#OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[ashwii]

How does donnie feel about eggman pissing on the moon? /reference

JWHEHEBW PLEASE, donnie does not appreciate it 😩😩

[enbyfrogz]

I've come to make an announcement; Jesse Minecraft Story Mode is a bitch ass motherfucker, they pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, they took their cube ass pixel dick out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my minecraft server mod chat, Jesse Minecraft Story Mode, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL 4080 HD, NO SQUARES, NO PIXELS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a lever. They fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the World. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the world. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING WORLD NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[feathergail]

I always meant to ask this, are you a lee, ler, or switch?

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[thetetrisco]

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER HE PISSED ON NY FUCKING WIFE THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK-ASS OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS *THIIIS BIG* AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG. YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! AH-BWOOOOSH!! THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH … IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM PISSING ON THE MOON! BWOOOSH!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS CRUMBLE HAS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[biblepercent]

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

69.23% of these words are in the bible. Please do not fuck the Earth, the corporations are already doing that more then enough.

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

i've come to make an announcement: Stahl Fire Emblem pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his quilly fucking dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "tHiS bIg" and I said "that's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on Twitter.com. Stahl, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAYYY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like:

*explosion noises*

That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher...

I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the PISS DRRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

--horror anon

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[wolfieolfie]

This account is now strictly anti-fur. Explanation below.

This has been brewing a long time and I feel it's finally time to come clean. I know I've identified with the furry community in the past, but I want to make it clear that I now condemn that title.

To be completely clear: Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[in-the-bible]

how much of the eggman piss monologue is in the Bible? I’ll paste it below

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

I need to figure it out as a percentage, I’ll use your answer and a word counter to do so

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[speedway-official-unofficial]

Ahem I’ve come to make an announcment.

@the-official-apple is a bitch ass motherfucker. They called me fucking bald. Thats right, he opened up discord and began typing out the word “baldway”, and they said i was “this bald” and I said that's wrong, so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr dot com, @the-official-apple, you’ve got no hair either. Your head is as smooth as this rock except WAY smoother, and guess what? Here's what my head looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HAIR, NO SHINE, NO SKIN. Look at that, it looks like a fucking mop. They called me bald so guess what? I'm gonna piss on apple hq. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on apple hq. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[socks-wizard-money-gang]

Ive come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and i said that’s disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like PRRFFFFFFF that’s right baby all point no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong he fucked my wife so guess what i’m gonna fuck the earth thats right this is what you get my SUPER LAZER PISS except i’m not gonna piss on the earth im gonna go higher im pissing on the MOOOOOON how do you like that obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too

[pokemonheritageposts]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. PIKACHU IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS RAT FUCKIN' ELECTRIC DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. PILACHU, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO ELECTRICITY, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

among us

[raidouversusthesoullessarmy]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. BARMA'THAZEL'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND.

THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS DEMON FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS *thiiiiiis biiiig* AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING.

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: BARMA'THAZEL, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS BILE PILE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE:

[explosion noises]

THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET— MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER.

I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[im-1hater]

Twitter announcement….

I have an announcement to make! Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch 🐶 ass🍑mother fucker👩‍👧!! He pissed 🍌on my fucking wife!👰 That’s right!!He took his hedgehog quilly dick 🍆 out and pissed 💦 on my fucking wife👰 and he said his dick was “this big 👨🏿🫸🏽 🫷🏽” and I said that’s disgusting 🤮!!! So I’m making a call 📞 out ✌🏽post on my twitter dot com 🕊️! Shadow 👨🏿 the hedgehog 🦔, you got a small dick 🍆 it’s the size of this walnut 🌰 except way smaller 👌🏽 and guess what? here’s what my dong looks like!! 💥 That’s right baby 👶!! All points 👉🏽No quills, no pillows 🛏️! Look 👀 at that it looks like two balls 🏀🏀 and a bong 🧪!! He fucked my wife 👰‍♂️ so guess what? I’m going to fuck 👉🏽👌🏽the earth 🌍 ! So this is what you get, my super laser piss☄️💦!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth 🌏….I’m gonna go higher… IM PISSING ON THE MOON 💦💦💦🌕🌕🌕❗️❗️❗️HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA👨🏾?! I PISSED ON THE MOON💦🌕!! YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets 💧 hit the earth 🌍. Now get out of my sight 👀 before I piss 💦 on you too😡

that took at least 3 minutes guys…

[zeralight-asks]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ALL OVER MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "This big." AND I SAID "That's disgusting!" SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK! IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER! AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! *Shitty explosion sfx* THAT'S RIGHT BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY WIFE TO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROOPPPPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Speak your truth, anon!

[thegoodwitchdoll]

i have come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my wife thats right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and i said THATS DISGUSTING so im making a callout post on my twitter.com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this walnut but way smaller and guess what heres what my dong looks like thats right baby all points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth thats right thats what you get my super lazer piss except im gonna go higher im gonna piss on the moon how do you like that obama i pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss 𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓼 hit the fucking earth now get out of my sight before i piss on you too

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS