#Pmail

[saltywavedog]

Pals,

It’s the time of the year when trees are welcome inside, And there are lots of presents and tasty treats to hide.

I am sending pmails and checking them twice. Making sure the Christmas tree doesn’t turn into a stay cay for mice.

I’m busy checking everything goes as planned,

Because I want some good snacks and not ones that are canned.

I’m lucky to have toys like monkey and pig

and meeting new fens on walks - small and big.

I hope everyone gets a present from Santa Paws this year,

because you have shared your pawsome tales and always with good cheer. Here’s a big #bigwednesdaywoof 🐶🩵🌼

Luv Rocky ✨🎄🐕

#dog #dogoftheday #doglover #doggosbeingdoggos #saltywavedog #christmasdogs

[fated-furret]

Pmail: Warm Blanket

< An image is attached, of the feverish and wilted Mika laying up to the neck in the blanket. He's looking incredibly sorry for himself. >

Thththank you.

[faller-of-kharbranth]

I see. Thanks.

Pmail: Gift box: it has poffins of your preferred flavour

Thanks!!

Oooh, these are good poffins!

[shallahi-and-snowflake]

Pmail. Item: the yolk of a hardboiled egg, as a projectile, which just barely misses your head, and splats against the wall

—SNARL!!

WHO SENT—?!

…

An… anon?!

You can just send me things?!

[oh-shinx]

Voir's weirdness might be connected to having been PMailed the Mind Plate

....... Oh my fuck of course.

[behind-your-reflection]

Pelipper Mail! A note, reading:

Well, either there are, and everything's fine, or there aren't, and that PMail I just sent to Bench'll make them retroactively pop into existence, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mel did you just snail mail an ask at me

[devilisinthedeinos]

Oh yeah… they also have a camera on you. We probably would Pmail you something to cover it… but a pelipper flying into… wherever you are would probably raise a lot of suspicion, may not even be possible, and also it’d be maybe too Sus to even cover the camera.

oh that's what the thing in the corner is- got it.

...You're right though. Trying to cover it would probably just get me in trouble or something.

[voirs-fortunes]

PMail - a book on escaped cult survivors

...

I'll read this later.

[blueflare7pkmn]

PMail: A Periscope lmao

... i feel ljke this is mocking me..

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Pmail:

Item: a Dropper Bottle, of a concentrated solution of Capsaicin in Ethanol.

SPICY ALCOHOL???

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Pmail! Glass Orb.

Being within 10 metres of it, you will, in your mind, relive a notable fight from your past.

I just remembered when sidon and I first became roommates we fought over the top bunk of our dorm...

We were like 6-7 and he won :/

[chibialastor]

sksksksksksksksksk so cute

[faller-of-kharbranth]

(Nvm. Just noticed pmail's off. Sorry)

//It’s back on again!! I had to turn it off IC and OOC because of the aforementioned Incident.

[ofcarnivora]

BadPod on empty beach

[steverogersnotebook]

Walking Bucky is a relatively new every day experience (usually he runs in the back yard). Not so new is the doggy habit of stopping to sniff. We call it checking p-mail.

Today I found myself narrating the stops. Short sniffs are clickbait, longer ones are either spam or photos of the family depending on the length.

There was a stop that was longer than clickbait and shorter than spam, I asked it it was a trojan, then amended, we should save that for when he actually finds a trojan (not out of the realm of possibilities being 999 steps from a high school).

[rustedblade]

task 009. resume

rust’s resume he hastily created after he lost his scholarship and couldn’t continue studying. he details that he focused on ‘cookie design’ in culinary school to try and fit it into his experience, as he quickly realizes he doesn’t really have much going for him when it’s not his parent’s vouching for him. he fakes experience as an ‘intern stylist’ at a made up ‘bellerose inc.’, despite it really just being him following around his dad on bring your kid to work day a few years back. it wasn’t too much wonder he couldn’t get a job as a stylist, with his minimal and sketchy experience highlighted by his swift leave from the one job he did have, which was something he really couldn’t lie about.