#PID

[prazska-coura]

Tohle je tak kurva dystopický to snad nemyslí vážně jako způsob reklamy v metru

A hlavně že ty led obrazovky svítí do oken tak to automaticky oči přitáhne, nesmírně invazivní, ani nezmiňuju že to je reklama na pivo v zemi s dost velkým alkoholovým problémem, nezvykejme si na tohle

Ještě se chlubí tím že první v Evropě.....

Obrázky viz IDnes

[pid-cz]

Jak řešíme zpoždění?

Od roku 2025 máme možnost takzvané "Eliminace zpoždění". Pokud budou autobusy linky 107 moc opožděné, může se stát že autobusy eliminujeme i s řidičem, které zpoždění zavinil.

Žádný autobus, žádné zpoždění

- Váš PID

[black-salt-cage]

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[muzaktomyears]

so I bought this book for lols but omfg….. the Eye of Horus/Eye of Providence (Paul’s Version) is so cunty, I love it

[translennon]

nobody in the world knows abt btv yet but im still gonan post abt them

[palacholic]

jsem prostě prokletá tím, že když 17. listopadu někam chci, můžu vstát tak brzo jak chci, něco bude s hromadnou dopravou a přijdu později 😭😭

[waveofahand]

The Silliest "Paul is Dead" Story!

One of my favorite "George-and-Paul-at-odds" stories, and it's completely true -- wherein Ringo relates a test of wills between Paul and George fighting about who gets to drive. Ringo says everyone sat in a car parking lot for two hours, until it was settled. I figured that deserved a fanfic, right? Except THIS time, they're modern AU college boys, and idiots, and John is waiting to be picked up from somewhere. And he's hungry and angry. He's whangry. And there is thunder and lightning. And Paul and Geo are STILL fighting. Everyone is texting. And John... oh, John is very bad at texting. Very, very bad. It's just a one-shot, but pretty entertaining:

Modern TEXTING AU; they’re all in college and they’re all idiots. Everybody's gay.

         CHATGROUP: ROOMIES MINE

LENNONBALLS: Guys?

LENNONBALLS: DUDES? I’m ready to be ticked up now. You know, like I said 20 mens ago?

LENNONBALLS: Gays? Li’l help here?

BABYRICHMAN: Hey, John. Sorry. Not sure when we’ll be picking you up, darlin’

LENNONBALLS: What do you bean you’re not sure? Why not sure? WTF not sure? You said you’d be rite uber to pick me up when I was Finnish with the %$#@ doctor,

LENNONBALLS: %$# finished, I mean!

BABYRICHMAN: Aye, we did, but…

BABYRICHMAN: …

LENNONBALLS: … ? WTF is … ? Is there a pablum?

LENNONBALLS: You hvnt had an accident, hv you? Is everyone ok?

BABYRICHMAN: No.

LENNONBALLS: NO? OMG WHAT HAPPENED? IS PAUL OK? IS EVERYONE OK? WHO WAS DRIVING OMG RINGO I AM FREEING OUT WHAT HAPPENED? IS PAUL DEAD?

BABYRICHMAN: No, John…

LENNONBALLS: OMG PAUL IS DEAD, ISNT HE?  I’m gonna die! Where are you? Has anyone called emergent?

BABYRICHMAN: No, John SHUT UP A MINUTE!

LENNONBALLS: Don’t make me cry! I’m frying!

BABYRICHMAN: Mate, I was just answering your first question, that NO there wasn’t a problem. But there kind of is.

LENNONBALLS: Oh my God!

BABYRICHMAN: No, mate, it’s not an accident. It’s so stupid I don’t even want to tell you.

LENNONBALLS: Well what is it then? When I see you I’m going to kick your arse bald for making me worry like this!

BABYRICHMAN: I didn’t worry you, lad, you did that all by yourself, didn’t you? And my arse is pretty bald already. Or did you mean arseballs? I don’t have them!.

LENNONBALLS: ...

BABYRICHMAN: Wait, did you mean kick or lick? You type bad.

LENNONBALLS: I hate you. What has happened?

BABYRICHMAN: Well…

Read it at A03!

[i-am-the-oyster]

Curious to know your opinion on the ‘Paul is dead’ theory. I’ve personally always hated it cause I can never tell if people genuinely believe it or if it’s just kind of a ongoing joke at this point. I will say though that some of the “evidence” and theories make some sense.

Oh thank you for this question nonny!

PID is *fascinating* to me, because it is so insane. Conspiracy-thinking seems to be part of the human condition. I think there's a natural urge to investigate, and piece together evidence. But some theories are more plausible than others and PID is just so incredibly implausible. Why does anyone take it seriously? (Some people seem to get really upset about it!)

Sometimes you get conspiracy-thinking around otherwise reasonable ideas (like mclennon). Where there's enough evidence that you can make an argument in favour of it, and it's not that far-fetched, but there's secrecy involved so drawing conclusions requires a bit of digging. This can lead people down some silly avenues of thought.

But often they start as a joke (like flat earth), and then some people ended up really believing. PID is in the latter category. You can trace the origins back to a joke article in a college paper. A lot of the so-called evidence is just made up (like imaginary funeral traditions from far-off lands).

Here are a few questions I have:

Why?

Who benefits from replacing a singer-songwriter with such an exact replica? Why not admit Paul had died (sometime in the last 50 years)? Bands replace members, that's a normal thing to happen. Why would the Queen get involved?

When?

When did they find such a believable replacement, train him to play and sing like James Paul McCartney, do beyond-world-class surgery on him?

How?

If someone has developed plastic surgery that effective, would they use that technology to change the world, or would they help replace one (1) singer-songwriter? How can you train a person to so effectively mimic someone with so many unique features?

Who?

How many people are involved in this thing? All of Billy's family, all of James Paul McCartney's (sizeable) family, the Queen. How could it possibly be kept under wraps?

(I really wanted a 'where' but I just couldn't think of one. Dammit.)

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The photos with 'proof' are so funny to me, because it's so hard to make accurate measurements based on photos (even if you know the exact lighting and settings on the camera). And they never seem to take into account that a face changes as a person ages, cartilage continues to grow, and men's jaws often keep filling out. Skin loosens. And rockstars have plastic surgery (of the real, actually available, kind).

Of all the people to claim was replaced, they pick someone with such a magical mix of asymmetry and prettiness and androgyny. There's no one like him!

I'm intrigued what 'evidence' you've seen that makes sense to you nonny! Please send a followup ask with more details.

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postnote: My favourite posts about PID are for some reason proving impossible to find, if anyone has them please send a link! (Is it a conspiracy? *Gasp*).

Mothman - some genius noticed that Mothman's first appearance was days after Paul's supposed death, could Paul have faked his own death to become a cryptid, only to have his friends double-fake it?

Twink death - I had never heard of twink death until someone posted along the lines of "the first time the world was exposed to twink death on a large scale, the only way they could process it was by concluding he actually died".

Oh, and I also recommend the short film Paul Is Dead. It's very strange, and very funny.

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

speaking of which. imgonnagetyouback but it's John about Paul AND Billy Shears. hear me out…

[analogtrains]

[ritzykpike]

ken pid hot or no

Very~

[maidofmetal]

hello would u like these two chronic conditions with similar symptoms. one that’s untreatable but not dangerous n one that’s easily treatable but for some reason doesn’t show up in tests but will cause ur organs to shut down n ur blood to become toxic n die slowly n painfully but there’s no way to tell which conditions is currently flaring up so sucks to suck come back if ur not dead

[pid-cz]

Bezpečnostní helma pro linku 194

Po několikadenním výzkumu linky 194 jsme zjistili, že lidi mají až moc velký otřes mozku po absolvování jízdy. Proto nově všem uživatelům aplikace PID lítačka budeme dávat bezpečnostní helmu při nástupu do autobusu společnosti About Me.

Vážíme si vašeho zdraví a chceme aby byla pro vás jízda příjemná.

Děkujeme za pozornost.

- Váš PID

[morerogue]

All my friends are dead now. Seven above, the rest below. Muller killed them all...

[black-salt-cage]

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