#NEW BESTIE

[an-innocent-peep]

Tag your besties! : @c00kietin @catakiss @little--critter @izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin @skitswap @my other friends I'm sorry I can't remember yalls username!!

[urmomsideho]

Be my friend

HI NEW FRIEND

[killadelphias]

absolutely stunning little lady graced me tonight seeking shelter from the rain. so cute so curious. followed my finger along the glass once I was inside but she probs just wanted to stab me

[painsandconfusion]

Would u like a secret symbol that looks like a comma but isn't recognized as a comma by tumblr tags?

Give this bad boy a copy-paste and go nuts

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AAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH THANK YOU

[rookcoppinger]

Hey guys I’m taking new Will applications, this one keeps bullying me

[mywastelandperfection]

Honestly my new best friend 🧡 🐿

[marxism-transgenderism]

Everyone look at this cat

[linaselandbasil]

How da fuck.....

I thought you were already fucking following me, what

[between-two-fandoms]

Which was the ep of the recruit where you felt hooked into the story? Which was tour fave ep in general and why? Also did you have any expectations going into it and did the show meet them?

I gotta be honest I binged it straight through so the episodes blended together. I think I need a rewatch already since I finished it at 3am this morning lmao.

[s1ater]

If i knew you irl we would be besties ✌️ I love your fics sm !! ❤️❤️

no doubt 💯💯

and thank you lova !!

[sp00kysk3lly]

I think I am done with certain people in my life. I just can't cope with their shitty behavior anymore.

Last night, the first "friend" messages me. I will call her Friend FC (Fucking Cunt) :) FC messages me firstly during the day, asking what I am up to, which I told her I was just in the supermarket buying food for my birthday. She reads it and doesn't bother responding. I thought fair enough, I am busy anyway, I don't have time to be texting, even though it would have helped due to my anxiety in shops and supermarkets.

Then, later yesterday evening, she messages me again, about her blood test results. Which tbh I don't really GAF about, we're not that close in friendship, more acquaintances. So, anyway, I am being supportive with her "new diagnosis" which I think is fair considering she pisses me off pretty much 2 times a day at least. I tell her that I feel shitty with my mental health..... she just shuts it down and says "got to go, work in the morning."

So, let me get this straight FC, it's ok for me to listen to your fucking shit, but you don't have to listen to mine? Yeah, cause that's fair.

_

Today, I messaged my other friend, I will call her..... FB (Fucking Bitch) :P

I message her and say "sorry I haven't spoken, just been busy with some stuff going on (mainly the NHS). She says "it's ok" She then, proceeds to tell me that oh "I got my mouth surgery yesterday." (For people that don't know FB is the kind of person that rubs things in your face. So in this case she is getting implants something that I wanted something that i was hoping to get but got refused, she is getting them because mummy is paying for them. Mind you this is a 46/47 year old woman, so bit childish.)

And she always does it, ALWAYS! Rubs in the fact that she has "perfect healthcare", "perfect life" We wasn't even speaking about the fucking dentist or teeth. I mentioned NOTHING about the fucking thing. So, it just proves that she does it on purpose. Why mention it when I said nothing about it, I wasn't even saying anything about it.

I am just done with friends. I can't stand them anymore. They refuse to help me when i need it, they don't even care. They ALL fucking said they would read my fucking book Broken Trust... now what do you think they did? If you guessed that they didn't fucking read it, YOU GOT IT IN FUCKING ONE!

I even said to FB that I was writing a new book, but she didn't even act remotely interested in that shit. Just more interested in telling me about her precious fucking implants.

I hope they fucking fail for you bitch! I hope they fuck up so bad that you then have to pay 1000s and 1000s of £££ just to get them fixed. While I can just go to the dentist and have mine fixed for free! SO FUCK YOU ALL. DO NOT EXPECT A MESSAGE FROM ME IN THE FUTURE. YOU CAN WISH ME HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TOMORROW, BUT AFTER THAT I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING AFTER.

But its ok, because I will be hanging with my new bestie, @solarepiphany Least they actually give a shit and listen to me, unlike you all. And I do the same for them!

FRIENDSHIP WORKS BOTH WAYS!

[trajektna-linija]

[mrsbakashi]

Bro I feel so validated from all your reblogs of my naruto shitposts lmao thank u it made my day

(I’m also dumb and my now main account @sexy-jutsu-link isn’t able to send chats?? right ?? and the asks and ugh so confusing)

now that we're besties just leaving this here because I FREAKING LOVE THOSE SHITPOSTS. thank you for your great service.

[cerulean-city-gym]

Haha. Are you gonna play 16 when it comes out?

absolutely will!! i’ll make sure to live text you all of my thoughts as they come, now

[ichoric]

I had a dream about melinoe and we hung out and it was so cute

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman