#Patch Notes

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[smxlegxrl]

recommendation list!

Girls, Girls, Girls! — soundgasm link

lesbian, f, cock, dumbification

Generic Brainwashing Audio Redux — soundgasm link

f/nb4a, dumbification, brainwashing

Good Girls Get Reprogrammed — soundgasm link

m4f, dumbification, brainwashing

Session — soundgasm link

f, dumbification, intox (thc)

Autopilot — literotica link

f, solo, dumbification

Candy Coated — literotica link

androgynous, induction, dumbification

Doll — literotica link

androgynous, induction, dollification

Does Hypnosis Fry Your Brain? — youtube link

m4a, spiral, dumbification, brainwashing

Bimbofication hypnosis! Sweet little dumb-dumb toy! — youtube link

sfw, dumbification, talking down

[darkwizardjamesmason]

Look outside got it's first patch and I didn't think a cosmic horror game would have such funny patch notes.

[great-and-small]

patch notes for EarthAnimals.v.12.09

Fixed male cat urethras to be less narrow (now 3.5x wider). Same correction made in male goats

Made alterations to equine cardiac sphincter- horses can now vomit

Scrapped french bulldogs and performed full overhaul of skeleton and soft tissue

Fixed panda GI tract and enabled diet options other than bamboo

Koala populations no longer dripping with chlamydia

Added 5,000 vaquitas to the Gulf of Mexico

Fixed cheetah coefficient of inbreeding. Note: organs can no longer be transplanted freely among population!

All dogs are now born with stomach tacked in place on body wall, preventing lethal twisting (gdv)

Fixed incorrect placement of legs in loons (they are now able to walk)

[warframestuff]

[bhaalspawnshitposting]

TO ALL THE SAVE SCUMMERS:

It looks like the patch notes mention that saving on a dice roll screen will preserve that dice roll, so keep in mind to try to save BEFORE entering the roll screen!!

[bigfatlesbian]

this has to be my favorite patch 4 note

[splatoonusna]

Splatoon 3 Patch Notes for Ver. 9.3.0

[justmeinabigolworld]

Kingdom Hearts as Sims 3 Patch Notes

Hope this hasn't been done yet!

Honestly, the "become enemies with child" one could be applicable to basically any of the (adult) Norts

Sources below the cut:

Screenshots of KH taken from these three videos

Patch Notes taken from here:

[sinileijona]

s-selfie emote???

[prokopetz]

The idea that all life sims must have a very specific set of optional minigames isn't good for the genre, but it does lead to objectively funny situations where a game's promotional material is all about a cute witch searching for lost cats and its patch notes are all like:

increased death skull visibility radius in Fire Dungeon

[jam2go]

Kitten Burst v4.01 is up with a bunch of bug-fixes!

most of them are stopping Hapi from sitting when they're not supposed to (📸 @BROHONKY)

[flittermou5e]

USA PATCH NOTES

-made Wisconsin significantly larger by absorbing several other states into it, as well as giving it most of Michigan

-minnesota is now an independent country

-made missouri much smaller (much of what used to be missouri now belongs to wisconsin)

-resolved v-fighting between utah and wyoming

-split the rest of Michigan between ohio and indiana

-the entire delmarva peninsula is now part of Washington, D.C.

-gave georgia's coastline to south carolina

-further divided the dakotas

-southern montana is now part of southwest dakota

-the alaskan panhandle is now canadian

-3 of the hawaiian islands are now part of mexico

-merged arizona, nevada, and southern california into a single state

-alabama and mississippi's coastlines are now floridian

-oklahoma is now very very long

-eastern texas is now in louisiana

-arkansas is slightly larger

-western texas is part of new mexico

-merged northern california, western oregon, and the entirety of washington into a new state

-eastern oregan is part of idaho

-the idaho panhandle is now a separate state

-rotated the border between virginia and north carolina by 90° (virginia in the east, NC in the west)

-merged kentucky, east tennessee, and the maryland panhandle into west virginia

-merged the rest of maryland as well as most of western new york into Pennsylvania

-merged eastern Massachusetts and all of new hampshire into maine

-merged western massachusetts, new york city, long island, and all of new jersey into vermont

-renamed colorado to squareland

-rhode island is entirely unchanged

[jellymellydraws]

Durge: I think I always liked you too...

Gortash: is that what--

Your prayer of forgiveness was written about?

You truly thought of me?

You remember of us?

You meant to talk to me about, before you disappeared?

Orin was afraid of?

You always felt?

Got you killed? Why your guard was down?