#PSSSSSSSSS

[bellswlw]

um hello👋 gay people in my phone i hope you all had a good day😁 and laughed🤣 just a little bit🤏. let’s all be friends and hang out and just be girls together anywho going to slumberland🙏💤

and not to sound insane but sept is suicide awareness month and i am very glad everyone is still here and alive and not a tree or in the sea just yet. you’re all worth knowing, night night<3

[cottonpuffmouse]

In a perfect world there are no fireworks.

[somegirlsmakemenervous]

"You're not the first guy to say he only half believes my shirt. But it's 100% true. Hey... have you heard the one about the girl who slipped a diuretic in a guy's beer?"

*Psssssssss*

"Ha ha! Well... you kinda beat me to the punchline but, if you ask me, it still gets funnier every time!"

[gensokyogarden]

Pssss pssss psss

"What's that? I'm the only Taoist with a canon sword?"

Psss psss psssssss

"So I have to be Jetstream Mik?"

Psssssssss pssss.

"No I wanna be Miksoon."

[mojoomojojo]

Psssssssss just let it go

oh

oh my

oh my g

i think i just.

i just wet myself a lot?

there is still pee in my bladder but like

ohh fuck i think i just made a big mess oh no uh oh oh f u c k

[dusky-nembrotha0x0]

All my Roblox skins

Also

PSSSSSSSSS

[jackaloped6]

Me when I’m peeing

psss pssss psssssssss

[liljubjub]

When it given a PAPPER holder used... You forget you've accepted this used stuff and your life I Salvos because already warn is my Fuq the system... And I just make my febrie hold it..

WARNING REAL PIC (safe tonight)

See why Instagram scares the shit outta me...

I relate to the random FERBIE in it... And I strategically posted so what if his outfit not killing it. Skinny people kill it at jail. All us fatf have no chance... But we all wanted to succc fick

...THE FERBIE MF MAKES IT

Moral of the story: NEVER ONCE COMMITTED SEXC ASSULT AT JAILL

PS they all lewk like colour promoting next colour ferbies and I'm finally not falling asleep in mint green because I was RAPWD in a see thru shirt and I be flaunting dollars besides HM

PSS my eyebrows kept me grounded instead of walking up the train looking like nikci Minaj because it's easy to afford a $200 outfit!? These days!?

PSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssasssssßssssssssssssssssssssssssaasssassssaaswsssssssss... There needs to be an internet usage limit...because I shall we rules like confinement...

1-post privately until the lil kiddos wake UP.... Or finish school sched

2- LAUNCH THE WEEKEND INTO VIRAL LAAUGHTER OR WHO WON ME OR MY DAD

3-laughter is key but change adult to kid and video versa ammd see what cewt humor won

PSSSSSSSSS

I Might just RAKE A phone... With questionable or HEALTHY looking bod.

And my tits look Hella 🥑 not 🐝....I dunno where we wanna go with boda but everyone pin drop quiet and this world changed as soon as I was appetite gamed with 3 oranges because I was JEW'd up to LEWD BEHAVIOUR....to seize.

Not gonna brag but this is where my behaviour began with THIS selfie

[girlypopmikewheeler]

PSSSSSSSSS RRRERRRRRR RAKAKAKA TUSIIIIIIME

[kaneselfships]

Psssss

Psssssssss hey!

I got a little secret :))

If A rental says no smoking inside, then don’t :)) this includes vaping :))

We have a perfectly good porch with a covering and a ash tray :)) it doesn’t hurt to take more then 3 or 5 minutes to go outside and smoke :))

And I don’t want to hear “well it’s just one, it won’t hurt.” Yes. Yes it will. One turns into two and two into three :)) take it outside :))

Thank you, house keeping

[xiangqiong]

psssssssss

[buttsmasher]

Annoying Roommates

@one-inch-chick submitted a very hot photo to go along with this post. If you'd like to see that photo you'll have to go to NewTumbl to see it. Thanks again @one-inch-chick who's been a fantastic friend and fan! You photo submissions have been getting me through this whole situation.

This is a complete rewrite and reimagining of a story I've written before.

Warnings/Tags: Face Farting, Willing Victim, Gay Farting, Gay Face Farting, Roommates

You’re playing Fallout 4 in your bed when a shirtless Kian busts into your room. “Ever heard of knocking?”

“No.” He says sarcastically. “Do you have a second?” He makes himself comfortable by laying on his stomach next to you. He’s a little closer than you’d like but you give him your attention.

“What’s up?” You put your controller down and give him your full attention, trying not to stare at his boxer clad ass.

“I know I’m supposed to do the dishes today, but… Do you think you could do them for me?” He gives you a slight pout and bats his eyes. You roll your eyes and start to shake your head no. “I’ll make it worth it for you.”

“How could you-what are you doing?” Kian gets onto his knees and bends downward so his ass is sticking up in the air towards you.

PFFFFFFFFFBRBRFFFFFFFTTTTT

“What the fuck man?” You shake your head in disbelief. “I’m not doing your fucking dishes.” He wiggles his ass in what you believe he thinks is seductive. “Seriously, don't you have something better to do? Like, I don’t know, the dishes?”

“Nope,” He pops the p. “Not really.” He goes back to laying down on his stomach and focuses his attention back towards the TV even though you aren’t doing anything. The fart finally hits your nose, and it’s awful.

“Jesus, what did you eat?” You pinch your nose.

“Oh you know,” He pretends to be in deep thought. “Beans, broccoli, oh and a bowl of ice cream.”

“Fucking hell dude, get out before you stink my whole room up.” You unpinch your nose, the faint smell of his last fart lingering.

“Why? I thought you were a fart loving bitch?” You cringe at the joke that constantly gets brought up.

“I literally watched that weird porn once. Stop calling me a fart loving bitch!” You throw his right leg off the bed making him hang off the bed partially. You do your best again to not stare at his ass, but the way his boxers are framing his nice ass is making it hard.

“Oh come on, don’t deny it. I see how you look at my ass.” He shakes his ass again and you can’t stop yourself from staring.

“I do not-” You begin but get cut off by Kian’s ass.

PFFFFFFFFFFFTTT

“Uuh,” He groans as the fart escapes from his ass. “And it’s okay to like what you like, I ain’t judging.” The scent is as bad as the first one. “I’m just trying to make a deal that’s, you know, mutually beneficial.” You use your hand to fan in front of your face.

“That’s just rank man.” The smell is honestly equatable to a skunk, it’s terrible.

“And it’s all for you. You just have to wash the dishes.” Your eyes linger to his ass again and back to your face.

“That’s all? I get to huff on yer stink and all you want in return is me to do your dishes?” You ask somewhat in disbelief.

“Yup, you can even stroke that small cock of yours if you want.” You both stare at each other in silence for a moment, both of you waiting for each other to make the first move.

“I’m good.” You finally say turning your attention back to your TV. “I can find any guy I’d like to fart in my face and not have to do dishes.” He glares at you. “Not that I would want that anyway, that’s just groaty.” Kian gets back onto the bed and puts his legs to frame your body, and angles his ass so it’s facing right at you.

“Last chance bud, you know I got that gassiest ass here. This tank is full and is waiting for you.” He slaps his ass hard making it jiggle in front of you.

“Uh-uhm. What?”

PFFFFFFFFTT PFFBRBRBFFFFTT PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT

He lets out several blasts of air that get blown right at your face.

“Jesus fucking fuck!” You yell out as you get subjected to his ass bombs. It smells like raw sewage and you don’t think anyone would be able to withstand that. For some reason though, your cock is hard as rock. You do your best to cover up your crotch with a pillow so he doesn’t notice.

“See you do like it.” Kian points at the pillow you just moved.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFBBBRRRFFFTTTTTTT

“See, I think we can come to an arrangement.” You take a large inhale of his butt fumes before you shamefully nod your head.

“Fine, fine.” You shake your head. “Just pull yer undies down and I’ll do the dishes.”

“And clean the toilet.” He quickly adds trying to take advantage of the situation.

“Fine, and clean the toilet.” He laughs as he pulls his boxers down revealing his hairy ass. He backs his ass against your face and get’s comfortable.

“Gimme the controller.” You hand him the controller as his hole presses snuggly against your nose.

PSSSSSSSSS

You grimace as a warm fart gets shot right up your nose and it burns it’s way to your lungs. It’s awful and has one of the worst scents you’ve had to endure close up. “God, you're disgusting.” You manage to say as you keep sniffing.

“Not as disgusting as you, fart lover.”

PFFFFFF PFFFFF PFFFFFFFFF PFFFFFFFFF

“I mean, you’re down there getting off on my ass bombs.” He pulls the pillow away that was covering your crotch. “I mean look at your tiny dick straining in your shorts.”

“Shut up.” Your voice gets muffled under his ass.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

“Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of my manly farts. Oh shit deathclaw.”

“What?” You try to get him to move but he doesn’t budge.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFF PFBBFFFFFF

He sighs in relief as the last fart hits your nose. You take another deep breath in and you feel your eyes go cross. The scent is absolutely horrid but it doesn’t stop you from sniffing like a dog. You swear you can almost smell the beans that he said he ate earlier.

“Shit, I died.” Kian lifts off your face and looks back at you. “Alright, well I expect the dishes and toilet cleaned by eight. That gives you enough time to jack off right?”

“Fuck you.”

“I think you meant to say thank you. And you’re welcome.” You roll your eyes as he slams your door shut. But he’s not wrong, as soon as the doors closed your hand is in your pants stroking your dick until you’re shooting your load inside of your shorts.

You feel a little ashamed, but at least you’ve got a working deal now with Kian. Whenever he wants out of chores he makes a stop at your bedroom and you get to plant your face into his sizable ass and inhale the most toxic fumes of your life and get off all at the same time. Guess he was right; it was a good deal.

[mmmelahii]

Ranboo ARG be hurting me :'D

Also psssssssss maybe check out the twitter I made like yesterday night, I'll prolly be crossposting tho

https://twitter.com/Mmmelahi1

[omghotmemes]

psssssssss

[kim-poce]

You won this round, flower anon, but I'll be back. You will be eaten eventually.

🥀anon psssssssss

They won a round without fighting.

[charlottan]

pokes a small hole in your blog so the air starts leaking out

NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo psssssssss noooooooo