#Paul F. Tomkins

[matildazq]

Chicago has reached the bipolar phase of its winter where it tries to kill us all by snowing, then getting outrageously cold, then snowing again before the temperature rises to just a teensy bit above freezing, then drops again. So the streets and sidewalks are deathtraps, but the Danger Beagle laughs in the face of peril. She still wants her 6+-mile walk everyday. So I have these yaktrax things that help at least a little with not dying of the sidewalk bashing in my occipital. They are a sort of rubber frame that, in theory, stretches around the outline of the sole of one's shoe. Except my winter boots are for dudes, because I have not found a pair for women that are not absurd in prioritizing look over functionality (see above re: mandatory 6+-mile Danger Beagling daily). I bought the yaktrax for my dainty lady feet shoes, though, and my boots are, of necessity, rather too big for my feet. The result is that he yaktrax seem to want to escape. Yesterday, I lost one and the Spousal Unit graciously hunted it down. Today, I suddenly realized outside the dog park that I had lost both. I was going to write them off, but I was pretty sure it had only been a short while since I lost them. An apparent digression: Lately, I have been re-listening to all of "Sparks Nevada: Marshal on Mars" in order. I am out of the Pod F. Tompkast, Spontaneanation, Stay F. Homekins, and The Neighborhood Listen. I am out of Craig's List and Settling the Score. Danger Beagling consumes a LOT of podcasts, friends. So, Sparks it has been, and I have this to say: —Goddamn if that theme song is not a jolt of endorphins every single time —Sara Watkins' POW! is still the POW! to beat —I can't believe I'd forgotten how straight @paulftompkins plays it when he sings the theme song when the Jupiter Spy is Sparks —I can't believe I'd forgotten how he then utterly destroys MEJ when the Jupiter Spy is Croach and MEJ is just trying to get through the song. ANYHOODLES. Despite my LIMITED HUMAN SENSES, and my life-long urban dwelling, I was inspired NOT to surrender to the loss of my yaktrax, because there's crunchy, crunchy snow all over, so I was leaving two sets of footprints (no, Jesus does not come into this), and I was reasonably sure that the tall weeds (Danger Beagle loves the tall weeds—she once flushed a Bun and a Barn Cat in rapid succession and she will NEVER FORGET) immediately next to the off-leash part of the dog park was the most likely place for them to have been yanked off.

Reader, I tracked those yaktrax. Praise Nanotech.

[streamondemand]

'Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy' on Netflix and Paramount+

‘Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy’ on Netflix and Paramount+

Will Ferrell takes us back to the 1970s, the glory days of local TV newsreaders, in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004). The well-coiffed and self-involved Ron is a veritable god of a local celebrity and his team is an old boys club rattled when the station hires Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), who battles sexism and Ron’s outsized ego to become the city’s first female…

[hector-the-milk-inspector]

Paul F Tomkins on Dropout!? What is this a crossover episode?

[academy-x]

i started watching lower decks (i like startrek now i guess) its so funny how eugene cordero tawnee newsome and all the non starring voice actors are friends in real life?? or at least all friends with paul f tomkins? and all have improv backgrounds???

[ellicove]

darling, dumpling, sweetie pie, my dearest dear… our love is the best! better than all the rest, no contest, it’s true. it is! i love you!

[mortifiedandawesome]

Superego - H.R. Giger at the Drive Thru

[kickerofelves]

Werner Herzog hears Paul F Tompkins's Werner Herzog

[mymossydreams]

Bob Odenkirk announces Lost In Translation for AFI Movie Club. (Via American Film Institute on YouTube, May 7, 2020 - 0:49 mins.)

[whateverurhavinyerself]

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[verminfang]

So that new Bubble scripted comedy podcast on max fun aparently has an amazing cast.

[todd--chavez]

[fionaapplerocks]

L-R: Karen Kilgariff, ?, Paul F Tomkins, Fiona Apple, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Rhett Miller. Not shown Jon Brion who was headlining this show. Photo: Jeni Eidsvig

[goesnowhere-doesnothing]

I must personally protest the shameful amount of time Migleemo is on screen without Paul F. Tomkins' voice coming out of his beak

[mulvs]

Request!!

Hey there!

I am dedicating this blog solely to writing fanfiction.

I seem to struggle with writers block and would really appreciate requests from you guys! I will list the people I most enjoy writing for but feel free to request anyone, I may not be able to write it for you if I don’t know the person requested or feel I wouldn’t do a good job portraying what you want. But I shall try my very best!

CHARACTERS:

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS:

- Sgt. Donny Donowitz

- Lt. Aldo Raine

- Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

- Hans Landa

- Shosanna Dreyfus

- Frederick Zoller

- Bridget Von Hammersmark

- Lt. Archie Hicox

- Major Dieter Hellstrom

- PFC Utivich

- PFC Hirschberg

- Cpl. Willhelm Wicki

- Perrier LaPadite

- PFC Omar Ulmer

STAND BY ME:

- Gordie Lachance

- Chris Chambers

- Vern Tessio

- Teddy Duchamp

- Richard “Eyeball” Chambers

- Ace Merrill

- Denny Lachance

- Billy Tessio

- Charlie Hogan

MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN:

- Enoch O’ Connor

- Miss Alma Peregrine

- Jacob Portman

- Emma Bloom

- Abraham Portman

- Olive Abroholos Elephanta

THE MAZE RUNNER:

- Gally

- Newt

- Thomas

- Minho

- Teresa

- Frypan

- Alby

- Ben

- Zart

- Brenda

- Aris

- Janson

- Jorge

- Vince

- Lawrence

TWILIGHT:

- Bella Swan

- Edward Cullen

- Jasper Hale/Cullen

- Emmett Cullen

- Rosalie Hale/Cullen

- Alice Cullen

- Dr. Carlisle Cullen

- Esme Cullen

- Victoria

- James

- Laurent

- Jacob Black

- Seth Clearwater

- Leah Clearwater

- Sam Uley

- Charlie Swan

- Paul

- Emily

- Jared

SONS OF ANARCHY:

- Jackson “Jax” Teller

- Tara Knowles

- Gemma Teller

- Nero Padilla

- Clay Morrow

- Harry “Opie” Winston

- Lyla Winston

- Juan Carlos “Juice” Ortiz

- Filip “Chibs” Telford

- Kerianne Telford

- Bobby “Fat Elvis” Munson

- Alexander “Tig” Trager

- Happy Lowman

- Wendy Case

- George “Ratboy” Skogstrom

- Herman Kozik

- Rane Quinn

- Otto Delaney

- Keith McGee

- Cherry

- Luann Delaney

DIVERGENT:

- Eric Coulter

- Tobias “Four” Eaton

- Peter

- Will

YOU:

- Joe Goldberg

- Karen Minty

THE SOCIETY:

- Gareth “Grizz” Visser

- Allie Pressman

- Cassandra Pressman

- Campbell Eliot

- Sam Eliot

- Kelly Aldrich

- Elle Tomkins

- Will LeClair

- Bean

- Helena

- Harry Bingham

- Gordie

- Luke

RIVERDALE:

- Sweet Pea

- Jughead Jones

- Archie Andrews

- Cheryl Blossom

- Toni Topaz

- Kevin Keller

- F. P. Jones

SHERLOCK:

- Sherlock Holmes

- Moriarty

- John H. Watson

- Mycroft Holmes

- Inspector Lestrade

- Molly Hooper

- Mary Morstan

SUPERNATURAL:

- Dean Winchester

- Sam Winchester

- Castiel

- Crowley

- Lucifer

- Charlie

- Bobby Singer

- Gabriel

- John Winchester

- Mary Winchester

- Jo Harvelle

- Meg Masters

- Arthur Ketch

- Bela Talbot

- Kevin Tran

- Jody Mills

- Adam Milligan

- Chuck Shurley

I am more than happy to attempt any character on this list or not. PLEASE SEND REQUESTS! :) I am also happy to do cross-overs and ships, as well as writing two characters together. Every type of request is welcome, be it, polyamorous, gay, lesbian, smut, fluff, kink, mental illness or any other subject that may be difficult to ask for, all is welcome here and I will do my very best with the knowledge I have!

I look forward to writing your stories! Request away!

Mulvs :)

[unicornery]

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