#PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER
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average adobe experience
#I FUCKING HATE ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR#IF ADOBE WAS A REAL PERSON I WOULD TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES#I HOPE ILLSTRATTOR FLINGS ITSELF OFF OF A BRIDGE#STUPIDEST PIECE OF FUCKIG SHIT I WISH IT WAS DEAD GOD FUCK I HATE IT#WHY IT IT THE SHITTIES FUCKING SOFTWARE#OOOOOOHHHHHHHH WERE ADOBE WERE SOOOOO UNQUE SO OUR PRODUCT IS GOUNG TO FUCKING SUCK#WHY WOULD WE MAKE THE UNDO BUTTON CTRL Y LIKE IT IS FOR EVERY OTHER PROGRA NO FUCK YOU ITS CTRLZSHIFT#OOHHHH DDI YOU WANT TO DO THE MOST BASIC THIN???#FUCK YOU!!!!!#YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THREE DIFFERENT MENUS TO TY AND FIND EHAT YOU WANT AND THEN IT WONT EEVEN WORK BC OF SOME BC REASON#“teehee” ILLL KILL YOU. OH MY GOD#COME HERE. COME HERE. LET ME FUCKING STRANGLE YOU#PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER#WE CANT DO ANYTHIN NORMALLY NOOOOOOOOOO#WERE SO SPECIAL WE JUST DO FUCKINGR ANDOM SHIT THAT MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE WHY SHOULD WE#MOST UNUSABLE PIECE OF SHIT SOFTARE HOLY FUC#THIS SHIT IS WHY IM DROPPING OUT OF ART SCHOOL. GENUINELY KYS#I HATE THAT ITS INDUSTRY STANDARD AND ITS FUCKING PRICE GOUGIING JESUS CHRIST#GOD. G0D. GOD. I HATE ADOBE#FUCK ADOBE#I HATE THIS FUCKING PROJECT AND THIS FUCKING CLASS AND THIS SOFTWARE GOD IM GOING TO GO INSANE#I LOVE SPENDING 30 FUCKIG MINUTES TRYING TO MAKE A HALF CIRCLE#GOBNA FUCKING PUNCH THE SCHOOLS MONIOR. FUCK YOU#THE ADOBE CEO PRAYS HE NEVER MEETS ME IN THE STREETS CAUSE I AM BEATING HIS ASS#GOD.#lilac post#vent#lmao i am feeling slightly less homicidal now <3
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dungeon meshi // abbey - mitski
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#senshi#senshi of izganda#falin touden#thistle#sissle#my edit#i’m very pleased with how this turned out#including combing the manga for panels to use this took like 4 hours#probably could have been less if my computer wasn’t a piece of shit but#please appreciate it#my art
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Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)
Part 2
#modern au#sanuso#usosan#stardew valley#one piece#op fanart#usopp#sanji#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#nico robin#luffy and zoro actually room together- usopp is only gaming on zoros computer because he wanted 2 keep it all a secret XD#cant do that while gaming right next to the man in question o _ o#Usopps computer is way better than zoros computer (cause usopp is an epic GAMER and not a filthy CASUAL)#so Zoro was totally down to switch with usopp (hes playing overwatch with every1 else rn)#that does unfortunately mean that he has to game next to the shit cook though XD
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happy october :]
@scienceteamtober day 1: before the game
with lovely beautiful awesome forever character art by @winkreallyisntable goes CRAZY!!! full art below the cut.
#hlvrai#scienceteamtober#original things#3d renders#AHHH MY APOLOGIES TO SCIENCETEAMTOBER HOST POTIONBARREL BTW! I DID NOT SEE THEIR PIECE BEFORE I STARTED THIS...#it is beautiful to see similar concepts from different perspectives but STILL i hope this does not come across as nabbing your idea :wails:#also ignore the fact that gordon exclusively owns copies of kane and lynch 2 i thought it would be funny and it saved on time.#AND because i am a computers guy i have to ignore how much sense this doesn't make with my interpretation [if i'm taking hlvrai seriously]#of how the game shit works and happens#like bro they either would not exist yet or would not yet be installed u get me right#BUT THAT SAID LIKE!!!#i love the vibe of them Waiting. heaheahea. initially this was just gonna be benrey but then i got coda on board and it was silly time.#this was awesome to make. yay :]#yay moment#IGNORE THAT I AM . LATE IN MOST TIME ZONES. HAHAHAHA.
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how do I even explain that law had been saying homosexual coded stuff about him and luffy as early as marineford like sir what do you mean your meeting with strawhat was fate 🤨
#one piece#lawlu#had to read the raw scans for that and I was like wow the english translation barely scratched the surface of how gay it sounded#I plan on making a meta post about it but the files are in my computer and I can't type shit there lmao#no wonder buggy was so skeptical of him lmaoooooooo 😭#funny that buggy pointed out his verbal tic too#traflagar law#law#monkey d luffy#luffy#this is my way of reviewing my japanese lessons i guess
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being that kind of millennial and stating now Varric has a graveyard of older phones he needs to recycle but just doesnt.
#.bullshit ( ooc )#I still do that shit; electronics be expensive and not knowing when I will need a piece of hardware unlike him I have a computer graveyard#This is modern#I just found two old phones looking for a cable I'm the problem
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bill gates personally shut down my computer for his stupid unwanted windows updates WITHOUT WARNING ME when i was over FIFTY-NINE GIGABYTES DEEP into ATTEMPT NUMBER SEVEN of downloading my export of this blog and for that THE MAN WILL PAY DEARLY
#花話#i should have switched to linux when i got this computer.#idk how many gb the full backup of this blog is but for what it's worth it was at least 3.5 hrs for the 59gb#there are over 60k posts on this blog and a backup of a 2.7k post blog was abt 7.5gb...#though there are more text posts here there are also more audiovideo posts so i suspect it will be in the hundreds of gbs#well i'm off work tmrw so i guess i'll turn in for the night and try again tmrw but jesus fucking christ man#absolute piece of shit os
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#sometimes I forget how skewed my idea of other people's reactions to “fuck-ups” on my part is#I would rather die than tell someone that something i was responsible for is/was going wrong and I think once I tell them I'm going to be#shunned at best#and then........ and then I DO come clean and I get?!??!??!?!?! compassion???? understanding??????? them NOT telling me I'm a terrible and#useless piece of shit!?!?@?@?@??#and I don't know how to compute that tbh like i am convinced they're lying and actually they hate me now and i will never have friends again#and it takes some time for me to take a step back and go. wait. is that a normal way to feel about things????#yeah. yeah. feeling that rn#i am.... not wired to understand forgiveness and “it's okay it happens”#🫥🫥🫥#simon.out.#this is about... doing projects with other people. to put it into perspective#but. tbh. deep down. this might also my default mode of interacting.#currently zooming out of the situation and going hooooold on for a sec. why is THAT the way my brain works??
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UUGHH I JUST HAD THE WORST DAY IM SO ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED GRRRR !!!!! goes to draw my best friend @jumjum-crafts 's guy to blow off steam
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★ song : "STATIC ELECTRICITY HUMAN – Computer Flavor" – kairikibear
#before you ask . dear jummy – yes . this was what the ask i sent you the other day was alluding to#i have a very complicated relationship with your colin . but you should be aware of the fact that seeing him invokes intense primitive –#– feelings within me . and one cannot decipher whether they are positive or negative#in any case#JDHDHDJRJRHT I HATE MY LIFE#I HATE THIS SHIT#I WANT TO BE DEAD#there's so much stuff happening every day and im constantly overwhelmed and tired and it's so hard to get out of bed and i don't even want –#– to wake up in the morning . every day just gets worse than the last#everyone around me is doing so much . living their life to the fullest . making huge future and career decisions and planning way ahead#and what am i doing ?#im laying in bed . crying because today was just too much to bear . trying to gain an ounce of happiness by ripping out another piece of –#– my soul to hand out to someone i admire#is this what it's going to be like forever ? bleak nothingness ? constant desolation ?#...#im gonna go to bed#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis colin#colin the computer#fanart#fanart for a friend#vocaloid#vocaloid inspired#i actually had a lot of fun with this . even if the background was the biggest pain i ever had the pleasure of drawing#this entire song makes me feel comfortable#i might make something for someone else#and im debating if im actually gonna be doing a halloween drawing in the first place . at least one that will be on time with the holiday#whatever#please ignore me
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remember when sanji in actuality fr in canon on real actual legit television playfully winked at zorro while smiling like an idiot and zorros gay ass was just like🧍🏻♂️
#like. same🧍🏻♀️#opla#one piece#zosan#he simply. didnt compute but by the end he gets his shit together and throws him a private lil smile on the ship ☺️#txt.me
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in my head this is how Divine Inspiration works
#cotl#my art#cotl lamb#cotl the one who waits#UGH i miss computer i miss being able to easily edit things😭#if you work with traditional mediums and want to make a comic with black speech bubbles and red text#my first and best piece of advice is: dont#my second piece of advice is#rather than try and do the red text first and then colour black in around it#colour in the whole speech bubble black#then use a paint marker/pen on top. i have a white paint marker so i let it dry and then coloured on top of that with red#do not recommend#anyways. i dont really think narinder would say 'lol idk' HOWEVER the image is funy to me#and also i definitely dont think he gives a shit about how these things affect mortals#i however. initially thought that 'demon possesses ur follower to accompany you into battle' would mean something like#like. they fight and can get KILLED. and run at anything that can aggro like a fucking diablo companion#so i avoided it my whole first playthrough and suffered a lot for it#i got stuck on kallamar and got really stressed about how my followers were dying faster than i could acquire new ones#and also now that i had a full set of doctrines i really regretted some of my choices bc they didnt pair up so well#so i started a new game and decided to be evil#and thats how i ended up fully filling out the folower forms! :]
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one faithful day, garlic phone graced me with the prompt of 'dj music man holding a shotgun'. the final drawing didnt show because i was disconnected shortly after
today i felt evil. so i remade it in ms paint
#foggyterminal2st#my art#god has no hand in the shit that i make with my computer mouse#always the final piece will look like assfarts but thats ok because thats the intention#fnaf#fnaf sb#dj music man#fnaf security breach
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funny thing about ai art is that it really is a product of its training data. I remember back when it first started to be a *thing* my CS profs were encouraging us to play around with it, and me being the person I am, I was trying to get it to come up with Cats designs/fanart/characters/anything, but none of the websites I used really seemed to comprehend what 'Cats the musical character' meant, and describing the costumes themselves always led to anime catgirls. literally the second 'cat' and 'woman' entered the same prompt you got anime catgirls. 'feline facepaint' was always interpreted as either a wholeass animal-cat head or clown shit. they were always wearing clothes no matter how clearly i specified they were in unitards. Like, Cats is hardly the weirdest most visually inventive thing on the whole planet and yet AI art seemingly couldnt even conceive of the idea. Cant believe people who insist these kind of things have human-like capabilities.
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when the fuck did "access to the lyrics of songs" become premium-locked on spotify
#like hi sometimes i want to know what the singers are saying? spotify you piece of shit this is why i pirate on mobile#i even have the weird hacked 'premium for free' one on my computer and it's still locked lmao what the hell#sorry for clogging your dash
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so the family drama from earlier isn't solved but it's chilled and i've remained mostly uninvolved
still not having a great time
still way behind on posts and reblogs and links and all the things i should be catching up on but i've got bad mental health, tons of stuff to do around the house, appointments to make and get to, paperwork shit, my actual work, then there's other upcoming stressful shit, and my brain has officially gone full sterek mode so while i'm already struggling to function in general i'm having an even harder time focusing on anything that isn't them
so:: loving gay reminder that i'm being antisocial and kinda selectively active bc shit is A Lot on my end rn and not because i'm mad at anyone or anything. i love all you losers the same amount as always and i'm thinking about you (when my brain allows) and please be patient while i try to not totally fall apart thank u <3
#a little update on stuff from earlier and my stupid struggles#these aren't really necessary - and i dont actually /explain/ much i guess - but it makes me feel better bc tbh i feel like such a piece of#shit when i get this behind on everything and i'm not answering all my messages and stuff. like i know y'all get it (if you've been around#for like.. two minutes lmao) but my brain needs me to talk about it anyway#anyway 2.0 it's 8:40 PM and i'm gonna try and get some more painting done before bed bc i really want this room fucking done#i at least want to be able to put my blinds back up y'all the sun was not a friend to my computer screen today#maison speaks
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the people who enjoy Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy enjoy OK Computer by Radiohead. discuss.
#if it isn’t already common enough knowledge#the title of the album and the track Paranoid Android are both references to the first novel#hitchiker's guide to the galaxy#radiohead#ok computer#music#books#they’re both stellar pieces of media and they’re sort of broadly critically acclaimed#enough that some amount of obnoxious contrarians might just shit on them#because pretentious assholes of the author/artist do exist#in any case. i stand by this opinion#it makes so much sense
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