#PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[charmcoin]

o my god. exam in an hour and a half and the textbook won't load What if ikilled someone

[juieon]

i'm at the losing my mind store

[clearlynoteden]

kin assign me!!!

send in an ask what my assigned kin is (serious or joke) PLSS

[sleppy-duck]

It is 23:20 where i live right now and my parents are trying to convince me to go to sleep early BUT I NEED TO SEE THE WH UPDATE BEFOR MY SLUMBER

[kn1ghtc0r3]

send asks about my ocs

[shehzadi]

dizzy with uncontrolled desire (<- waiting for all the clothes in my saved list to go on sale)

[amiryllisthorn]

well I was going to try and get a lot of work done today.........

but I think ive strained my arm from drawing too much so I might be okay if I break out the tablet but also ugh because therse a lot I wanted to get done today :/

I really want to get better at juggling projects and keeping up with things after hyperfixating on them, but idk ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHY IS THE HUMAN BODY WEAK ;_;

[not-a-space-alien]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Im crying you're so smaaaaaaaaaaaaalll.....you're not even taller than the grass you're barely visible 😭😭😭

[littlelotteandthereddeath]

BRO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FINISH THAT DEVIL TAKES THE HINDMOST ERIK/RAOUL SKETCH IT IS UTTER PERFECTION AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL TO SEE IT COMPLETEHBFBSHDIOFBEWYRBCZXHOERU

Soooo

I may or may not be….Avoiding it? Heh….

I promise I WILL FINISH IT SOON- I wanted to answer this with the finished piece but atm I’m currently planning a Rerik fanfic- probably the longest fic I’ve ever made, 10ish chapters, which may not sound like a lot but it’s my first time seriously planning for a fan fiction. Also a one shot of Rerikstine will likely be posted soon. Well, soon for me being like the next few weeks. But I’m proud of it so far XD

But I promise I will finish that sketch because I really want to but until now I haven’t really known how I guess- DONT WORRY I WILL FINISH IT-

[pyreofsunflowers]

River's Headcanons ✧ Hellsing ✧˖*°࿐

Context for my head-canons on Hellsing so people know what I'm talking about as I try to be more vocal on tumblr. Pls talk to me about this I'm insane

Warning this is less of a head-canon and more of... a complete re write. Sorry in advance. There were just so many plot holes and so many pieces of bad alt history. (ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆

A blanket statement is that all the characters behave more like they do in 2001 - which has superior writing in my opinion

Characters .　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

Taking a page from 1992 Dracula (and some random people I saw on forums) - Seras is a reincarnation of Mina Harker. The reason Alucard turns her is he instantly knew it was her from the moment he first met - because he lost his lover twice before he turns her quickly. Its romantic and sensual like in 2001. There relationship moves quite fast due to the nature of reincarnation. Alucard is fiercely protective and low-key possessive of Seras, paranoid of losing her again. Seras is absolutely devoted to him, and as her corruption and descent into vampirism continues - she disregards his obvious monstrosity. At one point Alucard regrets turning her, he feels as if it was selfish of him and she didn't truly agree to this life. He talks to her about how he's a monster, and how he's turning her into one for nothing more than his selfish desires - She of course, doesn't care. And wants to be a monster like him.

Alucard in general is a much classier character and his evil nature is less edgy - but still very very violent.

I honestly can't think of a way to fix the plothole regarding why Alucard likes the Hellsings so much? And why he's such a willing servant? Especially in my view - where Integra tolerates Alucard at best. Her ass hates him and is always displeased w/ him "Alucard why are you making young girl companions." "Alcuard why are you starting fights with Anderson" "Alucard why are you so Violent" "Alucard why AREN'T you being violent." etc. etc. This beratement really starts to get to him because she starts bringing Seras into it... GIVE ME IDEAS TO FIX THIS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh speaking of Integra - she is one cold bitch who is not afraid to kill anyone who stands in her way. Even if it means harming Civilians or non-undead.

Instead of.... Whatever the Dawn was... I imagine Alucard escaped from the Hellsing family for a little bit. Arthur Van Hellsing was employing him and letting him do stuff but rarely sent him out and bitch he got bored! So he floats around Europe killing Nazis and eventually makes it to Warsaw where he meets Jewish Resistance Fighter and Nazi Scalper Extrodannarrie Walter Dornez and THAT'S what the dawn is. Inglorious Bastereds but with Vampires. Fuck you.

Worldbuilding .　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

The people know about Vampires okay. It just doesn't work if they don't The role of Vampires in society is complicated - lower level vampires exist in clans and generally keep to themselves out of fear of law enforcement and vampire hunting organizations. However select world powers have employed the few extremely powerful vampires within open secret organizations to use in various conflicts. Hellsing is the British government's such organization.

Despite the public knowing about Vampires existing - they don't know everything these organizations do, and there is a lot of smoke and mirrors and deep state secrets around them. Leading to stuff like the two journalists who Alucard killed in the 2001 anime.

Escariot is Italy's equivalent to one of these, however they employ extremely skilled human vampire hunters instead of Vampires. Not the Vatican, however the Vatican is in approval of the Organization fully. This is because, Hirano, the Vatican is a country that's only 100 acres large. It could not have it's own military in the sense Escariot is.

Plotline .　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

Hellsing still gets completely crippled by the Valentine brothers but in my mind it was a much harder struggle? I mean they really shouldn't have been able to storm a manor full of British govt officials post IRA that easily.... But I digress this is nitpicking.

INSTEAD of a huge scale Nazi invasion in London, a new faction of artificially powerful vampires emerges out of war-torn Yugoslavia lead by a coven of Nazi Vampires from WW2. They are rapidly taking territory and mascaraing Slavs the way Nazi's tend to do. Through the grapevine of SAS soldiers in the war, Hellsing gets word of this and Sends in Alucard (and Seras. And Pip. And some of his mercs.) and basically everything happens as you'd expect except it's a much, much smaller scale and the Nazi's tactics makes far more sense because racism. (the burn, rape and murder tactics they use in Hellsing are accurate, just not in the British theater :-P)

Asides from working for Italy instead of the Vatican - the Escariot stuff is mostly the same except there isn't a full on Crusade in the final arc. It doesn't make sense in the modern world and it bloats the ending w/ characters. Anderson and Alucard still have a rivalry, they still have a territorial spat over Northern Ireland (to them, the Partition of Ireland is still going hot.), etc. etc.

I don't have too much on specifics ironed out because mostly I just care abt Aluseras but that's the jist of it lulz. I don't know how Integra fits in, but I do know I still want Anderson to be there so Alucard can kill him in a big ass battle. Maybe Enrico is secretly funneling money into this Nazi army and sends in Anderson to stop Hellsing? And it's just an Enrico thing and not an Italy thing? Idk.

Walter DOESN'T betray them for the Nazis oh my god that was so pointless and pissed me off so much. Alucard DOESN'T die at the end. Instead he leaves, taking Seras with him to go who knows where. A manhunt ensues and it takes forever because vampires eventually ending with Alucard and Seras re uniting with a retired Integra and spending the last of there days with her.

and that's it! That's the context on this bizarre-o headcanon. Anything I didn't explicitly mention happens as-is in canon :-)

[athensfrance]

can someone please like this very urgent message i’m giving my future (me in 2hrs) self: lottie, call the botanical guy and leave a voicemail for the secondary interview, there’s only two days left pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[doggirlviscera]

REBLOG MY FUCKING ART PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mono-black-menace]

oh, are we breeding you over and over till it sticks? cause I'd love to contribute a few loads to the "get the adorable pup pregnant" cause

WAGWAGWAGWAGWAG YES PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[atrial-ofhorror-if]

WHAT?! PLEASE PLEASEEEE TELL ME TAMA IS ROMANCEABLE

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD

[joleneghoul]

ask me questions about the Carter-Kord family pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. im so boredddd.

[mojoomojojo]

Aww, baby, I don't think you're going to make it. I think you can buy yourself a little time by squirming and grabbing yourself and crying, but in the end I think you're just going to lose control. All that build up will finally get the best of you, and you won't even have a choice. Your poor tired muscles will give out, and you'll be helpless to stop everything from pouring out

I THINK they are i think they are oh oh oh oh oh i really cant be completey still im TRYING though ohhhh please can i close my legs pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee