#Oh to be a pupper dog.

[satans-knitwear]

Look at all my fluffy rugs. Amazing. Such variety.

[ihatebrainstorm]

Batch 2 of commissions finished! They were all really fun to do :D Thank you again to those who comm'd me! o)-(

(Technically there were 3, but the third isn't a mech thingy so I'd rather just post the mech ones here)

[hopepetal]

HER NAME IS TILLY PEEP MY CREATURE

OH MY GOD SHES SO PERFECT LOOK AT HER!!!! TILLY MY BELOVED GIVE HER SO MANY PETS FOR ME

[mellaithwen]

05:27AM • good morning :)

[starlit-meloncholia]

one thing i never thought i'd get into was fashion. i used to buy just whatever clothes fit me at Walmart, but ever since i committed to only wear clothes that make me happy i've come to realize how deeply enjoyable clothing can be. (putting it below for politeness)

when i was still working in homeless services, i worked with a veteran client who always dressed like a cowboy. i once asked him why, and he told me it was because when he left the army, he didn't know who he was any more without it. The routine, training, and combat he saw made it so when he got out, he wasn't the same person he was when he went in. So, he decided if he didn't know who he was, then he'd just be who he liked, and he liked cowboys.

one day a few years ago, sick of boymoding at work after a scolding from my boss about painting my nails, i decided to pack up all my men's clothing and donate it. i kept a few shirts with sentimental value and boxed the rest up to drop off at goodwill. now having pretty much no clothes i had no choice but to buy an entire new wardrobe, and i had no idea what i was doing. i was sick of wearing clothes i didn't like, but i had also never liked any clothes i'd ever worn. so i asked myself: what did i like?

i just got an order of clothes i got with a christmas gift card and i'm so happy just looking at these cute moon leggings i got to wear today. i'm excited for another order to come, because i bought my favorite dress again so i can wear it more. i have a distinct aesthetic that i'm now known for, and i feel more confident and happy than ever. every time i step out of the door in a cute outfit i feel like the baddest bitch on the block.

[dear-mrs-otome]

So first we had Ikegen MC getting turned into a cat...now Ikepri MC into a bunny. What's next? Ikevamp MC turned into Mousette?

[kingofattolia]

Your dog rant is EVERYTHING to me. I just do not understand people who let dogs lick their faces and jump all over them and their furniture. When I tell people I don't like when dogs lick me they stare at me like I've just told them I kick babies for a living. Dogs eat so much gross stuff and their tongues are like humans it's DISGUSTING. They also just stink in general so I do not know why people let them up on furniture. Our dog always had his own bed and was not allowed to jump on people because honestly? Super rude. Just shows you haven't trained your dog. If you have an opinion that isn't DOGS ARE FLAWLESS people want to skin you alive it's so bizarre to me. I'm from a western country so people are way too into their dogs haha. I also do not like how people refuse to put their dogs outside when I ask...when they've invited me to their place? Like I'm your guest and I don't feel comfortable with your dog jumping and licking me? Please put him outside? I like dogs but people are very blind and irresponsible when it comes to training and I don't like how I'm the bad guy for wanting to be hygienic.

IT'S TIME... PETLESS ENVIRONMENT ENJOYERS RISE UP

[strigital]

Johnny: what is the dog doing? 🤔🐕👀

V: his best 🥺🙏💓

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Ooooh the Thing ask ABSOLUTELY reinforces the idea that if ANYTHING happens to a dog in a movie, Roxy is in tears. You have to pull up and article or behind the scenes stuff just to show her they're okay and it's all acting. Poor baby loves her pup brethren :((

Hsjxhdib I mean... She'd know it's just fiction... But also if anything happens to the doggos the behind the scenes dog stuff is a big comfort. She's pretending she's fine and she's not devastated the doggo got hurt but Chica is already putting some silly behind the scenes clips of the dog getting stuck in the door with a set piece or something lmao

Anyone that watches movies with her is very familiar with the 'does the dog die' websites and other such sites so they can check if it's Roxy Safe. They don't tell her they do this cause she's dead set on pretending it doesn't effect her at all even when she's literally sat there crying over it (she's trying very hard not to but she's failing miserably)

She and Monty will never admit to being scared of scary things ever. They will take this to their graves despite the fact everyone knows because they're terrible liars that can't hide their emotions for shit. For Roxy, this includes anything bad ever happening to a dog on screen.

They used to get teased a little for this, but it has long since been learned that if you poke them just right, they'll be determined to prove they can handle it and the next thing they know they're quietly freaking out clinging to their arm like this is the end of them. Now it's been deemed off limits in an effort to prevent them from putting themselves through it... But for some fucking reason they seem to think this rule doesn't apply to them. Idiots have been found hiding together in the most bizarre places because they were freaked out by a movie and they swear they heard something from over there you gotta believe them the killer is in there you can't go in oh god oh no fucking RUN-

But yeah... Don't watch a movie like I dunno Marley and Me with Roxy cause she will never ever be over it. Ever.

EDIT: YOU SAID REINFORCES WHOOPS

Yeah you're so right!! She sees that transformation and every single thing that happens to a dog in a movie afterwards hits so much harder. Sees a dog in a movie for a while after and immediately grills everyone present about what they're watching she is NOT doing this shit again lmao

[bookwyrmbran]

getting brushed: the absolute worst, so boring, what fresh hell is this

getting brushed while blowing coat: very good for 3-5 minutes but no more and must be allowed to wiggle and wrap around legs

getting brushed while blowing coat in exchange for pieces of the GOOD kibble: I Am Not Leaving This Couch And Neither Are You, yes you can use the most hated de-matting tool on my haunches, hey you left my sides alone for too long, here let me be helpful and retrieve the next brush for you, this is the Best Ever

[ask-sada-and-turo]

[ A fuzzy video message appears on Sada's screen, the woman staring back was eerily familiar-]

Pa..on my intr.s..., b.. I overheard tha. you own a Cycliza.? Is it d.ing okay?

Sada: He’s refusing to eat or drink anything. Barley opens his eyes up and is cold to the touch no matter how warm I keep him. I know he’s still with but I don’t know for how long.

Sada: I feel so pathetic for asking this but…. Does it work

Sada: To lose Prince I have no idea what I’d do

Link to Pokemon community discord server

[ladyfarona]

Because I am a responsible adult, I named my Rudogs appropriately!

Biff, Boof, and Bork

[mochathesamoyed]

Mocha The Archeologist www.mochathesamoyed.com

Patreon

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Ok... no longer like having a smart dog...

She has decided that when she has on her SD vest she is expected to be the perfect example of a well trained service animal.

Great. Wonderful. Perfect even.

Except...

Apparently, in her mind, this means when she DOESNT have on her vest she is free to be the most unruly little SHIT and not pay any mind to what I say.

This includes:

prancing across a MAJOR street to say hi to a random person on the far side. Note: she is a pitbull and, despite being a huge cupcake, still LOOKS like a pit and people around here still have that "vicious pitbull" mentality. So, double bad here XC

dashing across another street to say hi to her girlfriend (said girlfriend barks at literally everything cuse she was raised with a blind dog and Rosie does this at 7am)

dashing across the street just to shit in the neighbors yard cuse she doesn't wana shit in her own yard

wedging herself into random small spaces to pee and then getting upset when she can't get herself out of these places

getting into i have no idea what and cutting up her face. Literally, I turn around for 2 seconds and when I look back she looks like she hasn't moved a hair but she has blood gushing down her face. This happens both outside AND inside (though inside im 99% sure she's just passing off the cat)

literally expecting treats after all of that

taking up the ENTIRE couch (which is LITERALLY a twin sized bed) then getting offended when I want to stretch my legs and take up exactly 6 inches of that space

Refusing to eat her meals like she's full or even sick then begging anyone in sight for snacks (the one thing she does bad even in her vest but only on "breaks")

And that's just off the top of my head!

When shes "on duty" she does non of this! She knows its not acceptable! And its not like I dont make it clear this is unacceptable when shes "off". She is clearly reprimanded for these things, to the point I have to leash her 100% of the time when I take her out now when I used to be able to let her roam the yard and shed stay close! But I let her off even once now and off she goes! Xc

Once it stops being so hot and muggy I'm gonna have to spend some time with extra training without her vest. Maybe I just havnt done enough vest off training. Will find a long tie out line and work with her so shes leashed but she doesn't realize she is?

Uhg smart dogs are frustrating.

[euniexenoblade]

Absolutely one of the most annoying things about people is when they're like "cops are bad" normally and you start talking about dogs the cops use and suddenly the tune becomes "oh but that's a little doggy...they were an abused pupper...don't be mean to the puppy..." Like that dog is used to torture and mutilate people. It doesn't ultimately matter what the process to get it there was when they're mauling people.

[sonicfanthenightfury5099]

Slashers with an S/O who has a Newfoundland Dog

A Newfoundland Dog is my dream dog, and I had this thought of stabby men with a Newfie dog.

Characters: The Sinclairs, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers (78, 07, and 2018), Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Saywer, and John Kramer (I know he's not a Slasher but I've watched Saw X and wanted another character to add here)

CW: Boys getting Slobby kisses from a large dog

Vincent Sinclair

Your dog came with you when you came to Ambrose. A 6 month old Newfoundland Dog

Your puppy found the way to the basement and found Vincent working at his desk

He was surprised that it wasn't Jonesy, and he walked with pup to find you

Let's just say one thing let to other

Vincent fell in love with Annie, your chocolate Newfie. He thought she was just like Jonesy, but he was so wrong.

6 months later and Annie's head is near his hips

You love seeing your big doggo with your Wax Hubby, giving kisses

Left side of his face is covered in slobber

Vincent would sketch your Newfe when whenever he doesn't know what to draw

Jonesy has a new friend to play with

Bo Sinclair

Your 3 yo Newfie walked into the Church when you weren't looking and had to go get

Bo turned around and got a big slobbery kiss from your doggo

"DAVID, GET BACK HERE." You said getting your Dog to come to you. Leaving Bo's face covered. "Sorry." You said as you closed the door.

You were telling your dog not to do that, when Bo came out to have a Cigarette

"Sorry about that. David is really friendly with people." You said 'That a Dog?" Bo said, "He's a Newfoundland Dog."

Bo thinks your dog isn't one but a Horse

David would try to give Bo more kisses when he sits on the couch

He would guard his food when he's eating at the table as David tried to get at it

"There a reason you named him David? Was it from that Werewolf movie?" He asked as he patted David resting head on his leg. "Yeah, you seen it?" You asked, "I may see it on tv."

Lester and Vincent definitely love David.

Lester Sinclair

Automatically in love with your pooch

Your dog, Aaron, knocked him over when they jumped up

Lester's face was covered in slobber, which he cleaned up with his tank top as he got up

Jonesy was taken aback from how big your dog was. But they got along real quickly

Bo and Vincent thought you owned a bear from how big they where

He's giving a lot of treats to your doggo

Michael Myers

Oh Great

A Dog?

Michael met your puppy when he came home from his walk

A black and white pupper looking at his face

Michael wanted to get rid of it as he grabbed the scruff of their neck till he heard your voice screaked at him. "DON'T YOU DARE HURT BOWIE!! "

Michael definitely wanted not to be hit by something, so he put down Bowie.

Michael would have Bowie giving him kisses on his cheek when he's on the floor. He didn't like it, with a sour look on his face

He had to get used to your puppy

A few months and Bowie is much bigger than when they were a puppy. Michael noticed that he had to ask what breed Bowie is.

A Newfoundland Dog?? And they Get How Big?? Oh God

8 months later, Bowie is near his hips and needs a lot more food.

Michael would take them for a walk when you're at work

Bowie is now fully grown, and their face is right at his when he sits on the couch

Michael is now in love with Bowie

Jason Voorhees

Hello, did you bring home a bear cub?

It's a Newfoundland Dog? Never heard of those before

That's an Adorable face I can't resist

Jason's keeping a close eye on your puppy when they go outside

Jason decided to give them the name Teddy cause of the mistake he thought

Couple months later, Teddy is double in size from the day you brought them home

Poor Jason nearly had a heart attack when Teddy jumped onto the lake, but Teddy started to swim back to the shore

Fun fact: Newfoundlanders have webbed feet that's great for swimming and a thick coat to fight the chill of the water.

Jason will take Teddy on long hikes when you're at work

His face is going to he covered in slobber from Teddy

Michael Myers RZ

Oh God, there's a Bear in the house

Oh, it's a Dog

Definitely a Big Dog

Michael didn't know what to do, so he just patted their head

When he's just working on his masks, Danny is right beside him

When on the couch, he let's them lay on his lap

He would give a kiss if they kissed him first (But not with His Tongue lol)

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas met you with your big doggo when your car broke down near his mama's gas station

Thomas was shocked at the size of your dog. He thought it was a bear when he saw them.

Mickey was the name of your Canine pal

Holty got licked by Mickey whenever he sat down on the couch. Thomas couldn't help but snickered

Thomas would come up from the basement to see Mickey laying at the top of the stairs waiting for him.

Laying in bed, Mickey would wake him up with wet doggie kisses on his face

Luda would spoil them with little goodies

The Hewitt resident's is a Dogs dream place. A lot of running around and places to go have privatize

Peepaw Michael Myers

Michael was taken aback by this large Dog, he thought it was a bear at first

It just Woofed. it's a Dog

Normally, not a Dog person Michael felt differently with this Newfoundland Dog

Michael would be woken from his old man naps with a slobbery kiss from Arnold

Would definitely give them a scratching on their neck when he's reading a book

You catch Michael napping with Arnold on the couch

Michael may share his food with Arnold

Bubba Saywer

Bubba Squealed in delightment, seeing a puppy bolting towards him

You brought home a puppy to brighten up Bubba's mood

Nubbin being himself tried to play fetch with the new addition to the family

"A Newfoundland Dog? Do they find new land?" Chop Top asked

Drayton hopes the dog doesn't pee inside the house

Jed gotten bigger as the months go by

Bubba loves getting kisses from Jed, but not Drayton

A run outside with you and Jed

Happy man loves the Big Doggo

John Kramer

Long story short, you became a caregiver to him

You sometimes bring your 5-year-old Newfie dog with you to John's "place of work"

Definitely a highlight of his day when you're gentle gaint rest there head on his leg. Much easier for getting pats on their head

Kisses on his hands

One Apprentice hope they don't pee on the floor

Bonus Character:

Corey Cunningham

Doesn't want to let go of your puppy when he comes over

Automatically, his therapy Animal

Loves getting kisses from your puppy makes him feel much better

Definitely would stay with you overnight to be with your puppy longer

He would volunteer to dogsit when your go to work

His mother is going to wonder why he's covered in dog hair