#Nah what gave you that idea 😑

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

Squid bagging in the lobby seems to guarantee a reasonably tough battle with people not taking turf war too seriously.

If they don't, 87% of the time they'll just keep you in spawn and shark until you walk by trying to get to mid

[mitchywitchythings]

Some drinking headcanons with Todoroki Shoto!

Summary: What’s Todoroki Shoto’s reaction to drinking?👀

Warnings: Drinking, underage drinking, partying, lime, spicy, no actual smut, puking, hangover

Paring: Todoroki Shoto X Reader

Word count: 843 words

Masterlist

The first time you went drinking was when you graduated from Class 1-A to Class 2-A! The Bakugo squad decided it would be really cool to drink to your heart's content as a form of celebration

Mina your bestie for life, wanted you and your bf Shoto fucking hammered, seeing as it was his first time drinking

Your first time drinking was on your birthday last year, while Todoroki was doing his retake for his license

Safe to say Mina got you drunk so she was the one to take care of you the whole night

You guys drank at a club btw, Momo’s cousin was the owner so you girls had a night out, while a few guys from your class came. And by few I mean Sero, Kirishima, and Kaminari

Someone had to distract Iida and lie about going somewhere else

Good thing Shoto wasn’t there or he’d freeze and burn the 5 guys who tried to flirt with you

Ok so you guys end up keeping the night a secret from everyone who was excluded from that night, which included Shoto😭

Well all of that was true up until tonight at the graduation party, when Kaminari was yelling for everyone to take advantage and drink while Iida and Aizawa were out

Bruh, Kaminari slung his arm around your shoulder and began recalling your birthday and how you drank at least 10 glasses of different cocktail drinks

Shoto was like 👁️👄👁️😐🫤😑😯

Asked you why didn’t you tell him, you said it was a secret from everyone who wasn’t included that night, Shoto was sad at first why you didn’t tell him but all of that was erased when you gave him a peck on the lips

SMOOCH- MWAH MWAH 😘

After that Mina and Kaminari were behind you and legit made you drink

This was done by Kaminari grabbing your arms from behind you, holding you back and making you tilt your head back

Mina from in front of you quickly with ninja moves poured the whiskey into your mouth, straight from the bottle

Shoto stood there in shock and not sure what to do

But he was sure about one thing

Kaminari wasn’t going to hold his girlfriend ever again

Legit shoved off Kaminari and took his place, giving him a harsh death glare when Kaminari pouted, like his quirk, this boi literally bolted off to hide behind Kirishima

Midoriya who watched the situation unfold was like 😨😰

Uraraka was like 🫢🫣

Bakugo cackling on the ground- Bish can’t even breathe anymore

Mina made you down the whole bottle, getting you fucking hammered

Next thing Shoto knew was that you were on him

Nuzzling into his neck while whispering compliments and love confessions to him

Fuckkkk—

He was turned on-

He was so smitten with you, he would do anything for you

And that’s how he ended up drinking, Mina passed you a very expensive whiskey bottle

Courtesy’s of Endeavours black credit card ofc-

You asked him with puppy eyes to drink with you, no questions asked. He just drank it.

Midoriya tried to get him to stop but Shoto just brushed him off

Bakugo was cheering for Shoto because he was also so drunk

Ok so you and Shoto being drunk together was chaotic. So fucking chaotic

Which made it so fun-

On the dance floor dancing to whatever song they were playing, didn’t matter what

Shoto can’t dance, we all know this. But lemme tell you this, this little shit. Was dancing like he was born for it, he freaking matched your energy

You guys took more drinks throughout the whole night but that’s fine

Class 2-B entered the dorm and brought more drinks! Yayyy!!

More drinks!!🥳🥳🥳

Mina suggested you guys play 7 minutes in heaven, good idea??

Hell NAH!! That’s cuz you landed on Monoma Neito from class B, Shoto legit picked you up and threw Monoma the middle finger, carrying you bridal style to the closet

So many hickeys were visible on you after that

Lots of moans and groans came from the closet- oops

Everyone was cheering from outside cuz they were all drunk, even the innocent ones like Midoriya😤

They recorded having to pull Shoto off of you, and drag you guys out of the closet-

Damn that vid could go viral yk and his dad would be pissed AF lmaoooo

You and Shoto ended up passing out together on the couch, with a blanket wrapped around you guys

Everyone else passed out on the floor-

Woke up around noon with a major headache, running towards the toilet and throwing up

Shoto was besides you in an instant and held your hair back, rubbing your back in comfort

His turn was next. He also puked like A LOT.

But yeah, that’s ok because you guys had a really fun night last night!

Bonus:

Aizawa walks in on the dorm with everyone passed out

Legit closes the door and walks away

Iida goes in and is pissed🤬

Everyone kicked him out for being loud- lolll

[shannara810]

Sheriff: "So... tell me again why you kids thought that driving a fucking Impala in my town was a good idea 😠."

Nemo: "Baby was there and I always wanted to take her for a ride 😁."

Sheriff: "You always wanted to take her for a ride... you're not helping your case, smart-ass. You're what? Nine, Ten years old?"

Nemo: "Nah, I just look good for my age 😁."

Sheriff: "I don't like punks, smart-ass 😠".

Nemo: "Ohhh, trust me 😏. If you call this being a punk, you have seen nothing!"

Luke gave his brother a pat on the head. "Be good, Little Fin. He is only doing his job. We got lost, sir. Our uncle Gabriel should have babysat us, but he kinda went... POOF."

Sheriff: "I see... and why were you in your uncle's care? Where are your parents?"

The boys shared a look.

Nemo: "The official version is they're working; most likely they are having sex. But we pretend we don't know that".

The poor cop gushed coffee from his nostrils.

Sheriff: "WHAT?!"

Luke III: "Our parents love each other very much, sir 😁."

Nemo: "And have sex like bunnies 😁."

Luke III: "However we don't talk about this in the family. Grandfather is quite sensitive on the topic."

Nemo: "Well, Papàs did knock up Tata at sixteen 😏."

Luke III: "And had a crush on Grandpa Adam 😁."

Nemo: "Do you think he still has a crush? Grandpa Adam is very lovable!"

Luke: "Maybe".

Sheriff: "You're giving me a headache 😑. Who the fuck are you, kids?"

Luke III: "Luke..."

Nemo: "And Nemo..."

Both: "Jackson-Milligan".

Sheriff: "Nemo... like the fish? Your jokes are not funny, boy. Give me your real name!"

Nemo: "Hey! If Tata named my brother after himself and our Uncle, Papàs could call me the fuck he wanted!"

Sheriff: "Don't curse. Kids your age should not curse like old sailors! And what's your Tata's name then?"

The kids: "Lucifer 😁."

Sheriff: "I need a beer! Are you in a fucking cult, kids?!"

@darkcrowprincess

[scoopertrouper]

suuuuuuper random thoughts:

1. I just did a mini stancy drive-by in advance of possibly fully revisiting the first two seasons of stranger things (sue me i am an s3 apologist and have rewatched it A LOT. i’m just a sucker for ✨vibes✨.). the thing that struck me is just how UNFINISHED steve and nancy’s relationship is?

like truthfully nancy doesn’t seem to get much agency at all in the breakup, and i don’t know if that’s by design or bc the duffers just, like, didn’t think about it or know what to have her say. 😑 so, that’s one thing.

(i’m also having some inch resting thoughts abt nancy and her habit of more passively waiting for things to happen TO her in her romantic relationships, vs her approach to literally everything else in life. but they’re too complex and ill-formed to tease out atp.)

2. the other thing is that i think it’s kind of rich for anyone to say that the only reason nancy gave steve the time of day in s4 is because she and jonathan were apart, when 1) j*ncy made a conscious CHOICE to preserve and extend that separation and 2) the reverse is semi-true for s3 as well?

like obviously a little different because at least she and steve were still in the same town, but their storylines were largely kept in separate geographic silos until the battle chaos at the end so IMOP we have no idea how nancy would have reacted to being around steve and jonathan at the same time under less violent circumstances.

bc it’s not like when they WERE left alone j*ncy were giving portrait of a happy couple vibes all season. jonathan spent most of it in a perpetual state of agitation ranging from exasperated to downright pissed off with her, while he in turn seemed to register to her primarily as another cog in her investigation (a cog she kissed a few times to show “see, together!!”). the chem and the give and take were NOT there, and as someone who really was rooting for them in s1 and s2, that was wildly disappointing to me.

so in sum, i have no idea where they’re going with this. even tho i know what i personally am hoping for and what my gut is telling me is happening (bc the duffers are a lot of things but masters of romantic subtlety? nah.), i’ve spent a long time trying to unlearn the lessons embedded in my psyche by teen years spent behind bars in the joss whedon school of romantic sadomasochism. ☠️

thank you for coming to my TED talk.

(p.s. a third thought - while the long-ass wait between seasons means that, for a viewer, it feels like nancy and steve have been broken up forever and jon and nancy have been together since the stone age, in show real time it’s really only been like two years give or take? that is a laughably short period of time, especially for teenagers who are already experiencing intense periods of self-discovery compounded by the fact that they moonlight as guerrilla soldiers in a war against the supernatural. so this back-and-forth is not out of pocket.)