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yassifiedautism · 1 year
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payper-arts · 7 months
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“I’m not gonna do it, girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.” 👉👈
Bonus:
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case #180620230
stranded 13,000ft beneath the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean, a group of billionaires find themselves entombed by their own hubris after going missing during an expedition to tour the wreckage of the Titanic.
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the-kingshound · 3 months
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Nah i'm w/ morien, do stupid shit get hit
Morien's gonna like you
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months
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Nora: Alright, Gang! No Holds Barred Dare Factor starts now!!! (Produces fish bowl filled with slips of paper) May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!
ORNJY: (draw slips)
Nora: Whatcha got!
Oscar: .....Walk around in a pair of...uh...butt-less chaps for a whole day. Just the chaps.
Ruby: (visibly shaking in terror) Put Weiss in a booster seat every time she tries to sit down for the next hour...
ONJY: (wince)
Jaune: (visibly shaken) Go up to Weiss and say "Uppies!" while picking her up and tossing her in the air like a toddler...
Ruby: It's been good knowing you, Jaune.
Jaune: Likewise, Ruby. Likewise.
Nora: Chug a bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of- (double takes) A bottle of magnesium citrate?!
ORJY (stop it ya nasties): Thoughts and prayers
Yang: (Looks at her slip and balks) ...Tell your partner they look breedable...
ORNJ: (silent prayers)
Everyone gets up and salute before going off to complete their given missions.
-Later-
ORNJY: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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charliemwrites · 4 months
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Lord help you all this morning I’m feeling like some angst.
We’ll see how I feel when I get home and get some food in me but….
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beardedmrbean · 1 year
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astuteobservations · 5 months
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT IS A WRAPPPP
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news4dzhozhar · 16 days
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hoboscruff · 1 month
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For those of you who watched the Bungie livestream, saw the hatefulness sent to Noah, and went "damn I hope these people get punished in some way" I have excellent news
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lamajaoscura · 8 months
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Studios Say Lack of Star Promo is Hurting Movies' Box Office
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cutemothman · 5 months
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the funniest thing about hannibal was after will admitted to jack that he wanted to run away with hannibal jack was like, "yeah this guy is normal and can be trusted to work for the fbi"
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chrissy-kaos · 1 year
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Ask if I'm real again.. @zerosuitsammi3 am I real or not?
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drugsforaddicts · 5 months
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idk why I didn't think about this earlier (since I'm going to see him tomorrow) but watch me print this, wear it to the Pikkujoulut gig and make an ass of myself
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calvinandhobbes · 6 months
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reframing the mizumono kitchen scene as will graham winning first place in a fucked up wet t-shirt contest
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ms-boogie-man · 2 months
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why are you on tumblr of all things, get a life
Because Tumblr is my jam yo!
Why are you bothering me with such dumb messages while on anon? Maybe it is you that needs to get a life —
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Happy, anon?!
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Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸
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