#Neta loves his baby she comes first before anything

[yesyourstalker]

Ikkan:....................................

Neta:.......................................

Cirrina:...................... So like..... Are we at aunt K's house yet?

Neta: we're ......... We're almost....* Cough*......... We're almost there....... Just another hour.........

Cirrina: you good Dad?

Neta: yeah...... Yeah I'm fine....

Ikkan:........... ...

Neta: I'm just a little nervous. I haven't talked to my aunt in maybe 14 years or so....... Not sure she'll recognize me.......

Cirrina: I'm 14

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Cirrina: is dad doing ok?

Ikkan: he's fine he's just a little on edge is all.

Cirrina: he's shaking

Ikkan: mm ......do you want me to drive?........... Why don't you sit in the back and look up the window okay?

Neta: yeah alright....... think I might take a small snooze

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Kat: she's pregnant?

Neta: yes

Kat: and it's yours?

Neta: yes

Kat: are you sure?

Neta: what are you trying to imply about Sylvia?

Kat: I'm just asking.... Just want to make sure that-

Neta: what that she's not a whore?...... I know it's mine..... And I don't want to leave her... Not like this

Kat: and how are you going to take care of this baby? You don't have money. You don't have a job?

Neta: I can get a job!! I can get my own fucking place!! Fuck I can go to the surface-

Kat: do you know how expensive it is to live on the surface? It's hard enough to bring one person up there but two more! You don't have enough money or experience up there to make it out on your own-

Neta:oh so suddenly you give a shit!!! all of sudden aunt k wants to be fucking provider... woooow.... where was she all these years!!... I know my way around the surface! I fought on the surface and I sneaked up to the surface all the time!!

Kat: watch your tone with me

Neta: Why so you can drop me off to my dad!?... Hehehe you'd like that?! just drop me off at the fucking curb or fucking train station?! Wait for him there!? That certainly worked the last time right?! Fortunately for you, I'm old enough to be on my own so the cops won't have to show up at your door to drop me off at 5am!!!!

Kat:.................................... I'm sorry.......he told me he was

Neta: he was on his way. He says that all the time and I don't understand why you keep on believing it................*ugh*...... You know what..fuck you....... I'm going to take care of her and I'm going to take care of our baby........... I... I'll marry her and I'll get a job....

Kat: how? You barely know her!!.... I just want you to think about this!!

Neta:I NOT GOING TO FUCK UP THIS KID LIKE YOU! YOU TWO DID TO ME!! I'M GOING TO LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU EVER LOVED ME!!!......... I know what I'm doing! I'm Taking responsibility for my actions. Unlike him.

Kat: Neta!! You! Are! A! Child!.... You don't know what you're doing and you can't do this by yourself!!

Neta: I'm 22 and I'm an adult-

Kat: you may be a adult physically and legally but mentally and emotionally especially right now........ baby you are not prepared for this responsibn-

Neta: im not your fucking baby....... don't even try that on me... Not anymore............. I've barely had any one in my life who I could trust..... when I did it didn't last very long........

Kat: Neta-

Neta: shut up! I'm done. I'm done with everything..... You never loved me.... None of you have........ I'm done being everyone's burden....

Kat:.... Neta.... You don't mean-

Neta: I hate you!

Kat: .................

Neta: I hate every single person in this Cod forsaking bunker! I never want to see any of you assholes again!...

Kat:.......... . ..*sigh*....... If that's how you feel..... I can't stop you. If you think this is the best for you and your child then go like you said you're an adult.

Neta:..............

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Cirrina: dad?.... Dad?! ... Daddy?!!

Neta: huh! Wha.... cirrina... Cici hi sweetie... Come here... [Kiss]

Cirrina: hehe

Neta:......*yawn*..... I went into a deep sleep.huh?.. Hahaha where's ikkan?

Cirrina: he's booking a room in the motel... I just want to see if you're okay dad

Neta: I'm fine sweetie. ....... [Kiss].... And I'll bounce back if I'm not.... You don't need to stress about me baby okay?

Cirrina: I just get worried sometimes.... I know you tell me not to......... But sometimes I see you and...*voice crack*... You look so tired...and- and upset and sometimes I wish I could do something and when I try it feels like I'm bothering you or that I'm making it worse... Like I'm being a burden..*crying*

Neta: come here baby girl..........[kiss. Kiss. Kiss] you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. Look at me. You are not and you never will be the burden to me.......... No matter how bad my day is and how bad I feel.......every time I see a little girl. And her sweet face. it makes everything worth it..................[hug and kiss]........

Cirrina: mmmm...*sniff*...I'm sorry Daddy.......

Neta: don't worry about Crab cakes..

Cirrina:........ Can you tell me something... You won't be mad or upset?.....

Neta: hm?

Cirrina: ............I used to hate you

Neta:............

Cirrina: when you were gone.... With squid squad..... I thought you left me and you didn't want me...... You were having so much fun on the surface. Making money, making friends, you left me behind......... I thought.......*crying*...... I thought you didn't love me anymore........

Neta: Crab cakes.... No.... Sweetie I love you..... I will always love you. Even before you were born, I loved you and the minute I held you I loved you even more.... And I would do anything to protect you and make your life easy..... I understand at the time that it didn't seem like it.... But I thought about you everyday, every minute and I couldn't wait to see you again............ I did all of this for you baby..... Every single choice I made I made for you. [Kiss]

Cirrina: I know that now dad hehe..... I just feel so dumb... I was so mad at you...... I thought you didn't care about me.... I hated you....

Neta: that's my fault... That's all my fault..... I should have reached out to you..... Wrote and called more. I'm sorry babygirl.......come here baby....Awww

Cirrina:hmmmmmm.[kiss]... It's ok. Love you dad

Neta:..I love you too......….............................. what's taking ikkan so long?

Cirrina:... I don't know hahahaha... He's not really good at talking to people.

Neta: hahahaha he really isn't... You should see him order food. It is terrible...if he can't order through an app he's doomed. Hehehe If it's not about a record label or scheduling shows he's a disaster when it comes to talking to people....... let me check up on-

Ikkan: I talked to the front desk lady and I got a room! I also ordered a pizza!... So there!! I know you two were talking shit.

Neta: aww babe! You did it!.... I wasn't talking shit... I love you. Right cirrina?

Cirrina: right! Hehehe we weren't saying anything

Ikkan: uh huh... Hope you enjoy shrimp and anchovies pizza

Neta: you know I do!!... Let's go babies! Get some food and some sleep.......................... Ikkan?

Ikkan: Yes

Neta: did you book a room with only one bed?

Ikkan: I said two beds but she put in one bed and I didn't correct her.

Cirrina:.*snort*hahahahahhaahhah

Ikkan: I'm sorry

Neta: [kiss] it's ok.hehehe... We can all share it.........for one night.. Aww it'll be just like when you were a baby Cici!! Remember when you were little and you had a nightmare? You used to sleep with me and Mommy?! Awww

Cirrina: Dad!.....*sigh*...... I'll take the left side.

Mahi? Mahiiiii?!...... Huh I guess they weren't in this one.. @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

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[angstyclowns]

Yo! So I just finished reading the Class 1A x Hidden Omega Reader, and I'm obsessed! Can I request some more of that? Like how the student characters specifically react and how they handle it, and of course more Dadzawa

Alrighty! Let’s do this!

VV SLIGHT MANGA SPOILERS VVV

This also got kind of long so I put a cut!

Class 1-A x Hidden! Omega! Reader!

Class 1-A. The a stands for angels

So, let’s go back to the previous point for a hot second and re-touch on some stuff I said there. 

Midoriya. 

Izuku ‘cinnamon roll’ Midoriya can be one scary motherfucker. Alright? 

With one for all down, and the new discovery of black whip, he could make fucking All might wet himself. 

Alrigh? This alpha knows what it’s like to be bullied because of things out of your control and he abso-fucking-lutely doesn’t stand for this shit. 

And the worst part of this all is no one expects him. 

Midoriya? You mean the kid that walked into the door then apologized to it? 

That quickly turns into-

Midoriya? You mean that alpha that nearly tore out someone’s throat when they laughed at you?

Like he can be scary. 

The same thing goes to Eijirou ‘Sunshine shark’ Kirishima

He rarely uses not only his alpha status but his intimidating features when dealing with people. 

But when it comes to you?

Baby shark -> Daddy shark REAL FUCKING QUICK

His teeth are snarling and glimmering in the light as whoever’s bugging you slowly backs away 

Again, it’s worse than people like Bakugo and Todoroki because no one expects them. 

Sunshine and lollipops aren’t expected to burn you when you least expect it. 

When they’re with you though, it’s like it all turns around. They’re purring, laughing, scenting, everything. They  even have snacks in their bags for a moments notice. 

Todoroki and Bakugo and the next on the list of to-be-feared.

Their outrageously protective, but what sets them away from the other two is that their outright with their protectiveness. 

Todoroki didn’t originally get the feeling his alpha was yelling at him about, but when he overheard you explaining to Midoriya and Kirishima about how it’s natural for their alpha’s to feel protective over you 

Bakugo refuses to admit he’s protective over you. 

But he is. Everyone sees it. Everyone sees the omega-special meals he pre-preps for you for lunch. They see him scenting a sweater for your nest ever other week without a complaint.  They see it all. 

He has come to accept the role as your personal chef albeit with mumbled grumbles. 

 Now, Let’s move on to the other students. 

Aoyama is your personal designer, alright? alright. Like he’s constantly designing you new outfits and gifting you new shirts, jackets, pants, socks, undergarments

Okay- that sounds weird I know. But Aoyama means nothing but good things. He asked you beforehand and explained that if he custom makes them it’s a win-win. He gets practice and you get things that fit like their supposed to. 

And you swear, he has a second quirk that allows him to make the comfiest bras. And not just sports bras, all bras. Like classy black and lacey ones that make everything look good or spicy red ones that make you preen with pride when you look at yourself in the meeting.  And he’s living for doing this for you. 

Mina is also one of your go to fashion people. she picks out outfits and finds amazing fits for your figure. 

Between her and Aoyama your like a mini fashion show everyday. 

She, like aizawa, has an app that tracks your heats, so she knows when they come before you do. 

Tsuyu is your level headed friend that keeps your bursting out in sobs when frustrations come to a new head. She’s one of the few allowed in your nest without having to ask before hand. 

Tenya! Tenya Iida also has the app! And emergency snacks! And an emergency heat pack both in the dorms and in class. 

He’s also firm in making sure bigots can’t get near you, but sometimes he’s stuck with the rules and unable to do anything. 

People like Koda, Ojiro, Fumikage, Sato and Shoji are always down to comfort you with hugs and cuddles when you feel overwhelmed.

And Shoji hugs are best hugs- change my mind. 

Hagakure, Ochako and Momo have snacks hidden everywhere for you. 

And blankets. 

Momo, Todoroki and Iida are constantly buying new blankets for your nest. 

Ochako hums you to sleep in her arms on nights you can’t sleep. 

Jiro also sings you to sleep.  She’s also allowed in your nest without asking. 

The rocker girl makes it her priority to teach you any instrument of your choice and she’s super  patient with you. 

Kaminari and Sero are the first people to tickle you into crying pleas of mercy and giggles when your upset. These two are the alphas  that will drop everything to make you feel better. 

Honestly, you’ve lost count how many times you’ve been sandwiched between them on Sero’s hammock, watching Disney+ on a television sitting on a table a little ways away. 

Dadzawa is also high on the to-be-feared list. Alright? 

Like he has rules. 

No talking to alphas that you don’t know. 

No talking to anyone you don’t know. 

No venturing off just because something is shiny. 

No- 

The list goes on. 

Aizawa gives you his personal number-- along with the rest of the class-- so you always have a way to contact him. 

He saves you under ‘Favorite child’ but no one needs to know about that. 

Mic knows. Mic also has you saved under favorite child. He’s not shy about that like Aizawa is.

Aizawa always stands next to you when the class goes somewhere. 

when you guys went to the museum he was forced to purchase a backpack with a leash. 

Whenever you guys go somewhere, he has one of the alphas in class hold the leash. 

Its most, of the time, Shoji or Iida. 

Todoroki used to be there, but after buying out half a gift shop using Endeav-whores credit card....

Yeah, Aizawa can’t trust him anymore. He needs someone who will be firm with you and keep you on track. 

He’s the definition of papa bear tbh. 

Like ever wonder why I haven’t mention M*neta in this post?

Mineta once stole one of your custom made sets from Aoyama. 

You had cried, not because you were upset but because you thought you lost them. 

Aoyama explained that he knew you didn’t loose them because he was there when you put them away.

A few alphas put the pieces together but none were as angry as Aizawa. 

You still shiver thinking of the angry rage he expressed. 

M*neta was expelled that day. 

Moral of the story, class 1-A loves you.

And you love them!

[curlybitch]

Main 3 + Aizawa with a S/O who's quirk causes them to fall asleep/pass out after using it

Im pretty sure this is gender and race neutral but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Bakugou

The first time its happens he’s sister S H O O K

Like damn bitch really?

Your probably training when it happens

Your quirk allows you to send out high energy electrons to break particles in solids and liquids apart at the molecular level

Yeah you know your shit

anyway the high energy electrons reside within your body and when you send them out it depletes your energy by lowering your glucose production

Yeah that makes like very little sense but it sounded smart in my head

So yall are going against robots in some training sim

You’ve been put on the same team and you guys absolutely DESTROY the sim

Metal and other things used to make a robot strewn all over

Hes panting, Hunched over with his hands still popping and a murderous look on his face.

He turns to look at you smirk curling the ends of his mouth as he lets out a “how about it you stupid fucking extra. Not bad."

You turn to look at him as well a small smile making itself known before your face goes blank and you tip backwards to fall into a heap on the ground

Or at least you would haveif he hadn’t caught you

He had snatched your wrist at the last moment as it had limply swung in the air and he pulls you into his chest and wraps his arm just under your shoulder blades

He iS fReAkING oUt 

His Crush just fucking collapsed like

HOW????

Legit brushes past Allmight who was your teacher for the class and hauls ASS to recovery girl

Like

He thought you were dead

On his way out he heard Kaminari mumur a “Ms.Kesha. MS.KESHA!! omfg she fuckin dead”

He’ll get pikachu for that later though

When he learns its just a side effect of your quirk he’s less worried but still v concerned. 

When you do finally start dating Expect him at your side whenever you guys are working on quirks

After Training camp your stamina increases though so he’s a little less worried

Always provides Carbohydrates needed to get your energy up

“EAT YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BEING"

If you fall asleep on him or his stuff (like maybe yall were studying or smth) you best believe he’s not getting his shoulder/side of his body/bed or whatever back

He loves you so much like he really does want whats best for you

Todoroki 

Oh shit

Is probably the most protective of you ngl

You better be prepared to get smothered

The first time it happens he kind of just watches with a blank yet panicked look as you collapse 

Its at USJ after the teachers arrive

You had barley been holding it together in the landslide zone with Shouto since hagakure was literally nowhere to be seen

You could create force fields and send out compressed air blasts. The problem is when using your quirk getting oxygen through the force fields is hard and when you send out blasts of air 62% of it comes from your lungs.

By the time snipe shoots the first shot your vision is hazy and your having a hard time standing

Shouto notices this and stands a little closer worried you may be under the effect of a villain’s quirk.

you bend over falling onto your hands and knees (😏) as your face tents red under your darker skin

By the time you do fall into unconscious he snaps out of it and rushes over to you.

He picks you up as a pro comes over asking whats wrong.

When he learns its an effect of your quirk he’s like

DAMN

Like your own quirk basically chokes you and your so nonchalant when you wake up he’s ???

When y'all finally do get together don’t worry/

Need to get your inhaler prescription but insurance wont cover it He has Endevawhores credit card 

So ready to spoil you with that assholes money

He legit buys an oxygen tank just so he can carry it so that if you look like you need it he can provide you with air

He thinks your so amazing like your quirk literally works against your body and your still out here getting your grind on

(Grind on him though pls-)

You have a higher blood oxygen ratio than most people so your lighter than average and at first he’s worried

“Baby, please eat”

“Y/N Are you hungry?”

Once you explain to him why your weight is the way it is he calms down a little

Still spoils you though

Midoriya  

OH baby

He knows what its like to have a quirk that effects you negatively 

Is 100% there for you

The first time it happens he crys

Baby boy Thought that he lost you before he could confess

Your quirk allows you to manipulate peoples minds

It’s basically an illusion quirk but you make people see what you want them to see

The problem is-

It takes alot of brain power for you to do that 

Even though your big brain

(Big Brain)

It still exhausts you on a mental and emotional level. Especially emotionally if you make some dark shit

During the Activity on the first day you to make your classmates and your teacher think you did well. 

Afterwards When your ranked 6th your so fucking tired you pass out.

He panics because you fall back right onto him.

M*neta was so jealous

He really loves you in like

The purest way

He thinks that you probably wouldnt want to date him because most girls like guys who are taller than them

You guys are about the same height

Hes also really timid and insecure

PLEASE REASSURE HIM

Falling asleep on his shoulder during bus rides

Sleeping in his bed while he does his homework

Just showing you trust him

He wants you to know he can provide for you in emotional ways

Probably has a whole notebook dedicated to your quirk

Helps you think of ways to make it more offensive

Ways to combat it

Hes got you

Aizawa

You fall asleep all the time

Half the time it's just cause your in the habit of sleeping after your shift at hero work

LIKE

Bitch

Tf

Him too

You guys are both underground heroes but you met back in your 1-A days

Well his 2-A days but who's counting

So he already knows what's happening the first time you collaspe

Your quirk is called Silent Night (lmao now I'm just making shit up)

Your quirk allows you to decrease or completely eradicate sound and sight in a person/group

This can be a steady decrease or not

Anyway by doing this it creates a ringing in your ears and back in your early days it caused splitting headaches and Black out migranes

It also can cause black spots Dancing around your vision

You get really disoriented

The first time your patrols synced you guys had to take out a large drug ring

You had to block the sight and sound of about 200 men and women who were on a less than legal position

When you guys get them all cuffed with the help of a few other heroes and the police have finally arrived you all but collaspe against the wall of the building

Black spots dance in your vision as your ears ring

He slowly walks over to wear you seem to be rapidly falling into unconsciousness and puts a hand on your shoulder

He calls over a medic even though he knows they cant exactly help you as it's a side effect of your quirk

Expect naps together

All

The

Time

He shares his sleeping bag and yall are cuddled up so close

Even though it's pretty big cause hes 6 feet tall do the sleeping bag is about 8ft and drowns your ass

He just loves having you close!

So uh...this is my first reader insert so tell me how it is...?

Leave me a ask or dm me one???

I'll try (pretty much) anything once!!!

EDIT: AHHHHH

Also please please PLEASE send me an ask cause a bitch is bored.

[frozenprocedural]

TDOE... something. I’m way off

It’s “Scales” today, but I’m so far behind, I’m just posting even if it’s not related to the prompt. I actually was going to use this for Elsarik week 2020, but that clearly NEVER happened. So I get to post it now.

I mean, Alarik under anesthesia. What’s not to love? As always, he, and Neta belong to @patricia-von-arundel. I just air him out now and again.

@bepoets, can you find TWW reference? ;)

Rating: G

Flirt

Anna found Elsa, still wearing a paint-splattered shirt- it must have been craft day in the classroom- sitting in a folding chair, staring at the empty space where the room's hospital bed should have been. Anna pulled up another chair and sat down next to her.

"I'm going to kill him." Elsa gritted out.

"Please don't. It took long enough for the two of you to get together. Plus, I refuse to explain to Neta why her uncle isn't visiting her anymore."

That was enough to pull Elsa's gaze away from the wall. She gave Anna a weak smile, and accepted the embrace her sister offered. 

"You okay?" Anna asked when they pulled apart.

"That really depends on your definition of 'okay'."

"Elsa." 

"What do you want me to say, Anna? My idiot husband decides he's going to climb up a rock wall to collect a specimen without the proper climbing equipment, falls, and breaks his leg. But does he call 9-1-1? No! He gets one of his assistants to drive him an hour to the hospital. An hour. And do you know how I find out? He calls me, while in the car, and tells me he 'hurt himself' and is going to get his leg 'checked out'. Nevermind that it's swollen to twice it's normal size or that there's a bulge in the middle of his leg. But, it's fine, he doesn't need immediate medical attention for that!"

She slumped forward with a groan. "And this happens in the middle of the day, with my students elbow-deep in paint, and I have to leave them to come here. It's just…" 

Elsa made a frustrated noise, and Anna placed an arm around her shoulder. Before anything could be said, they were interrupted by the sound of a bed being wheeled in.

"Mrs. Geatland?" 

Elsa stood up so quickly the chair she'd been in nearly toppled over. On the bed, Alarik was almost lost in a cocoon of blankets, with only his head sticking out. His skin was extremely pale- even for him, and his face tense with pain. Nevertheless, he managed a weak smile and a soft "Hello, Darling". 

Elsa shot him a glare before turning to the nurse and doctor flanking his bed. "What did he manage to do to himself?"

The doctor, a sturdy-looking woman with dark, curly hair, smiled sympathetically. "I'm Doctor Barlett," she extended her hand and Elsa took it briefly, "and unfortunately, based on the x-rays, Alarik has sustained fractures on his tibia and fibula- the long bones of the lower leg- that are going to require surgery to repair." 

Dr. Barlett went over to the lightbox and flipped it on, placing an x-ray image on its surface. The X-ray showed a clear break in both bones, with part of the tibia pressing against the outside of the skin. "We are going to drill into the tibia to insert a rod for stabilization, and place a plate on the fibula. With that and physical therapy, Alarik's outlook for recovery is very good. I do need you to go over some forms with Leisel, Mrs. Geatland," she indicated to the nurse at her side, "and then we'll prep him for surgery. You can walk with him to the theater and we'll set you up in the waiting area." 

Elsa looked almost as pale as Alarik did, but she nodded, leaned down to press her forehead against his before following Leseil to the computer. As soon as she was out of sight, Alarik motioned frantically towards Anna. She raised an eyebrow and came over to his side, leaning in close. 

“Anna, I’m scared.”

She took his hand. "Hey, that's normal. Surgery is-"

"No, not the surgery. Okay, maybe a little bit, but I'm really scared of what happens afterwards."

"Do you mean not waking up? Alarik, you're perfectly healthy, and-"

"No, what if I wake up and the anesthesia messes with my brain? And I start…" he looked around fearfully before lowering his voice "flirting with a nurse or doctor?"

Anna squinted. "Wait, what? You're going into surgery after a major break, and you're worried about flirting with the hospital staff?"

"Not so loud! Yes! Elsa doesn't deserve that! I've already put her through so much- I can't have my mind thinking it's okay to sweet-talk with someone else! She's my wife! The woman I love!" Alarik threw his head back into the pillow.

"Right now, I'm going to guess whatever pain meds they have you on are already messing with you. But look, if that actually becomes a problem, I'll take care of it then. Not sure how, but I'll figure it out."

Alarik lifted his hand, extending his pinkie. "Promise?"

Anna gripped it with her own, fighting the urge to roll her eyes. "I promise, you dork."

………….

Several long hours later, Elsa and Anna were ushered back to a recovery room after being told Alarik's surgery was successful. 

"He's still coming off of the anesthesia, so he may not make the most sense at the moment." Leisel explained as she led them back. "Here we go." 

She pushed open the room door, revealing Alarik, sporting a bulky new cast, resting on the bed, his eyes closed. "I'll be back in a bit to check up on him." Leisel closed the door behind her, and they went over to the bed. Elsa picked up Alarik's hand.

"Hello, Alarik."

His face scrunched up, relaxed, and he slowly opened his eyes. He blinked, his gaze bleary, before looking over at Elsa and grinning widely.

"Hi."

"How are you feeling?"

"Gooooood." Alarik’s gaze flitted around the room, before landing back on Elsa. He squinted. "Hey, are you here to take care of me?" 

She chuckled, brushing a stray curl away from his forehead. "Yes, of course."

She wasn't sure how he could grin any more, but he did. "Niiiiice. I like that. I like that a lot. You're really beautiful. I mean, I bet you already know that, but you're gorgeous. If you were my wife, I'd be telling you that every day. Why are you laughing? I like that laugh."

Elsa put her hand to her mouth, struggling to contain her growing mirth. "You goose, I am your wife." She brought their hands together so that he could see the rings. "See?"

His eyes went wide and he shot upright with his mouth hanging open. "Wait, we're married!? How!?"

Now there was no chance of holding back her laughter. "The usual way, of course. You proposed, I said yes, and we had a wedding." Behind her, Anna cackled.

"You forgot the part where he broke his wrist trying to propose to you." Anna added. 

"I did?" Alarik lifted his hands, turning them over before dropping them and blinking at Anna. "Are you here to take care of me too?"

Anna grinned, making no attempt to hide the phone she was holding up to record him. "Sort of. I'm Anna. Elsa's sister. Your sister-in-law."

Alarik grinned. "You seem fun."

Anna bent double, her sides heaving as she howled with laughter. Alarik giggled along- a surprisingly high-pitched giggle, which only made Anna laugh all the harder. 

"You two." Elsa sighed, but she couldn't suppress her own smile. Eventually Anna calmed down, and Alarik snapped his head back to Elsa, as if remembering something.

“Wait, do we have kids?”

Elsa's gaze took on a faraway look, and her hands twined together. Eventually, she answered him in a voice so soft it was barely audible.

"Not… not yet. But… soon."

"Soon?"

Elsa stood, turning sideways, and pulled her blouse tight, displaying the small swell in her middle. "About four months from now."

Alarik's face was euphoric. “We’re… we’re going to have a baby!? Oh, that’s… that’s just… Oh my God…” His eyes were wet. “Did you hear that, Anna? I get to have a baby with this incredible, amazing, darling woman, and…” He broke down, tears streaming down his face.

“Yup.” Anna responded over his growing sobs. “You did pretty much the same exact thing the first time Elsa told you.”

“Alright,” Elsa said, pressing Alarik back into the bed. Her own eyes were suspiciously wet as well. “I think this is your way of telling me you need some rest now. We can talk when you’re more lucid. Get some rest.”

Alarik’s eyes were already at half-mast, and he was clearly drained from crying. “Okay. Will you stay with me?”

She smiled, pushing away the curls from his forehead. “Of course. Now, get some rest. I’ll be right here.”

Alarik grinned, his eyelids slipping shut. “‘Niiiight.” 

“Goodnight” Elsa and Anna chorused. Within moments, he was fast asleep, snoring gently. 

Elsa looked over at her sister. “Please, for the love of all things good and holy, tell me you got that all on video.”

Anna grinned and flashed her a thumbs-up. 

[bakatenshii]

Shouto x Marquie HCs

It’s 00:48AM here so technically it is no longer your birthday, but let’s just pretend it is because it’s the 17th in some time zone okay.

I wish I could say I came up with this concept all by myself, but my other ovary @theygottheircages actually did, so you could say she co-wrote this. Anyways, don’t kill me for the first few bits, I promise it’ll get better! Happy birthday my love, my ray of sunshine @mindninjax you deserve all the love in the world.

Shouto Todoroki was never brought up like most children; childhoods filled with laughter and friends, aimless ambitions and whatnot.

He never had any experience interacting with others his age, or anyone really in general. Which brings us to:

Bullet point 1: Shouto Todoroki does not understand social cues.

Shouto Todoroki is a loser

It’s almost painful for us to see him stumble into conflicts in conversations he has no part of being in. (It provides some good entertainment, though)

But Shouto being Shouto, glorified hotter version of Zuko (I SAID WHAT I SAID), still has girls throwing themselves at his feet. No one is surprised. (Except maybe M*neta)

But Shouto also being Shouto means he has no fucking clue about how to treat a girl.

This boy can barely read the room, you think he can understand women? Madness

So as per, after Shouto’s third dumping, everyone came up with a game:

A bet; How long before Shouto gets broken up with this time?

Is it mean? Maybe a lil. But is it funny? It sure fucking is.

He doesn’t get it. Shouto? Cue the confused math lady meme.

He just doesn’t understand why these girls pursue him for weeks, spill their loves out to him, to... break up with him a week later? r/woosh

Anyways, the most recent break-up had him more confused than usual. The girl had said something along the usual lines of, ‘you just don’t get me, do you even like me?’, but then there was a comment slid in there about how she’d found another man who’d treat her better.

Another man? So she didn’t like him while they were dating?

Bullet point 2: Shouto Todoroki did not ask to be cucked.

Up til now, yall are probably like, this is just Shouto slander! Angel, where is protagonist!! We didn’t sign up for this!!! (Except you did, welcome to my blog where I make the rules hehe)

And for this crack headcanon, we throwin’ in a lil twist. In this headcanon, the hero’s not gonna save our protagonist. Our protagonist saves our hero.

Enter: Marquie

Well, technically, Marquie is exiting the building (Angel shut up you’re not funny) of her work when she spots a suspicious young man...

setting fire. To what? fuck knows. 

But there’s the distinct flare of flames that are lighting up the alleyway (yes! another alleyway!! sue me!!!)

and Marquie? Nah, she’s not having that. How dare someone commit arson, do they know how environmentally damaging that is? God

She marches up to the man, already preparing the script to tell him off:

“What are you doing? We can’t afford more pollution, not in this city—“

He turns around and she comes face to face with... 

a Zuko cosplayer. 

With duo-coloured eyes and duo-coloured hair.

It’s all a lil ridiculous because who the hell dyes their hair that colour, but also more concerning is that he’s setting fire to what looks like the iceberg that sank the Titanic. 

(cue a tomato being thrown on stage because that’s positively the worst joke I’ve made up to date)

He just stares at her though, because frankly, he’s a lil slow.

No, but genuinely the screws in his brain’s just turning tryna figure out why this woman’s just coming at him before—

oh.

and he proceeds to deadpan an explanation about being a hero and his quirk that frankly is a bit too convenient but he’s cute and Marquie’s a bit of a sucker for cute boys so.

Marquie!! do we need a bit of background info? Well I’m about to spoonfeed it to yall anyways.

Marquie is the human embodiment of a ray of sunshine, can make conversation with just about anyone, and honestly, you just subconsciously get whirled into it. Caught up in her flow and whatnot.

Which is precisely what happens, and yeah sure, Shouto’s not giving her much to work with, bc since when was he the talker of the century?

He’s still got the same expression on his face, but he’s enjoying it. He swears, can you not tell?

For once, he doesn’t feel as if the girl’s expecting anything out of him, doesn’t feel pressured to fulfill her image of him, whatever that is. He hasn’t even figured it out himself.

She’s so excited, as she always is. Soon as she realized he wasn’t harming the environment, in fact, staying behind to clean up his mess, he was in her good books.

And a hero? Mate, she’s got a list of questions the length of that Spongebob meme. You know the one. (no, not the ‘The’ one.)

It happens naturally, they’re just going with the flow. He’s still not giving out much input, but she’s more than content with whatever singular-word answer he gives.

It’s fun, and cute, blah blah, their personality just meshes, you know?

They’re grabbing food together because Marquie’s just got off work, and he’s off patrol, and honestly, why the fuck not.

The story’s gotta progress somehow, init.

And the story progresses like this:

They start spending more time together, because the area he patrols just happens to be where she works. 

(God! Angel pulling the strings of fate once again.)

He’s frankly surprised she’s not gotten bored of him, or been offended he seemed so ‘disinterested’ (even though he doesn’t think so, it’s just his face, probably)

She’s happy with him just the way he is, he’s good company, although Marquie could make anyone good company. She’s just that likeable.

She knows how to have a good time, and if she has a good time? You can’t help but also have a good time.

I knooow the motto of my blog is ‘fuck a slow burn’ but man, you want me to write fast burn Shouto? (I didn’t make a pun, everyone thank me for that.)

He’s surprised, you know? Never has a girl just spoken to him so casually, without any traces of ulterior motives (not that he could’ve picked any up, what even are social cues?) and somehow, she’s always managed to know what he’s feeling.

She says something like— I can tell by the expression on your face, it’s pretty obvious— to which we reply:

No, Marquie. That’s just you. Shouto’s got a total of 2 distinguishable expressions and it’s when he sees Endeavor and when he doesn’t.

So yeah, whatever, we all know where this is going. He’s blushing more around her, finding himself wanting to see her more and, what do you know.

Bullet point 3: Shouto Todoroki’s got a crush.

Not that he knows what that is. But Marquie sure does, so instead of the guy taking the lead (because fuck gender roles!! yeah!) she makes the first move.

And when she tells him he’s an idiot for not realizing, we’re all snorting because— now you realize he’s an idiot?

Yeah he’s an idiot, but he’s her idiot, you know?

(GAG, VOMIT)

And maybe he’s googling for the first time: Where to take a girl out on the first date? What to buy a girl for her birthday?

He can’t for the life of him figure out why he doesn’t want to fuck this up this time, but it’s okay baby, we’re all patiently waiting for you to grow up. It’s okay. (It’s kinda endearing)

And that leads us to our final point:

Bullet point 4: Shouto Todoroki will never be cucked again. Marquie has saved him from the cucking, congratulations.

You heard it here first: Cuck Wars 2020 has been ended by Marquie. 

tags: @enjifuckersupreme , @theygottheircages , @yukiimanic , @lookslikeleese , @rat-suki , @baku-no-alt , @blahkugo , @sanguinekeigo , @pomsuki , @zahrashallucinations , @saratour , @red-riot-girl642

[bepoets]

Review for Trish’s Dream Fic

Trish ( @couragedontdesertme  ) said she’d write an epilogue of the elsarik dream Fic if I made a Formal Review of the elsarik dream fic. So here we are.

Please note review should be taken VERY LIGHTLY this is more or less me re-reading the Fic and loudly yelling about things with too many exclamation points. Enjoy Trish.

Ch1

First of all imagine my fucking surprise I didn’t even know you had gotten work done on the dream fic???? Here I was thinking the link you sent me was the next chapter of city of ice and then I click on it and it saYS DREAM FIC???? E X C U S E M E oh my goodness

The first section is just so entirely domestic and beautiful and you can tell how lived in and content they are in their life as roommates. ALARIK (listen my phone autocorrects ALARIK to be in all caps and I’m too lazy to fix it so y’all are gonna have to deal with reading ALARIK’s name as if I’m yelling it every time I type it) anyway ALARIK just bringing her the chocolate croissants she loves so dearly and Elsa curling up with a book and him fretting and worrying over her being there alone all day and later... it’s just SO DOMESTIC. it’s such a small short moment but it’s so domestic and a perfect opposite of the PAIN THAT HAPPENS AFTER!!! And we al know I LOVE READING PAIN

The fact that ALARIK was only home late because he was doing tutoring to earn more money to by Elsa A PRESENT????? Shut up no one speak to me that’s true love but also PAINFUL the guilt he must feel oh my god

Elsa...stops struggling... because she doesn’t want ,,,, ALARIK ,,,, to get hurt. Because she cares for his safety more than her own because he has protected her and he is her friend and she loves him I am going to SCREAM

The fact that you use the phrase ~marching her out of the warmth of the room~ when she just used her magic to like cover the walls in frost makes my Heart burst cause idk if it was intentional or not but I just love the thought that this room has become Home to her it’s become safe and beautiful and lovely and WARM because it is full of love and friendship and companionship rather than the cold loneliness of say her ice palace of her locked room as a child. I like to think Elsa could have covered the room entirely in ice and snow and frost and it would still feel warm to her because of the love that’s developed there thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Ugh fuck hans

I have literally no words other than fuck hans for any section with hans in it I DONT even want to RECOGNIZE THAT HE EXISTS !!! Making Elsa feel like she’s nothing I am going to punch him in the eye

~ALARIK weeps over smushed chocolate croissant. End scene~

I know that it’s such a heartbreaking sad ending for that first chapter but also I really can’t stop laughing about him crying over a stepped on croissant since I know that your like planning note for that last scene was literally just some variant of ALARIK cried over a smushed croissant and that’s just such a funny IMAGE TO ME EVEN THOUGH ITS SAD

I just like to imagine ALARIK cradling the chocolate croissant in his arms like a bébé as he sobs

Ch2

I’m fucking S A D

ALARIK having like NO MONEY and just thinking about that the money he has was going to go to a gift for Elsa and the guard LAUGHING AT HIM LIKE THATS IT THATS ALL YOU HAVE?? Like shut UP HES TRYING TO SAVE HIS BELOVED

P e t t y c h a n g e HE IS TRYING MR GUARD I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW HE WORKED EXTRA TO GET THAT MONEY

ALARIK is so fucking DEVOTED I’m going to run through a goddamn wall I cannot cope. Willing to sell the clothes off his back have you ever seen an idiot more iN LOVE

ALARIK just going willingly cause he has no fight left in him and he just wants to see Elsa even if it means he gets imprisoned too oh my GOD

THE SCENE ITS THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!

STRAIGHT FROM TRISH’S SUBCONSCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT STARTED IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

ALARIK wanting to hold her hands when her hands are what are chained up and seen as dangerous and what ~make her a witch~ the absolute love and power that holds.

LET ALARIK AND ELSA HOLD HANDS

“I promised to keep you safe” the pain I feel oh mY GOD

“They’ll KILL you” they’re really out here trying to protect each other at all costs oh my god nothing matters more to the other than keeping the other safe and for that I want to cry and love them and also I want to ram their heads into the wall because wHY WONT THEY JUST PROTECT ESCH OTHER TOGETHER

The PARALLEL OH MY FUCKING GOD

the P A R A L L E L of ALARIK stilling and no longer struggling when the guards threaten Elsa’s death in the same way that Elsa stilled and stopped struggling when they threatened ALARIK’s death oh my god that broke me right there

U g h hans fuck that guy

A N N A !!!!!!!!

When I first read this,,, I DONT know why??? But for some reason??? I didn’t think Anna would be in it???? Which like thinking back on that it makes no sense of COURSE Anna would be in the FIC why would I ever think otherwise. But anyway I was so surprised when she showed up I literally gasped and went ANNA??? Out loud because I was so shocked

ALFAFA GERANIUM

ALARIK really is just so bad under pressure who thought this was a good idea

AG FOR SHORT wink wink nudge nudge cough cough

I’ll be thinking about ALARIK shouting alfafa geranium on my death bed let us never forget

“No harm, no foul” is literally the most fucking Anna line I’ve ever heard. She absolutely would say that to someone who was being question for a crime she’d be like “it’s not biggy”

Why is it that when hans says “BUT ANNA!!!” I hear it like he’s wining like a petulant child I read it like “bUT annNNAAAAA” ugh I hate him

“Don’t scream” *ALARIK’s inner monologue* “this ,, is the story of how I died”

ILL HELP YOU HELP HER ESCAPE!!!!! HELL YEA YOU WILL ANNA HELL YEA YOU WILL

Ch3

My dumbass really went “why are none of the children named neta” before remembering that is the child of Anna and Kristoff and these...are the children of Anna ,,, and .... ugh please don’t make me say his name

I would die for these kids though I love them and I want to protect them at all costs 

Johannes at 5 (and a half!!!!) being a fine soldier GOOD FOR HIM

Isak owns my entire heart from the moment he started fake crying for his mother what a star performer a true Actor he’s too good

Arendellian Royal Guards, are they guards? Or are they simply baby sitters? The world may never know

JOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of the babies being named JOAN!!! Hang in there Joan!!!!!!!!! That made me cry oh my god J O A N

Bébé Isak lookout supreme with his big eyeballs and smile and goofy lil salute I love him

The fact that Elsa says she felt stupid for being lured into a false sense of security means she felt secure and safe for literally the first time since she was a child when she was with ALARIK and I cannot properly articulate how much that made me cry I love that so much that has to mean sO MUCH TO HER oh my god

“You have to get out!! Do the magic!!” NO ONE SPEAK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT THIS LINE FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS I LITERALLY WEPT

the use of DO THE MAGIC oh my god AND ELSAS HEART LIKE BREAKING BECAUSE SHE FEELS LIKE SHE CANT

DO ! THE ! MAGIC !

Brave little boy with his mother’s determination saying “be brave. That’s what mama said to tell you” oh my GOD THESE CHILDREN HAVE MY WHOLE HEART OH MY GOD

A rooster crow for the signal COUKD they be more obvious I love these kids they’re ridiculous they are truly the children of Anna

Elsa!!! Chose!! To be!!! Brave!!!

IF SHE TRIED TO SAY GOODBYE TO ELSA!!! SHE MAY NEVER LET GO!!!

SHE HAD NO WHERE TO GO!!! BUT SHE DOES BEVAUSE THERES ALARIK WAITING FOR HER BECAUSE GUESS WHAT

ALARIK IS HER HOME !!!!! HE IS HER HOME !!!! SHE CAN GO TO HIM!!!!

Queue another one of my shocked and delightfully surprised screams as I shouted KRISTOFF????? Because blonde dude driving a reindeer cart

Let’s get you somewhere safe I’m going to cry THEYRE finally together again and they can keep each other safe together as. They. Should.

They are cuddling and my heart is exploding oh my god ALARIK seems so surprised like you big dumb idiot you’re both in love with each other it’s a mutual thing get with the program

SLEEP ELSA! ITS GOING TO BE OKAY! AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROBABLY FOREVER! IT WILL BE!

Ch4

*queue another gasp* there’s only one bed?????

Yea I saw it coming yea I was just as shocked even so yea I got very excited about it wHAT DID YOU EXPECT

They’re cUDDLING and he went to move away and she DOESNT WANT HIM TO they could’ve been sharing a bed THIS WHOLE TIME AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY

ALARIK laying all the credit on kristoff and the kids when he’s kind of the one that steamrolled the whole plan into happening because he’s the one who showed up ALARIK please give yourself more credit

“You came back” “of course I came back... I couldnt ...” “why?” And then ALARIK refusing to meet her eyes has me absolutely weeping this is the kind of shit I THRIVE ON this is truly a gift to us all everyone say thank you Trish for these three bits of dialogue I will be thinking about them for all my days

ELSA KISSED HIM!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I do lose my shit anytime Elsa is the one to make the first move you go girl you go

THE SPICE VENDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing in all my favorites I am going to cry thank you Trish I love Darius

I SUPPOSE YOU TWO HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN MARRIED

listen I SCREAMED WHEN HE SAID THAT I SQUAWKED!!!! MARRIED!!!!!!

I had been observing you two and just assumed!!!!! You would assume right mr spice vendor sir if they WERENT so stupid for so long it’s okay we understand

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ??? And Elsa says MARRY US? And ALARIK is going to PASS THE FUCK OUT

He literally got to finally kiss the woman he’s in love with for the first time last night and now they’re getting married poor boy is going to get WHIPLASH from how fast things are progressing but it’s okay im sure he is happy

Elsa’s little vows of just needing each other and keeping each other safe and keeping company and not needing gold or silver ugh TRUE LOVE

And ALARIK hopelessly devoted to her being like I PROMISE

“just you being there no matter what is enough” peak romance true love the devotion the dedication I’m a wreck

LE SMOOCH! LE MARRIAGE! INCREDIBLE I LOVE THEM

~end review~

Okay where is my epilogue please and thank you

[frozenprocedural]

“Get the hell out.” Dag and Eira? :D

A chance to write some Dag-Neta interaction as well as Dag/Eira? YES PLEASE!

Dag, Neta, Alarik and Nikokai belong to @patricia-von-arundel. Eira belongs to @couragedontdesertme.

Oh, and the box of tea/coffee came from @couragedontdesertme‘s fic “First Light”.

"Get the hell out!"

The slam of our bedroom door seemed to echo through the hallway far longer than normal.

Or perhaps it was just my imagination. The same imagination that continued to replay the image of Eira's face, flushed and contorted with rage, seconds before she swung the door shut.

What did I do wrong?

I looked around the hallway, wondering what to do next. I had no desire to follow it out of the family wing- no doubt the guards at the entrance had heard the commotion. While their training would keep them from speaking, their looks would say plenty enough. I couldn't muster the energy to keep my shoulders straight and face neutral. And using any of the back stairs would no doubt fuel gossip among the staff- inevitably reaching Jenny, the last person I needed finding out. 

Mother's study, then- she and Aunt Anna were meeting with the Wirugis delegation- it would be empty. 

Resigning myself to holing up for a few hours- maybe by then Eira would at least talk to me- I walked down the hallway to find the study already occupied. 

"Do I want to know what you did?"

Neta sat at the desk, papers strewn about. She'd been writing something, but set down her pen and motioned me in. 

"I wish I knew what I did. You're not sitting in with the delegation?"

Neta snorted. "Those old windbags? No, they talk too much. Nikolai can suffer through that. I had some correspondences I wanted to finish, so I came up here. So, Eira's mad at you?"

I sank into the nearest chair, rubbing my face. "I don't get it, Neta. We were talking, and I mentioned that I didn't really like that she's still going down to the marketplace in her… condition, and the next thing I know, I'm being kicked out. I mean, I was just- what are you laughing about?"

"Dag, for such a smart man, you can be really clueless sometimes." Neta waved her hand when I started to rise, a retort on my lips. "Easy, I'm just teasing. Well, sort of. Look, let me get us something warm to drink and I'll help you sort this out." 

"I really don't want to go down to the kitchen right now Neta."

She winked and rose from her desk, grabbing the nearby pitcher of water and placing it on the hearth. She went over to one of the cabinets, pulling it open and rummaging around. "No need for the kitchens. Aunt Elsa always kept a supply- here it is!"

Neta turned, holding a small kettle and a rosewood box. She set both on the hearth, pouring the water into the kettle and setting it near the fire. Opening the box, she revealed an assortment of teas and a small tin marked "kaffe".

"If you're going to have the coffee, I'm making my tea first. I won't have you ruining a perfectly good drink with your dirt-water. It's bad enough when Nikolai does it- at least he adds cream and sugar. You and Uncle Alarik with your straight coffee." Neta shuddered, and I couldn't resist sticking out my tongue. 

Once we were settled back in our chairs, mugs-produced from the same cabinet as the rest- in hand, Neta gestured with her mug. 

"I'm going to assume that you're feeling… protective of Eira right now. Everything is potentially a hazard to her and the baby, and it's your job to keep them both safe."

"Yes, I- how did you know!?"

Neta looked at me, deadpan. "You do recall I've given birth to two children?"

"I...yes, but-"

"Nikolai was exactly the same. I love him dearly, but there were times it felt I couldn't get a moment's peace from his fretting. I knew he meant well by it, of course. And it didn't help that my moods were changing almost constantly. But I can tell you that it didn't change the fact it irritated me, and more than once I imagined shoving him off the balcony."

Now it was my turn to smirk. "You would never. You like having him around too much."

Neta raised her mug in a small salute. "I said I imagined it. Not that I would ever actually act on it." She sat up straighter, her expression more serious. "Look, you need to give Eira space when she needs space, and support when she needs support. Listen to her, and she'll let you help when she needs it."

"I just… I don't want her to feel like I don't care."

Neta put her mug down and reached over to take my hands. "Dag, you truly are one of the sweetest men I know. There is nothing you would not do to keep Eira, and your child, safe and happy. Eira knows this. She has always known this. Trust her. Trust her to trust you, that she'll come to you when she needs to."

For the first time, I was able to smile, at least somewhat. "Thanks, Neta."

She squeezed my hands and winked. "Always. Now, finish your coffee, and go back to see your wife. You do owe her an apology, after all."

"That, I do." I murmured, finishing the rest of the coffee. I stood and placed the mug on the waiting tray. "I'll see you later." 

'I'm sure you will."

…………..

I returned to stand in front of our door, apprehension rising once more. It had been all well and good discussing my issues with Neta, but having to actually face them was an entirely different matter. 

Still, I owed Eira this much.

Taking a breath, I knocked on the door.

“Eira? It’s.. it’s me.”

No response. I dropped my head, resting my hand on the door. “Eira, I’m really sorry. I understand you might not want to hear from me right now, but I wanted to apologize for hovering. You are amazing, strong, and just… I care so much for you and our baby. I also know I need to trust you, and I wasn’t. So if I may ask anything from you, just… please accept my apology as sincere.” 

The door swung open, and I nearly fell onto my face, just catching myself as I fell to my knees. I looked up to see Eira’s face above mine, unreadable. I dropped my gaze once more. “Eira, I…”

“Dag, sometimes, you are an insufferable idiot. Get up.”

I stood, still not looking at her. “I know.”

The door slammed shut behind me, making me jump. Eira’s face was close to my own, her breath fanning across my skin. She let her forehead rest against mine. 

“You are an insufferable idiot, but an incredibly sweet one. I know you were just looking out for me and the baby. You always are.” Her hands made their way around my waist. “And as irritating as you can be, I still love you.”

I let my hands cover Eira’s, smiling. “Would you like me to join you at the marketplace?”

“No.”

My heart sunk. “Of course. I hope you…”

Eira’s finger pressed to my lips, her eyes sparkling. Only then did I notice how dilated her pupils were. “No, because I’m not going to the marketplace. At least not right now. Because right now, you are going to show me just how sorry you are. Here, in our room.”

A slow smile spread across my face. “But of course.” 

I offered no resistance as Eira led me back to bed.

[frozenprocedural]

yahoo me, Elsarik? :D

Yahoo! Me: A Celebration of some kind

Alarik, Dag, Neta and Jenny belong to @patricia-von-arundel. Eira belongs to @couragedontdesertme. Everything else, blame my strange brain.

Set in my Beekeeper AU.

"Here you are, darling. The finest jar from Geatland Apiaries, aged 2017." 

Alarik slid the honey jar over to Elsa, grinning when she rolled her eyes.

"'Aged', hmmm? That's quite the fancy way of saying 'I completely forgot this was down in the cellar.'" 

Elsa was just about to open the jar when her phone began to ring. When she saw the name on the screen, her heartbeat sped up. She showed it to Alarik, who took her hand while she answered. 

"Hello, Da-"

"MamaEira'sgoneintolaborshe'sinpainIcan't-"

"Dag. Breathe. Deep breaths. Let me hear them." Elsa heard a ding from Alarik's phone and looked over to see him hiding a smile. He slid his phone to her so she could read the screen.

On the other end of the line, Elsa heard several shuddering breaths. "Good. Alright, Eira's in labor."

"Yes, and-"

"And she has worked out her birth plan with her OB, and knows she needs to wait right now because she's too early on."

"Yes- wait, how did you know that?"

Elsa was glad to hear the panic in Dag's voice had gone down. "She texted your father. Dag, dear, this is Eira we're talking about. You know she knows what she's doing."

A sigh, then, "I know Mama. It's just… she's in pain already, and I'm scared."

"Oh, little one." Of course, Dag was by no means 'little' any more, but Elsa knew it was calming for him to hear. "I know. But Eira is strong. Have you called Anna yet? It would be helpful to have her experience there."

"Eira did. Aunt Anna said she's coming over as soon as she can."

"Good. You have a go-bag, correct? Why don't you get that and double-check it while you wait. Papa and I will be there as soon as we can, alright?" Alarik already had his laptop out- Elsa guessed he was getting ferry tickets.

"The go-bag. Okay, I'm going to check the go-bag. Oh, Eira wants to talk to you." 

Elsa heard a muffled conversation, then Eira's voice- slightly strained- came on. 

"Hi, Mom. Sorry about that"

Early on in her and Dag's engagement, Eira had asked if she could call them "Mom" and "Dad", and they'd whole-heartedly agreed. She had become a second daughter to both of them, particularly with her mother passing away shortly after she was born, and her father passing after she'd graduated college.

"Don't worry, Eira, you know he's always been like that. Hopefully checking the bag will keep him busy until at least Anna arrives. Other than the obvious, how are you doing?"

Eira took a moment to answer. "I'm...it's a lot right now. Scared, excited, annoyed-" Her voice cut off with a soft grunt, and Elsa could hear her taking shaky breaths for several seconds. "...And that is an incredibly uncomfortable feeling. I'm just glad this little one gave me a chance to prepare, unlike Jenny."

Elsa laughed- true to her nature, Jenny had come into the world twenty-eight years earlier quickly. Elsa had unexpectedly found herself needing to deliver at home, with a massive storm stopping any chance of her getting to a hospital on time. Thankfully, Eira seemed to have avoided that.

A faint knocking sound could be heard over the phone. "Looks like Aunt Anna's here." Eira's voice held a note of relief. 

"Good." Elsa replied. "She'll take good care of you. It'll probably take about two hours for Alarik and I to get there, so let us know if we need to go to the hospital, alright? And Eira?"

"Yes?"

"Remember, you have this. We love you both, and we'll see you soon."

…..

Alarik sat with his arm wrapped around Elsa. Both of them were facing the ever-approaching skyline of Seattle, but his mind had drifted back to the day they'd found out they were to be grandparents. 

He'd been working on winterizing the hives, while Elsa harvested the remaining vegetables and fruits in the garden.

"Hi Mama, hi Papa!"

They turned simultaneously to see Dag and Eira walking towards them, holding hands. The sight always warmed Alarik's heart- it reminded him of the love he and Elsa shared. 

Elsa was up in an instant, arms open and her smile wide. As she embraced Dag and Eira, Alarik closed the lid of the hive he'd been working on and strode over to greet them as well.

"Not that I mind having you come over, ever, but what prompted this visit?" Alarik asked.

Dag and Eira glanced at one another, their faces flushed. Eira nodded, tilting her head towards Alarik and Elsa. Dag took a deep breath before facing them with a broad smile.

"How do you like the sound of 'farfar' and 'bestemor'?"

Alarik blinked, trying to process what he'd heard. Elsa was quicker, taking Eira and Dag's free hands in her own.

"You're having a baby!?" She gasped. 

Eira grinned and nodded. "The doctor said late July." 

Only then could Alarik move, at which point he threw his arms around them with a choked laugh. 

They were to be grandparents. 

"Alarik, we're pulling in, and I just got a text from Anna- they're headed to the hospital." Elsa looked up at him with a small smile. "What were you thinking about?"

He grinned back at her, taking her hand as they stood. "The day we found out. It's one of my favorite memories."

Elsa squeezed his hand. "Well, I think we're about to get a new one."

…..

Anna met them at the hospital room, hugging them both. 

"She's doing fantastic right now- still in the early stages of active labor, but she's progressing nicely. I'm going to go check on Neta- she and Jenny are trying to get the next plane in. I'll be back in a bit."

Eira was sitting on an exercise ball when they entered, her arms on Dag's shoulders, and his on hers. It was clear to see she was in the middle of a contraction, and Elsa was proud to hear Dag coaching her through her breathing, his voice low and even. Neither of them looked up when Elsa and Alarik came in, until Eira's contraction passed. She leaned back with a shaky breath and gave them a weak smile.

"Hi Mom and Dad."

Dag looked over and smiled, but Elsa could see the strain on his face, and when they hugged, she could feel the tension in his body. Alarik must have picked up on it as well- he wrapped his arm around Dag's shoulders and began leading him to the door.

"Dag, let's take a walk. Eira's in good hands, and you'll know if something changes."

Dag opened his mouth, clearly ready to protest, when Eira spoke up.

"Dag, go. Mom's right here, and I'm surrounded by doctors and nurses. Give yourself a chance to clear your head. We'll let you know if you need to come back for anything, but you know nothing new is going to happen for several hours. Go."

Dag remained where he was for several seconds before his shoulders sank and he nodded. "You'll get me right away?"

"Right away." Eira reassured him. 

"Okay." Dag allowed himself to be led out. 

As soon as the door shut, Eira sagged forward with a moan. Startled, Elsa grabbed a nearby chair and sat next to her, reaching out to take her hands.

"Eira, what's wrong?"

Eira looked up, and Elsa could see tears coursing down her cheeks.

"I just… I miss Dad so much right now. I didn't want to start crying while Dag was here, but I can't stop thinking about the fact he's not here to see his grandchild, and…" Eira's voice choked up with a sob, and Elsa gathered her into a hug, feeling her own eyes begin to prickle.

"Oh, sweetheart, I know, I know. Let it out, it's alright. I'm here." She rubbed Eira's back, remembering her own pain knowing her parents would never get to meet their grandchildren. A heartache that would never truly leave.

Eira's breath hitched, and she clenched Elsa's back hard enough to cause pain, letting out a desperate moan. Elsa ignored the pinch, keeping her hold on Eira, feeling her shake.

"Breathe, Eira, breathe." Elsa began to hum, a little melody she'd not sung since Dag's birth. She wasn't entirely sure why she'd started, but she could feel Eira relaxing and breathing easier, so she continued. When the contraction passed, Eira lifted her head. Her eyes still shone with tears, but she managed a smile.

"Thanks, Mom."

Elsa smoothed back a flyaway curl. "Of course. That's what mothers do- they take care of their children."

……

When Alarik returned with Dag, he was alarmed to see the tear tracks on Eira's face; for several seconds, he even considered blocking Dag's view. But he knew better- his son would only be more upset if he couldn't see his wife.

Next to him, Dag sucked in a breath, and Alarik tensed, waiting for the panic. 

It never came- instead, Dag grabbed a nearby towel and went to Eira's side, gently wiping her face. 

"I'm right here, Pidge. You're doing amazing."

From that moment on, Dag remained steadfast and calm. The hours went by as Eira paced the room, straining and struggling. Dag held her when she needed it, and gave her space when she wanted him away. Alarik, Elsa, Anna and Kristoff helped where they could, encouraging Eira through each miserable contraction.

In time, Eira ended up in the bed, Dag on one side, Elsa on the other. A nurse crouched at the end of the bed, checking Eira's progress. She called Elsa and Anna over to hold Eira's legs, stating that it was time to push. 

"That's it Pidge, you're almost there. It's time to meet our baby." Dag wiped the sweat from Eira's brow, wincing when she gripped his hand. 

"Dag Harald Thorir Geatland, if you so much as come near me after this baby is born, I will end you." Eira growled. Then she groaned as Anna and Elsa called out in encouragement. 

Again and again, Eira bore down, at first crying out and cursing, but eventually giving way to moaning and panting as her exhaustion grew. Alarik took up a seat by Eira's free side, offering ice chips and his hand to squeeze.

"There's the head! The baby's crowning, Eira, you're nearly there!" Anna peered from around Eira's leg with a grin, rubbing her knee. Eira tucked her head to her chest and yelled, yelled until she was out of breath, and then they all heard it.

Cries. 

"It's a boy!" The nurse lifted the squirming baby and laid him on Eira's chest. 

"Oh, Eira!" Dag gasped. "Look at him! Oh, Pidge, look at the incredible job you did!"

He reached out, stroking the baby's cheek with his finger, not bothering to hide the tears streaming down his face. He yelped when Eira grabbed a hold of his collar, pulling him into a kiss. 

…..

Some time later, when Eira and the baby cleaned and settled in, Elsa and Alarik left the room to give the new parents some time alone. Anna and Kristoff had already left to pick up Jenny and Neta from the airport, Eira promising to reveal the baby's name upon their return.

Elsa and Alarik left as well, wanting to give the two time alone with the new baby. Once outside the room, Alarik took Elsa's hand, one side of his mouth quirked up in a grin. 

"Follow me?" 

Elsa did, allowing herself to be led down to the hospital's cafeteria. 

"Alarik, I hate to tell you, but I have been to a hospital cafeteria before. This very one, in fact, seeing as Anna used to work here."

Alarik's grin widened, giving his face the boyish look she so adored. 

"Just go with me? Please?" 

He bypassed the lines, leading her instead to a table by the window. Tired as she was from the long stay, Elsa had failed to notice until then that he'd brought their go-bag, which he was rummaging in. 

"Alarik, what-"

"There it is!" He pulled out a small box of artesian crackers that they were both fond of, a wedge of cheese, and finally, a tiny red-tinted jar.

"Alarik, is that strawberry honey?" She and Alarik had created the spread years ago- a combination of her garden and his hives.

"The first one of this season, yes. We always save it for something special, and seeing as champagne would be frowned upon here, I thought this would do. Congratulations, bestemor."

Elsa smiled, reaching over to grasp his hands, feeling his finger run over her wedding band. 

"Congratulations, farfar. We're grandparents."