#Modernes

[net-photos]

Ein überfüllter und geschäftiger Flughafen Terminal Eins mit Reisenden und Angestellten, die umhergehen. Das Bild hat eine Auflösung von 1312 x 1048 Pixel. Den ganzen Artikel gibt es hier: https://nordischepost.de/unterhaltung/design/modernes-designkonzept-fuer-terminal-eins/?feed_id=65237&_unique_id=661f00d867eee

[postcard-from-the-past]

"Galeries Modernes" department store in Pau, Béarn region of France

French vintage postcard

[six4tyfour]

Artist: tsulala on Twitter (X)

[bebs-art-gallery]

Art by Essi Välimäki

[oxytocinatrocities]

Yet another comic about leaving the Mormon church that can be applied to a variety of things. I also plan to include some version of this in a graphic novel I’m making.

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[sabertoothwalrus]

saw this post

[trans-cuchulainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[dunmestuffy]

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[chvvy]

laios being marcille's nightmare in every universe

[breakingjustxn]

well i mean, not wrong // credits: @screamingemonight on Instagram

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[dayundying]

Theyre trying their best

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - Senshi and Izutsumi Summer