#My babygurls are so precious

[satans-knitwear]

Look at all my fluffy rugs. Amazing. Such variety.

[ninefuckingoneone-ssideblog]

Fuck ghost and konig brainrot

[dinogoofy]

I KNOW YOU SAW THE NEW BANISHED TRAILER!!!

i’m on a reptile / syzoth craze and if your requests are still open, may i receive your best nsfw / sfw headcanons of our newly-designed babygurl?

thank you!!

GOD I FREAKIN LOVE THAT TRAILERRR

These might not be the most perfect headcanons but here ya go!!

Syzoth (Reptile) X reader Headcanons!

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SFW

Dude is a cuddle monster. Oh, you're chilling on the couch? No you're not. He's using you as a heater. He'll stretch out on top of you and leave you trapped. Lord help you if the two of you are outside in the sun! Dudes gonna fall asleep for hours

He loves your hair. It's just fairly unknown territory for him, and it's so soft and warm and honestly fluffy compared to what he's used too?? He buries his face into your hair, strokes through it, plays with it, any chance he gets! (this one is partly inspired by a Tegu I met and got to hold! She was absolutely precious. Like holding a scaley puppy. She immensely got cozy with her face in my hair and it was adorable.)

He's a little insecure about both his homan and reptile forms, but just reassure him that you love him no matter what form he takes and you'll have a happy lizard.

Will eat weird things sometimes. I don't know why. He just has that vibe. Think of those giant isopods people eat.

NSFW

He's a switch. 100%. If you praise him and shower him with affection and kisses, he will absolutely melt, but if you're rather on the shy side or he's in the mood he will take over and be a little more dominant.

ADORES intimacy. He wants to be pressed against AND inside you at all times. Loves to give you lots of kisses while inside of you, and of course you indulge him. I mean, look at his face? Dude needs to be showered in kisses at all times.

Prefers to cum inside of you, again, it's mostly a warmth thing. You are just so squishy and warm and wet that he begs to come inside of you. And I mean BEGS.

Once the two of you are spent, he probably falls asleep first.

If caught in the act he might just *dissappear* on instinct. It's such a goofy scenario but he just *poofs* and your left in awkward eyecontact with whoever interrupted, probably still able to feel him inside of you as well.

..... would probably be dtf in his natural form.

[silence-between-seconds]

OK NOW YOUR TURN

pls pls ramble abt any niche interest you have

HELLO THANK YOU

*invokes inner history nerd* so. listen here colonizer and listen good. i will subject you to my random knowledge cuz due to youtube, undiagnosed neurodivergency and most importantly- bad jokes. i have a vari-tea of niche interests but the first thing that came to my mind was my knowledge of the history of how Indians became one of The Top Consumers of Tea.

how did this wonder-drug make its way into our masala covered hearts? what led to the fact that everyday at 4pm the word at the tip of most indians' tongues is "chai"?this is my thesis as a pro desi tea obsessed freak.

This story, like most in our history, starts with the arrival of the British. i would like to insert this picture i found in a video that i laughed at for a solid five minutes:

anyway

technically tea was invented in china, and for a very long time it was exclusively grown there. it was a very high class commodi-tea. it was considered so precious that in 1662 when king charles the second married the Portuguese princess catherine of braganza: her dowry was a chest of tea and THE ENTIRE ISLAND OF MUMBAI (then, bombay) for an annual lease of 10 pounds. let me make that clearer. THE PLACE WHERE A 1BHK HOUSE IS SO EXPENSIVE MOST PPL CANT AFFORD WAS EQUIVALENT TO THIS:

needless to say the brits was so freaking addicted man. they wanted this. so bad.

By the 18th centuary there was a war between the english and the dutch and the brit resources were down the toilet so they couldnt afford to spend all that silver on the trade of tea leaves with china. and china was uninterested in anything the white boys were offering.

UNTIL they discovered something china wanted.

✨Drugs✨

the white boys wanted that tea. and they would do anything. so they started growing opium in india (by that time they had colonized us bruh. they came into our backyard and were like "bro we're such good friends pretty please let me use ur backyard" "ok what do you want to do w it?" "i wanna grow drugs bro" "....ok" "you'll work for me no bro?" "why would i do that" "bro its ur backyard bro" "what-" *england pulls out slavery* "SHUT UP AND DO IT") (dont come at me lmao this is a very rough simplification of what happened)(imma get blocked for this?)

anyway, brits grew opium and smuggled it to china in return for TEA. FOR TEA. 40.

now after the charter act of 1833 (idk what that is exactly but basically brits lost its trade monopoly with china and so now china said we should see other people and it was an open relationship and britian got very pissed but they signed the act anyway i think)

to deal with this they established the Tea Committee (this isnt the first government board specifically for tea. there were plen-tea of others like the Tea Board Of India) which dealt w the extraction of techniques, tea seads and resources from the chinese. this was highly unsuccessful and china was not impressed. this is an example of british desperation they'll do anything at this point. (took everything in me to not insert pictures of how they treated indian farmers. it was *inhales, lets go of anger for my ancestors treatment* bad)

but in the end this qoute i found (undoubtedly by a white man) "fortune favours the white men" came tru and they got their way.

oh you thought i was done? haha babygurl i am not

in 1843 robert fortune, who was a scottish horticulturist, went on a solo trip to china to study (read as: steal) tea plantations. no actually apparently he did study cuz he published a book(i forgot the name).(yes. HIS NAME WAS ROB. FORTUNE. talk about being born for a job)

lemme insert a quick meme here:

(they actually hired him on the spot and gave the amazed man 500 pounds per annum and sent him off to china)

he was to perform what we call The Great British Tea Heist the brits had found their vigilan-tea

my guy was committed to his role and shaved his head and pretended to be a monk and after 3 months wrote a letter to his company saying "bro i got the goodssss"

lmao no this it what the letter said- "l have much pleasure in informing you," he wrote, "that I have procured a large supply of seeds and young plants which l trust will get safely to India."

NOW they finally had the greens and started planting it in india. over the years indian tea topped the market in britian as the best tea. mostly cuz the white boyz HYPED it up. they even started doing diss tracks for chinese tea. this is something read right out of an advertisment- "indian teas are more wholesome, purer, cheaper and better than chinese teas in every single way". white boyz started saying stuff like they got out of a toxic realtionship with china and a healthy one with india (but they were the toxic ones)

now brits tried to globalize indian tea to get the moneyyy~ from indians.

their first experiment with (another) government body for tea- Indian Tea Association began on the indian railways. these railways were the ancestor of the IRC-tea-C. basically they started making tea on the railway platforms. this started the trend of tea being the signature experience on every indian train journey, from the first class to economy, everyone was having it (cuz trains were introduced and quickly became popular in use). train tea was said to be better than the quality of tea in 5 star hotels. and this converted us from a nation of tea-totalers to teach addcits.

now i just have one thing to say in the end. HOW did the quality decline so badly my desi brothers and sisters? nowadays the tea on trains is basically water but brown. milk is a lie.

anyway. on the end we got it right. we took tea from the chinese and brits and we added milk and we added sugar and we got:

✨chai✨

you have reached the end. congrats.

[sukunasweetheart]

I did the ao3 tag thing and I literally got angst with major character death LMAOOOO CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

ALSO SUKU IN NEW EPISODE WAS SOOO KITTY PRECIOUS BABYGURL POOKIE WOOKIE BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS!!!! WGIEHKSISWNUWOWNQHN

And I love his ,,No Bitches?" Face RAAAAAAH POEEE CATCH ME IM FALLING FOR HIM ALL OVER AGAIN

PLEASERREERRREEEEEEE I KNOWWW RIGHTTTTTT I LOVE MY SUKUPUKU MUMCHKIN 👉👈 I LOVE YEWWWWWWW 💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💗💖💗💖 god im so normal for him

AND WHATTT 😭 NAUR ANGST AND MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH???? i would not survive-

[sorcerous-caress]

I saw you got the Mass Effect collection a while ago and wanted to say a little fun fact that there’s some OG Baldur’s Gate references in ME2 and 3 because Bioware made the first two BG games. I won’t say what they are for spoiler reasons but one of them you’ll get right away. Hope you have fun with ME! It’s one of my favorite RPG franchises

I answered this ask 4 different times but each time tumblr refuses to post it and it comes back to my inbox- I don't even know what to do anymore bc I had to rewrite a long response each time.

If this one gets sent through, I'll try to edit it on the browser to include my actual answer.

Edit: it worked this time around, just my luck.

Okay so, I've never played ME before or heard anything about it, so I'm going in fully blind. I made an earthborn war hero vanguard character.

Bc I like earth, I like being a hero and I like mele characters.

I put the difficulty at vetran so I can add more spice, I might regret it, probably.

My name is shepherd? Like are they sheep and I herd them or? Is this a Mary and the little lambs situation.

Game started and man that is one hot alien, like a zebra! Oh wait that's just white paint on his face-

Why are people being mean to him :( and oh I get dialogue! Hell yeah i will defend my alien friend.

Racism against aliens? In my human galactic civilization game? More likely than you think.

I'm walking around the ship and talking to people, man these guys are really mean to the alien. If Nihlus turns out to be a traitor I wouldn't even blame him, I'd be one too if people talked this much shit behind my back.

Also corporal Jenkins!!! He is so precious omfg. I will protect him with my life and we will spend our honeymoon watching his favourite spykids movies <3

He is talking about being a hero and awful a lot tho- kinda worrying.

A nice small detail is the npc gaurds saluting to me when i walk by, since I'm a commander and all. It's really nice!

Okay I talked to the hot alien again and I think i have a shot with him! Let's fucking go!

We're on the planet, hot alien isn't with my team but hey! At least Jenkins is here.

I'm trying out weapons, I like lance so far. I have shit accuracy so fast fire rate makes up for it. But the controller layout is really confusing, there are 4 different buttons to switch to different weapons but the crouch had to be the awkward joystick press, why?

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Jenkins died.

:(

:(((((((((

I'm killing everyone I meet.

Rip babygurl, you would've loved lego batman.

Also I can level up now, I'm not sure what any of those skills do or what any of those words mean so I'll throw all my eggs in the charm and intimidation basket until things become too hard to kill.

Maybe then I'll look up a guide and curse my past self.

I met Williams, she seems nice and I let her tag along on my team. I miss Jenkins </3

So far I'm really having fun tho and enjoying the game! Do you have any tips or recommendations? I'd love to hear them. I genuinely am clueless and just waddling around gawking at the surprisingly good graphics for a game this old.

Here is my character btw! She is nb in my heart <3 still I'm glad that we even get the choice to be a woman. The character edit screen reminds me of dark souls character edit.

[withleeknow]

lmao not the big work screen that's brave of you here's another one but less 😵 and more 🥰 vm.tiktok.com/ZGe378eMP/ - genuine q. concerning 🐹/🐈‍⬛: when are we never in the rabbithole??? *complains about the microwave*- *proceeds to feed the microwave* speaking of, hi welcome to your en-o'clock era 👀 this compilation is the most accurate preview of what's in store: vm.tiktok.com/ZGe37yXGA/

icl seungmin and mimo in ate?? still not over that bridge + that genre of mimo? i'm thinking the Δ composition = fwb/fboy!mimo + pining-bsf!seungmin 😶‍🌫️ WT: I CAN HEAR THE COGS TURNING + SENSE THE ANGST FROM MILES AWAY ISTG WOMAN THE REVEALLLL I'M GONNA SCREAM 🕊🦋

“what am i doing with an enhypen album” im crying 😭😭 consider yourself ✨️ influenced ✨️ she really is the prettiest - I didn't realise just how cute/cozy their photoshoot concepts were for inceptio 🥺 also asia!! 💓 whereabouts are you headed?

i'm surprised you're still here bc 🥟's given us not one but TWO ig lives this week 😭😭 AND THE TOUR CLIPS SO FAR?? BANGCHAN??! SMILEY MIMO W/ HIS BLUE HOODIE? THE THUNDEROUS STAGE?!!

i'm already on ep 27 bc i'm a fast watcher lol but YOOOOOOOO why did nobody tell me about niki 😭 he's ADORABLE YO, my new son omg i immediately adopted him. the most precious baby someone protect him at all costs 😭 also i've been looking at sunghoon lol we're pleasantly surprised. i had zero clue about his personality but after watching this, hello....... interesting....... just hear me out - he reminds me of mimo sometimes :o personality wise and also in some shots he looks like mimo to me lolll. ALSO i'm sure you've probably seen this but it came up on my explore page the other day and i watched it like 20 times in a row lskdfhalsd 🤣

2min △ 😭 we need to stop being on the same frequency bc i thought about it once and while a hyunho △ has the potential to run along lines of being in lurv with your buddy's gf, a 2min △ just has to stem from (childhood) best friends :o

i'm equally excited and nervous to post wt7.5 bc while i like some of the bits in this one, idk how people will receive it bc yk... angst. but we'll see in a few days akskjshd 😭

i'm going to vietnam for like 3 weeks hehehe. OH and i keep forgetting to tell you, my friend is going to music bank madrid and she asked me if i wanted to come too. unfortunately i'm out of paid leave and i have a jonas brothers concert (in my defense i bought the ticket last august before all the drama 🤣) a couple days after that, but imagine if we both to music bank together 😭 that... would be kinda insane methinks

🥟 has been so active with his lives lately i'm so in love with him :((( that newlywed life is treating him well i see, i should be their roommate i don't mind thirdwheeling

everything about the tour is driving me crazy. the setlist (although no charmer is a major L for me, rip), the looks, the solo stages (i cannot tell you how in love i am with mimo's hair. i'm still trying to process it), the merch especially the mood lamps and the stress balls (i caved and ordered a foxiny one) and the new skzoos doing UPPIES I WANT THEM SO BAD (and look oh my god they can hold hands) I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WANTED SOMETHING SO BADLY 😭 i love that while everyone else was doing horny numbers and getting freaky on main, seungmin had a mike wazowski guitar moment and mimo had a babygurl stage lolll. ngl i couldn't really focus watching the thunderous performance bc they were SO sparkly lmaooo i love the babygirl-esque fits 😂

[officiallygotem-blog]

My Beautiful BabyGurl!!! 12 years old! 6th grade. 4 ft 5in. Almost 5ft. Full of so much Greatness. Blessed and highly favored with some extra flavor. My precious. My love. My bay bay. SWEETNESS. 👽❤👽 Gifted & One of a kind. Her smile always brightens my day. Always. Flesh of my flesh. Blood of my blood. My one and only...although she wants a brother so bad....lol...shes all I need right now...kid wise. Lord knows. Being a mother is tough. Salute to my mama....she had 14! Reason I call her Super Mom cuz she super at what she does and the best mama ever. And best Granny ever!!! She is Mama to all.her kids. Grand kids as well. Shes SuperMom. I love you mama. 👽❤👽 I love my Sweetness Mi Hijita Xioník. (at Gulf of Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8y5SD5Fjy5/?igshid=1gp1g98uox6lm

[caroline-sterr]

here we are.

2.5 months into 2017. Wow.

January is a blur that I don’t recall being overly pleasant or painful. February was both of those things.

The first weekend was at home. I spent the majority of the weekend driving, on my living room couch, or walking the streets of Chicago, but I spent the best (though fewer) moments with my parents and a few great pals.

I spent the next (4-day!!!) weekend in Nashville with my babygurl, Morgan. I met this sweet human when I was a sophomore in HS and parted my hair on the wrong side and didn’t smile with my teeth and she was in 6th grade and had braces and sparkly glasses. Neither of us knew who we were, but over the course of our years together, we’ve figured that out bit by bit. We are works in progress. Nowadays, time together is rare, but precious. The most amazing thing was the ease with which she rattled off distant memories (many of which I nodded along to with no actual recollection…) from earlier seasons of our friendship. Things I’d said, outfits I’d worn, things the girls in our group had thought or talked about while I was out of earshot. Things you remember about those who go just before you in life, doing there best to lead you through the rough bits and point out the best views. It continues to be a great honor to watch this girl grow into a young woman. It is also a great (and sometimes awkward) honor to learn about all of the big and small ways I influenced that growth.

That following Thursday I received a text from my best friend that her father was with Jesus. My oreo shake melted while I cried in the parking lot of Potbelly’s for my sweet friend and for her family and for not being able to hold her right then. This family knows sorrow and suffering. They know it deeply, and I was once again broken for and with them. I drove the three hours to her and to Charlevoix that Sunday to see a play - one written by her father years earlier. It was beautiful and challenging and literally affected eternity. Everyone also cried a lot, understandably.

When something like this happens to someone you love so deeply, you wonder how you could possibly make any difference, how you could ease her pain even slightly. As someone who is rarely speechless, my instinct was to find and say words. But I knew that the entire dictionary could not fix anything. I needed to show up. So I made the same drive the following Tuesday afternoon to celebrate Mr. Whitaker’s incredible life and continuing testimony. I spent those three hours in CHX taking care of kiddos and tracking down water bottles and crying with everyone in that sanctuary and listening to story after story after story about how this man lived his life trying to be Jesus to his family and his friends. Stories of how he never met a stranger. Stories of him doing ordinary and extraordinary things with and for the LORD. He loved people deeply. He cared for people in tangible ways. He showed up. And then, literally within days of his passing, his family and his story led at least a dozen people to a life-changing relationship with Jesus.

I drove the same three hours home through dense fog and torrential rain and my own tears to bible study, because even though I smelled like babies and coffee and sadness, I wasn’t sure I knew how to be alone yet. It is times like these where I am grateful to not only be given the chance to show up for my people, but also to be given the gift of my people showing up for me.

As always, I love you for reading this, whoever you are.

[coolsvilleee]

The thumbnail is the moment when I fell in love with this precious babygurl. My mom was catching up on PLL and was on the last episode of season four when I came in. But it was this episode at this moment when I knew that Hanna was my favorite and that I loved her. It was mainly because of her looks I admit but as I watched more I fell in love with her personality and who she was as a person. From then on I was obsessed with the show, so I have my mom to thank for a chunk of my happiness. What makes this edit extra amazing is that heavydirtysoul by Twenty-Øne Piløts is playing. TØP is honestly one of my favorite edits, their lyrics are so personal and strategic and they’re just so talented. I love them as people and as musicians. So with them and my smol bean in one video it’s pretty spectacular. We have @savannasedits_ to thank for this amazing edit. @ashleybenson #ashleybenson #happybirthdayashleybenson #prettylittleliars #hannamarin