#OOH NO HE'S HOT!!

[saetoshis]

FUUUCKKKKKKK

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile

[daily-hanamura]

[edwardwonghaupepelutivrusky4th]

wah i looove their designs and animation...

[ranticore]

people who can draw humans hot are so powerful because i straight up cannot

[transmasc-rose]

Like I do think River and the Doctor's romance was built up poorly. However. You see. I like her.

[illiana-mystery]

Stephen Arden Appreciation Post for @sourswitchbladesblog

[zmediaoutlet]

wait we get to make you talk about ships? crowley/jack. what about that

girl you know you can make me talk about whatever you want. have to ask me to shut up probably!

I appreciate the audacity of this ship, first of all. Like Crowley dies the minute before Jack's born, right? That takes stugats. Like even more than that one determined Garth/Benny shipper. (Here's hoping Sheppard and Alex Whatshisname get married next.)

So your choices are full AU or an interesting post-canon thing where Jack dredges Crowley out of the Empty, presumably to smile at him and ask him all kinds of questions Crowley really doesn't want to answer but, whoops, New!God is completely immune to manipulation and you gotta be honest, because your lies will be super obvious and what's the point of that? So that's kinda fun.

but w/e, let's talk AU. Who cares how it starts in this sort of place. Like, whatever, Crowley gets a Jack Kline to dandle on his dadly knee instead of an Amara -- sure. I mean first of all let's all appreciate how hot that idea is, right? Woof. Blonde smiling shiny boy and Crowley's got 50 plans that he's meticulously arranging in the background and all kinds of manipulations and angles and uses to which the boy can be put, but also... god, he's shiny. And innocent in a true way, unlike pretty much anyone else Crowley ever deals with. The Winchesters are half-rotten even if they're determined do-gooders; Jack is just -- a fresh dawn, a spring morning. All the more appealing to try to spill some black ink onto and yet -- the purity is so thorough that he doesn't want to. He might do it still, because demons are demons no matter what, but...

There's also something appealing there about Crowley getting a kind of revenge on Lucifer by mucking up his son. Like you can imagine it as purely petty. Getting the kid on his back and wailing through a first orgasm and Crowley taking a polaroid from the side with a big grin like Happy Father's Day! Best served with a size of jizz, lol. And it could also be something to needle Sam and Dean with, since they're his dads too, although tbh I feel like Crowley should keep that one Real secret because Dean's general "no murdering Crowley" policy might end SUPER quick. (I don't like thinking of him as a shotgun dad, but given this particular kid and this particular suitor it's probably justified. Meanwhile Sam has a straight-up fury aneurysm.)

I guess I haven't mentioned Jack's side of the whole thing but lbr, Jack's ass is up for anyone who will be nice to him and offer to teach him things. Crowley is so willing to teach. Plus I bet being a super-nephilim, with all the power that implies, he's probably got a practically non-existent gag reflex!

[the-banana-0verlord]

I think i wanna write dracula fanfiction

[mobius-m-mobius]

OWEN WILSON at the IFC Films' premiere of Paint - March 23, 2023

[toomuchracket]

him signing your tits and fucking you in front of a mirror so you can both see his name

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? I am sweating at this

i don't even know where that came from but that little twink would be SO into it. the day you get a tattoo for him is the day he goes insane i just know it lol <3

[pinkmirth]

i’m thinkin’ of those lasting marks that odm gear leaves on the skin after extensive use, and i have no clue why something as mundane as this just seems so hot to me! every now and again, your eyes trail along the faint marks that decorate your Aot fave’s battle-worn body; it goes from their waist to their calves. your gaze wanders, fixating on the lasting effect that the brown leather straps have imposed upon their flesh. something about it just makes their thighs look so . . . rideable.

[spaciebabie]

I saw Springtrap submitted to a mosterfucker confessions blog and I immediately thought of you, even though I know it's not likely it was you who sent it dsafd The ask in question mentioned how there was a thrill to the one on one cat and mouse game he played in fnaf 3

true. true. although im less of an enjoyer of that since i dont find him that scary (some art does a really good job! but even in those instances my reaction is quite...uhhh carnal XD). also . he would be nicies 2 me :3

[stupidlittlespirit]

writing Ford fics means i get to flex all my favourite 70’s songs so i hope you guys are ready for my oddly in-depth interest in Donna Summer, the Bee Gees, and T-Rex to come in clutch

[glassamphibians]

i need werewolf fiction that doesnt do the alpha thing i want accurate wolf community dynamics it would be so fun