if not then any relating the game is fine!!

yes yes! I hope these satisfy you anon! thank you for the request it was much appreciated <3 (uncensored triggering words/emojis at the bottom view at your own risk <3)

xenopronouns

freddy/freddys/freddyself

mic/mics/micself

tophat/tophats/tophatself

fred/freds/fredself

fredbear/fredbears/fredbearself

bear/bears/bearself

bonnie/bonnies/bonnieself

bon/bonnies/bonnieself

guitar/guitars/guitarself

purp/purps/purpself

purple/purples/purpleself

bunny/bunnies/bunnieself

bon/bons/bonself

Chi/chicas/chicaself

pizza/pizzas/pizzaself

cupcake/cupcakes/cupcakeself

foxy/foxys/foxyself

fox/foxs/foxself

red/reds/redself

hook/hooks/hookself

cove/coves/coveself

patch/patches/patchself

eyepatch/eyepatchs/eyepatchself

fur/furs/furself

gold/golds/goldself

goldfred/goldfreds/goldfredself

endo/endos/endoself

01/01s/01self

toyfred/toyfreds/toyfredself

toy/toys/toyself

bowtie/bowties/bowtieself

toybon/toybons/toybonself

toychic/toychics/toychicself

mangle/mangles/mangleself

bb/bbs/bbself

balloon/balloons/balloonself

jj/jjs/jjself

shadowbon/shadowbons/shadowbonself

shadow/shadows/shadowself

wither/withers/witherself

witherfred/witherfreds/witherfredself

witherbon/witherbons/witherbonself

witherchic/witherchics/witherchicself

witherfox/witherfoxs/witherfoxself

withergoldfred/withergoldfreds/withergoldfredself

shadowfred/shadowfreds/shadowfredself

puppet/puppets/puppetself

wire/wires/wireself

broken/brokens/brokenself

spare/spares/spareself

sparepart/spareparts/sparepartself

02/02s/02self

trap/traps/trapself

spring/springs/springself

springtrap/springtraps/springtrapself

rottenflesh/rottenfleshs/rottenfleshself

phantomfox/phantomfoxs/phantomfoxself

phantomchic/phantomchics/phantomchicself

phantommang/phantommangs/phantommangself

phantombb/phantombbs/phantombbself

phantompup/phantompups/phantompupself

springbon/springbons/springbonself

nightmarefred/nightmarefreds/nightmarefredself

nightmarebon/nightmarebons/nightmarebonself

nightmarechic/nightmarechics/nightmarechicself

nightmarefox/nightmarefoxs/nightmarefoxself

freddle/freddles/freddleself

nightmaremang/nightmaremangs/nightmaremangself

nightmarebb/nightmarebbs/nightmarebbself

nightmarionnet/nightmarionnets/nightmarionnetself

jackobon/jackobons/jackobonself

jackochic/jackochics/jackochicself

jackopump/jackopump/jackopumpself

jackopumkin/jackopumpkins/jackopumpkinself

plushtrap/plushtraps/plushtrapself

baby/babies/babyself

circu/circus/circuself

circusbaby/circusbabys/circusbabyself

ballora/balloras/balloraself

funtime/funtimes/funtimeself

funtimefred/funtimefreds/funtimefredself

funtimefox/funtimefoxs/funtimefoxself

bonbon/bonbons/bonbonself

bidybab/bidybabs/bidybabself

electrobab/electrobabs/electrobabself

minireena/minireenas/minireenaself

Enn/enns/ennself

ennard/ennards/ennardself

lolbit/lolbits/lolbitself

scrap/scraps/scrapself

scraptrap/scraptraps/scraptrapself

lefty/leftys/leftyself

moltenfred/moltenfreds/moltenfredself

rockstarfred/rockstarfreds/rockstarfredself

rockstarbon/rockstarbons/rockstarbonself

rockstarfox/rockstarfoxs/rockstarfoxself

rockstarchic/rockstarchics/rockstarchicself

el-chip/el-chips/el-chipself

parrot/parrots/parrotself

musicman/musicmans/musicmanself

musicbox/musicboxs/musicboxself

neddbear/neddbears/neddbearself

happyfrog/happyfrogs/happyfrogself

mrhippo/mrhippos/mrhippoself

pigpatch/pigpatchs/pigpatchself

panstan/panstans/panstanself

candycadet/candycadets/candycadetself

star/stars/starself

animatronic/animatronics/animatronicself

endoskeleton/endoskeletons/endoskeletonself

grunge/grunges/grungeself

scott/scotts/scottself

phone/phones/phoneself

phoneguy/phoneguys/phoneguyself

afton/aftons/aftonself

cryingchild/cryingchilds/cryingchildself

frit/fritz/fritzself

william/williams/williamself

vanny/vannys/vannyself

Mike/mikes/mikeself

henry/henrys/henryself

glamrock/glamrocks/glamrockself

gator/gators/gatorself

Monty/montys/montyself

montygator/montygators/montygatorself

glamrockfred/glamrockfreds/glamrockfredself

Roxanne/roxannes/roxanneself

glamrockchic/glamrockchics/glamrockchicself

djmusicman/djmusicmans/djmusicmanself

dj/djs/djself

glamrockbon/glamrockbons/glamrockbonself

burntrap/burntraps/burntrapself

pizzaplex/pizzaplexs/pizzaplexself

sun/suns/sunself

moon/moons/moonself

daycare/daycares/daycareself

dismantled/dismantleds/dismantledself

party/partys/partyself

metal/metals/metalself

stuff/stuffs/stuffself

suit/suits/suitself

security/securitys/securityself

guard/guards/guardself

jumpscare/jumpscares/jumpscareself

bonnet/bonnets/bonnetself

terror/terrors/terrorself

haunt/haunts/hauntself

robot/robots/robotself

bite/bites/biteself

rabbit/rabbits/rabbitself

scare/scares/scareself

night/nights/nightself

glitch/glitchs/glitchself

camera/cameras/cameraself

cam/cams/camself

drop/drops/dropself

Twi/twis/twist/twisteds

fox/foxy/xy/xys/foxyself

sec/uri/ty/tys/uriself

foxy/mask/fox/foxes/maskself

tronic/tronics/tronicself

lore/lores/loreself

light/lights/lightself

stage/stages/stageself

uhm/uhms/uhmself

hello/hellos/helloself

uh/uhs/uhself

um/ums/umself

erm/erms/ermself

huh/huhs/huhself

hum/hums/humself

faz/fazs/fazself

fazbear/fazbears/fazbearself

bonn/bonns/bonnself

afton/aftons/aftonself

cry/crys/cryself

fear/fears/fearself

crying/cryings/cryingself

child/childs/childself

kid/kids/kidself

cheese/cheeses/cheeseself

pizzeria/pizzerias/pizzeriaself

pizzaplex/pizzaplexs/pizzaplexself

van/vans/vanself

stuffed/stuffeds/stuffedself

springlock/springlocks/springlockself

balloon/balloons/balloonself

handunit/handunits/handunitself

liz/lizs/lizself

creep/creeps/creepself

creepy/creepys/creepyself

murder/murders/murderself

blood/bloods/bloodself

knife/knifes/knifeself

broken/brokens/brokenself

toy/toys/toyself

xor/xors/xorself

Grimm/grimms/grimmself

dread/dreads/dreadself

neon/neons/neonself

dark/darks/darkself

blob/blobs/blobself

burnttrap/burnttraps/burnttrapself

scraptrap/scraptraps/scraptrapself

helpy/helpys/helpyself

deedee/deedees/deedeeself

scoop/scoops/scoopself

candy/candys/candyself

game/games/gameself

solo/solos/soloself

indie/indies/indieself

horror/horrors/horrorself

gore/gores/goreself

gut/guts/gutself

organ/organs/organself

cut/cuts/cutself

bruise/bruises/bruiseself

bite/bites/biteself

87/87s/87self

neopronouns

xen/xens/xenself

xens/xennies/xennieself

xon/xons/xonself

ar/ars/arself

arg/args/argself

bel/bels/belself

bolf/bolfs/bolfself

celk/celks/celkself

ded/deds/dedself

et/ets/etself

fez/fezs/fezself

gel/gels/gelself

gam/gams/gamself

he/hehes/heheself

hew/hews/hewself

inn/inns/innself

ix/ixs/ixself

ir/irs/irself

jes/jess/jesself

kel/kels/kelself

ler/lers/lerself

med/meds/medself

sel/sels/selself

seo/seos/seoself

tero/teros/teroself

emojipronouns

💀/💀s/💀self

🦊/🦊s/🦊self

🐻/🐻s/🐻self

🐰/🐰s/🐰self

🌝/🌝s/🌝self

🌚/🌚s/🌚self

🌛/🌛s/🌛self

🌜/🌜s/🌜self

🌕/🌕s/🌕self

🌙/🌙s/🌙self

☀️/☀️s/☀️self

🍕/🍕s/🍕self

🧁/🧁s/🧁self

🎤/🎤s/🎤self

🎸/🎸s/🎸self

☎️/☎️s/☎️self

📞/📞s/📞self

📼/📼s/📼self

🔩/🔩s/🔩self

⚙️/⚙️s/⚙️self

🪛/🪛s/🪛self

🔧/🔧s/🔧self

🎉/🎉s/🎉self

🪩/🪩s/🪩self

🎵/🎵s/🎵self

🎶/🎶s/🎶self

🔊/🔊s/🔊self

🤖/🤖s/🤖self

🎃/🎃s/🎃self

🎩/🎩s/🎩self

🥤/🥤s/🥤self

🎟️/🎟️s/🎟️self

🎼/🎼s/🎼self

🎮/🎮s/🎮self

🎙️/🎙️s/🎙️self

🔦/🔦s/🔦self

☢️/☢️s/☢️self

☣️/☣️s/☣️self

⚠️/⚠️s/⚠️self

😭/😭s/😭self

👻/👻s/👻self

☠/☠s/☠self

🐺/🐺s/🐺self

🐇/🐇s/🐇self

🐔/🐔s/🐔self

🐥/🐥s/🐥self

🕸/🕸s/🕸self

🧀/🧀s/🧀self

🍦/🍦s/🍦self

🎀/🎀s/🎀self

🌑/🌑s/🌑self

☀️/☀️s/☀️self

🔥/🔥s/🔥self

🎹/🎹s/🎹self

📷/📷s/📷self

📸/📸/📸self

🗡/🗡s/🗡self

⚔/⚔s/⚔self

🔪/🔪s/🔪self

🪰/🪰s/🪰self

🪳/🪳s/🪳self

🕷️/🕷️s/🕷️self

🎂/🎂s/🎂self

🧁/🧁s/🧁self

🔧/🔧s/🔧self

🔨/🔨s/🔨self

🛠️/🛠️s/🛠️self

🩸/🩸s/🩸self

🔑/🔑s/🔑self

🗝️/🗝️s/🗝️self

🎈/🎈s/🎈self

other?

[missing]/[missing]s/[missing]self

[censored]/[censored]s/[censored]self

[redacted]/[redacted]s/[redacted]self

[error]/[error]s/[error]self

[unknown]/[unknown]s/[unknown]self

/, /s , /self

×/×s/×self

*/*s/*self

$/$s/$self

☆/☆s/☆self

¡¿/¡¿s/¡¿self

!?/!?s/!?self

!/!s/!self

?/?s/?self

!¡/!¡s/!¡self

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#/#s/#self

[mikebcomedy]

EP 136: Law and Order of Steph Sanders

He is seen on BET, he's been in movies Atonement and Chosen One. He has opened for Patrice O'Neal, Leslie Jones and Sinbad. He is... Steph Sanders! 

Steph is truly one in a million, not only is he a comedian but he has 10 different degrees and he's a principal. 

Steph has always followed his two passions in life: Entertainment and Education. 

In this interview you will learn about Steph's humble beginnings  to where it has taken him today. 

This is a very fast 1 hour interview, buckle up! 

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EP 135: Reality Check with Michael Modest

You've seen him in the movie Beyond the Mat, he is ranked #56 out of 500 wrestlers in Pro Wrestling Illustrated, he is the APW 5 time Universal Heavyweight Champion, he is Michael Modest! 

It is a true honor to have Michael on my show, I have been following his career for years and now I get a chance to talk to him. 

Michael talks about his very first wrestling match and working with a seasoned veteran who  almost killed him.  He talks about wrestling in Japan and how different the styles are compared to America and finally Michael talks about Beyond The Mat and how he had to stand up for what he believed in.  He changed the narrative from what the movie wanted to portrayed him. 

Thank you Michael for being on my show. This is just part 1 of Michael's interview, he will return. 

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Episode Ochenta Tres: Happy Halloween with Beetlejuice

It's showtime!

That's right, the ghost with the most who is the host of this podcast. The B-man, Beetlejuice is back!

In this episode you will listen to a in depth look of who I am as a ghost, what my thoughts are on Halloween and what I think about climate change.  You're gonna love it.

  Enjoy

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EP 159: You Can't Be A Hack!

Comedian Ron Josol quickly turned this interview into a seminar on how to become a better comedian.

And why would you not listen to him? 

Just his credits alone speaks volumes:

Just For Laughs festival 6 times

1998 he was the winner of the Just For Laughs Ontario, Canada

2011 Nominated for Best Male Comedian

2012 Nominated for Best Male Performance

Kings and Queens Festival in Malaysia and Singapore 

LOL Comedy Festival in the Caribbean

Winnipeg Comedy Festival

2 specials in Showtime Arabia

Gotham Comedy Live

Comics Unleashed

Carson Daly show on NBC

Kevin Hart LOL Show

Slanted Amazon Prime 2020

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EP 158: LCW for Life

You've seen him on Amazon Prime and you can hear his comedy on Sirius XM Radio, please welcome Comedian Phil Johnson!

I had such a great time talking to Phil and listening to him play his songs. For some reason Phil wanted to retire one of his songs called Lying Cheating Whore but he can't because my audience loved it.

Sorry Phil but the people have spoken. Lying Cheating Whore, LCW 4 life!

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EP 157: The Greatest Native American Hero

He has a special on Showtime called "Going Native, The American Indian Comedy Slam" with the first ever all-Native American stand up special.

He can be seen on Amazon Prime and has his own Dry Bar Comedy Special called "Mid-Laugh Crisis"

He's a winner of the Ventura Comedy Festival's Funniest Person Contest

And finally, he was named as one of the 25 Indigenous Comedians to watch by Illuminatives and honored as a National Indian Gaming Association Entertainer of the Year

He's my friend, The Greatest Native American Hero, Marc Yaffee.

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EP 156: The Bald Unicorn

Comedian Ed Mena is truly a majestic creature, this man has traveled all over and he has lived a life of adventure, farming, train hopping, being arrested and discovered stand up comedy along the way.

Sit back and enjoy this interview as Ed speaks on how our lives should be. 

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EP 153: Time Zones

She has performed for the troops, she's been on Nickelodeon, Fox and NBC, please welcome Comedian Cheryl Anderson!

I have known Cheryl for many years and I have never seen her drunk like she was during this interview. 

Don't get me wrong, it was hilarious having Drunk Cheryl on my show, drunk Cheryl  talked about comedy, murder and a bar fight that she was in

Enjoy this Soccer Mom's story! 

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EP 152: Me, Mattself and Mike

He's a stand up comedian and contributing writer for Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias Netflix Specials: "One Show Fits All", " I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry" and "Fluffy's Food Adventures". He earned an Associate Producer credit the show on Fuse TV and Hulu, please welcome Matt Golightly. 

I can't believe it's been seven years since the last time I worked with Matt. It was great to reunite with him on my show. Matt talks about what was it like to start out performing comedy in Texas, writing for Gabriel Iglesias and becoming a Dad. 

Thank you Matt for being on my show, you were hilarious.

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EP 151: The Traveling DJ

He was a finalist at the World Series of Comedy, he's performed at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival, he is DJ Sandhu! 

Dj talks about what it takes to perform stand up comedy during a pandemic, he also talks about how he loves traveling and meeting new friends at any city he performs.

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EP 150: The Power of Radio

She is the host of The Jennifer Steele Show on 101.5 FM, please welcome Jennifer Steele. 

I had a great time talking to Jennifer about her career. She talks about how radio connects to the community, some people say radio is dead but Jennifer proves to us that radio is alive and well. 

Thank you Jennifer for being on my show! 

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EP 149: Everybody Loves Heath

He has two special on Dry Bar Comedy, he performs improv and is an actor, please welcome Comedian Heath Harmison. 

Heath is extremely hilarious and has been working very hard during the pandemic. He has been touring, acting and performing with his family on the road. 

Wait there's more...

Heath does the best Ryan Reynolds impression that I have ever heard. 

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EP 148: Dynamics of Dennis

He's an acting teacher, he studied at Groundlings, he's a filmmaker and guitarist, my guest, Dennis Glasco!

Dennis breaks down the different methods of acting while sharing he learned from the Groundlings. 

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EP 147: Hanging out with Bruce Jingles

He has two specials on Showtime, as seen in VH1 and has performed for on a USO Tour, he is Bruce Jingles. 

You would think that I would be ready to ask Bruce questions and make it a formal interview. Nope. 

Bruce made this interview into a really chill and hysterical hang out time. Bruce showed us his comic book collections, talked about wanting to be a comic book artist and we talked about Pro Wrestling while both of us doing an impression of Stone Cold Steve Austin at the same time.

Sit back, relax and enjoy this episode.

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