#PLEASE I AM DYING

[fizz-and-groan]

I have GOT to find someone to be weird about belching w

[xsister-serpent]

I need some good Kylo Ren dacryphilia smut recs!

[shallowseeker]

PLEASE SAM

YOU ARE KILLIN ME DUDE

THAT'S FREE FOOD AND YOU AREN'T SALARIED

LOOK HAPPIER

[captainjonnitkessler]

I should NOT have to go to work when the humidity is 90%. It's not even 80 degrees yet and I already feel like I am drowning

[mrlarkstin]

Modding Help

Hi modding friends! I need some help!

I got Elegy's new tattoo but I am STRUGGLING trying to get it to work with FTMSE! I do not suppose there is anyone out there who could potentially help a struggling modder? I LOVE the new tattoo and I would love to stick it on Eramus!

I am even willing to give up his scales for it because it REALLY fits into his Paladin lore!

So if anyone knows anyone or if anyone would be willing to help I would be eternally grateful!

[six-demon-bag]

[my-secret-shame]

Okay picture it you’ve dating the boys long term, it’s getting hot and heavy making out, you take out his cock to give him a hand job

You pull out this to get the lube

How do they react

Please know that this HAS BEEN HAUNTING ME.

I tried to sleep last night and had a laughing fit thinking about this.

(Some very brief thoughts:

Steven thinks it's hilarious, will spend the next 50 mins telling you about snails. Will not let the sexy times continue until he's finished his lecture because he's a little shit. Starts calling you 'his little escargot'.

Marc doesn't react. Pretends like it is 10000% normal. Poker face extrodinare. Asks if you like, 'slime-ing him up' with the most sincere tone. You catch him laughing about the snail the next day.

Jake loves it. Too much. Oh, you thought it would catch him off guard? No, no, no, this is on you now. Starts asking if you would like 'snail time'? Sends you steamy photos of himself with the X rated parts covered in snail emojis.)

[forest-hashira]

FALLON AHSJDKFJDHSS OH MY GOD

anyway i hope you’ve thought of some baby names /j

AHAHAHAHHAHAHKJSHJHKGHSKJDHGKSHGSDH GLAD I COULD ENTERTAIN i have so many names on retainer you would not BELIEVE lmfao

[cabezadeperro]

i really don't understand why no one is watching the wheel of time

[q1ngqve]

somebody anybody on my blog please tell me you watch high card because i really need to share my brain rots 😭

[gaytransbimbo]

god i know this is a slow burn but this is BURNING me!!! can ava and bea kiss already????????? the pining !!!!

[shesarealphony]

I’m begging someone with actual editing skills to make this post

[the-kipsabian]

aew better put kip back on my tv soon, im so deep in the chris pit its honestly starting to ruin me

[loverboat]

ten years down the line i can't wait for them to animate the orgy scene but especially when laudna gasps and says, "my scene partner!"

[blanketcat31]

i mostly post study stuff and school just started again but i do What I Want and What I Want is to sob about the Eat Your Young release because

GOD DAMN

i listened to it late bc travel but MY MAN hath done it again - he has combined all the feelings i have ever had of desire and love and loss and anger in a way that makes me some type of Religious way and i need to go feral about it so here we are

[bubblymochicat]

You know what would be a real Christmas miracle? If someone uploaded the Strawhats singing Utae! Jingle Bell onto Spotify so I could really get into the Christmas spirit