#Notification swarms

[khruschevshoe]

I'm sorry. I can't stand it anymore. Taylor Swift is the living embodiment of capitalism. She gave you four versions of her album, with only one or two songs difference, before she even released the album. Y'all are going to be paying four times for the exact same product with only slight tweaks. Not to be like back in my day, because I'm just in my twenties, but if an artist released a special edition it was at least a year or two after the album and you only grabbed the one special edition that featured the song you couldn't live without. Maybe if you were an extreme fan of the artist in question you got all the editions, but only after you knew that you liked it. You wouldn't go out and buy four different versions of a book with a different forward before you even knew what was in the forward or what was in the book itself. And the thing about it all is that she knows that no one's going to protest this shameless cash grab, because they're just excited to get more Taylor swift. And the thing is that I'm not a hater, necessarily, I don't mind her music, but holy shit is she taking advantage of everybody. This isn't about artistic integrity or whatever else she said about the re-recordings. This is about new albums that HAVEN'T EVEN RELEASED YET that she COMPLETELY OWNS. No wonder she's the best selling artist of last year because she has 50 million versions of every song and every album, not even talking about the re-recording. The whole thing leaves such a sour taste in my mouth.

[mcflymemes]

roleplay blogs - if you post a character headcanon or a graphic and you don't want non rp blogs to reblog it, you can click the little gear at the top right of your post and change the "who can reblog?" from anyone to no one. they can still like it if they find the post, but now they can't flood your notifications with reblogs and cause a serious headache. hope that helps!

[banesberry-anomoly]

Lionberg

@dilfsrdestructive sent me this image and I immediately scrambled to draw something SKDJSK

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | talanah 15/?

[aropride]

i didn't think id have to say this but if i make a personal post with reblogs off please don't screenshot it and repost it because you want it on your blog really bad .

[eteroutsider]

Ohhhhhhh O_O

[aroacettorney]

there are many wildy absurd claims about casey selmore from webtoon readers, but i do think "she is a teenager" takes the cake

[sanguinemsaucius]

I think if my phone buzzes or lights up for my attention one more time tonight, I'm going to become the Joker

[n7viper]

I've been finding a few new followers here and there that tumblr doesn't notify me about. like hello? can you tell me who is in my house right now please?

[pleuvoire]

one thing about toku fans is we will pokemon go to the polls

[borom1r]

WEEVILS IN MY FUCKING NOTES!!!!!!!!

[momochiiee-reblogs]

Goddammit there's an influx of bo/ts spamming my main 😔

Istg I will block anyone who doesn't have pic, banner, bio and at least a single post in their blogs

If I don't block bo/ts as they appear, I get swarmed in a matter of minutes 😔

[the-grape-entity]

It’s so funny having two mutuals with similar usernames. Oh it’s a notification from egg? Which one?

[parlerenfleurs]

I'm pretty sure if one of my posts went viral I'd be very amused. RIP to everyone else but I'm different

[skelkankaos]

i could get into the actual reasons why my job sucks (not paying underaged employees minimum wage, refusing to create full time positions for people who have been there for like a decade, etc) but right now my anger lies in the fact that we keep running out of nachos. now, don't get me wrong, I love it when we run out of things because that's basically the only time we're allowed to say no to a guest, but nachos are special. because they require prep. the most beautiful feeling in the world is being allowed to step away from the register to just go stand in silence putting corn chips on plastic trays for 30-45 minutes.

[dragonmons]

stellaris is so fucking funny. i declare the prikkiki-ti a crisis before they even hit the crisis ascension perk hoping the galaxy would unify to kill them off before they became too much of a problem but every single empire hates each other so much all their borders are closed and they cant move their fleets. i focus on screaming internally at the hostile ai being as annoying as possible while still not being effective for like 2 hours and suddenly i get the notif that im galactic custodian. i didnt even know they were voting. laziest bunch of fucking hegemonic imperialists and fanatic militarists in the goddamned galaxies