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snugglesquiggle · 3 months ago
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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
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horreurscopes · 4 months ago
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look at my cat
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cyberphuck · 4 months ago
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heartbreakincident · 1 month ago
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
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un-pearable · 9 months ago
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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say hi to knuckles everyone
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time-traveling-fetus · 4 months ago
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Wh-whats going on??????
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miiilowo · 5 months ago
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a lot of folks on this website will specifically describe people as Cis or Neurotypical to signal someone is boring/basic when I think the word they're truly looking for in their heart is "normie" but they won't say it because it makes them sound like a 4chan user
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jessaerys · 5 months ago
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u guys are so annoying. look at my cat
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zekkoarts · 3 months ago
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She gets a different weapon as a treat
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rhinco · 1 year ago
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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not
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horreurscopes · 7 months ago
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look at my cat :-)
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atissi · 7 months ago
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locked the fuck back in
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yiga-hellhole · 2 years ago
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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girldraki · 1 year ago
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viorel-lette · 2 months ago
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...Cowabummer 💔
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