#Paagal

[somethingyoudesire]

when you're in a competition of the most hypocrite and bipolar people but your competitors are your desi brown parents😇

[ishuess]

Arshin ne comments pe bhi limit lagadi hai benstokes...mera chautha pyaar bhi adhura reh gya

Lessgoooo!!

[j4r-of-flies]

Worst thing in the world is ppl w bad hygiene cause wym you don’t wash your hands after you shit

[paracetamol600]

It's always "bhai ek ladki ke liye itna pagal kyu ho Raha hai" until it's your turn

[yeastinfectionvale]

here’s the magic tattoo uccio has

FUCKIN HELL MATE ITS HUGE (that's what she said)

[dhurrbyang]

i want what varun grover was having when he wrote 'moh moh ke dhaage' thanks!

[halloweenism]

i am now a sanya malhotra stan

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

Something fosho got into this guy kal raat lol

[love-belle]

u dumbfuck i adore u !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they're secretly together and one comment leads to the grand reveal.

or

for when you find out that it'll always be them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - max's version!!!!!! i hope u like it <3 charles' version coming soon!!!!!! thank u sm for reading, i love you <3

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*maxverstappen1 added to their instagram stories*

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yourusername when maxverstappen1 irritates you so bad u have to go and reconnect with nature but he follows u there too

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username THEY'RE TOGETHER OMG

username everyone stfu my parents are on vacation TOGETHER

username babe wake up y/n is being annoyed at max again

username i love them sm

username the og childhood friends to lover (yes i am delulu)

-> username they're childhood friends????? but they hate each other

-> username yeah 💔💔💔 after getting seats in f1 it's just the way it has been :/

-> username their families have known each other since before they were even born!!!! y/n and max were really good friends before getting to f1

username praying they get together 🔥🔥🔥

danielricciardo he has attachment issues

-> yourusername i know, it's BAD

-> maxverstappen1 both of you, STOP.

username no bc i know max can't function without y/n

username max was missing his emotional support enemy 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

username nah but she's so pretty ❤️❤️❤️

maxverstappen1 "reconnect with nature" you fell in a ditch

-> yourusername i could've said that u fell into that pond and ducks encircled u for 20 mins but i didn't did i

-> maxverstappen1 sorry ma'am

maxverstappen1 i don't irritate you

-> yourusername yes u do

-> maxverstappen1 i thought you liked listening to me talk about jimmy and sassy

-> yourusername i love my babies but i wanna FUCKING sleep

-> maxverstappen1 sorry darling ❤️

*this comment has been deleted*

-> maxverstappen1 sorry you witch

-> username NAH WHAT WAS THAT

-> username these mfs

username WHAT THR FUCK DID I JUST DISCOVER

username if they are together u can have my first born

landonorris oh u dumb bitches

-> yourusername BLAME HIM

-> maxverstappen1 I SAID SORRY

-> yourusername no u ruined my plan of soft launching our relationship over the course of 10 months which would include me pretending to hate u for a majority of those 10 months

-> landonorris she really thought this through huh

-> maxverstappen1 she had a vision board and everything

-> yourusername WHICH I NOW HAVE TO DELETE THANKS TO UR DUMBASS. PAAGAL. ( stupid )

-> maxverstappen1 ice cream

-> yourusername say less jaan i am On my way!

username these bitches so dumb (im in love with them)

username IM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD

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maxverstappen1 rarely recorded moments of her not looking like she wants to bash my head in but i love it when she smiles ❤️

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username SHUT THE FUCK UP

username OH MY GOD

username SHE'S SO PRETTY

username *our girlfriend just so u know

username no bc the way they talk about each other even when they were NOT together :///

-> username "i have known her for so long and it's safe to say that she's got real talent and she deserves all the support and praise that she is getting, i tolerate her and all but i do hope she will stop stealing my cats"

-> username "he's kind of a cool guy, okay okay"

-> username poetic bf 🤝 k gf

username she can run me over anytime just saying

charles_leclerc her face is doing that weird thing

-> yourusername it's called smiling u dumb fucking bitch

-> charles_leclerc ah there's the y/n i know 🥰

username the paper rings omg

username I 😭 LIKE 😭 SHINY 😭 BUT 😭 I'D 😭 MARRY 😭 YOU 😭 WITH 😭 PAPER 😭 RINGS 😭

username this is INSANE like im going CRAZY over this

username mama y papa

username if my relationship isn't like this then i don't want it no thank u lol

username they're so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

landonorris mom and dad

-> maxverstappen1 no

-> yourusername no

-> landonorris nvm then im disowning u

username im SO normal about this

username they make me so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

username i just know the f1 gc went WILD

-> username i know a lot of money was lost and made

yourusername not u going all sappy on me

-> maxverstappen1 how can i not??? 😘

-> yourusername gross (❤️)

yourusername ur kinda cool too ig

-> maxverstappen1 that's not what you were saying last night

-> yourusername mf my maa and papa are on this app ( mom and dad )

-> landonorris AND UR CHILD

-> maxverstappen1 thought you disowned us

-> landonorris i see how it is

username i love them sm

username me when.

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yourusername u dumbfuck i adore u

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username WE GOT A SAPPY POST FROM Y/N

username IM SO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username screaming throwing up sliding down the wall bashing my head gagging rolling down the stairs laying on bed like a spider ripping my hair yelling kicking

username the lil fuck u pastry is so her

username IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF THEM ACTUALLY

username my heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 i love them so much

lewishamilton 💜

*liked by yourusername*

username god has been so kind to others 💔💔💔

username i need this oh my god

username ENEMIES TO LOVERS AT ITS FINEST

username i just need to know who confessed first and i'll be happy with my life

username he looks so babygirl

*liked by yourusername*

pierregasly i made money, thanks to you

-> yourusername happy to have helped

username I KNEW MONEY WAY MADE IN BETWEEN THE GRID

username i'll be telling stories to this to my children

username this is life changing u don't get it

username im so so happy like i can't even form words

maxverstappen1 don't call me dumbfuck

-> yourusername dumbfuck

-> maxverstappen1 you're lucky i love you

-> yourusername ❤️🖕 (i love you)

maxverstappen1 i actually enjoyed that pastry

-> yourusername thank u, my maa taught me that recipe

-> maxverstappen1 i miss her pav bhaji

-> yourmomsusername i'm catching the next flight to monaco, i need to feed my son-in-law

-> yourusername and when i ask u to come and visit me, u say no

-> yourmomsusername it's because i love him more than you

-> yourusername wow

maxverstappen1 i adore you too

-> yourusername i adore u ❤️

-> yourusername dumbfuck

username i cried

username shed a few tears this is revolutionary

[hi-avathisside]

My top favourite

Paagal ho chuki ho please bear with me 😭😭😭😭😭

[tujhse-raabta]

"zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pam paara zoobi doobi param pa ~

zoobi doobi zoobi doobi naache kyu paagal stupid mann"

and

"jaise filmo mei hota hai, ho raha hai hubahu" THIS IS SO APOLLO HIMBO CODED IM GONNA SCREAM DUNNO WHY BUT APOLLO GIVES RANCHO VIBES (WHEN AROUND PIA)

LIKE YES THAT BITCH ABSOLUTELY SEES RHEA IN FUCKING NEWS ADVERTISEMENTS AND WEATHER FORECASTS

(poseidon as Virus? absolutely, fuck yes)

[aahanna]

AP DHILLON WAS RIGHT

Eh munde paagal ne Saare

(All these boys are insane)

Gallan vaddiyan vadde laare

(big talk and big excuses)

Umar di hauli addiye tu

(You're of young age girl)

Ni bach ke reh

(Beware !!!)

[wojosubahjaldinahiuthti]

when will i get "tere pyaar mein" as a reply to my "paagal hai kya"

[ishuess]

New beginnings ♾️

Shubman (in bathroom in front of mirror): this is it..this is the moment..Shubman Gill you can do this.

Ishan(from the bed): SHUBI MOVIE NIGHT PAUSED HAI JALDI AA

Shubman: AAYA..this is going to change everything and nothing for better. I know my lines and I am ready for it..but is he ready?

Ishan: JALDI AANA..

Shubman: AAYA EK MINUTE RUK...he better be ready.

Ishan: kitna taiyaar ho raha tha...it's movie night babyy.

Shubman: Haan haan pata hai but I will chose a movie.

Ishan: Ayye no hollywood na I am feeling desi rom coms.

Shubman: Yea yeaa..I know *picks movie*

Ishan: Jab we met?

Shubman: Yea..

Ishan: We have already watched this one and you find it stupid.

Shubman: I do love stupid *looks at Ishan*

Ishan: Tu mereko stupid bol raha hai?

Shubman: main tereko love u bol raha hoon ab dekhte hain.

Ishan: *huffs*

..........They start the movie...........

Ishan: *keeps on repeating lines from film*

Shubman: *watches Ishan with a smile*

Ishan: *sniffles* How can Anshuman do this?

Shubman: Paagal hai na

Geet (in T.V): Main tujhe bohot acchi lagti hoon na?

Ishan: Main tujhe bohot accha lagta hoon na?

Shubman: *pauses the movie*

Ishan: yaar kyun roka paagal!

Shubman: *pulls Ishan on his lap*

Ishan: Shubman? Kya hua?

Shubman: Phirse bol

Ishan: Kya hua?

Shubman: Nahi usse pehle?

Ishan: Yaar..kyun roka..

Shubman: Nahi usse pehle..

Ishan:....main tujhe bohot acchi lagti hoon na??

Shubman: Bohot par woh

Ishan: Teri problem hai?

Shubman: Meri problem nahi hai mere life ka sabse best decision hai..Tune mujhe har khushi ki vajah di..teri smile..tere nakhre..teri baatein..tere aansu..teri hasi

Ishan: Shubi..

Shubman: Smile kar na do minute...Uth ek second aur chal mere saath.

Ishan: Kahaan?

Shubman: Tu bas mainu follow kar.. *takes Ishan to the balcony*

Ishan: Kya kar raha hai..tu mujhe dara raha hai? Sab thik haina?

Shubman: Sab changa hai..Ab ruk.

Ishan: Shubi...kya kar rahaa..

Shubman: Sun toh pehle..

Ishan: Chhetti dass

Shubman: Thand rakh kaake..Ishh jab tujhse pehli baar mila tab yeh ehsaas nahi hua ki tu mere zindagi ka woh hissa ban jaayega jo mujhe khud se bhi zyada pyaara ho jaayega. I love you kab I love us ban gaye. Hum kab roommates se best friends se boyfriends ban gaye. Par ab boyfriends nahi reh sakte..I am sorry

Ishan: Kya...kya bol raha hai Shubman? *starts panicking and hyperventilating* Maine kuch kiya..Sorry na baby. Hum baat nahi kar sakte kya? Sab sort out nahi kar sakte kya..Shubi please i am sorry

Shubman: Ishan sun tu galat samajh raha hai..tu sun nahi raha

Ishan: I am sorry...I am so sorry Shubi..Shubi please..*starts crying*

Shubman: Oh shit!! *cups Ishan's face* Panic matt kar...look at me..Ishan look at my eyes. Breathe ok breathe

Ishan: Shubii...

Shubman: It's ok baby..do you feel my heartbeat...see I'm here..breathe..breathe

Ishan: Hum sab theek nahi kar sakte?

Shubman: Paagal tu sunta hi nahi...sab theek nahi main sab perfect karne waala hoon.

Ishan: Kya bol raha hai

Shubman: Pehle chal uth ke baith pehle paani pi

Ishan: Nahi tu suspense mat bana...please bolna.

Shubman: *picks up Ishan and carries him to bed*

Ishan: Kya kar raha hai..

Shubman: Ab chup bilkul chup..Main tujhse bohot pyaar karta hoon...sabse zyada pyaar karta hoon..isliye..*deep breath* tumerenaalvyaahkarega?

Ishan: Kya?

Shubman:*goes on one knee and takes out a ring* Will you Ishan Kishan marry me?

Ishan: *starts crying after wearing the ring*

Shubman: Oo tu ro matt..tere munh pe smile hi suit karti hai *sits beside Ishan and hugs him*

Ishan: Chup kar paagal.*punches him lightly on chest*

Shubman: Aah..maar matt..

Ishan: *kisses Shubman*

Shubman: *deepens the kiss*

Ishan: *moves away out of breath*

Shubman:*cups Ishan's face* Yahi chahiye for 7 janam tak ab bas tu hi chahiye

Ishan: *laughs with tears in eyes* daraya kyun tu pehle? *slaps him lightly*

Shubman: Tune pura bolne kahan diya? Tujhe sach mein lagta hai meri aukat tujhse breakup karne ki hai? Khudko dekha hai laanat hogi mujhpe agar tujhe jaane diya.

Ishan: Paagal..

Shubman: Tune jawaab nahi diya lekin..

Ishan: Ab teri permanent booking ho gayi hai.

Shubman: *kisses Ishan* I love us

Ishan: I love us more.

(This fic was requested by one and only @bimesskaira . Aaj toh jee bohot angst ho gaya. That's why this fic is to only and only happy beginnings. Ab itni acchi fic likhi hai toh ek hi aasha hai ki aap sabko pasand aayegi.

Aur sab milke bhagwan ji se pray karo ki ISHAN COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER aur nazar na lage mere cuties ko.)

🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🔱🔱🔱🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[okbutwhy-rebooted]

Was watching Carmen Sandiego w my 4yr old lil sis and she was asking me stuff like "Yeh ganda hai? Yeh achha hai?" and I was explaining "Red wali achhi hai, green wale gandey hai, blue wale aur red wale ladai karte hai par dono achhe hai" and then Devineaux came up onscreen and she asked me and I told her "Yeh na hi ganda hai na hi achha, yeh bas Paagal hai"

[tawaifeddiediaz]

deewani tu meri, main tera paagal piya

you’re crazy for me, i’m crazy for you, my love

[Image ID: two gifs of Evan Buckley and Eddie Diaz from 9-1-1 episode 6.10, "In A Flash." Both gifs are black and white, and have a lyric from the title song of Kalank in spaced, white capital letters. Underneath, in italicised lowercase, is the English translation.:

GIF 1: Buck looking up towards the sky as the rain falls around him. The lyric reads, "Tu barkha meri" and the translation reads, "you are my rain."

GIF 2: Eddie, hanging off the top of the ladder, desperately screaming for more slack. He's poised above Buck, against the clouds, almost protecting him from the rain. The lyric reads, "Main tera baadal piya" and the translation reads, "i am your clouds, my love."

/end ID]